# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2512
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50226 "2017-03-06T14:02:14Z")
Topics on the SDMB that you hope don’t have the “Need Answer Fast!” line on 1. How long before a dead body starts to stink? 2. What should you do when faced with a Zombie Apocalypse? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50227 "2017-03-06T14:10:50Z")
Topics on the SDMB that you hope don’t have the “Need Answer Fast!” line on 1. How long before a dead body starts to stink? 2. What should you do when faced with a Zombie Apocalypse? 3. What should you do when your car is filling with water because you’re in a lake? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50228 "2017-03-06T14:54:42Z")
Topics on the SDMB that you hope don’t have the “Need Answer Fast!” line on 1. How long before a dead body starts to stink? 2. What should you do when faced with a Zombie Apocalypse? 3. What should you do when your car is filling with water because you’re in a lake? 4. How long can a person go without breathing? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50229 "2017-03-06T15:02:44Z")
Topics on the SDMB that you hope don’t have the “Need Answer Fast!” line on 1. How long before a dead body starts to stink? 2. What should you do when faced with a Zombie Apocalypse? 3. What should you do when your car is filling with water because you’re in a lake? 4. How long can a person go without breathing? 5. How long do I have to leave town before someone notices a person is missing, contacts the police, and they search my house and dig up my yard? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50230 "2017-03-06T16:22:17Z")
Topics on the SDMB that you hope don’t have the “Need Answer Fast!” line on 1. How long before a dead body starts to stink? 2. What should you do when faced with a Zombie Apocalypse? 3. What should you do when your car is filling with water because you’re in a lake? 4. How long can a person go without breathing? 5. How long do I have to leave town before someone notices a person is missing, contacts the police, and they search my house and dig up my yard? 6. What should I do when cornered by an angry rabid pit bull? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50231 "2017-03-06T16:32:42Z")
Topics on the SDMB that you hope don’t have the “Need Answer Fast!” line on 1. How long before a dead body starts to stink? 2. What should you do when faced with a Zombie Apocalypse? 3. What should you do when your car is filling with water because you’re in a lake? 4. How long can a person go without breathing? 5. How long do I have to leave town before someone notices a person is missing, contacts the police, and they search my house and dig up my yard? 6. What should I do when cornered by an angry rabid pit bull? 7. What should I do when a deranged killer rabbit is trying to get into my boat? --Jimmy Carter ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50232 "2017-03-06T16:37:38Z")
Topics on the SDMB that you hope don’t have the “Need Answer Fast!” line on 1. How long before a dead body starts to stink? 2. What should you do when faced with a Zombie Apocalypse? 3. What should you do when your car is filling with water because you’re in a lake? 4. How long can a person go without breathing? 5. How long do I have to leave town before someone notices a person is missing, contacts the police, and they search my house and dig up my yard? 6. What should I do when cornered by an angry rabid pit bull? 7. What should I do when a deranged killer rabbit is trying to get into my boat? --Jimmy Carter 8. How do I avoid being deported? ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50233 "2017-03-06T16:58:36Z")
Topics on the SDMB that you hope don’t have the “Need Answer Fast!” line on 1. How long before a dead body starts to stink? 2. What should you do when faced with a Zombie Apocalypse? 3. What should you do when your car is filling with water because you’re in a lake? 4. How long can a person go without breathing? 5. How long do I have to leave town before someone notices a person is missing, contacts the police, and they search my house and dig up my yard? 6. What should I do when cornered by an angry rabid pit bull? 7. What should I do when a deranged killer rabbit is trying to get into my boat? --Jimmy Carter 8. How do I avoid being deported? 9. That’s 32 feet per second per second, right? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50234 "2017-03-06T18:36:25Z")
Topics on the SDMB that you hope don’t have the “Need Answer Fast!” line on 1. How long before a dead body starts to stink? 2. What should you do when faced with a Zombie Apocalypse? 3. What should you do when your car is filling with water because you’re in a lake? 4. How long can a person go without breathing? 5. How long do I have to leave town before someone notices a person is missing, contacts the police, and they search my house and dig up my yard? 6. What should I do when cornered by an angry rabid pit bull? 7. What should I do when a deranged killer rabbit is trying to get into my boat? --Jimmy Carter 8. How do I avoid being deported? 9. That’s 32 feet per second per second, right? 10. How do you unlock a car trunk from the inside? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50235 "2017-03-06T18:37:26Z")
Topics on the SDMB that you hope don’t have the “Need Answer Fast!” line on 1. How long before a dead body starts to stink? 2. What should you do when faced with a Zombie Apocalypse? 3. What should you do when your car is filling with water because you’re in a lake? 4. How long can a person go without breathing? 5. How long do I have to leave town before someone notices a person is missing, contacts the police, and they search my house and dig up my yard? 6. What should I do when cornered by an angry rabid pit bull? 7. What should I do when a deranged killer rabbit is trying to get into my boat? --Jimmy Carter 8. How do I avoid being deported? 9. That’s 32 feet per second per second, right? 10. How do you unlock a car trunk from the inside? 11. How do you lower the landing gear on a 747? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50236 "2017-03-06T18:51:40Z")
