# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2578
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51546 "2017-04-23T22:38:49Z")
Songs with body parts in the title, no repeats. (links optional) 1. Alan Parsons Project, “Eye in the Sky”: [Alan Parsons - Sirius / Eye In The Sky (Live) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdyto5rf0HU) 2. Tony Bennett andd Lady Gaga, “Cheek to Cheek” [Tony Bennett & Lady Gaga - Cheek to Cheek (Lyrics) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiMvRqEtv4E) 3. Tiny Tim, “Tip Toe Through the Tulips” [Tiny Tim - Tip Toe Through The Tulips (Live).mp4 - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMbQsKJ64S0) 4. Mandy Moore, “Wind in My Hair” 5. ZZ Top, “Legs” 6. Pete Townshend, “Face the Face”: [Pete Townshends Deep End - Face The Face - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgRMIvDviUg) 7. AC/DC, Big Balls 8. Heywood Banks, “Pancreas”: [Heywood Banks Pancreas.wmv - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dTIjEtSfP8) 9. [Elvis Costello & the Attactions - White Knuckles](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVmgvbY4h28) 10. Megadeth, “Into the Lungs of Hell”: [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOI8T06PNq4) 11. Hips Don’t Lie, Shakira [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU34CP8jUWU) 12. Wire, [" Eardrum Buzz"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3fLn4FYWH0) 13. Mitzi Gaynor, “Cockeyed Optimist” [South Pacific - Cockeyed Optimist - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0DusO6ipLw) Pass ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51547 "2017-04-23T22:50:07Z")
TV shows that didn’t make it 1. Bananza - A South American widower with three sons runs a huge banana plantation. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51548 "2017-04-23T22:57:53Z")
TV shows that didn’t make it 1. Bananza - A South American widower with three sons runs a huge banana plantation. 2. Breaking Good - A high school chemistry teacher moonlights as a superhero to stop traffickers in Meth ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51549 "2017-04-23T23:24:47Z")
TV shows that didn’t make it 1. Bananza - A South American widower with three sons runs a huge banana plantation. 2. Breaking Good - A high school chemistry teacher moonlights as a superhero to stop traffickers in Meth 3. The Amerindians - Russian spies infiltrate a Native American reservation. They spend a lot of time drinking beer and smuggling rain dance schematics. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51550 "2017-04-23T23:50:16Z")
TV shows that didn’t make it 1. Bananza - A South American widower with three sons runs a huge banana plantation. 2. Breaking Good - A high school chemistry teacher moonlights as a superhero to stop traffickers in Meth 3. The Amerindians - Russian spies infiltrate a Native American reservation. They spend a lot of time drinking beer and smuggling rain dance schematics. 4. The Creationist Theory - Four bible-literalist nerds sit around discussing religious superheroes, comic books and board games. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51551 "2017-04-23T23:50:46Z")
TV shows that didn’t make it 1. Bananza - A South American widower with three sons runs a huge banana plantation. 2. Breaking Good - A high school chemistry teacher moonlights as a superhero to stop traffickers in Meth 3. The Amerindians - Russian spies infiltrate a Native American reservation. They spend a lot of time drinking beer and smuggling rain dance schematics. 4. The Creationist Theory - Four bible-literalist nerds sit around discussing which church to go to. 5. Sesame Feet - You see only the puppeteers operating Elmo, etc., not the Muppets. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51552 "2017-04-24T00:11:28Z")
TV shows that didn’t make it 1. Bananza - A South American widower with three sons runs a huge banana plantation. 2. Breaking Good - A high school chemistry teacher moonlights as a superhero to stop traffickers in Meth 3. The Amerindians - Russian spies infiltrate a Native American reservation. They spend a lot of time drinking beer and smuggling rain dance schematics. 4. The Creationist Theory - Four bible-literalist nerds sit around discussing which church to go to. 5. Sesame Feet - You see only the puppeteers operating Elmo, etc., not the Muppets. 6. Christopher Columbo - A trenchcoat-wearing explorer solves murders at the 15th Century Spanish court. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51553 "2017-04-24T01:01:37Z")
