# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51446 "2017-04-19T19:39:36Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Wars films

1. Episode IV - “They’re dying, Artoo! Curse my circuits, it’s all my fault!”
2. Episode IV - “Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.”
3. Star Wars - “I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: Let the Wookie win.”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51447 "2017-04-19T20:13:34Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Wars films

1. Episode IV - “They’re dying, Artoo! Curse my circuits, it’s all my fault!”
2. Episode IV - “Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.”
3. Star Wars - “I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: Let the Wookie win.”
4. Episode II - “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.”

Inadvertently funny, anyway…

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51448 "2017-04-19T21:19:50Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Wars films

1. Episode IV - “They’re dying, Artoo! Curse my circuits, it’s all my fault!”
2. Episode IV - “Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.”
3. Star Wars - “I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: Let the Wookie win.”
4. Episode II - “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.”
5. Episode V - “Well, I guess you don’t know everything about women yet.” Luke’s stupid grin after getting kissed is priceless. Retroactively ruined in the next movie though.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51449 "2017-04-19T21:44:04Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Wars films

1. Episode IV - “They’re dying, Artoo! Curse my circuits, it’s all my fault!”
2. Episode IV - “Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.”
3. Star Wars - “I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: Let the Wookie win.”
4. Episode II - “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.”
5. Episode V - “Well, I guess you don’t know everything about women yet.” Luke’s stupid grin after getting kissed is priceless. Retroactively ruined in the next movie though.
6. Rogue One - In the heat of combat, Jyn shoots and destroys a droid that looks just like her ally K-2SO. The latter says, in shock, “Did you _know_ that wasn’t me?”

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**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51450 "2017-04-19T22:33:45Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Wars films

1. Episode IV - “They’re dying, Artoo! Curse my circuits, it’s all my fault!”
2. Episode IV - “Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.”
3. Star Wars - “I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: Let the Wookie win.”
4. Episode II - “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.”
5. Episode V - “Well, I guess you don’t know everything about women yet.” Luke’s stupid grin after getting kissed is priceless. Retroactively ruined in the next movie though.
6. Rogue One - In the heat of combat, Jyn shoots and destroys a droid that looks just like her ally K-2SO. The latter says, in shock, “Did you know that wasn’t me?”
7. Episode V - Yoda to Luke: “When nine hundred years you reach … look as good you will not.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51451 "2017-04-19T22:40:34Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Wars films

1. Episode IV - “They’re dying, Artoo! Curse my circuits, it’s all my fault!”
2. Episode IV - “Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.”
3. Star Wars - “I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: Let the Wookie win.”
4. Episode II - “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.”
5. Episode V - “Well, I guess you don’t know everything about women yet.” Luke’s stupid grin after getting kissed is priceless. Retroactively ruined in the next movie though.
6. Rogue One - In the heat of combat, Jyn shoots and destroys a droid that looks just like her ally K-2SO. The latter says, in shock, “Did you know that wasn’t me?”
7. Episode V - Yoda to Luke: “When nine hundred years you reach … look as good you will not.”
8. Episode V - Han: How we doing? Luke: Same as always… Han: That bad, huh?

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51452 "2017-04-19T22:46:45Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Wars films

1. Episode IV - “They’re dying, Artoo! Curse my circuits, it’s all my fault!”
2. Episode IV - “Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.”
3. Star Wars - “I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: Let the Wookie win.”
4. Episode II - “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.”
5. Episode V - “Well, I guess you don’t know everything about women yet.” Luke’s stupid grin after getting kissed is priceless. Retroactively ruined in the next movie though.
6. Rogue One - In the heat of combat, Jyn shoots and destroys a droid that looks just like her ally K-2SO. The latter says, in shock, “Did you know that wasn’t me?”
7. Episode V - Yoda to Luke: “When nine hundred years you reach … look as good you will not.”
8. Episode V - Han: How we doing? Luke: Same as always… Han: That bad, huh?
9. The Empire Strikes Back: “I thought they smelled bad … on the outside!”

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51453 "2017-04-19T22:58:11Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Wars films

1. Episode IV - “They’re dying, Artoo! Curse my circuits, it’s all my fault!”
2. Episode IV - “Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.”
3. Star Wars - “I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: Let the Wookie win.”
4. Episode II - “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.”
5. Episode V - “Well, I guess you don’t know everything about women yet.” Luke’s stupid grin after getting kissed is priceless. Retroactively ruined in the next movie though.
6. Rogue One - In the heat of combat, Jyn shoots and destroys a droid that looks just like her ally K-2SO. The latter says, in shock, “Did you know that wasn’t me?”
7. Episode V - Yoda to Luke: “When nine hundred years you reach … look as good you will not.”
8. Episode V - Han: How we doing? Luke: Same as always… Han: That bad, huh?
9. The Empire Strikes Back: “I thought they smelled bad … on the outside!”
10. Episode V - Leia: “I love you!” Han: “I know.”

