# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2819
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56367 "2017-12-24T13:17:31Z")
Oddball Christmas Songs, with links. 1. Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Shep Wooley - [Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOGBm3q99BQ) 1. I am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MECoBfNsG\_U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MECoBfNsG_U) ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56368 "2017-12-24T19:43:48Z")
Oddball Christmas Songs, with links. 1. Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Shep Wooley - [Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOGBm3q99BQ) 1. I am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MECoBfNsG\_U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MECoBfNsG_U) 2. Father Christmas, The Kinks [The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk) > **[When the Kinks Got Deceptively Festive on 'Father Christmas'](https://ultimateclassicrock.com/kinks-father-christmas/)** > > The Kinks' Father Christmas, which was released as a single on November 25, 1977, is a rather unlikely holiday song. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56369 "2017-12-24T20:56:07Z")
Oddball Christmas Songs, with links. 1. Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Shep Wooley - [Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOGBm3q99BQ) 1. I am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MECoBfNsG\_U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MECoBfNsG_U) 2. Father Christmas, The Kinks [The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk) 3. Christmas at Ground Zero, Weird Al Yankovic - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2017, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56370 "2017-12-25T13:03:35Z")
Oddball Christmas Songs, with links. 1. Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Shep Wooley - [Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOGBm3q99BQ) 1. I am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers [I Am Santa Clause (un-edited version) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MECoBfNsG_U) 2. Father Christmas, The Kinks [The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk) 3. Christmas at Ground Zero, Weird Al Yankovic - ["Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU) 4. Proper Crimbo - Bo Selecta - [Bo Selecta - Proper Crimbo - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2017, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56371 "2017-12-25T16:00:54Z")
Oddball Christmas Songs, with links. 1. Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Shep Wooley - [Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOGBm3q99BQ) 1. I am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers [I Am Santa Clause (un-edited version) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MECoBfNsG_U) 2. Father Christmas, The Kinks [The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk) 3. Christmas at Ground Zero, Weird Al Yankovic - ["Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU) 4. Proper Crimbo - Bo Selecta - [Bo Selecta - Proper Crimbo - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo) 5. No Presents for Christmas, King Diamond: [No Presents For Christmas - King Diamond - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqnl0LGWwek) ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2017, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56372 "2017-12-25T21:03:40Z")
Oddball Christmas Songs, with links. 1. Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Shep Wooley - [Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOGBm3q99BQ) 1. I am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers [I Am Santa Clause (un-edited version) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MECoBfNsG_U) 2. Father Christmas, The Kinks [The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk) 3. Christmas at Ground Zero, Weird Al Yankovic - ["Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU) 4. Proper Crimbo - Bo Selecta - [Bo Selecta - Proper Crimbo - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo) 5. No Presents for Christmas, King Diamond: [No Presents For Christmas - King Diamond - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqnl0LGWwek) 6. Let’s Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, Mystery Science Theater 3000, [MST3K - let's have a patrick swayze christmas - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icLXx69ydZ4) ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56373 "2017-12-26T02:26:11Z")
Oddball Christmas Songs, with links. 1. Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Shep Wooley - [Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOGBm3q99BQ) 1. I am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers [I Am Santa Clause (un-edited version) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MECoBfNsG_U) 2. Father Christmas, The Kinks [The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk) 3. Christmas at Ground Zero, Weird Al Yankovic - ["Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU) 4. Proper Crimbo - Bo Selecta - [Bo Selecta - Proper Crimbo - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo) 5. No Presents for Christmas, King Diamond: [No Presents For Christmas - King Diamond - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqnl0LGWwek) 6. Let’s Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, Mystery Science Theater 3000, [MST3K - let's have a patrick swayze christmas - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icLXx69ydZ4) 7. Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire - Bob Rivers [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xj-jGAJgZY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xj-jGAJgZY) ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56374 "2017-12-26T06:25:25Z")
Oddball Christmas Songs, with links. 1. Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Shep Wooley - [Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOGBm3q99BQ) 1. I am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers [I Am Santa Clause (un-edited version) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MECoBfNsG_U) 2. Father Christmas, The Kinks [The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk) 3. Christmas at Ground Zero, Weird Al Yankovic - ["Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU) 4. Proper Crimbo - Bo Selecta - [Bo Selecta - Proper Crimbo - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo) 5. No Presents for Christmas, King Diamond: [No Presents For Christmas - King Diamond - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqnl0LGWwek) 6. Let’s Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, Mystery Science Theater 3000, [MST3K - let's have a patrick swayze christmas - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icLXx69ydZ4) 7. Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire - Bob Rivers [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xj-jGAJgZY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xj-jGAJgZY) 8. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Elmo and Patsy [Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw) ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56375 "2017-12-26T14:21:07Z")
