# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2818
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56347 "2017-12-21T23:04:38Z")
Songs about Winter with links where possible. 1. (I Love The) Winter Weather - Squirrel Nut Zippers: [I love the winter weather - Squirrel nut Zippers.flv - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ_2UTLDlgo) 2. Walking In A Winter Wonderland - Michael Bublé: [Michael Bublé - Winter Wonderland [LYRICS] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUpx9YXKUEI) 3. Let It Snow - Dean Martin: [Dean Martin - Let it Snow! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE) 4. Sleigh Ride - Leroy Anderson [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwHEqx_3BYE) 5. Ridin’ the Storm Out - REO Speedwagon [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFgEBq0EKM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFgEBq0EKM) 6. Song For A Winter’s Night - Gordon Lightfoot [Gordon Lightfoot - Song For A Winter's Night (Live In Reno) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh0Qm4R0Mpw) ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2017, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56348 "2017-12-22T06:15:37Z")
Songs about Winter with links where possible. 1. (I Love The) Winter Weather - Squirrel Nut Zippers: [I love the winter weather - Squirrel nut Zippers.flv - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ_2UTLDlgo) 2. Walking In A Winter Wonderland - Michael Bublé: [Michael Bublé - Winter Wonderland [LYRICS] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUpx9YXKUEI) 3. Let It Snow - Dean Martin: [Dean Martin - Let it Snow! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE) 4. Sleigh Ride - Leroy Anderson [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwHEqx_3BYE) 5. Ridin’ the Storm Out - REO Speedwagon [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFgEBq0EKM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFgEBq0EKM) 6. Song For A Winter’s Night - Gordon Lightfoot [Gordon Lightfoot - Song For A Winter's Night (Live In Reno) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh0Qm4R0Mpw) 7. When Icicles Hang By the Wall - William Shakespeare & Vaughan Williams [When Icicles Hang By The Wall, Vaughan Williams, Stephanie Pattison Soprano - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beMbUaij1fM) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2017, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56349 "2017-12-22T12:42:59Z")
Songs about Winter with links where possible. 1. (I Love The) Winter Weather - Squirrel Nut Zippers: [I love the winter weather - Squirrel nut Zippers.flv - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ_2UTLDlgo) 2. Walking In A Winter Wonderland - Michael Bublé: [Michael Bublé - Winter Wonderland [LYRICS] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUpx9YXKUEI) 3. Let It Snow - Dean Martin: [Dean Martin - Let it Snow! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE) 4. Sleigh Ride - Leroy Anderson [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwHEqx_3BYE) 5. Ridin’ the Storm Out - REO Speedwagon [REO Speedwagon - Ridin' the Storm Out (1981) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFgEBq0EKM) 6. Song For A Winter’s Night - Gordon Lightfoot [Gordon Lightfoot - Song For A Winter's Night (Live In Reno) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh0Qm4R0Mpw) 7. When Icicles Hang By the Wall - William Shakespeare & Vaughan Williams [When Icicles Hang By The Wall, Vaughan Williams, Stephanie Pattison Soprano - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beMbUaij1fM) 8. Winter Song - Sara Bareilles, Ingrid Michaelson: [Sara Bareilles, Ingrid Michaelson - Winter Song (Official Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkOKCWDJ4iA) ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2017, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56350 "2017-12-22T12:58:57Z")
Songs about Winter with links where possible. 1. (I Love The) Winter Weather - Squirrel Nut Zippers: [I love the winter weather - Squirrel nut Zippers.flv - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ_2UTLDlgo) 2. Walking In A Winter Wonderland - Michael Bublé: [Michael Bublé - Winter Wonderland [LYRICS] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUpx9YXKUEI) 3. Let It Snow - Dean Martin: [Dean Martin - Let it Snow! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE) 4. Sleigh Ride - Leroy Anderson [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwHEqx_3BYE) 5. Ridin’ the Storm Out - REO Speedwagon [REO Speedwagon - Ridin' the Storm Out (1981) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFgEBq0EKM) 6. Song For A Winter’s Night - Gordon Lightfoot [Gordon Lightfoot - Song For A Winter's Night (Live In Reno) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh0Qm4R0Mpw) 7. When Icicles Hang By the Wall - William Shakespeare & Vaughan Williams [When Icicles Hang By The Wall, Vaughan Williams, Stephanie Pattison Soprano - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beMbUaij1fM) 8. Winter Song - Sara Bareilles, Ingrid Michaelson: [Sara Bareilles, Ingrid Michaelson - Winter Song (Official Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkOKCWDJ4iA) 9. Baby, It’s Cold Outside - Leon Redbone & Zooey Deschanel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-4aOi3AzQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-4aOi3AzQ) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2017, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56351 "2017-12-22T14:18:10Z")
