# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2685
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2017, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53686 "2017-07-22T22:25:23Z")
What O.J Simpson plans to do when he gets out of prison 1. Play golf 2. Find the real killer! 3. Apply for a cabinet position 4. Host a reality TV show 5. Write “If I Did It, Part 2” 6. Get some new gloves 7. Murder another ex 8. Appear on commercials for the return of the K-Tel Vegomatic “It Slices and Dices…” 9. Try out for the Broncos 10. Take a long slow drive in a Bronco ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53687 "2017-07-22T23:40:57Z")
What O.J Simpson plans to do when he gets out of prison 1. Play golf 2. Find the real killer! 3. Apply for a cabinet position 4. Host a reality TV show 5. Write “If I Did It, Part 2” 6. Get some new gloves 7. Murder another ex 8. Appear on commercials for the return of the K-Tel Vegomatic “It Slices and Dices…” 9. Try out for the Broncos 10. Take a long slow drive in a Bronco 11. Avoid lynch mobs ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2017, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53688 "2017-07-22T23:59:20Z")
What O.J Simpson plans to do when he gets out of prison 1. Play golf 2. Find the real killer! 3. Apply for a cabinet position 4. Host a reality TV show 5. Write “If I Did It, Part 2” 6. Get some new gloves 7. Murder another ex 8. Appear on commercials for the return of the K-Tel Vegomatic “It Slices and Dices…” 9. Try out for the Broncos 10. Take a long slow drive in a Bronco 11. Avoid lynch mobs 12. Compete on “Dancing With the Stars” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53689 "2017-07-23T03:21:08Z")
What O.J Simpson plans to do when he gets out of prison 1. Play golf 2. Find the real killer! 3. Apply for a cabinet position 4. Host a reality TV show 5. Write “If I Did It, Part 2” 6. Get some new gloves 7. Murder another ex 8. Appear on commercials for the return of the K-Tel Vegomatic “It Slices and Dices…” 9. Try out for the Broncos 10. Take a long slow drive in a Bronco 11. Avoid lynch mobs 12. Compete on “Dancing With the Stars” 13. Be a doorman at a brothel No, seriously, the owner of the Bunny Ranch has offered him a job as “greeter”. Several of the prostitutes who work there have said they will quit if Simpson takes the job. New category: Famous prostitutes 1. Xaviera Hollander ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53690 "2017-07-23T03:42:43Z")
Famous prostitutes 1. Xaviera Hollander 2. Eva Peron Does “allegedly” count? ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53691 "2017-07-23T06:47:42Z")
Famous prostitutes 1. Xaviera Hollander 2. Eva Peron 3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho From the Bible, Book of Joshua ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53692 "2017-07-23T07:15:30Z")
Famous prostitutes 1. Xaviera Hollander 2. Eva Peron 3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho 4. Ashley Dupre The prostitute that ended Eliot Spitzer’s political career. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53693 "2017-07-23T07:48:23Z")
Famous prostitutes 1. Xaviera Hollander 2. Eva Peron 3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho 4. Ashley Dupre 5. Divine Brown of the Hugh Grant scandal ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53694 "2017-07-23T09:08:56Z")
Famous prostitutes 1. Xaviera Hollander 2. Eva Peron 3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho 4. Ashley Dupre 5. Divine Brown 6. Miss Mona Stangley from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53695 "2017-07-23T10:52:18Z")
Famous prostitutes 1. Xaviera Hollander 2. Eva Peron 3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho 4. Ashley Dupre 5. Divine Brown 6. Miss Mona Stangley 7. Calamity Jane From Wiki: _“It is known that she was illiterate, an itinerant alcoholic, and an occasional prostitute.”_ ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53696 "2017-07-23T13:44:15Z")
Famous prostitutes 1. Xaviera Hollander 2. Eva Peron 3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho 4. Ashley Dupre 5. Divine Brown 6. Miss Mona Stangley 7. Calamity Jane 8. Sydney Biddle Barrows ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53697 "2017-07-23T14:00:29Z")
Famous prostitutes 1. Xaviera Hollander 2. Eva Peron 3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho 4. Ashley Dupre 5. Divine Brown 6. Miss Mona Stangley 7. Calamity Jane 8. Sydney Biddle Barrows 9. Mata Hari ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53698 "2017-07-23T14:06:20Z")
Famous prostitutes 1. Xaviera Hollander 2. Eva Peron 3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho 4. Ashley Dupre 5. Divine Brown 6. Miss Mona Stangley 7. Calamity Jane 8. Sydney Biddle Barrows 9. Mata Hari 10. Ada & Minna Everleigh ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53699 "2017-07-23T15:33:12Z")
Famous prostitutes 1. Xaviera Hollander 2. Eva Peron 3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho 4. Ashley Dupre 5. Divine Brown 6. Miss Mona Stangley 7. Calamity Jane 8. Sydney Biddle Barrows 9. Mata Hari 10. Ada & Minna Everleigh 11. Mandy Rice Davies (she denies it. But she would, wouldn’t she?) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53700 "2017-07-23T16:22:57Z")
Famous prostitutes 1. Xaviera Hollander 2. Eva Peron 3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho 4. Ashley Dupre 5. Divine Brown 6. Miss Mona Stangley 7. Calamity Jane 8. Sydney Biddle Barrows 9. Mata Hari 10. Ada & Minna Everleigh 11. Mandy Rice Davies 12. Theodora ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53701 "2017-07-23T18:05:49Z")
Famous prostitutes 1. Xaviera Hollander 2. Eva Peron 3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho 4. Ashley Dupre 5. Divine Brown 6. Miss Mona Stangley 7. Calamity Jane 8. Sydney Biddle Barrows 9. Mata Hari 10. Ada & Minna Everleigh 11. Mandy Rice Davies 12. Theodora 13. Annie Sprinkle Next: Most recent movie you have seen in a theater 1. Dunkirk ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53702 "2017-07-23T18:36:43Z")
Most recent movie you have seen in a theater 1. Dunkirk 2. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (it’s been a while) ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53703 "2017-07-23T21:00:51Z")
Most recent movie you have seen in a theater 1. Dunkirk 2. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (it’s been a while) 3. American Sniper ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53704 "2017-07-23T21:07:17Z")
Most recent movie you have seen in a theater 1. Dunkirk 2. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (it’s been a while) 3. American Sniper 4. The Dark Knight Rises (Batman) ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/53705 "2017-07-23T22:21:59Z")
Most recent movie you have seen in a theater 1. Dunkirk 2. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (it’s been a while) 3. American Sniper 4. The Dark Knight Rises (Batman) 5. Cabo Miedo (Cape Fear, remake) In Tarija, Bolivia, 1992. Literally, the last big screen picture I saw. Terreible film, we called it Cabo Mierda [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2684) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2686)