TV shows that didn’t make it 1. Bananza - A South American widower with three sons runs a huge banana plantation. 2. Breaking Good - A high school chemistry teacher moonlights as a superhero to stop traffickers in Meth 3. The Amerindians - Russian spies infiltrate a Native American reservation. They spend a lot of time drinking beer and smuggling rain dance schematics. 4. The Creationist Theory - Four bible-literalist nerds sit around discussing which church to go to. 5. Sesame Feet - You see only the puppeteers operating Elmo, etc., not the Muppets. 6. Christopher Columbo - A trenchcoat-wearing explorer solves murders at the 15th Century Spanish court. 7. Law & Order: Parking Ticket Squad ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51554 "2017-04-24T03:38:40Z")
TV shows that didn’t make it 1. Bananza - A South American widower with three sons runs a huge banana plantation. 2. Breaking Good - A high school chemistry teacher moonlights as a superhero to stop traffickers in Meth 3. The Amerindians - Russian spies infiltrate a Native American reservation. They spend a lot of time drinking beer and smuggling rain dance schematics. 4. The Creationist Theory - Four bible-literalist nerds sit around discussing which church to go to. 5. Sesame Feet - You see only the puppeteers operating Elmo, etc., not the Muppets. 6. Christopher Columbo - A trenchcoat-wearing explorer solves murders at the 15th Century Spanish court. 7. Law & Order: Parking Ticket Squad 8. Cattlestar Galactica: After the Cylon Gang burns down the Colony Ranch, Ole’ Bill Adama and his ragtag crew of cowpokes have to drive the herd to market in Caprica City. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51555 "2017-04-24T03:53:46Z")
TV shows that didn’t make it 1. Bananza - A South American widower with three sons runs a huge banana plantation. 2. Breaking Good - A high school chemistry teacher moonlights as a superhero to stop traffickers in Meth 3. The Amerindians - Russian spies infiltrate a Native American reservation. They spend a lot of time drinking beer and smuggling rain dance schematics. 4. The Creationist Theory - Four bible-literalist nerds sit around discussing which church to go to. 5. Sesame Feet - You see only the puppeteers operating Elmo, etc., not the Muppets. 6. Christopher Columbo - A trenchcoat-wearing explorer solves murders at the 15th Century Spanish court. 7. Law & Order: Parking Ticket Squad 8. Cattlestar Galactica: After the Cylon Gang burns down the Colony Ranch, Ole’ Bill Adama and his ragtag crew of cowpokes have to drive the herd to market in Caprica City. 9. The Really Odd Couple - Stories about a morbidly obese circus contortionist and her lover, a 20-foot reticulated python named Susie. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51556 "2017-04-24T04:38:01Z")
TV shows that didn’t make it 1. Bananza - A South American widower with three sons runs a huge banana plantation. 2. Breaking Good - A high school chemistry teacher moonlights as a superhero to stop traffickers in Meth 3. The Amerindians - Russian spies infiltrate a Native American reservation. They spend a lot of time drinking beer and smuggling rain dance schematics. 4. The Creationist Theory - Four bible-literalist nerds sit around discussing which church to go to. 5. Sesame Feet - You see only the puppeteers operating Elmo, etc., not the Muppets. 6. Christopher Columbo - A trenchcoat-wearing explorer solves murders at the 15th Century Spanish court. 7. Law & Order: Parking Ticket Squad 8. Cattlestar Galactica: After the Cylon Gang burns down the Colony Ranch, Ole’ Bill Adama and his ragtag crew of cowpokes have to drive the herd to market in Caprica City. 9. The Really Odd Couple - Stories about a morbidly obese circus contortionist and her lover, a 20-foot reticulated python named Susie. Reply With Quote 10. Madam’s Secretary – Handles the appointment books for brothels. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51557 "2017-04-24T05:07:01Z")