Songs about Winter with links where possible. 1. (I Love The) Winter Weather - Squirrel Nut Zippers: [I love the winter weather - Squirrel nut Zippers.flv - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ_2UTLDlgo) 2. Walking In A Winter Wonderland - Michael Bublé: [Michael Bublé - Winter Wonderland [LYRICS] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUpx9YXKUEI) 3. Let It Snow - Dean Martin: [Dean Martin - Let it Snow! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE) 4. Sleigh Ride - Leroy Anderson [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwHEqx_3BYE) 5. Ridin’ the Storm Out - REO Speedwagon [REO Speedwagon - Ridin' the Storm Out (1981) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFgEBq0EKM) 6. Song For A Winter’s Night - Gordon Lightfoot [Gordon Lightfoot - Song For A Winter's Night (Live In Reno) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh0Qm4R0Mpw) 7. When Icicles Hang By the Wall - William Shakespeare & Vaughan Williams [When Icicles Hang By The Wall, Vaughan Williams, Stephanie Pattison Soprano - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beMbUaij1fM) 8. Winter Song - Sara Bareilles, Ingrid Michaelson: [Sara Bareilles, Ingrid Michaelson - Winter Song (Official Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkOKCWDJ4iA) 9. Baby, It’s Cold Outside - Leon Redbone & Zooey Deschanel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-4aOi3AzQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-4aOi3AzQ) 10. Hazy Shade of Winter - The Bangles [The Bangles - Hazy Shade of Winter (Official Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=TxrwImCJCqk) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2017, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56352 "2017-12-22T17:09:39Z")
Songs about Winter with links where possible. 1. (I Love The) Winter Weather - Squirrel Nut Zippers: [I love the winter weather - Squirrel nut Zippers.flv - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ_2UTLDlgo) 2. Walking In A Winter Wonderland - Michael Bublé: [Michael Bublé - Winter Wonderland [LYRICS] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUpx9YXKUEI) 3. Let It Snow - Dean Martin: [Dean Martin - Let it Snow! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE) 4. Sleigh Ride - Leroy Anderson [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwHEqx_3BYE) 5. Ridin’ the Storm Out - REO Speedwagon [REO Speedwagon - Ridin' the Storm Out (1981) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFgEBq0EKM) 6. Song For A Winter’s Night - Gordon Lightfoot [Gordon Lightfoot - Song For A Winter's Night (Live In Reno) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh0Qm4R0Mpw) 7. When Icicles Hang By the Wall - William Shakespeare & Vaughan Williams [When Icicles Hang By The Wall, Vaughan Williams, Stephanie Pattison Soprano - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beMbUaij1fM) 8. Winter Song - Sara Bareilles, Ingrid Michaelson: [Sara Bareilles, Ingrid Michaelson - Winter Song (Official Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkOKCWDJ4iA) 9. Baby, It’s Cold Outside - Leon Redbone & Zooey Deschanel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-4aOi3AzQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-4aOi3AzQ) 10. Hazy Shade of Winter - The Bangles [The Bangles - Hazy Shade of Winter (Official Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=TxrwImCJCqk) 11. [By-Tor And The Snow Dog](https://youtu.be/2UU62UcP_BA) - Rush ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2017, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56353 "2017-12-22T17:16:28Z")
Songs about Winter with links where possible. 1. (I Love The) Winter Weather - Squirrel Nut Zippers: [I love the winter weather - Squirrel nut Zippers.flv - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ_2UTLDlgo) 2. Walking In A Winter Wonderland - Michael Bublé: [Michael Bublé - Winter Wonderland [LYRICS] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUpx9YXKUEI) 3. Let It Snow - Dean Martin: [Dean Martin - Let it Snow! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE) 4. Sleigh Ride - Leroy Anderson [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwHEqx_3BYE) 5. Ridin’ the Storm Out - REO Speedwagon [REO Speedwagon - Ridin' the Storm Out (1981) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFgEBq0EKM) 6. Song For A Winter’s Night - Gordon Lightfoot [Gordon Lightfoot - Song For A Winter's Night (Live In Reno) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh0Qm4R0Mpw) 7. When Icicles Hang By the Wall - William Shakespeare & Vaughan Williams [When Icicles Hang By The Wall, Vaughan Williams, Stephanie Pattison Soprano - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beMbUaij1fM) 8. Winter Song - Sara Bareilles, Ingrid Michaelson: [Sara Bareilles, Ingrid Michaelson - Winter Song (Official Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkOKCWDJ4iA) 9. Baby, It’s Cold Outside - Leon Redbone & Zooey Deschanel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-4aOi3AzQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-4aOi3AzQ) 10. Hazy Shade of Winter - The Bangles [The Bangles - Hazy Shade of Winter (Official Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=TxrwImCJCqk) 11. [By-Tor And The Snow Dog](https://youtu.be/2UU62UcP_BA) - Rush 12. [Wizards in Winter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWBjl-jPcVM) - Trans-Siberian Orchestra ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2017, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56354 "2017-12-22T18:52:23Z")
