# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2781
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55607 "2017-10-31T11:24:34Z")
No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween. 1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run 2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55608 "2017-10-31T12:40:21Z")
No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween. 1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run 2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts 3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55609 "2017-10-31T13:24:26Z")
No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween. 1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run 2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts 3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP 4. Pull down someone’s pants. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55610 "2017-10-31T13:51:42Z")
No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween. 1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run 2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts 3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP 4. Pull down someone’s pants. 5. Saran Wrap their car. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55611 "2017-10-31T13:59:59Z")
No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween. 1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run 2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts 3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP 4. Pull down someone’s pants. 5. Saran Wrap their car. 6. Throw eggs on their house and/or car. Double points for rotten eggs. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55612 "2017-10-31T14:01:02Z")
No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween. 1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run 2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts 3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP 4. Pull down someone’s pants. 5. Saran Wrap their car. 6. Walk around the neighbourhood woods with a machete in overalls and a bloodied hockey mask ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55613 "2017-10-31T14:46:02Z")
No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween. 1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run 2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts 3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP 4. Pull down someone’s pants. 5. Saran Wrap their car. 6. Throw eggs on their house and/or car. Double points for rotten eggs. 7. Walk around the neighbourhood woods with a machete in overalls and a bloodied hockey mask I’m not really a prankster type so I’m just straightening out the list. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55614 "2017-10-31T15:56:46Z")
No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween. 1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run 2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts 3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP 4. Pull down someone’s pants. 5. Saran Wrap their car. 6. Throw eggs on their house and/or car. Double points for rotten eggs. 7. Walk around the neighbourhood woods with a machete in overalls and a bloodied hockey mask 8. Put up a “Trump 2020” sign in their front yard ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55615 "2017-10-31T16:21:53Z")
No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween. 1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run 2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts 3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP 4. Pull down someone’s pants. 5. Saran Wrap their car. 6. Throw eggs on their house and/or car. Double points for rotten eggs. 7. Walk around the neighbourhood woods with a machete in overalls and a bloodied hockey mask 8. Put up a “Trump 2020” sign in their front yard 9. I unleash my kids on the neighbourhood with shaving cream! ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55616 "2017-10-31T17:14:32Z")
No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween. 1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run 2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts 3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP 4. Pull down someone’s pants. 5. Saran Wrap their car. 6. Throw eggs on their house and/or car. Double points for rotten eggs. 7. Walk around the neighbourhood woods with a machete in overalls and a bloodied hockey mask 8. Put up a “Trump 2020” sign in their front yard 9. I unleash my kids on the neighbourhood with shaving cream! 10. Set off a string of firecrackers in a jack o’ lantern. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55617 "2017-10-31T17:42:14Z")
No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween. 1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run 2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts 3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP 4. Pull down someone’s pants. 5. Saran Wrap their car. 6. Throw eggs on their house and/or car. Double points for rotten eggs. 7. Walk around the neighbourhood woods with a machete in overalls and a bloodied hockey mask 8. Put up a “Trump 2020” sign in their front yard 9. I unleash my kids on the neighbourhood with shaving cream! 10. Set off a string of firecrackers in a jack o’ lantern. 11. Cover car windows with white shoe polish ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55618 "2017-10-31T18:52:34Z")
No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween. 1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run 2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts 3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP 4. Pull down someone’s pants. 5. Saran Wrap their car. 6. Throw eggs on their house and/or car. Double points for rotten eggs. 7. Walk around the neighbourhood woods with a machete in overalls and a bloodied hockey mask 8. Put up a “Trump 2020” sign in their front yard 9. I unleash my kids on the neighbourhood with shaving cream! 10. Set off a string of firecrackers in a jack o’ lantern. 11. Cover car windows with white shoe polish 12. Write neighbor’s phone number on men’s room door, after “For a good time, call…” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55619 "2017-10-31T20:56:02Z")
No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween. 1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run 2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts 3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP 4. Pull down someone’s pants. 5. Saran Wrap their car. 6. Throw eggs on their house and/or car. Double points for rotten eggs. 7. Walk around the neighbourhood woods with a machete in overalls and a bloodied hockey mask 8. Put up a “Trump 2020” sign in their front yard 9. I unleash my kids on the neighbourhood with shaving cream! 10. Set off a string of firecrackers in a jack o’ lantern. 11. Cover car windows with white shoe polish 12. Write neighbor’s phone number on men’s room door, after “For a good time, call…” 13. When they open the door, I give them candy. New! 13 Halloween Specials that never were. 1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55620 "2017-10-31T21:38:34Z")
13 Halloween Specials that never were. 1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure 2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55621 "2017-10-31T22:33:48Z")
13 Halloween Specials that never were. 1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure 2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise 3. Pee Wee Herman’s Haunted Porn Theatre ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55622 "2017-11-01T00:06:26Z")
13 Halloween Specials that never were. 1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure 2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise 3. Pee Wee Herman’s Haunted Porn Theatre 4. Hilary and the Trump-O’Lantern ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55623 "2017-11-01T00:10:16Z")
13 Halloween Specials that never were. 1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure 2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise 3. Pee Wee Herman’s Haunted Porn Theatre 4. Hilary and the Trump-O’Lantern 5. Rescue 911: There ARE Razors in These Apples! ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55624 "2017-11-01T00:24:51Z")
13 Halloween Specials that never were. 1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure 2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise 3. Pee Wee Herman’s Haunted Porn Theatre 4. Hilary and the Trump-O’Lantern 5. Rescue 911: There ARE Razors in These Apples! 6. Can You Hear Me Now? Because I’m Calling From Inside the House ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55625 "2017-11-01T00:32:03Z")
13 Halloween Specials that never were. 1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure 2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise 3. Pee Wee Herman’s Haunted Porn Theatre 4. Hilary and the Trump-O’Lantern 5. Rescue 911: There ARE Razors in These Apples! 6. Can You Hear Me Now? Because I’m Calling From Inside the House 7. Harvey Weinstein’s Jill-O-Lanterns ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/55626 "2017-11-01T00:48:36Z")
13 Halloween Specials that never were. 1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure 2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise 3. Pee Wee Herman’s Haunted Porn Theatre 4. Hilary and the Trump-O’Lantern 5. Rescue 911: There ARE Razors in These Apples! 6. Can You Hear Me Now? Because I’m Calling From Inside the House 7. Harvey Weinstein’s Jill-O-Lanterns 8. Scooby-Doo Meets Satan [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2780) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2782)