# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2806
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56107 "2017-12-05T21:11:13Z")
Next: Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team 1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer 2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56108 "2017-12-05T21:50:53Z")
Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team 1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer 2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer 3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56109 "2017-12-05T22:46:34Z")
Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team 1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer 2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer 3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer 4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56110 "2017-12-05T22:53:06Z")
Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team 1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer 2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer 3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer 4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer 5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56111 "2017-12-06T01:37:20Z")
Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team 1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer 2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer 3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer 4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer 5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother 6. Ajax, Comet’s brother ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56112 "2017-12-06T01:54:24Z")
Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team 1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer 2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer 3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer 4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer 5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother 6. Ajax, Comet’s brother 7. Stupid, product of 233 generations of reindeer inbreeding ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56113 "2017-12-06T02:10:10Z")
Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team 1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer 2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer 3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer 4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer 5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother 6. Ajax, Comet’s brother 7. Stupid, product of 233 generations of reindeer inbreeding 8. Diamond, Vixen’s stripper-ho cousin ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56114 "2017-12-06T02:48:40Z")
Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team 1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer 2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer 3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer 4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer 5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother 6. Ajax, Comet’s brother 7. Stupid, product of 233 generations of reindeer inbreeding 8. Diamond, Vixen’s stripper-ho cousin 9. Bootlick, the brown-nose reindeer ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56115 "2017-12-06T02:55:07Z")
Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team 1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer 2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer 3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer 4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer 5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother 6. Ajax, Comet’s brother 7. Stupid, product of 233 generations of reindeer inbreeding 8. Diamond, Vixen’s stripper-ho cousin 9. Bootlick, the brown-nose reindeer 10. Rainbow, the bi-curious reindeer ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56116 "2017-12-06T03:35:57Z")
Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team 1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer 2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer 3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer 4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer 5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother 6. Ajax, Comet’s brother 7. Stupid, product of 233 generations of reindeer inbreeding 8. Diamond, Vixen’s stripper-ho cousin 9. Bootlick, the brown-nose reindeer 10. Rainbow, the bi-curious reindeer 11. Murdock, the blind reindeer with radar sense ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56117 "2017-12-06T05:07:46Z")
Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team 1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer 2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer 3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer 4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer 5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother 6. Ajax, Comet’s brother 7. Stupid, product of 233 generations of reindeer inbreeding 8. Diamond, Vixen’s stripper-ho cousin 9. Bootlick, the brown-nose reindeer 10. Rainbow, the bi-curious reindeer 11. Murdock, the blind reindeer with radar sense 12. Olive, the other reindeer > **[Olive, the Other Reindeer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive,_the_Other_Reindeer)** > > Olive, the Other Reindeer is a 1999 American 3D computer-animated Christmas comedy musical film written by Steve Young, based on the 1997 children's book by J. Otto Seibold, and directed by Academy Award-nominated animator Steve Moore (credited as "Oscar Moore"). The feature was produced by Matt Groening's The Curiosity Company and animated by DNA Productions. Drew Barrymore voices the title character, and she is credited as an executive producer on the special. > The special first aired on Dece... ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56118 "2017-12-06T14:08:51Z")
Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team 1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer 2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer 3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer 4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer 5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother 6. Ajax, Comet’s brother 7. Stupid, product of 233 generations of reindeer inbreeding 8. Diamond, Vixen’s stripper-ho cousin 9. Bootlick, the brown-nose reindeer 10. Rainbow, the bi-curious reindeer 11. Murdock, the blind reindeer with radar sense 12. Olive, the other reindeer 13. Simpson, the two dimensional, long running, but murderous reindeer Next up: Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”: 1. Joyeaux Noel (French) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56119 "2017-12-06T14:10:17Z")
Next up: Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”: 1. Joyeaux Noel (French) 2. God Jul (Swedish) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56120 "2017-12-06T14:17:46Z")
Next up: Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”: 1. Joyeaux Noel (French) 2. God Jul (Swedish) 3. Mele Kalikimaka (Hawaiian) ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56121 "2017-12-06T15:04:36Z")
Next up: Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”: 1. Joyeux Noël (French) 2. God Jul (Swedish) 3. Mele Kalikimaka (Hawaiian) 4. Maligayang Pasko (Tagalog) nitpick: amended the French spelling, [https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/french-english/joyeux-noël](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/french-english/joyeux-no%C3%ABl) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56122 "2017-12-06T15:23:03Z")
Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”: 1. Joyeux Noël (French) 2. God Jul (Swedish) 3. Mele Kalikimaka (Hawaiian) 4. Maligayang Pasko (Tagalog) 5. Feliz Navidad (Spanish) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56123 "2017-12-06T16:27:40Z")
Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”: 1. Joyeux Noël (French) 2. God Jul (Swedish) 3. Mele Kalikimaka (Hawaiian) 4. Maligayang Pasko (Tagalog) 5. Feliz Navidad (Spanish) 6. Buon Natale(Italian) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56124 "2017-12-06T17:01:25Z")
Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”: 1. Joyeux Noël (French) 2. God Jul (Swedish) 3. Mele Kalikimaka (Hawaiian) 4. Maligayang Pasko (Tagalog) 5. Feliz Navidad (Spanish) 6. Buon Natale(Italian) 7. С Рождеством! (Russian) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56125 "2017-12-06T17:02:28Z")
Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”: 1. Joyeux Noël (French) 2. God Jul (Swedish) 3. Mele Kalikimaka (Hawaiian) 4. Maligayang Pasko (Tagalog) 5. Feliz Navidad (Spanish) 6. Buon Natale(Italian) 7. С Рождеством! (Russian) 8. Kala Christougenna (Greek) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56126 "2017-12-06T18:07:37Z")
Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”: 1. Joyeux Noël (French) 2. God Jul (Swedish) 3. Mele Kalikimaka (Hawaiian) 4. Maligayang Pasko (Tagalog) 5. Feliz Navidad (Spanish) 6. Buon Natale(Italian) 7. С Рождеством! (Russian) 8. Kala Christougenna (Greek) 9. Frohe Weihnachten (German) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2805) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2807)