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51454 "2017-04-20T08:11:58Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Wars films

1. Episode IV - “They’re dying, Artoo! Curse my circuits, it’s all my fault!”
2. Episode IV - “Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.”
3. Star Wars - “I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: Let the Wookie win.”
4. Episode II - “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.”
5. Episode V - “Well, I guess you don’t know everything about women yet.” Luke’s stupid grin after getting kissed is priceless. Retroactively ruined in the next movie though.
6. Rogue One - In the heat of combat, Jyn shoots and destroys a droid that looks just like her ally K-2SO. The latter says, in shock, “Did you know that wasn’t me?”
7. Episode V - Yoda to Luke: “When nine hundred years you reach … look as good you will not.”
8. Episode VI - Han: How we doing? Luke: Same as always… Han: That bad, huh?
9. The Empire Strikes Back: “I thought they smelled bad … on the outside!”
10. Episode V - Leia: “I love you!” Han: “I know.”
11. Return of the Jedi - C3PO tells the Star Wars story to the Ewoks, complete with sound effects.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51455 "2017-04-20T12:10:55Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Wars films

1. Episode IV - “They’re dying, Artoo! Curse my circuits, it’s all my fault!”
2. Episode IV - “Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.”
3. Star Wars - “I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: Let the Wookie win.”
4. Episode II - “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.”
5. Episode V - “Well, I guess you don’t know everything about women yet.” Luke’s stupid grin after getting kissed is priceless. Retroactively ruined in the next movie though.
6. Rogue One - In the heat of combat, Jyn shoots and destroys a droid that looks just like her ally K-2SO. The latter says, in shock, “Did you know that wasn’t me?”
7. Episode V - Yoda to Luke: “When nine hundred years you reach … look as good you will not.”
8. Episode VI - Han: How we doing? Luke: Same as always… Han: That bad, huh?
9. The Empire Strikes Back: “I thought they smelled bad … on the outside!”
10. Episode V - Leia: “I love you!” Han: “I know.”
11. Return of the Jedi - C3PO tells the Star Wars story to the Ewoks, complete with sound effects.
12. Episode VI - Han, impersonating stormtrooper: “Uh, we’re doing fine here. How are you?”

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51456 "2017-04-20T13:41:32Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Wars films

1. Episode IV - “They’re dying, Artoo! Curse my circuits, it’s all my fault!”
2. Episode IV - “Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.”
3. Star Wars - “I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: Let the Wookie win.”
4. Episode II - “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.”
5. Episode V - “Well, I guess you don’t know everything about women yet.” Luke’s stupid grin after getting kissed is priceless. Retroactively ruined in the next movie though.
6. Rogue One - In the heat of combat, Jyn shoots and destroys a droid that looks just like her ally K-2SO. The latter says, in shock, “Did you know that wasn’t me?”
7. Episode V - Yoda to Luke: “When nine hundred years you reach … look as good you will not.”
8. Episode VI - Han: How we doing? Luke: Same as always… Han: That bad, huh?
9. The Empire Strikes Back: “I thought they smelled bad … on the outside!”
10. Episode V - Leia: “I love you!” Han: “I know.”
11. Return of the Jedi - C3PO tells the Star Wars story to the Ewoks, complete with sound effects.
12. Episode VI - Han, impersonating stormtrooper: “Uh, we’re doing fine here. How are you?”
13. Episode V - “Why, you stuck up… half-witted… scruffy-looking… Nerf-herder!” “Who’s scruffy-looking?”

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Funny moments in the Star Trek films:

1. Star Trek IV - “Everybody remember where we parked.”

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**Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51457 "2017-04-20T14:16:00Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Trek films:

1. Star Trek IV - “Everybody remember where we parked.”
2. Star Trek II - Kirk: “Aren’t you dead?” Spock: (Eyebrow raise)

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**Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51458 "2017-04-20T15:06:08Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Trek films:

1. Star Trek IV - “Everybody remember where we parked.”
2. Star Trek II - Kirk: “Aren’t you dead?” Spock: (Eyebrow raise)
3. Star Trek IV - Spock - “They like you very much but they are not the Hell your whales.” Dr. Hicks -  
“I suppose they told you that, Huh?” Spock - “The Hell they did.”

I think IV is going to come up often…

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**Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51459 "2017-04-20T16:40:39Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Trek films:

1. Star Trek IV - “Everybody remember where we parked.”
2. Star Trek II - Kirk: “Aren’t you dead?” Spock: (Eyebrow raise)
3. Star Trek IV - Spock - “They like you very much but they are not the Hell your whales.” Dr. Hicks -“I suppose they told you that, Huh?” Spock - “The Hell they did.”
4. Star Trek Generations: Kirk: “Let me guess: Tuesday.”

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51460 "2017-04-20T16:48:55Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Trek films:

1. Star Trek IV - “Everybody remember where we parked.”
2. Star Trek II - Kirk: “Aren’t you dead?” Spock: (Eyebrow raise)
3. Star Trek IV - Spock - “They like you very much but they are not the Hell your whales.” Dr. Hicks -“I suppose they told you that, Huh?” Spock - “The Hell they did.”
4. Star Trek Generations: Kirk: “Let me guess: Tuesday.”
5. Star Trek First Contact - Dr. Zefram Cochrane: “And you people, you’re all astronauts on… some kind of star trek.”

