# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2544
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50866 "2017-03-30T17:00:54Z")
Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags 1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano 2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April. 3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin. 4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair 5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone. 6. Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage 7. Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere. 8. Put a “Kick Me” sign on Chuck Norris’s back. 9. Write your own obituary, and report your death to the local newspapers. A friend of mine did this. You can still read his obit online. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50867 "2017-03-30T17:05:19Z")
Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags 1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano 2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April. 3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin. 4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair 5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone. 6. Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage 7. Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere. 8. Put a “Kick Me” sign on Chuck Norris’s back. 9. Write your own obituary, and report your death to the local newspapers. 10. Anything involving a local “morning zoo” radio show calling up a loved one to give them shocking (but fake) news live on the air. (I can’t even articulate properly how much I hate this style of “humor”) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50868 "2017-03-30T17:11:34Z")
Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags 1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano 2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April. 3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin. 4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair 5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone. 6. Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage 7. Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere. 8. Put a “Kick Me” sign on Chuck Norris’s back. 9. Write your own obituary, and report your death to the local newspapers. 10. Anything involving a local “morning zoo” radio show calling up a loved one to give them shocking (but fake) news live on the air. 11. Sing “Onward Christian Soldiers” during pilgrimage to Mecca ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50869 "2017-03-30T17:25:41Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > … > 9. Write your own obituary, and report your death to the local newspapers. > > A friend of mine did this. You can still read his obit online. “Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated… by me.” Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags 1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano 2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April. 3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin. 4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair 5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone. 6. Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage 7. Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere. 8. Put a “Kick Me” sign on Chuck Norris’s back. 9. Write your own obituary, and report your death to the local newspapers. 10. Anything involving a local “morning zoo” radio show calling up a loved one to give them shocking (but fake) news live on the air. 11. Sing “Onward Christian Soldiers” during pilgrimage to Mecca 12. Weld the garage doors of your local fire station shut ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50870 "2017-03-30T18:57:09Z")
Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags 1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano 2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April. 3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin. 4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair 5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone. 6. Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage 7. Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere. 8. Put a “Kick Me” sign on Chuck Norris’s back. 9. Write your own obituary, and report your death to the local newspapers. 10. Anything involving a local “morning zoo” radio show calling up a loved one to give them shocking (but fake) news live on the air. 11. Sing “Onward Christian Soldiers” during pilgrimage to Mecca 12. Weld the garage doors of your local fire station shut 13. Four words: Rabid Chimps on Meth Next: Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title. 1. The Sexy Martian ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50871 "2017-03-30T19:00:21Z")
Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title. 1. The Sexy Martian 2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50872 "2017-03-30T19:06:44Z")
Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title. 1. The Sexy Martian 2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home 3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50873 "2017-03-30T19:24:47Z")
Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title. 1. The Sexy Martian 2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home 3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement 4. The Sexy Thing from Another World ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50874 "2017-03-30T19:31:27Z")
Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title. 1. The Sexy Martian 2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home 3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement 4. The Sexy Thing from Another World 5. The Sexy Crying Game ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50875 "2017-03-30T19:37:09Z")
Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title. 1. The Sexy Martian 2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home 3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement 4. The Sexy Thing from Another World 5. The Sexy Crying Game 6. Sexy Minions ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50876 "2017-03-30T20:02:20Z")
Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title. 1. The Sexy Martian 2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home 3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement 4. The Sexy Thing from Another World 5. The Sexy Crying Game 6. Sexy Minions 7. Grey’s Sexy Anatomy ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50877 "2017-03-30T20:37:19Z")
Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title. 1. The Sexy Martian 2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home 3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement 4. The Sexy Thing from Another World 5. The Sexy Crying Game 6. Sexy Minions 7. Grey’s Sexy Anatomy 8. Gilligan’s Sexy Island. Bow chicka bow bow. Sent from my adequate mobile device using Tapatalk. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50878 "2017-03-30T20:46:52Z")
Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title. 1. The Sexy Martian 2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home 3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement 4. The Sexy Thing from Another World 5. The Sexy Crying Game 6. Sexy Minions 7. Grey’s Sexy Anatomy 8. Gilligan’s Sexy Island 9. The CBS Evening News with Sexy Walter Cronkite ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50879 "2017-03-30T20:49:24Z")
Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title. 1. The Sexy Martian 2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home 3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement 4. The Sexy Thing from Another World 5. The Sexy Crying Game 6. Sexy Minions 7. Grey’s Sexy Anatomy 8. Gilligan’s Sexy Island. 9. The Sexy Mouse Club ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50880 "2017-03-30T21:48:15Z")
Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title. 1. The Sexy Martian 2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home 3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement 4. The Sexy Thing from Another World 5. The Sexy Crying Game 6. Sexy Minions 7. Grey’s Sexy Anatomy 8. Gilligan’s Sexy Island 9. The CBS Evening News with Sexy Walter Cronkite 10. The Sexy Mouse Club fixed ---
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Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title. 1. The Sexy Martian 2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home 3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement 4. The Sexy Thing from Another World 5. The Sexy Crying Game 6. Sexy Minions 7. Grey’s Sexy Anatomy 8. Gilligan’s Sexy Island 9. The CBS Evening News with Sexy Walter Cronkite 10. The Sexy Mouse Club 11. Schindler’s Sexy List ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/50882 "2017-03-30T22:42:50Z")
Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title. 1. The Sexy Martian 2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home 3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement 4. The Sexy Thing from Another World 5. The Sexy Crying Game 6. Sexy Minions 7. Grey’s Sexy Anatomy 8. Gilligan’s Sexy Island 9. The CBS Evening News with Sexy Walter Cronkite 10. The Sexy Mouse Club 11. Schindler’s Sexy List 12. The Sexy Walking Dead ---
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Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title. 1. The Sexy Martian 2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home 3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement 4. The Sexy Thing from Another World 5. The Sexy Crying Game 6. Sexy Minions 7. Grey’s Sexy Anatomy 8. Gilligan’s Sexy Island 9. The CBS Evening News with Sexy Walter Cronkite 10. The Sexy Mouse Club 11. Schindler’s Sexy List 12. The Sexy Walking Dead 13. The Price is Right, Sexy Change a TV show title by removing one letter 1. Fiends ---
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Change a TV show title by removing one letter 1. Fiends 2. Ho’s the Boss ---
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