# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2588
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51746 "2017-05-01T21:45:43Z")
It’s [Surprise Penis](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825109) week here at SDMB, examples of entertainment mentioning the male genitalia. 1. King Missile – Detachable Penis [King Missile - Detachable Penis - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4) 2. Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg - [Dick in a Box](http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/snl-digital-short-d-in-a-box/3505985?snl=1) 3. [Puppetry of the Penis](http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/) 4. Shrinkage! 5. [Newbery award-winning kid’s book _The Higher Power of Lucky_ uses the word “scrotum” and is banned by some libraries](http://www.today.com/popculture/librarians-debate-use-s-word-kid-s-book-wbna17281866) 6. “Shaft” 7. Body Count: “Evil Dick” - [Evil D\*\*k - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRn1lSpX55U) ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51747 "2017-05-01T23:36:01Z")
Surprise Penis week here at SDMB, examples of entertainment mentioning the male genitalia. 1. King Missile – Detachable Penis [King Missile - Detachable Penis - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4) 2. Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg - [Dick in a Box](http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/snl-digital-short-d-in-a-box/3505985?snl=1) 3. [Puppetry of the Penis](http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/) 4. Shrinkage! 5. [Newbery award-winning kid’s book _The Higher Power of Lucky_ uses the word “scrotum” and is banned by some libraries](http://www.today.com/popculture/librarians-debate-use-s-word-kid-s-book-wbna17281866) 6. “Shaft” 7. Body Count: “Evil Dick” - [Evil D\*\*k - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRn1lSpX55U) 8. Moby Dick ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51748 "2017-05-02T00:49:46Z")
Surprise Penis week here at SDMB, examples of entertainment mentioning the male genitalia. 1. King Missile – Detachable Penis [King Missile - Detachable Penis - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4) 2. Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg - Dick in a Box 3. Puppetry of the Penis 4. Shrinkage! 5. Newbery award-winning kid’s book The Higher Power of Lucky uses the word “scrotum” and is banned by some libraries 6. “Shaft” 7. Body Count: “Evil Dick” - [Evil D\*\*k - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRn1lSpX55U) 8. Moby Dick 9. “Great Balls of Fire” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51749 "2017-05-02T01:13:20Z")
Surprise Penis week here at SDMB, examples of entertainment mentioning the male genitalia. 1. King Missile – Detachable Penis [King Missile - Detachable Penis - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4) 2. Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg - Dick in a Box 3. Puppetry of the Penis 4. Shrinkage! 5. Newbery award-winning kid’s book The Higher Power of Lucky uses the word “scrotum” and is banned by some libraries 6. “Shaft” 7. Body Count: “Evil Dick” - [Evil D\*\*k - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRn1lSpX55U) 8. Moby Dick 9. “Great Balls of Fire” 10. AC/DC: “Big Balls” Although, technically, the song’s about parties. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51750 "2017-05-02T01:15:26Z")
Surprise Penis week here at SDMB, examples of entertainment mentioning the male genitalia. 1. King Missile – Detachable Penis [King Missile - Detachable Penis - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4) 2. Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg - [Dick in a Box](http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/snl-digital-short-d-in-a-box/3505985?snl=1) 3. [Puppetry of the Penis](http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/) 4. Shrinkage! 5. [Newbery award-winning kid’s book _The Higher Power of Lucky_ uses the word “scrotum” and is banned by some libraries](http://www.today.com/popculture/librarians-debate-use-s-word-kid-s-book-wbna17281866) 6. “Shaft” 7. Body Count: “Evil Dick” - [Evil D\*\*k - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRn1lSpX55U) 8. Moby Dick 9. “Great Balls of Fire” 10. [The film “Free Willy” has British audiences giggling, “willy” being slang for penis](http://articles.latimes.com/1993-11-23/entertainment/ca-60173_1_free-willy) ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51751 "2017-05-02T02:48:26Z")