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51461 "2017-04-20T20:24:40Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Trek films:

1. Star Trek IV - “Everybody remember where we parked.”
2. Star Trek II - Kirk: “Aren’t you dead?” Spock: (Eyebrow raise)
3. Star Trek IV - Spock - “They like you very much but they are not the Hell your whales.” Dr. Hicks -“I suppose they told you that, Huh?” Spock - “The Hell they did.”
4. Star Trek Generations: Kirk: “Let me guess: Tuesday.”
5. Star Trek First Contact - Dr. Zefram Cochrane: “And you people, you’re all astronauts on… some kind of star trek.”
6. Star Trek IV - “Watch where you’re going, you dumbass!” “Double dumbass on you!”

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51462 "2017-04-20T20:32:10Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Trek films:

1. Star Trek IV - “Everybody remember where we parked.”
2. Star Trek II - Kirk: “Aren’t you dead?” Spock: (Eyebrow raise)
3. Star Trek IV - Spock - “They like you very much but they are not the Hell your whales.” Dr. Hicks -“I suppose they told you that, Huh?” Spock - “The Hell they did.”
4. Star Trek Generations: Kirk: “Let me guess: Tuesday.”
5. Star Trek First Contact - Dr. Zefram Cochrane: “And you people, you’re all astronauts on… some kind of star trek.”
6. Star Trek IV - “Watch where you’re going, you dumbass!” “Double dumbass on you!”
7. Star Trek IV - “I live in Iowa. I only work in outer space.”

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**Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51463 "2017-04-20T20:44:23Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Trek films:

1. Star Trek IV - “Everybody remember where we parked.”
2. Star Trek II - Kirk: “Aren’t you dead?” Spock: (Eyebrow raise)
3. Star Trek IV - Spock - “They like you very much but they are not the Hell your whales.” Dr. Hicks -“I suppose they told you that, Huh?” Spock - “The Hell they did.”
4. Star Trek Generations: Kirk: “Let me guess: Tuesday.”
5. Star Trek First Contact - Dr. Zefram Cochrane: “And you people, you’re all astronauts on… some kind of star trek.”
6. Star Trek IV - “Watch where you’re going, you dumbass!” “Double dumbass on you!”
7. Star Trek IV - “I live in Iowa. I only work in outer space.”
8. Star Trek IV - Elderly patient: “Kidney…dialysis.” McCoy:“Dialysis? What is this, the Dark Ages?”

> [@Sparky812](#):
>
> I think IV is going to come up often…

Yes, IV was the first to come to mind.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51464 "2017-04-21T00:09:46Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Trek films:

1. Star Trek IV - “Everybody remember where we parked.”
2. Star Trek II - Kirk: “Aren’t you dead?” Spock: (Eyebrow raise)
3. Star Trek IV - Spock - “They like you very much but they are not the Hell your whales.” Dr. Hicks -“I suppose they told you that, Huh?” Spock - “The Hell they did.”
4. Star Trek Generations: Kirk: “Let me guess: Tuesday.”
5. Star Trek First Contact - Dr. Zefram Cochrane: “And you people, you’re all astronauts on… some kind of star trek.”
6. Star Trek IV - “Watch where you’re going, you dumbass!” “Double dumbass on you!”
7. Star Trek IV - “I live in Iowa. I only work in outer space.”
8. Star Trek IV - Elderly patient: “Kidney…dialysis.” McCoy:“Dialysis? What is this, the Dark Ages?”
9. Star Trek IV - Chekov: "Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It’s where they keep the nuclear wessels. _Nuclear. Wessels."_

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51465 "2017-04-21T00:12:30Z")

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Funny moments in the Star Trek films:

1. Star Trek IV - “Everybody remember where we parked.”
2. Star Trek II - Kirk: “Aren’t you dead?” Spock: (Eyebrow raise)
3. Star Trek IV - Spock - “They like you very much but they are not the Hell your whales.” Dr. Hicks -“I suppose they told you that, Huh?” Spock - “The Hell they did.”
4. Star Trek Generations: Kirk: “Let me guess: Tuesday.”
5. Star Trek First Contact - Dr. Zefram Cochrane: “And you people, you’re all astronauts on… some kind of star trek.”
6. Star Trek IV - “Watch where you’re going, you dumbass!” “Double dumbass on you!”
7. Star Trek IV - “I live in Iowa. I only work in outer space.”
8. Star Trek IV - Elderly patient: “Kidney…dialysis.” McCoy:“Dialysis? What is this, the Dark Ages?”
9. Star Trek IV - Chekov: “Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It’s where they keep the nuclear wessels. Nuclear. Wessels.”
10. Star Trek IV: Kirk: “Oh, him? He’s harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS.”

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