# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2611
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52206 "2017-05-20T17:28:27Z")
Things to look forward to in President Trump’s first trip abroad 1. Offers to sell Melania to the Saudi king 2. Trying to make a deal for oil. 3. Pope Francis converts Trump to Catholicism 4. Other NATO countries pay their fair share 5. The further adventures of Trump’s version of “Short Attention Span Theater.” 6. He is out of our country. I am so looking forward to that. 7. Somebody, somewhere, will give him a beautiful tie pin or tie bar and teach him to lose the scotch tape on his tie 8. Congress approves funds to build a wall, to keep him from returning. 9. The media report on stories not relating to Trump. 10. Trump buys Great Wall of China, moves it brick by brick to the Rio Grande 11. All the foreigners laughing at us will realize “It’s not funny when it happens to us.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52207 "2017-05-20T22:31:51Z")
Things to look forward to in President Trump’s first trip abroad 1. Offers to sell Melania to the Saudi king 2. Trying to make a deal for oil. 3. Pope Francis converts Trump to Catholicism 4. Other NATO countries pay their fair share 5. The further adventures of Trump’s version of “Short Attention Span Theater.” 6. He is out of our country. I am so looking forward to that. 7. Somebody, somewhere, will give him a beautiful tie pin or tie bar and teach him to lose the scotch tape on his tie 8. Congress approves funds to build a wall, to keep him from returning. 9. The media report on stories not relating to Trump. 10. Trump buys Great Wall of China, moves it brick by brick to the Rio Grande 11. All the foreigners laughing at us will realize “It’s not funny when it happens to us.” 12. Trump buys the Sistine Chapel, saying “I’ve always wanted to own one of these”. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52208 "2017-05-21T05:11:23Z")
Things to look forward to in President Trump’s first trip abroad 1. Offers to sell Melania to the Saudi king 2. Trying to make a deal for oil. 3. Pope Francis converts Trump to Catholicism 4. Other NATO countries pay their fair share 5. The further adventures of Trump’s version of “Short Attention Span Theater.” 6. He is out of our country. I am so looking forward to that. 7. Somebody, somewhere, will give him a beautiful tie pin or tie bar and teach him to lose the scotch tape on his tie 8. Congress approves funds to build a wall, to keep him from returning. 9. The media report on stories not relating to Trump. 10. Trump buys Great Wall of China, moves it brick by brick to the Rio Grande 11. All the foreigners laughing at us will realize “It’s not funny when it happens to us.” 12. Trump buys the Sistine Chapel, saying “I’ve always wanted to own one of these”. 13. He gets pulled into a beauty salon in Paris and gets a makeover, no more orange rug. Next: Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed 1. A Clockwork Orange ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52209 "2017-05-21T05:47:40Z")
Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed 1. A Clockwork Orange 2. The Color Purple ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52210 "2017-05-21T06:03:18Z")
Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed 1. A Clockwork Orange 2. The Color Purple 3. How Green Was My Valley ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52211 "2017-05-21T06:14:18Z")
Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed 1. A Clockwork Orange 2. The Color Purple 3. How Green Was My Valley 4. The Hunt for Red October ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52212 "2017-05-21T06:15:32Z")
Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed 1. A Clockwork Orange 2. The Color Purple 3. How Green Was My Valley 4. The Hunt for Red October 5. Black Beauty ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52213 "2017-05-21T06:28:31Z")
Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed 1. A Clockwork Orange 2. The Color Purple 3. How Green Was My Valley 4. The Hunt for Red October 5. Black Beauty 6. The Scarlet Letter ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52214 "2017-05-21T07:58:34Z")
Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed 1. A Clockwork Orange 2. The Color Purple 3. How Green Was My Valley 4. The Hunt for Red October 5. Black Beauty 6. The Scarlet Letter 7. White Fang ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52215 "2017-05-21T10:09:04Z")
Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed 1. A Clockwork Orange 2. The Color Purple 3. How Green Was My Valley 4. The Hunt for Red October 5. Black Beauty 6. The Scarlet Letter 7. White Fang 8. Green Eggs and Ham ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52216 "2017-05-21T12:16:38Z")
Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed 1. A Clockwork Orange 2. The Color Purple 3. How Green Was My Valley 4. The Hunt for Red October 5. Black Beauty 6. The Scarlet Letter 7. White Fang 8. Green Eggs and Ham 9. Blue Willow ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52217 "2017-05-21T13:52:55Z")
Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed 1. A Clockwork Orange 2. The Color Purple 3. How Green Was My Valley 4. The Hunt for Red October 5. Black Beauty 6. The Scarlet Letter 7. White Fang 8. Green Eggs and Ham 9. Blue Willow 10. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52218 "2017-05-21T14:07:12Z")
Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed 1. A Clockwork Orange 2. The Color Purple 3. How Green Was My Valley 4. The Hunt for Red October 5. Black Beauty 6. The Scarlet Letter 7. White Fang 8. Green Eggs and Ham 9. Blue Willow 10. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish 11. Half a Yellow Sun by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52219 "2017-05-21T14:11:01Z")
[quote=“astorian, post:52218, topic:549173”] Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed 1. A Clockwork Orange 2. The Color Purple 3. How Green Was My Valley 4. The Hunt for Red October 5. Black Beauty 6. The Scarlet Letter 7. White Fang 8. Green Eggs and Ham 9. Blue Willow 10. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish 11. Half a Yellow Sun by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie 12. Clifford the **Big Red Dog** ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52220 "2017-05-21T14:31:48Z")
Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed 1. A Clockwork Orange 2. The Color Purple 3. How Green Was My Valley 4. The Hunt for Red October 5. Black Beauty 6. The Scarlet Letter 7. White Fang 8. Green Eggs and Ham 9. Blue Willow 10. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish 11. Half a Yellow Sun by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie 12. Clifford the **Big Red Dog** 13. Old Yeller PASS ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52221 "2017-05-21T15:14:52Z")
Memorable Hikes You’ve Done 1. Half Dome, Yosemite, from Happy Isles trail head (4,000’ in Yosemite Valley, up to 9,000’ atop Half Dome) ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52222 "2017-05-21T15:15:36Z")
Athletes that never have been on a [Wheaties Box](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_athletes_on_Wheaties_boxes), but probably should have been. 1. Annika Sorenstam, Arguably the best ever female golfer. Edit. Ninjaed…never mind, or whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52223 "2017-05-21T19:50:10Z")
Memorable Hikes You’ve Done 1. Half Dome, Yosemite, from Happy Isles trail head (4,000’ in Yosemite Valley, up to 9,000’ atop Half Dome) 2. The South Rim, Big Bend National Park ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52224 "2017-05-21T20:55:12Z")
Memorable Hikes You’ve Done 1. Half Dome, Yosemite, from Happy Isles trail head (4,000’ in Yosemite Valley, up to 9,000’ atop Half Dome) 2. The South Rim, Big Bend National Park 3. Horseshoe Canyon, Utah (where Aron Ralston had to amputate his own arm) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/52225 "2017-05-21T20:58:23Z")
Memorable Hikes You’ve Done 1. Half Dome, Yosemite, from Happy Isles trail head (4,000’ in Yosemite Valley, up to 9,000’ atop Half Dome) 2. The South Rim, Big Bend National Park 3. Matthiessen State Park [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2610) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2612)