Surprise Penis week here at SDMB, examples of entertainment mentioning the male genitalia. 1. King Missile – Detachable Penis [King Missile - Detachable Penis - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4) 2. Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg - [Dick in a Box](http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/snl-digital-short-d-in-a-box/3505985?snl=1) 3. [Puppetry of the Penis](http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/) 4. Shrinkage! 5. [Newbery award-winning kid’s book _The Higher Power of Lucky_ uses the word “scrotum” and is banned by some libraries](http://www.today.com/popculture/librarians-debate-use-s-word-kid-s-book-wbna17281866) 6. “Shaft” 7. Body Count: “Evil Dick” - [Evil D\*\*k - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRn1lSpX55U) 8. Moby Dick 9. “Great Balls of Fire” 10. [The film “Free Willy” has British audiences giggling, “willy” being slang for penis](http://articles.latimes.com/1993-11-23/entertainment/ca-60173_1_free-willy) 11. Flesh Gordon’s [Penisaurus!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCe5TlVduvY) ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51752 "2017-05-02T03:32:51Z")
Surprise Penis week here at SDMB, examples of entertainment mentioning the male genitalia. 1. King Missile – Detachable Penis [King Missile - Detachable Penis - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4) 2. Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg - [Dick in a Box](http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/snl-digital-short-d-in-a-box/3505985?snl=1) 3. [Puppetry of the Penis](http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/) 4. Shrinkage! 5. [Newbery award-winning kid’s book _The Higher Power of Lucky_ uses the word “scrotum” and is banned by some libraries](http://www.today.com/popculture/librarians-debate-use-s-word-kid-s-book-wbna17281866) 6. “Shaft” 7. Body Count: “Evil Dick” - [Evil D\*\*k - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRn1lSpX55U) 8. Moby Dick 9. “Great Balls of Fire” 10. AC/DC: “Big Balls” 11. [The film “Free Willy” has British audiences giggling, “willy” being slang for penis](http://articles.latimes.com/1993-11-23/entertainment/ca-60173_1_free-willy) 12. Flesh Gordon’s [Penisaurus!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCe5TlVduvY) Just housekeeping ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51753 "2017-05-02T03:46:12Z")
Surprise Penis week here at SDMB, examples of entertainment mentioning the male genitalia. 1. King Missile – Detachable Penis [King Missile - Detachable Penis - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4) 2. Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg - [Dick in a Box](http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/snl-digital-short-d-in-a-box/3505985?snl=1) 3. [Puppetry of the Penis](http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/) 4. Shrinkage! 5. [Newbery award-winning kid’s book _The Higher Power of Lucky_ uses the word “scrotum” and is banned by some libraries](http://www.today.com/popculture/librarians-debate-use-s-word-kid-s-book-wbna17281866) 6. “Shaft” 7. Body Count: “Evil Dick” - [Evil D\*\*k - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRn1lSpX55U) 8. Moby Dick 9. “Great Balls of Fire” 10. AC/DC: “Big Balls” 11. [The film “Free Willy” has British audiences giggling, “willy” being slang for penis](http://articles.latimes.com/1993-11-23/entertainment/ca-60173_1_free-willy) 12. Flesh Gordon’s [Penisaurus!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCe5TlVduvY) 13. Hedwig and the Angry Inch New: Famous session musicians and their instrument 1. James Jamerson, bass ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51754 "2017-05-02T04:40:27Z")
Famous session musicians and their instrument 1. James Jamerson, bass 2. Hal Blaine, drums ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51755 "2017-05-02T12:11:17Z")
