# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 274

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5461 "2011-05-17T04:33:56Z")

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Next Up: Anchors and/or Recurring Correspondents on SNL’s Weekend Update

1. Chico Escuela (Garrett Morris)
2. Emily Litella (Gilda Radner)

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5462 "2011-05-17T04:37:24Z")

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Next Up: Anchors and/or Recurring Correspondents on SNL’s Weekend Update

1. Chico Escuela (Garrett Morris)
2. Emily Litella (Gilda Radner)
3. Opera Man (Adam Sandler)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5463 "2011-05-17T06:12:11Z")

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Next Up: Anchors and/or Recurring Correspondents on SNL’s Weekend Update

1. Chico Escuela (Garrett Morris)
2. Emily Litella (Gilda Radner)
3. Opera Man (Adam Sandler)
4. Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello)

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5464 "2011-05-17T09:31:18Z")

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Anchors and/or Recurring Correspondents on SNL’s Weekend Update

1. Chico Escuela (Garrett Morris)
2. Emily Litella (Gilda Radner)
3. Opera Man (Adam Sandler)
4. Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello)
5. Dr. Jack Badofsky (Tim Kazurinsky)

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5465 "2011-05-17T12:00:40Z")

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Anchors and/or Recurring Correspondents on SNL’s Weekend Update

1. Chico Escuela (Garrett Morris)
2. Emily Litella (Gilda Radner)
3. Opera Man (Adam Sandler)
4. Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello)
5. Dr. Jack Badofsky (Tim Kazurinsky)
6. Stefon (Bill Hader)

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5466 "2011-05-17T13:48:55Z")

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Anchors and/or Recurring Correspondents on SNL’s Weekend Update

1. Chico Escuela (Garrett Morris)
2. Emily Litella (Gilda Radner)
3. Opera Man (Adam Sandler)
4. Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello)
5. Dr. Jack Badofsky (Tim Kazurinsky)
6. Stefon (Bill Hader)
7. Kevin Nealon

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5467 "2011-05-17T13:59:00Z")

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Anchors and/or Recurring Correspondents on SNL’s Weekend Update

1. Chico Escuela (Garrett Morris)
2. Emily Litella (Gilda Radner)
3. Opera Man (Adam Sandler)
4. Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello)
5. Dr. Jack Badofsky (Tim Kazurinsky)
6. Stefon (Bill Hader)
7. Kevin Nealon
8. Jane Curtin

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5468 "2011-05-17T14:28:15Z")

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Angchors and/or Recurring Correspondents on SNL’s Weekend Update

1. Chico Escuela (Garrett Morris)
2. Emily Litella (Gilda Radner)
3. Opera Man (Adam Sandler)
4. Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello)
5. Dr. Jack Badofsky (Tim Kazurinsky)
6. Stefon (Bill Hader)
7. Kevin Nealon
8. Jane Curtin
9. Roseanne Roseanneadanna (Gilda Radner)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5469 "2011-05-17T14:41:58Z")

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Angchors and/or Recurring Correspondents on SNL’s Weekend Update

1. Chico Escuela (Garrett Morris)
2. Emily Litella (Gilda Radner)
3. Opera Man (Adam Sandler)
4. Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello)
5. Dr. Jack Badofsky (Tim Kazurinsky)
6. Stefon (Bill Hader)
7. Kevin Nealon
8. Jane Curtin
9. Roseanne Roseanneadanna (Gilda Radner)
10. Dan “Jane, you ignorant slut” Ackroyd

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5470 "2011-05-17T14:49:42Z")

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Angchors and/or Recurring Correspondents on SNL’s Weekend Update

1. Chico Escuela (Garrett Morris)
2. Emily Litella (Gilda Radner)
3. Opera Man (Adam Sandler)
4. Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello)
5. Dr. Jack Badofsky (Tim Kazurinsky)
6. Stefon (Bill Hader)
7. Kevin Nealon
8. Jane Curtin
9. Roseanne Roseanneadanna (Gilda Radner)
10. Dan “Jane, you ignorant slut” Ackroyd
11. Dennis Miller

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5471 "2011-05-17T15:31:52Z")

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Anchors and/or Recurring Correspondents on SNL’s Weekend Update

1. Chico Escuela (Garrett Morris)
2. Emily Litella (Gilda Radner)
3. Opera Man (Adam Sandler)
4. Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello)
5. Dr. Jack Badofsky (Tim Kazurinsky)
6. Stefon (Bill Hader)
7. Kevin Nealon
8. Jane Curtin
9. Roseanne Roseanneadanna (Gilda Radner)
10. Dan “Jane, you ignorant slut” Ackroyd
11. Dennis Miller
12. Chevy Chase

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5472 "2011-05-17T16:34:11Z")

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nchors and/or Recurring Correspondents on SNL’s Weekend Update

1. Chico Escuela (Garrett Morris)
2. Emily Litella (Gilda Radner)
3. Opera Man (Adam Sandler)
4. Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello)
5. Dr. Jack Badofsky (Tim Kazurinsky)
6. Stefon (Bill Hader)
7. Kevin Nealon
8. Jane Curtin
9. Roseanne Roseanneadanna (Gilda Radner)
10. Dan “Jane, you ignorant slut” Ackroyd
11. Dennis Miller
12. Chevy Chase
13. Emily Litella

New Topic: Oxymorons

1. Fast Food Connoisseur

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5473 "2011-05-17T16:39:59Z")

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Oxymorons

1. Fast Food Connoisseur
2. Living dead

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5474 "2011-05-17T16:45:45Z")

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Oxymorons

1. Fast Food Connoisseur
2. Living dead
3. Billy Mays, the Oxy-Moron

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5475 "2011-05-17T16:53:04Z")

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Emily Litella appeared as both #2 and #13 in the SNL list, so I’ll add:

1. Seth Meyers

Oxymorons

1. Fast Food Connoisseur
2. Living dead
3. Billy Mays, the Oxy-Moron
4. Jumbo shrimp

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5476 "2011-05-17T16:57:12Z")

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Oxymorons

1. Fast Food Connoisseur
2. Living dead
3. Billy Mays, the Oxy-Moron
4. Jumbo shrimp
5. Military intelligence

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5477 "2011-05-17T16:58:42Z")

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Oxymorons

1. Fast Food Connoisseur
2. Living dead
3. Billy Mays, the Oxy-Moron
4. Jumbo shrimp
5. Military intelligence
6. Modern Day Legend

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5478 "2011-05-17T17:04:56Z")

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Oxymorons

1. Fast Food Connoisseur
2. Living dead
3. Billy Mays, the Oxy-Moron
4. Jumbo shrimp
5. Military intelligence
6. Modern Day Legend
7. Critical praise

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5479 "2011-05-17T17:38:56Z")

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Oxymorons

1. Fast Food Connoisseur
2. Living dead
3. Billy Mays, the Oxy-Moron
4. Jumbo shrimp
5. Military intelligence
6. Modern Day Legend
7. Critical praise
8. Friendly fire

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5480 "2011-05-17T17:48:33Z")

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Oxymorons

1. Fast Food Connoisseur
2. Living dead
3. Billy Mays, the Oxy-Moron
4. Jumbo shrimp
5. Military intelligence
6. Modern Day Legend
7. Critical praise
8. Friendly fire
9. inexpensive luxury

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