Songs about Winter with links where possible. 1. (I Love The) Winter Weather - Squirrel Nut Zippers: [I love the winter weather - Squirrel nut Zippers.flv - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ_2UTLDlgo) 2. Walking In A Winter Wonderland - Michael Bublé: [Michael Bublé - Winter Wonderland [LYRICS] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUpx9YXKUEI) 3. Let It Snow - Dean Martin: [Dean Martin - Let it Snow! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE) 4. Sleigh Ride - Leroy Anderson [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwHEqx_3BYE) 5. Ridin’ the Storm Out - REO Speedwagon [REO Speedwagon - Ridin' the Storm Out (1981) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFgEBq0EKM) 6. Song For A Winter’s Night - Gordon Lightfoot [Gordon Lightfoot - Song For A Winter's Night (Live In Reno) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh0Qm4R0Mpw) 7. When Icicles Hang By the Wall - William Shakespeare & Vaughan Williams [When Icicles Hang By The Wall, Vaughan Williams, Stephanie Pattison Soprano - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beMbUaij1fM) 8. Winter Song - Sara Bareilles, Ingrid Michaelson: [Sara Bareilles, Ingrid Michaelson - Winter Song (Official Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkOKCWDJ4iA) 9. Baby, It’s Cold Outside - Leon Redbone & Zooey Deschanel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-4aOi3AzQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-4aOi3AzQ) 10. Hazy Shade of Winter - The Bangles [The Bangles - Hazy Shade of Winter (Official Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=TxrwImCJCqk) 11. [By-Tor And The Snow Dog](https://youtu.be/2UU62UcP_BA) - Rush 12. [Wizards in Winter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWBjl-jPcVM) - Trans-Siberian Orchestra 13. Wildfire - Michael Murphey (“Oh, they say she died one winter / when there came a killing frost…”): [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mye5OsyP1sA) Next: Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill 1. CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2017, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56355 "2017-12-22T20:07:18Z")
Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill 1. CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours 2. Looting coffers is also now tax deductible. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2017, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56356 "2017-12-22T21:24:04Z")
Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill 1. CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours 2. Looting coffers is also now tax deductible. 3. The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions. ---
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Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill 1. CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours 2. Looting coffers is also now tax deductible. 3. The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions. 4. To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952. ---
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Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill 1. CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours 2. Looting coffers is also now tax deductible. 3. The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions. 4. To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952. 5. Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.) ---
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Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill 1. CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours 2. Looting coffers is also now tax deductible. 3. The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions. 4. To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952. 5. Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.) 6.Any man elected to office instead of a woman pays absolutely no, nada, zero, taxes for the rest of their life, and gets all back taxes paid back to them, with annual interest of 100%. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56360 "2017-12-24T00:58:32Z")
Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill 1. CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours 2. Looting coffers is also now tax deductible. 3. The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions. 4. To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952. 5. Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.) 6.Any man elected to office instead of a woman pays absolutely no, nada, zero, taxes for the rest of their life, and gets all back taxes paid back to them, with annual interest of 100%. 6. New box to check on 1040 if you want to finance Rock Hall of Fame elections. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56361 "2017-12-24T02:59:21Z")
Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill 1. CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours 2. Looting coffers is also now tax deductible. 3. The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions. 4. To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952. 5. Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.) 6.Any man elected to office instead of a woman pays absolutely no, nada, zero, taxes for the rest of their life, and gets all back taxes paid back to them, with annual interest of 100%. 6. New box to check on 1040 if you want to finance Rock Hall of Fame elections. 7. Tax break for those who choose coal power over sun panels and wind farms. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56362 "2017-12-24T03:00:24Z")
Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill 1. CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours 2. Looting coffers is also now tax deductible. 3. The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions. 4. To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952. 5. Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.) 6.Any man elected to office instead of a woman pays absolutely no, nada, zero, taxes for the rest of their life, and gets all back taxes paid back to them, with annual interest of 100%. 6. New box to check on 1040 if you want to finance Rock Hall of Fame elections. 7. Tax break for those who choose coal power over sun panels and wind farms. 8. Special tax incentives for states that cut the size of national parks and monuments ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56363 "2017-12-24T03:35:03Z")
Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill 1. CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours 2. Looting coffers is also now tax deductible. 3. The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions. 4. To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952. 5. Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.) 6.Any man elected to office instead of a woman pays absolutely no, nada, zero, taxes for the rest of their life, and gets all back taxes paid back to them, with annual interest of 100%. 6. New box to check on 1040 if you want to finance Rock Hall of Fame elections. 7. Tax break for those who choose coal power over sun panels and wind farms. 8. Special tax incentives for states that cut the size of national parks and monuments 9. New box to check if you want to cut the budget of the FBI or Special Counsel ---
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Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill 1. CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours 2. Looting coffers is also now tax deductible. 3. The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions. 4. To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952. 5. Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.) 6.Any man elected to office instead of a woman pays absolutely no, nada, zero, taxes for the rest of their life, and gets all back taxes paid back to them, with annual interest of 100%. 6. New box to check on 1040 if you want to finance Rock Hall of Fame elections. 7. Tax break for those who choose coal power over sun panels and wind farms. 8. Special tax incentives for states that cut the size of national parks and monuments 9. New box to check if you want to cut the budget of the FBI or Special Counsel 10. Residents of blue states that turn red will live tax-free; residents of red states that turn blue will have taxes doubled. ---
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Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill 1. CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours 2. Looting coffers is also now tax deductible. 3. The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions. 4. To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952. 5. Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.) 6.Any man elected to office instead of a woman pays absolutely no, nada, zero, taxes for the rest of their life, and gets all back taxes paid back to them, with annual interest of 100%. 6. New box to check on 1040 if you want to finance Rock Hall of Fame elections. 7. Tax break for those who choose coal power over sun panels and wind farms. 8. Special tax incentives for states that cut the size of national parks and monuments 9. New box to check if you want to cut the budget of the FBI or Special Counsel 10. Residents of blue states that turn red will live tax-free; residents of red states that turn blue will have taxes doubled. 11. Toupees, or small mammals trained to act as toupees, now fully tax-deductible ---
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Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill 1. CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours 2. Looting coffers is also now tax deductible. 3. The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions. 4. To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952. 5. Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.) 6.Any man elected to office instead of a woman pays absolutely no, nada, zero, taxes for the rest of their life, and gets all back taxes paid back to them, with annual interest of 100%. 6. New box to check on 1040 if you want to finance Rock Hall of Fame elections. 7. Tax break for those who choose coal power over sun panels and wind farms. 8. Special tax incentives for states that cut the size of national parks and monuments 9. New box to check if you want to cut the budget of the FBI or Special Counsel 10. Residents of blue states that turn red will live tax-free; residents of red states that turn blue will have taxes doubled. 11. Toupees, or small mammals trained to act as toupees, now fully tax-deductible 12. Anyone who belongs to the Black Lives Matter movement will have a special surtax to help build the Wall. New! Oddball Christmas Songs, with links. 1. Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Shep Wooley - [Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOGBm3q99BQ) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2817) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2819)