# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50626 "2017-03-20T14:29:31Z")

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Occupations of Parents of Fictional Characters

1. Charlie Brown’s father: Barber
2. Scout Finch’s father : Lawyer
3. Opie Taylor: Sheriff
4. Bart Simpson: nuclear safety inspector
5. Hermione Grainger: dentist

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50627 "2017-03-20T14:39:26Z")

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Occupations of Parents of Fictional Characters

1. Charlie Brown’s father: Barber
2. Scout Finch’s father : Lawyer
3. Opie Taylor: Sheriff
4. Bart Simpson: nuclear safety inspector
5. Hermione Grainger: dentist
6. Hallie Wolowitz: an aerospace engineer and a a microbiologist

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50628 "2017-03-20T14:40:25Z")

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Occupations of Parents of Fictional Characters

1. Charlie Brown’s father: Barber
2. Scout Finch’s father: Lawyer
3. Opie Taylor: Sheriff
4. Bart Simpson: nuclear safety inspector
5. Hermione Granger: dentist
6. Hallie Wolowitz: an aerospace engineer and a a microbiologist
7. Sam: architect

The cute kid in _Love Actually._

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50629 "2017-03-20T15:18:47Z")

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Occupations of Parents of Fictional Characters

1. Charlie Brown’s father: Barber
2. Scout Finch’s father: Lawyer
3. Opie Taylor: Sheriff
4. Bart Simpson: nuclear safety inspector
5. Hermione Granger: dentist
6. Hallie Wolowitz: an aerospace engineer and a a microbiologist
7. Sam: architect
8. Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes): patent attorney

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**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50630 "2017-03-20T15:27:56Z")

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Occupations of Parents of Fictional Characters

1. Charlie Brown’s father: Barber
2. Scout Finch’s father: Lawyer
3. Opie Taylor: Sheriff
4. Bart Simpson: nuclear safety inspector
5. Hermione Granger: dentist
6. Hallie Wolowitz: an aerospace engineer and a a microbiologist
7. Sam: architect
8. Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes): patent attorney
9. Neville Longbottom: Aurors

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50631 "2017-03-20T16:10:40Z")

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Occupations of Parents of Fictional Characters

1. Charlie Brown’s father: Barber
2. Scout Finch’s father: Lawyer
3. Opie Taylor: Sheriff
4. Bart Simpson: nuclear safety inspector
5. Hermione Granger: dentist
6. Hallie Wolowitz: an aerospace engineer and a a microbiologist
7. Sam: architect
8. Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes): patent attorney
9. Neville Longbottom: Aurors
10. Richie Cunningham’s father: hardware store owner

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50632 "2017-03-20T16:18:16Z")

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Occupations of Parents of Fictional Characters

1. Charlie Brown’s father: Barber
2. Scout Finch’s father: Lawyer
3. Opie Taylor: Sheriff
4. Bart Simpson: nuclear safety inspector
5. Hermione Granger: dentist
6. Hallie Wolowitz: an aerospace engineer and a a microbiologist
7. Sam: architect
8. Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes): patent attorney
9. Neville Longbottom: Aurors
10. Richie Cunningham’s father: hardware store owner
11. Captain James Kirk: Startship captain

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50633 "2017-03-20T17:35:59Z")

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Occupations of Parents of Fictional Characters

1. Charlie Brown’s father: Barber
2. Scout Finch’s father: Lawyer
3. Opie Taylor: Sheriff
4. Bart Simpson: nuclear safety inspector
5. Hermione Granger: dentist
6. Hallie Wolowitz: an aerospace engineer and a a microbiologist
7. Sam (of Love Actually): architect
8. Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes): patent attorney
9. Neville Longbottom: Aurors
10. Richie Cunningham’s father: hardware store owner
11. Captain James Kirk: Starship captain
12. Cmdr. Spock: Father an ambassador; mother a teacher

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50634 "2017-03-20T18:35:15Z")

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Occupations of Parents of Fictional Characters

