# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2543
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50846 "2017-03-29T22:31:32Z")
Movie sequels that haven’t (and probably shouldn’t) be made. 1. Casablanca 2: Back To The Gin Joint 2. Manos the Hands of Fate II: 2 Manos 2 Hands 2 Fates 3. Singin’ in the Rain 2: Singin’ in the Wintry Mix 4. Willy Wonka and the Class Action Diabetes Lawsuit 5. Breakin’ 3: Electric Boogaloo: The Next Generation: Too Damn Many Colons! 6. Born on the Fifth of July: The P. T. Barnum story, or, “There’s a sucker born every minute” 7. Indiana Jones and the Quest for Fiber 8. Star Trek: Into the Lens Flare 9. 2013: The Year After the 2012 That Wasn’t Nearly as Disastrous as we Thought it Might Be 10. 1. You’re watching Big Brother. 11. Titanic II: Jack Dawson’s Revenge 12. Apollo 14: A routine moon landing. 13. Manchester by the Cesspool Next: Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’ 1. Everybody Loves Sputum ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50847 "2017-03-29T22:48:14Z")
Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’ 1. Everybody Loves Sputum 2. Married…with Sputum ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50848 "2017-03-29T22:55:02Z")
Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’ 1. Everybody Loves Sputum 2. Married…with Sputum 3. Sputum: Impossible ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50849 "2017-03-29T22:57:09Z")
Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’ 1. Everybody Loves Sputum 2. Married…with Sputum 3. Sputum: Impossible 4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50850 "2017-03-29T23:03:02Z")
Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’ 1. Everybody Loves Sputum 2. Married…with Sputum 3. Sputum: Impossible 4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer 5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M. “Strategic Protectorate United To Undertake Missions.” “And what does that mean to you?” “It means someone really wanted our initials to spell out sputum.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50851 "2017-03-29T23:32:53Z")
Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’ 1. Everybody Loves Sputum 2. Married…with Sputum 3. Sputum: Impossible 4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer 5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M. 6. Gilligan’s Sputum ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50852 "2017-03-30T01:06:17Z")
Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’ 1. Everybody Loves Sputum 2. Married…with Sputum 3. Sputum: Impossible 4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer 5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M. 6. Gilligan’s Sputum 7. Star Trek: Deep Space Sputum ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50853 "2017-03-30T03:27:06Z")
Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’ 1. Everybody Loves Sputum 2. Married…with Sputum 3. Sputum: Impossible 4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer 5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M. 6. Gilligan’s Sputum 7. Star Trek: Deep Space Sputum 8. The Sputum Zone ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50854 "2017-03-30T04:33:10Z")
Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’ 1. Everybody Loves Sputum 2. Married…with Sputum 3. Sputum: Impossible 4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer 5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M. 6. Gilligan’s Sputum 7. Star Trek: Deep Space Sputum 8. The Sputum Zone 9. S_P_U_T_U\*M ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50855 "2017-03-30T05:23:15Z")
Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’ 1. Everybody Loves Sputum 2. Married…with Sputum 3. Sputum: Impossible 4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer 5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M. 6. Gilligan’s Sputum 7. Star Trek: Deep Space Sputum 8. The Sputum Zone 9. S_P_U_T_U\*M 10. The Sputums ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50856 "2017-03-30T05:25:29Z")
Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’ 1. Everybody Loves Sputum 2. Married…with Sputum 3. Sputum: Impossible 4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer 5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M. 6. Gilligan’s Sputum 7. Star Trek: Deep Space Sputum 8. The Sputum Zone 9. S_P_U_T_U\*M 10. The Sputums 11. It’s Garry Shandling’s Sputum ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50857 "2017-03-30T10:24:26Z")
Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’ 1. Everybody Loves Sputum 2. Married…with Sputum 3. Sputum: Impossible 4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer 5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M. 6. Gilligan’s Sputum 7. Star Trek: Deep Space Sputum 8. The Sputum Zone 9. S_P_U_T_U\*M 10. The Sputums 11. It’s Garry Shandling’s Sputum 12. The Six-Million-Dollar Sputum ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50858 "2017-03-30T11:07:55Z")
Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’ 1. Everybody Loves Sputum 2. Married…with Sputum 3. Sputum: Impossible 4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer 5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M. 6. Gilligan’s Sputum 7. Star Trek: Deep Space Sputum 8. The Sputum Zone 9. S_P_U_T_U\*M 10. The Sputums 11. It’s Garry Shandling’s Sputum 12. The Six-Million-Dollar Sputum 13. Kolchak: The Sputum Stalker Next: Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags 1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50859 "2017-03-30T11:33:23Z")
Next: Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags 1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano 2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50860 "2017-03-30T11:36:40Z")
Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags 1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano 2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April. 3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50861 "2017-03-30T12:19:02Z")
Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags 1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano 2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April. 3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin. 4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair (not really a bad idea) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50862 "2017-03-30T13:43:10Z")
Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags 1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano 2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April. 3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin. 4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair 5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50863 "2017-03-30T13:46:20Z")
Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags 1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano 2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April. 3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin. 4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair 5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone. 6. Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50864 "2017-03-30T14:43:56Z")
Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags 1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano 2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April. 3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin. 4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair 5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone. 6. Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage 7. Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50865 "2017-03-30T16:25:01Z")
Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags 1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano 2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April. 3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin. 4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair 5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone. 6. Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage 7. Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere. 8. Put a “Kick Me” sign on Chuck Norris’s back. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2542) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2544)