# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2541

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50806 "2017-03-28T16:28:52Z")

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Substitute ‘ass cheek(s)’ for a word/phrase in a movie title

1. All Quiet on the Western Ass Cheek
2. Dirty Ass Cheeks (Dirty Harry)
3. Snow White and the Ass Cheek Dwarfs
4. Harry Potter and the Deathly Ass Cheeks
5. City Slicker’s 2: The Legend of Curly’s Ass Cheeks
6. Avengers 2: Age of Ass Cheeks
7. Gone with the Ass Cheek
8. The Third Ass Cheek
9. A Hard Day’s Ass Cheek
10. Jurasscheek Park

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50807 "2017-03-28T16:50:26Z")

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Substitute ‘ass cheek(s)’ for a word/phrase in a movie title

1. All Quiet on the Western Ass Cheek
2. Dirty Ass Cheeks (Dirty Harry)
3. Snow White and the Ass Cheek Dwarfs
4. Harry Potter and the Deathly Ass Cheeks
5. City Slicker’s 2: The Legend of Curly’s Ass Cheeks
6. Avengers 2: Age of Ass Cheeks
7. Gone with the Ass Cheek
8. The Third Ass Cheek
9. A Hard Day’s Ass Cheek
10. Jurasscheek Park
11. The Man of a Thousand Ass Cheeks

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50808 "2017-03-28T17:11:58Z")

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Substitute ‘ass cheek(s)’ for a word/phrase in a movie title

1. All Quiet on the Western Ass Cheek
2. Dirty Ass Cheeks (Dirty Harry)
3. Snow White and the Ass Cheek Dwarfs
4. Harry Potter and the Deathly Ass Cheeks
5. City Slicker’s 2: The Legend of Curly’s Ass Cheeks
6. Avengers 2: Age of Ass Cheeks
7. Gone with the Ass Cheek
8. The Third Ass Cheek
9. A Hard Day’s Ass Cheek
10. Jurasscheek Park
11. The Man of a Thousand Ass Cheeks
12. Casscheekablanca

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**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50809 "2017-03-28T17:14:17Z")

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Substitute ‘ass cheek(s)’ for a word/phrase in a movie title

1. All Quiet on the Western Ass Cheek
2. Dirty Ass Cheeks (Dirty Harry)
3. Snow White and the Ass Cheek Dwarfs
4. Harry Potter and the Deathly Ass Cheeks
5. City Slicker’s 2: The Legend of Curly’s Ass Cheeks
6. Avengers 2: Age of Ass Cheeks
7. Gone with the Ass Cheek
8. The Third Ass Cheek
9. A Hard Day’s Ass Cheek
10. Jurasscheek Park
11. The Man of a Thousand Ass Cheeks
12. Casscheekablanca
13. The World According to Ass Cheek

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Songs about denial:

1. “Missing You”, John Waite

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50810 "2017-03-28T17:36:28Z")

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Songs about denial:

1. “Missing You”, John Waite
2. “Blame It On the Rain” - Milli Vanilli

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50811 "2017-03-28T17:55:51Z")

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Songs about denial:

1. “Missing You”, John Waite
2. “Blame It On the Rain” - Milli Vanilli
3. “Cleopatra, Queen Of Denial” - Pam Tillis

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50812 "2017-03-28T18:25:23Z")

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Songs about denial:

1. “Missing You”, John Waite
2. “Blame It On the Rain” - Milli Vanilli
3. “Cleopatra, Queen Of Denial” - Pam Tillis
4. “Stand By Your Man” - Tammy Wynette

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50813 "2017-03-28T19:04:11Z")

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Songs about denial:

1. “Missing You”, John Waite
2. “Blame It On the Rain” - Milli Vanilli
3. “Cleopatra, Queen Of Denial” - Pam Tillis
4. “Stand By Your Man” - Tammy Wynette
5. “Telefone (Long Distance Love Affair)” - Sheena Easton

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50814 "2017-03-28T19:09:04Z")

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Songs about denial:

1. “Missing You”, John Waite
2. “Blame It On the Rain” - Milli Vanilli
3. “Cleopatra, Queen Of Denial” - Pam Tillis
4. “Stand By Your Man” - Tammy Wynette
5. “Telefone (Long Distance Love Affair)” - Sheena Easton
6. “As Long As He Needs Me” - from the musical Oliver!

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50815 "2017-03-28T19:09:05Z")

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Songs about denial:

1. “Missing You”, John Waite
2. “Blame It On the Rain” - Milli Vanilli
3. “Cleopatra, Queen Of Denial” - Pam Tillis
4. “Stand By Your Man” - Tammy Wynette
5. “Telefone (Long Distance Love Affair)” - Sheena Easton
6. “As Long As He Needs Me” - from the musical Oliver!
7. “I’m So Happy, I Can’t Stop Crying” (written by Sting, performed by Toby Keith) [Toby Keith - I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RwlGRtanvs)

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**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50816 "2017-03-28T19:14:21Z")

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Songs about denial:

1. “Missing You”, John Waite
2. “Blame It On the Rain” - Milli Vanilli
3. “Cleopatra, Queen Of Denial” - Pam Tillis
4. “Stand By Your Man” - Tammy Wynette
5. “Telefone (Long Distance Love Affair)” - Sheena Easton
6. “As Long As He Needs Me” - from the musical Oliver!
7. “I’m So Happy, I Can’t Stop Crying” (written by Sting, performed by Toby Keith)
8. “Nobody But Me” - The Human Beinz

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50817 "2017-03-28T19:21:02Z")

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Songs about denial:

1. “Missing You”, John Waite
2. “Blame It On the Rain” - Milli Vanilli
3. “Cleopatra, Queen Of Denial” - Pam Tillis
4. “Stand By Your Man” - Tammy Wynette
5. “Telefone (Long Distance Love Affair)” - Sheena Easton
6. “As Long As He Needs Me” - from the musical Oliver!
7. “I’m So Happy, I Can’t Stop Crying” (written by Sting, performed by Toby Keith)
8. “Nobody But Me” - The Human Beinz
9. “The God-Why-Don’t-You-Love-Me Blues” (Buddy’s Blues) - from Sondheim’s “Follies”

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50818 "2017-03-28T19:57:19Z")

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Songs about denial:

1. “Missing You”, John Waite
2. “Blame It On the Rain” - Milli Vanilli
3. “Cleopatra, Queen Of Denial” - Pam Tillis
4. “Stand By Your Man” - Tammy Wynette
5. “Telefone (Long Distance Love Affair)” - Sheena Easton
6. “As Long As He Needs Me” - from the musical Oliver!
7. “I’m So Happy, I Can’t Stop Crying” (written by Sting, performed by Toby Keith)
8. “Nobody But Me” - The Human Beinz
9. “The God-Why-Don’t-You-Love-Me Blues” (Buddy’s Blues) - from Sondheim’s “Follies”
10. “Take it on the Run” - REO Speedwagon.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50819 "2017-03-28T20:02:35Z")

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Songs about denial:

1. “Missing You”, John Waite
2. “Blame It On the Rain” - Milli Vanilli
3. “Cleopatra, Queen Of Denial” - Pam Tillis
4. “Stand By Your Man” - Tammy Wynette
5. “Telefone (Long Distance Love Affair)” - Sheena Easton
6. “As Long As He Needs Me” - from the musical Oliver!
7. “I’m So Happy, I Can’t Stop Crying” (written by Sting, performed by Toby Keith)
8. “Nobody But Me” - The Human Beinz
9. “The God-Why-Don’t-You-Love-Me Blues” (Buddy’s Blues) - from Sondheim’s “Follies”
10. “Take it on the Run” - REO Speedwagon.
11. “The Nile Song” - Pink Floyd

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50820 "2017-03-28T20:02:44Z")

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Songs about denial:

1. “Missing You”, John Waite
2. “Blame It On the Rain” - Milli Vanilli
3. “Cleopatra, Queen Of Denial” - Pam Tillis
4. “Stand By Your Man” - Tammy Wynette
5. “Telefone (Long Distance Love Affair)” - Sheena Easton
6. “As Long As He Needs Me” - from the musical Oliver!
7. “I’m So Happy, I Can’t Stop Crying” (written by Sting, performed by Toby Keith)
8. “Nobody But Me” - The Human Beinz
9. “The God-Why-Don’t-You-Love-Me Blues” (Buddy’s Blues) - from Sondheim’s “Follies”
10. “Take it on the Run” - REO Speedwagon.
11. “I’m Not In Love” - 10cc

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50821 "2017-03-28T22:05:56Z")

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Songs about denial:

1. “Missing You”, John Waite
2. “Blame It On the Rain” - Milli Vanilli
3. “Cleopatra, Queen Of Denial” - Pam Tillis
4. “Stand By Your Man” - Tammy Wynette
5. “Telefone (Long Distance Love Affair)” - Sheena Easton
6. “As Long As He Needs Me” - from the musical Oliver!
7. “I’m So Happy, I Can’t Stop Crying” (written by Sting, performed by Toby Keith)
8. “Nobody But Me” - The Human Beinz
9. “The God-Why-Don’t-You-Love-Me Blues” (Buddy’s Blues) - from Sondheim’s “Follies”
10. “Take it on the Run” - REO Speedwagon.
11. “I’m Not In Love” - 10cc
12. “People Will Say We’re in Love” - from “Oklahoma!”

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50822 "2017-03-28T22:11:34Z")

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Songs about denial:

1. “Missing You”, John Waite
2. “Blame It On the Rain” - Milli Vanilli
3. “Cleopatra, Queen Of Denial” - Pam Tillis
4. “Stand By Your Man” - Tammy Wynette
5. “Telefone (Long Distance Love Affair)” - Sheena Easton
6. “As Long As He Needs Me” - from the musical Oliver!
7. “I’m So Happy, I Can’t Stop Crying” (written by Sting, performed by Toby Keith)
8. “Nobody But Me” - The Human Beinz
9. “The God-Why-Don’t-You-Love-Me Blues” (Buddy’s Blues) - from Sondheim’s “Follies”
10. “Take it on the Run” - REO Speedwagon.
11. “I’m Not In Love” - 10cc
12. “People Will Say We’re in Love” - from “Oklahoma!”
13. “Most of the Time” - Bob Dylan

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Last thing you snacked on, and when

1. Trader Joe’s Pecan Pralines (currently enjoying)

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50823 "2017-03-28T22:35:58Z")

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Last thing you snacked on, and when

1. Trader Joe’s Pecan Pralines (currently enjoying)
2. Peanut Butter M&M’s (currently enjoying)

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50824 "2017-03-28T22:37:27Z")

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Last thing you snacked on, and when

1. Trader Joe’s Pecan Pralines (currently enjoying)
2. A picked egg (last Sunday)

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50825 "2017-03-28T22:39:32Z")

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Last thing you snacked on, and when

1. Trader Joe’s Pecan Pralines (currently enjoying)
2. Peanut Butter M&M’s (currently enjoying)
3. A picked egg (last Sunday)
4. Dark Chocolate M&Ms (currently enjoying)

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