1. Charlie Brown’s father: Barber
2. Scout Finch’s father: Lawyer
3. Opie Taylor: Sheriff
4. Bart Simpson: nuclear safety inspector
5. Hermione Granger: dentist
6. Hallie Wolowitz: an aerospace engineer and a a microbiologist
7. Sam (of Love Actually): architect
8. Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes): patent attorney
9. Neville Longbottom: Aurors
10. Richie Cunningham’s father: hardware store owner
11. Captain James Kirk: Starship captain
12. Cmdr. Spock: Father an ambassador; mother a teacher
13. Bobby Hill’s father: sells propane and propane supplies

Next: Famous people whose first and last names rhyme:

1. Jack Black

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50635 "2017-03-20T18:38:46Z")

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Famous people whose first and last names rhyme:

1. Jack Black
2. Harry Caray (sort of)

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50636 "2017-03-20T18:39:24Z")

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Famous people whose first and last names rhyme:

1. Jack Black
2. Harry Caray (sort of)
3. Dick Fick (former basketball coach at Morehead State University)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50637 "2017-03-20T18:40:15Z")

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Famous people whose first and last names rhyme:

1. Jack Black
2. Harry Caray (sort of)
3. Dick Fick (former basketball coach at Morehead State University)
4. Shaquille O’Neal

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50638 "2017-03-20T18:52:33Z")

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Famous people whose first and last names rhyme:

1. Jack Black
2. Harry Caray (sort of)
3. Dick Fick (former basketball coach at Morehead State University)
4. Shaquille O’Neal
5. Fay Wray

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**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50639 "2017-03-20T19:27:30Z")

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Famous people whose first and last names rhyme:

1. Jack Black
2. Harry Caray (sort of)
3. Dick Fick (former basketball coach at Morehead State University)
4. Shaquille O’Neal
5. Fay Wray
6. Jacques Chirac

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50640 "2017-03-20T20:02:40Z")

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Famous people whose first and last names rhyme:

1. Jack Black
2. Harry Caray (sort of)
3. Dick Fick (former basketball coach at Morehead State University)
4. Shaquille O’Neal
5. Fay Wray
6. Jacques Chirac
7. Evel Knievel

Granted, his birth name is Robert Knievel.

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50641 "2017-03-20T20:19:02Z")

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Famous people whose first and last names rhyme:

1. Jack Black
2. Harry Caray (sort of)
3. Dick Fick (former basketball coach at Morehead State University)
4. Shaquille O’Neal
5. Fay Wray
6. Jacques Chirac
7. Evel Knievel
8. Tim Grimm

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50642 "2017-03-20T21:55:04Z")

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Famous people whose first and last names rhyme:

1. Jack Black
2. Harry Caray (sort of)
3. Dick Fick (former basketball coach at Morehead State University)
4. Shaquille O’Neal
5. Fay Wray
6. Jacques Chirac
7. Evel Knievel
8. Tim Grimm
9. Faye Dunaway

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**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50643 "2017-03-20T22:23:53Z")

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Famous people whose first and last names rhyme:

1. Jack Black
2. Harry Caray (sort of)
3. Dick Fick (former basketball coach at Morehead State University)
4. Shaquille O’Neal
5. Fay Wray
6. Jacques Chirac
7. Evel Knievel
8. Tim Grimm
9. Faye Dunaway
10. Wavy Gravy

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**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50644 "2017-03-20T22:28:21Z")

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Famous people whose first and last names rhyme:

1. Jack Black
2. Harry Caray (sort of)
3. Dick Fick (former basketball coach at Morehead State University)
4. Shaquille O’Neal
5. Fay Wray
6. Jacques Chirac
7. Evel Knievel
8. Tim Grimm
9. Faye Dunaway
10. Wavy Gravy
11. Peggy Lee

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**Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50645 "2017-03-20T22:43:29Z")

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Famous people whose first and last names rhyme:

1. Jack Black
2. Harry Caray (sort of)
3. Dick Fick (former basketball coach at Morehead State University)
4. Shaquille O’Neal
5. Fay Wray
6. Jacques Chirac
7. Evel Knievel
8. Tim Grimm
9. Faye Dunaway
10. Wavy Gravy
11. Peggy Lee
12. Florence Lawrence

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