# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2594
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51866 "2017-05-05T17:34:08Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I think [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoEZnWKtTOU) is the video you wanted. Love it! Slang terms for sexual intercourse 1. A bit of the old in-out, in-out (From A Clockwork Orange) 2. Tap 3. Hit 4. Boink 5. Shag 6. Knocking boots 7. Making the two-backed beast (Thanks, Will) 8. [Afternoon delight](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ws0VfqkhFc) ([or this!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoEZnWKtTOU)) 9. Horizontal Mambo 10. Dancing in the dark 11. Screw (umm… from **Spiderman** ) ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51867 "2017-05-05T17:36:30Z")
Slang terms for sexual intercourse 1. A bit of the old in-out, in-out (From A Clockwork Orange) 2. Tap 3. Hit 4. Boink 5. Shag 6. Knocking boots 7. Making the two-backed beast (Thanks, Will) 8. [Afternoon delight](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ws0VfqkhFc) ([or this!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoEZnWKtTOU)) 9. Horizontal Mambo 10. Dancing in the dark 11. Screw (umm… from **Spiderman** ) 12. Banging, to use the parlance of our times ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51868 "2017-05-05T17:39:57Z")
Slang terms for sexual intercourse 1. A bit of the old in-out, in-out (From A Clockwork Orange) 2. Tap 3. Hit 4. Boink 5. Shag 6. Knocking boots 7. Making the two-backed beast (Thanks, Will) 8. [Afternoon delight](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ws0VfqkhFc) ([or this!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoEZnWKtTOU)) 9. Horizontal Mambo 10. Dancing in the dark 11. Screw (umm… from **Spiderman** ) 12. Banging, to use the parlance of our times 13. Bumping uglies Next: Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1 1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51869 "2017-05-05T17:46:40Z")
Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1 1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl 2. Dropping the kids off at the pool ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51870 "2017-05-05T17:48:56Z")
Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1 1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl 2. Dropping the kids off at the pool 3. Pinching a loaf ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51871 "2017-05-05T17:54:03Z")
Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1 1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl 2. Dropping the kids off at the pool 3. Pinching a loaf 4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse My wife says she’s never heard of that one, and she doubts its truthfulness. It was fairly common in the military (USMC), that’s where I heard it. It’s for #1. Anyone else heard of or use/used it? ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51872 "2017-05-05T18:04:43Z")
> [@Bullitt](#): > > 1. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse > My wife says she’s never heard of that one, and she doubts its truthfulness. It was fairly common in the military (USMC), that’s where I heard it. It’s for #1. > > Anyone else heard of or use/used it? Yeah, I use that one frequently. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51873 "2017-05-05T18:22:14Z")
Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1 1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl 2. Dropping the kids off at the pool 3. Pinching a loaf 4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse 5. Burning a mule ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51874 "2017-05-05T18:22:19Z")
Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1 1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl 2. Dropping the kids off at the pool 3. Pinching a loaf 4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse 5. Burning a mule 6. Take a leak ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51875 "2017-05-05T18:39:24Z")
Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1 1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl 2. Dropping the kids off at the pool 3. Pinching a loaf 4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse 5. Burning a mule 6. Take a leak 7. Spending a dime Old timey slang from back when there were pay toilets ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51876 "2017-05-05T18:39:27Z")
Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1 1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl 2. Dropping the kids off at the pool 3. Pinching a loaf 4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse 5. Burning a mule 6. Take a leak 7. Spending a dime 8. Operation Golden Flow ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51877 "2017-05-05T18:45:47Z")
I, too, have heard “See a man about a horse” often. Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1 1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl 2. Dropping the kids off at the pool 3. Pinching a loaf 4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse 5. Burning a mule 6. Take a leak 7. Operation Golden Flow 8. Dump a load ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51878 "2017-05-05T19:05:56Z")
Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1 1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl 2. Dropping the kids off at the pool 3. Pinching a loaf 4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse 5. Burning a mule 6. Take a leak 7. Operation Golden Flow 8. Dump a load 9. Drop a deuce ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51879 "2017-05-05T19:14:00Z")
Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1 1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl 2. Dropping the kids off at the pool 3. Pinching a loaf 4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse 5. Burning a mule 6. Take a leak 7. Operation Golden Flow 8. Dump a load 9. Drop a deuce 10. [_“But dad, I’m prairie dogging it!”_](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YNxtPl7SaDQ) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51880 "2017-05-05T20:08:06Z")
Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1 1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl 2. Dropping the kids off at the pool 3. Pinching a loaf 4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse 5. Burning a mule 6. Take a leak 7. Operation Golden Flow 8. Dump a load 9. Drop a deuce 10. “But dad, I’m prairie dogging it!” 11. Float a sea pickle ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51881 "2017-05-05T20:37:38Z")
Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1 1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl 2. Dropping the kids off at the pool 3. Pinching a loaf 4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse 5. Burning a mule 6. Take a leak 7. Operation Golden Flow 8. Dump a load 9. Drop a deuce 10. “But dad, I’m prairie dogging it!” 11. Float a sea pickle 12. Shake hands with the unemployed > [@Bullitt](#): > > My wife says she’s never heard of that one, and she doubts its truthfulness. It was fairly common in the military (USMC), that’s where I heard it. It’s for #1. > > Anyone else heard of or use/used it? I’ve known (and used) that one for ages – certainly well before I joined the Navy. Though for me it’s always been “see a man about a horse.” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51882 "2017-05-05T21:33:26Z")
> [@SCAdian](#): > > I’ve known (and used) that one for ages – certainly well before I joined the Navy. Though for me it’s always been “see a man about a horse.” Yes it is. When I’m (usually in) a bar and using that line I don’t even think about it, I just say I’m going to see a man about a horse. It comes naturally. But writing it down, I didn’t remember it accurately. Thanks, **Tangent** and **SCAdian** , I’ll let my wife know. Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1 1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl 2. Dropping the kids off at the pool 3. Pinching a loaf 4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse 5. Burning a mule 6. Take a leak 7. Operation Golden Flow 8. Dump a load 9. Drop a deuce 10. [_“But dad, I’m prairie dogging it!”_](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YNxtPl7SaDQ) 11. Float a sea pickle 12. Shake hands with the unemployed 13. Dropping an MBM. The First Car Where You Learned How to Drive a Stick. If you never learned to drive a stick the please prepend your reply with "AT: " and write The First Car You or Your Family Friend Owned Where You Learned to Drive. (Repeats allowed) 14. VW Microbus ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51883 "2017-05-05T21:37:23Z")
The First Car Where You Learned How to Drive a Stick. If you never learned to drive a stick the please prepend your reply with "AT: " and write The First Car You or Your Family Friend Owned Where You Learned to Drive. (Repeats allowed) 1. VW Microbus 2. AT: Volvo 244 wagon Never learned to drive a stick and probably never will, considering that only 5% of cars sold in the US are manual ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51884 "2017-05-05T21:41:41Z")
> [@gkster](#): > > Never learned to drive a stick and probably never will, considering that only 5% of cars sold in the US are manual Yes but if you rent a car internationally, good luck. But then again it won’t be your clutch you’re frying, so go for it! Current list: The First Car Where You Learned How to Drive a Stick. If you never learned to drive a stick the please prepend your reply with "AT: " and write The First Car You or Your Family Friend Owned Where You Learned to Drive. (Repeats allowed) 1. VW Microbus 2. AT: Volvo 244 wagon ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/51885 "2017-05-05T21:45:18Z")
The First Car Where You Learned How to Drive a Stick. If you never learned to drive a stick the please prepend your reply with "AT: " and write The First Car You or Your Family Friend Owned Where You Learned to Drive. (Repeats allowed) 1. VW Microbus 2. AT: Volvo 244 wagon 3. Rambler sedan [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2593) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2595)