Famous session musicians and their instrument 1. James Jamerson, bass 2. Hal Blaine, drums 3. Steve Cropper, guitar ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51756 "2017-05-02T12:45:59Z")
Famous session musicians and their instrument 1. James Jamerson, bass 2. Hal Blaine, drums 3. Steve Cropper, guitar 4. Merry Clayton, voice Noted for her powerful performance in the Rolling Stones’s “Gimme Shelter,” which may have caused her to miscarry: > **[Merry Clayton](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merry_Clayton)** > > Merry Clayton (born December 25, 1948) is an American soul and gospel singer. She provided a number of backing vocal tracks for major performing artists in the 1960s, most notably on the Rolling Stones song "Gimme Shelter". Clayton is prominently featured in 20 Feet from Stardom, the Oscar-winning documentary about background singers and their contributions to the music industry. > Clayton was born in Gert Town, New Orleans, Louisiana. She was born on Christmas Day, and was given the name "Merry... [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/yEP_ntNg9WY/maxresdefault.jpg "Gimme Shelter") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEP_ntNg9WY) ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51757 "2017-05-02T13:18:29Z")
Famous session musicians and their instrument 1. James Jamerson, bass 2. Hal Blaine, drums 3. Steve Cropper, guitar 4. Merry Clayton, voice 5. Floyd Cramer, piano ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51758 "2017-05-02T13:41:40Z")
Famous session musicians and their instrument 1. James Jamerson, bass 2. Hal Blaine, drums 3. Steve Cropper, guitar 4. Merry Clayton, voice 5. Floyd Cramer, piano 6. Steve Gadd, drums ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51759 "2017-05-02T13:59:51Z")
Famous session musicians and their instrument 1. James Jamerson, bass 2. Hal Blaine, drums 3. Steve Cropper, guitar 4. Merry Clayton, voice 5. Floyd Cramer, piano 6. Steve Gadd, drums 7. Nicky Hopkins, keyboards One of the very few to play on a Beatles session (“Revolution”). ---
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Famous session musicians and their instrument 1. James Jamerson, bass 2. Hal Blaine, drums 3. Steve Cropper, guitar 4. Merry Clayton, voice 5. Floyd Cramer, piano 6. Steve Gadd, drums 7. Nicky Hopkins, keyboards 8. Steve Lukather, guitar ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51761 "2017-05-02T14:40:08Z")
Famous session musicians and their instrument 1. James Jamerson, bass 2. Hal Blaine, drums 3. Steve Cropper, guitar 4. Merry Clayton, voice 5. Floyd Cramer, piano 6. Steve Gadd, drums 7. Nicky Hopkins, keyboards 8. Steve Lukather, guitar 9. Leon Russell, piano ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51762 "2017-05-02T14:41:35Z")
Famous session musicians and their instrument 1. James Jamerson, bass 2. Hal Blaine, drums 3. Steve Cropper, guitar 4. Merry Clayton, voice 5. Floyd Cramer, piano 6. Steve Gadd, drums 7. Nicky Hopkins, keyboards 8. Steve Lukather, guitar 9. Billy Preston, keyboards Who also recorded with the Beatles: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy\_Preston](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Preston) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51763 "2017-05-02T16:45:00Z")
Famous session musicians and their instrument 1. James Jamerson, bass 2. Hal Blaine, drums 3. Steve Cropper, guitar 4. Merry Clayton, voice 5. Floyd Cramer, piano 6. Steve Gadd, drums 7. Nicky Hopkins, keyboards 8. Steve Lukather, guitar 9. Billy Preston, keyboards 10. Brian Blade, drums ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51764 "2017-05-02T16:58:39Z")
Famous session musicians and their instrument 1. James Jamerson, bass 2. Hal Blaine, drums 3. Steve Cropper, guitar 4. Merry Clayton, voice 5. Floyd Cramer, piano 6. Steve Gadd, drums 7. Nicky Hopkins, keyboards 8. Steve Lukather, guitar 9. Billy Preston, keyboards 10. Brian Blade, drums 11. Jerry Scheff Elvis’s bass player who played bass on the Doors studio albums. Sent from my XT1635-02 using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51765 "2017-05-02T17:01:16Z")
If someone could insert bass in there I’d appreciate it. Tapatalk… Sent from my XT1635-02 using Tapatalk [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2587) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2589)