Topics on the SDMB that you hope don’t have the “Need Answer Fast!” line on 1. How long before a dead body starts to stink? 2. What should you do when faced with a Zombie Apocalypse? 3. What should you do when your car is filling with water because you’re in a lake? 4. How long can a person go without breathing? 5. How long do I have to leave town before someone notices a person is missing, contacts the police, and they search my house and dig up my yard? 6. What should I do when cornered by an angry rabid pit bull? 7. What should I do when a deranged killer rabbit is trying to get into my boat? --Jimmy Carter 8. How do I avoid being deported? 9. That’s 32 feet per second per second, right? 10. How do you unlock a car trunk from the inside? 11. How do you lower the landing gear on a 747? 12. Do I cut the red wire, or the black wire? ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50237 "2017-03-06T21:46:35Z")
Topics on the SDMB that you hope don’t have the “Need Answer Fast!” line on 1. How long before a dead body starts to stink? 2. What should you do when faced with a Zombie Apocalypse? 3. What should you do when your car is filling with water because you’re in a lake? 4. How long can a person go without breathing? 5. How long do I have to leave town before someone notices a person is missing, contacts the police, and they search my house and dig up my yard? 6. What should I do when cornered by an angry rabid pit bull? 7. What should I do when a deranged killer rabbit is trying to get into my boat? --Jimmy Carter 8. How do I avoid being deported? 9. That’s 32 feet per second per second, right? 10. How do you unlock a car trunk from the inside? 11. How do you lower the landing gear on a 747? 12. Do I cut the red wire, or the black wire? 13. I seem to be stuck to a rather large glue trap. Any thoughts? Hercule Poirot cases not included in the canon. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50238 "2017-03-06T22:09:15Z")
Hercule Poirot Cases Not in the Canon 1. _ **The Time Inspector Japp Solved the Case All by Himself, And Never Let the Belgian Greaseball Live it Down** _ ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50239 "2017-03-07T02:41:04Z")
Hercule Poirot Cases Not in the Canon 1. _ **The Time Inspector Japp Solved the Case All by Himself, And Never Let the Belgian Greaseball Live it Down** _ 2. _ **Poirot Meets Bertie Wooster and Jeeves and Thinks They’re Stealing Antiques and Pekingese Dogs** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50240 "2017-03-07T02:59:49Z")
Hercule Poirot Cases Not in the Canon 1. _ **The Time Inspector Japp Solved the Case All by Himself, And Never Let the Belgian Greaseball Live it Down** _ 2. _ **Poirot Meets Bertie Wooster and Jeeves and Thinks They’re Stealing Antiques and Pekingese Dogs** _ 3. _ **Hercule Poirot and the Prisoner of Azkaban** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50241 "2017-03-07T06:05:23Z")
Hercule Poirot Cases Not in the Canon 1. _ **The Time Inspector Japp Solved the Case All by Himself, And Never Let the Belgian Greaseball Live it Down** _ 2. _ **Poirot Meets Bertie Wooster and Jeeves and Thinks They’re Stealing Antiques and Pekingese Dogs** _ 3. _ **Hercule Poirot and the Prisoner of Azkaban** _ 4. _ **Hercule Poirot Shrugs and Decides He’s French After All** _ ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50242 "2017-03-07T06:10:53Z")
Hercule Poirot Cases Not in the Canon 1. _ **The Time Inspector Japp Solved the Case All by Himself, And Never Let the Belgian Greaseball Live it Down** _ 2. _ **Poirot Meets Bertie Wooster and Jeeves and Thinks They’re Stealing Antiques and Pekingese Dogs** _ 3. _ **Hercule Poirot and the Prisoner of Azkaban** _ 4. _ **Hercule Poirot Shrugs and Decides He’s French After All** _ 5. _ **Hercule Poirot Is Arrested and Locked Up in a Little Gray Cell** _ ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50243 "2017-03-07T13:20:08Z")
Hercule Poirot Cases Not in the Canon 1. _ **The Time Inspector Japp Solved the Case All by Himself, And Never Let the Belgian Greaseball Live it Down** _ 2. _ **Poirot Meets Bertie Wooster and Jeeves and Thinks They’re Stealing Antiques and Pekingese Dogs** _ 3. _ **Hercule Poirot and the Prisoner of Azkaban** _ 4. _ **Hercule Poirot Shrugs and Decides He’s French After All** _ 5. _ **Hercule Poirot Is Arrested and Locked Up in a Little Gray Cell** _ 6. “Ulysses Everett McGill and the Case of the Purloined Moustache Wax” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50244 "2017-03-07T13:48:03Z")
Hercule Poirot Cases Not in the Canon 1. _ **The Time Inspector Japp Solved the Case All by Himself, And Never Let the Belgian Greaseball Live it Down** _ 2. _ **Poirot Meets Bertie Wooster and Jeeves and Thinks They’re Stealing Antiques and Pekingese Dogs** _ 3. _ **Hercule Poirot and the Prisoner of Azkaban** _ 4. _ **Hercule Poirot Shrugs and Decides He’s French After All** _ 5. _ **Hercule Poirot Is Arrested and Locked Up in a Little Gray Cell** _ 6. “Ulysses Everett McGill and the Case of the Purloined Moustache Wax” 7. _ **Hercule Poirot Meets Sherlock Holmes** _ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50245 "2017-03-07T13:55:14Z")
Hercule Poirot Cases Not in the Canon 1. _ **The Time Inspector Japp Solved the Case All by Himself, And Never Let the Belgian Greaseball Live it Down** _ 2. _ **Poirot Meets Bertie Wooster and Jeeves and Thinks They’re Stealing Antiques and Pekingese Dogs** _ 3. _ **Hercule Poirot and the Prisoner of Azkaban** _ 4. _ **Hercule Poirot Shrugs and Decides He’s French After All** _ 5. _ **Hercule Poirot Is Arrested and Locked Up in a Little Gray Cell** _ 6. “Ulysses Everett McGill and the Case of the Purloined Moustache Wax” 7. _ **Hercule Poirot Meets Sherlock Holmes** _ 8. \*\*\*Hercule Poirot, Boy Detective \*\*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2511) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2513)