TV shows that didn’t make it 1. Bananza - A South American widower with three sons runs a huge banana plantation. 2. Breaking Good - A high school chemistry teacher moonlights as a superhero to stop traffickers in Meth 3. The Amerindians - Russian spies infiltrate a Native American reservation. They spend a lot of time drinking beer and smuggling rain dance schematics. 4. The Creationist Theory - Four bible-literalist nerds sit around discussing which church to go to. 5. Sesame Feet - You see only the puppeteers operating Elmo, etc., not the Muppets. 6. Christopher Columbo - A trenchcoat-wearing explorer solves murders at the 15th Century Spanish court. 7. Law & Order: Parking Ticket Squad 8. Cattlestar Galactica: After the Cylon Gang burns down the Colony Ranch, Ole’ Bill Adama and his ragtag crew of cowpokes have to drive the herd to market in Caprica City. 9. The Really Odd Couple - Stories about a morbidly obese circus contortionist and her lover, a 20-foot reticulated python named Susie. 10. Madam’s Secretary – Handles the appointment books for brothels. 11. Little Outhouse on the Prairie ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51558 "2017-04-24T09:47:40Z")
TV shows that didn’t make it 1. Bananza - A South American widower with three sons runs a huge banana plantation. 2. Breaking Good - A high school chemistry teacher moonlights as a superhero to stop traffickers in Meth 3. The Amerindians - Russian spies infiltrate a Native American reservation. They spend a lot of time drinking beer and smuggling rain dance schematics. 4. The Creationist Theory - Four bible-literalist nerds sit around discussing which church to go to. 5. Sesame Feet - You see only the puppeteers operating Elmo, etc., not the Muppets. 6. Christopher Columbo - A trenchcoat-wearing explorer solves murders at the 15th Century Spanish court. 7. Law & Order: Parking Ticket Squad 8. Cattlestar Galactica: After the Cylon Gang burns down the Colony Ranch, Ole’ Bill Adama and his ragtag crew of cowpokes have to drive the herd to market in Caprica City. 9. The Really Odd Couple - Stories about a morbidly obese circus contortionist and her lover, a 20-foot reticulated python named Susie. 10. Madam’s Secretary – Handles the appointment books for brothels. 11. Little Outhouse on the Prairie 12. Joanie Loves Tchotchkes ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51559 "2017-04-24T10:57:08Z")
TV shows that didn’t make it 1. Bananza - A South American widower with three sons runs a huge banana plantation. 2. Breaking Good - A high school chemistry teacher moonlights as a superhero to stop traffickers in Meth 3. The Amerindians - Russian spies infiltrate a Native American reservation. They spend a lot of time drinking beer and smuggling rain dance schematics. 4. The Creationist Theory - Four bible-literalist nerds sit around discussing which church to go to. 5. Sesame Feet - You see only the puppeteers operating Elmo, etc., not the Muppets. 6. Christopher Columbo - A trenchcoat-wearing explorer solves murders at the 15th Century Spanish court. 7. Law & Order: Parking Ticket Squad 8. Cattlestar Galactica: After the Cylon Gang burns down the Colony Ranch, Ole’ Bill Adama and his ragtag crew of cowpokes have to drive the herd to market in Caprica City. 9. The Really Odd Couple - Stories about a morbidly obese circus contortionist and her lover, a 20-foot reticulated python named Susie. 10. Madam’s Secretary – Handles the appointment books for brothels. 11. Little Outhouse on the Prairie 12. Joanie Loves Tchotchkes 13. The Wild Wild Midwest Pass ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51560 "2017-04-24T11:36:23Z")
Today is International Sculpture Day. Noted sculptors 1. Auguste Rodin ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51561 "2017-04-24T11:51:08Z")
Today is International Sculpture Day. Noted sculptors 1. Auguste Rodin 2. Edmonia Lewis ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51562 "2017-04-24T12:41:09Z")
Noted sculptors 1. Auguste Rodin 2. Edmonia Lewis 3. Michelangelo ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51563 "2017-04-24T12:45:47Z")
Noted sculptors 1. Auguste Rodin 2. Edmonia Lewis 3. Michelangelo 4. James Earl Fraser [![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e4/End_of_the_Trail_%28Wisconsin%29_September_2013_02.jpg/1200px-End_of_the_Trail_%28Wisconsin%29_September_2013_02.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e4/End_of_the_Trail_%28Wisconsin%29_September_2013_02.jpg/1200px-End_of_the_Trail_%28Wisconsin%29_September_2013_02.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51564 "2017-04-24T13:46:43Z")
Noted sculptors 1. Auguste Rodin 2. Edmonia Lewis 3. Michelangelo 4. James Earl Fraser 5. Alberto Giacometti ---
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