# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2509
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50166 "2017-03-04T13:10:13Z")
People whose names are just… wrong: 1. Mark Ruffalo 2. Shia LaBeouf 3. Sharon Gless 4. Joey Buttafuoco 5. Dakota Fanning ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50167 "2017-03-04T13:21:47Z")
People whose names are just… wrong: 1. Mark Ruffalo 2. Shia LaBeouf 3. Sharon Gless 4. Joey Buttafuoco 5. Dakota Fanning 6. Poppy Montgomery ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50168 "2017-03-04T13:23:48Z")
People whose names are just… wrong: 1. Mark Ruffalo 2. Shia LaBeouf 3. Sharon Gless 4. Joey Buttafuoco 5. Dakota Fanning 6. Humphrey Bogart ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50169 "2017-03-04T14:46:40Z")
People whose names are just… wrong: 1. Mark Ruffalo 2. Shia LaBeouf 3. Sharon Gless 4. Joey Buttafuoco 5. Dakota Fanning 6. Humphrey Bogart 7. [Daisy Cowit](http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=11&ved=0ahUKEwiI5K2zi73SAhXE24MKHW2SAr8QFghGMAo&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-2487562%2FWoman-named-DAISY-COWIT-plows-car-herd-50-cows-texting.html&usg=AFQjCNGno_joOw_xzMU4EKqcB828q0NvsA&bvm=bv.148747831,d.eWE) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50170 "2017-03-04T15:29:38Z")
People whose names are just… wrong: 1. Mark Ruffalo 2. Shia LaBeouf 3. Sharon Gless 4. Joey Buttafuoco 5. Dakota Fanning 6. Humphrey Bogart 7. [Daisy Cowit](http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=11&ved=0ahUKEwiI5K2zi73SAhXE24MKHW2SAr8QFghGMAo&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-2487562%2FWoman-named-DAISY-COWIT-plows-car-herd-50-cows-texting.html&usg=AFQjCNGno_joOw_xzMU4EKqcB828q0NvsA&bvm=bv.148747831,d.eWE) 8. Brett Favre ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50171 "2017-03-04T15:34:56Z")
People whose names are just… wrong: 1. Mark Ruffalo 2. Shia LaBeouf 3. Sharon Gless 4. Joey Buttafuoco 5. Dakota Fanning 6. Humphrey Bogart 7. Daisy Cowit 8. Brett Favre 9. Zach Galifianakis ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50172 "2017-03-04T15:47:32Z")
People whose names are just… wrong: 1. Mark Ruffalo 2. Shia LaBeouf 3. Sharon Gless 4. Joey Buttafuoco 5. Dakota Fanning 6. Humphrey Bogart 7. Daisy Cowit 8. Brett Favre 9. Zach Galifianakis 10. Tom Sizemore ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50173 "2017-03-04T16:10:27Z")
People whose names are just… wrong: 1. Mark Ruffalo 2. Shia LaBeouf 3. Sharon Gless 4. Joey Buttafuoco 5. Dakota Fanning 6. Humphrey Bogart 7. Daisy Cowit 8. Brett Favre 9. Zach Galifianakis 10. Tom Sizemore 11. [Toppie Smellie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovtRGZ9fZX0) (from an old fried chicken commercial) ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50174 "2017-03-04T16:40:17Z")
People whose names are just… wrong: 1. Mark Ruffalo 2. Shia LaBeouf 3. Sharon Gless 4. Joey Buttafuoco 5. Dakota Fanning 6. Humphrey Bogart 7. Daisy Cowit 8. Brett Favre 9. Zach Galifianakis 10. Tom Sizemore 11. Toppie Smellie 12. [Dick Butkus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Butkus) I’m somewhat surprised no one mentioned him yet. Too obvious? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50175 "2017-03-04T16:40:44Z")
People whose names are just… wrong: 1. Mark Ruffalo 2. Shia LaBeouf 3. Sharon Gless 4. Joey Buttafuoco 5. Dakota Fanning 6. Humphrey Bogart 7. Daisy Cowit 8. Brett Favre 9. Zach Galifianakis 10. Tom Sizemore 11. Toppie Smellie 12. Dick Butkis 13. Dick Trickle ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50176 "2017-03-04T16:42:21Z")
Next: Places that need to be cleaned in your house. 1. Floor needs to be swept ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50177 "2017-03-04T17:09:11Z")
Places that need to be cleaned in your house. 1. Floor needs to be swept 2. Garage needs de-cluttered ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50178 "2017-03-04T18:35:47Z")
Places that need to be cleaned in your house. 1. Floor needs to be swept 2. Garage needs de-cluttered 3. Cat litter box needs to be cleared ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50179 "2017-03-04T18:46:24Z")
Places that need to be cleaned in your house. 1. Floor needs to be swept 2. Garage needs de-cluttered 3. Cat litter box needs to be cleared 4. Bathrooms ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50180 "2017-03-04T19:16:14Z")
Places that need to be cleaned in your house. 1. Floor needs to be swept 2. Garage needs de-cluttered 3. Cat litter box needs to be cleared 4. Bathrooms 5. My office ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50181 "2017-03-04T20:34:55Z")
Places that need to be cleaned in your house. 1. Floor needs to be swept 2. Garage needs de-cluttered 3. Cat litter box needs to be cleared 4. Bathrooms 5. My office 6. Bottom of the office chair (just noticed a huge dust creature clinging to it) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50182 "2017-03-04T20:41:03Z")
Places that need to be cleaned in your house. 1. Floor needs to be swept 2. Garage needs de-cluttered 3. Cat litter box needs to be cleared 4. Bathrooms 5. My office 6. Bottom of the office chair 7. The kitchen ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50183 "2017-03-04T20:56:11Z")
Places that need to be cleaned in your house. 1. Floor needs to be swept 2. Garage needs de-cluttered 3. Cat litter box needs to be cleared 4. Bathrooms 5. My office 6. Bottom of the office chair 7. The kitchen 8. Stovetop drip pans have rusted through, need replacing. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50184 "2017-03-04T23:45:08Z")
Places that need to be cleaned in your house. 1. Floor needs to be swept 2. Garage needs de-cluttered 3. Cat litter box needs to be cleared 4. Bathrooms 5. My office 6. Bottom of the office chair 7. The kitchen 8. Stovetop drip pans have rusted through, need replacing 9. Hidden places where cats have shit and/or vomited ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50185 "2017-03-04T23:49:05Z")
Places that need to be cleaned in your house. 1. Floor needs to be swept 2. Garage needs de-cluttered 3. Cat litter box needs to be cleared 4. Bathrooms 5. My office 6. Bottom of the office chair 7. The kitchen 8. Stovetop drip pans have rusted through, need replacing 9. Hidden places where cats have shit and/or vomited 10. The entire interior of my car (it’s in the garage, ergo in the house) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2508) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2510)