Oddball Christmas Songs, with links. 1. Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Shep Wooley - [Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOGBm3q99BQ) 1. I am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers [I Am Santa Clause (un-edited version) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MECoBfNsG_U) 2. Father Christmas, The Kinks [The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk) 3. Christmas at Ground Zero, Weird Al Yankovic - ["Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU) 4. Proper Crimbo - Bo Selecta - [Bo Selecta - Proper Crimbo - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo) 5. No Presents for Christmas, King Diamond: [No Presents For Christmas - King Diamond - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqnl0LGWwek) 6. Let’s Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, Mystery Science Theater 3000, [MST3K - let's have a patrick swayze christmas - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icLXx69ydZ4) 7. Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire - Bob Rivers [Bob Rivers - Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire - High Quality - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xj-jGAJgZY) 8. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Elmo and Patsy [Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw) 9. 12 Days of Christmas by Bob & Doug Mackenzie [Great White North Christmas! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXKdBJ7HKOU) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56376 "2017-12-26T14:24:24Z")
Oddball Christmas Songs, with links. 1. Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Shep Wooley - [Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOGBm3q99BQ) 1. I am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers [I Am Santa Clause (un-edited version) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MECoBfNsG_U) 2. Father Christmas, The Kinks [The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk) 3. Christmas at Ground Zero, Weird Al Yankovic - ["Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU) 4. Proper Crimbo - Bo Selecta - [Bo Selecta - Proper Crimbo - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo) 5. No Presents for Christmas, King Diamond: [No Presents For Christmas - King Diamond - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqnl0LGWwek) 6. Let’s Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, Mystery Science Theater 3000, [MST3K - let's have a patrick swayze christmas - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icLXx69ydZ4) 7. Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire - Bob Rivers [Bob Rivers - Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire - High Quality - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xj-jGAJgZY) 8. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Elmo and Patsy [Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw) 9. 12 Days of Christmas by Bob & Doug Mackenzie [Great White North Christmas! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXKdBJ7HKOU) 10. 12 Days of Christmas, Jersey Style: [12 Days of Christmas …Jersey Style! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfaKCB3VGeo) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56377 "2017-12-26T15:54:33Z")
Oddball Christmas Songs, with links. 1. Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Shep Wooley - [Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOGBm3q99BQ) 1. I am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers [I Am Santa Clause (un-edited version) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MECoBfNsG_U) 2. Father Christmas, The Kinks [The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk) 3. Christmas at Ground Zero, Weird Al Yankovic - ["Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU) 4. Proper Crimbo - Bo Selecta - [Bo Selecta - Proper Crimbo - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo) 5. No Presents for Christmas, King Diamond: [No Presents For Christmas - King Diamond - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqnl0LGWwek) 6. Let’s Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, Mystery Science Theater 3000, [MST3K - let's have a patrick swayze christmas - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icLXx69ydZ4) 7. Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire - Bob Rivers [Bob Rivers - Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire - High Quality - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xj-jGAJgZY) 8. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Elmo and Patsy [Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw) 9. 12 Days of Christmas by Bob & Doug Mackenzie [Great White North Christmas! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXKdBJ7HKOU) 10. 12 Days of Christmas, Jersey Style: [12 Days of Christmas …Jersey Style! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfaKCB3VGeo) 11. Blue Xmas (For Whom It May Concern) -Bob Dorough with Miles Davis Sextet - [Bob Dorough with Miles Davis Sextet - Blue Xmas (To Whom It May Concern) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqZ1O0YhY5Q) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56378 "2017-12-26T18:17:31Z")
Oddball Christmas Songs, with links. 1. Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Shep Wooley - [Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOGBm3q99BQ) 1. I am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers [I Am Santa Clause (un-edited version) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MECoBfNsG_U) 2. Father Christmas, The Kinks [The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk) 3. Christmas at Ground Zero, Weird Al Yankovic - ["Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU) 4. Proper Crimbo - Bo Selecta - [Bo Selecta - Proper Crimbo - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo) 5. No Presents for Christmas, King Diamond: [No Presents For Christmas - King Diamond - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqnl0LGWwek) 6. Let’s Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, Mystery Science Theater 3000, [MST3K - let's have a patrick swayze christmas - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icLXx69ydZ4) 7. Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire - Bob Rivers [Bob Rivers - Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire - High Quality - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xj-jGAJgZY) 8. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Elmo and Patsy [Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw) 9. 12 Days of Christmas by Bob & Doug Mackenzie [Great White North Christmas! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXKdBJ7HKOU) 10. 12 Days of Christmas, Jersey Style: [12 Days of Christmas …Jersey Style! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfaKCB3VGeo) 11. Blue Xmas (For Whom It May Concern) -Bob Dorough with Miles Davis Sextet - [Bob Dorough with Miles Davis Sextet - Blue Xmas (To Whom It May Concern) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqZ1O0YhY5Q) 12. [The Night Santa Went Crazy](https://youtu.be/Tb-Mce9VpmY) - Weird Al Yankovic New Topic - Trump’s New Year Resolutions 1. Add Kenya to his travel ban list and announce Obama’s deportation. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56379 "2017-12-26T18:39:50Z")
New Topic - Trump’s New Year Resolutions 1. Add Kenya to his travel ban list and announce Obama’s deportation. 2. Confeve the fake news media. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56380 "2017-12-26T18:55:46Z")
Trump’s New Year Resolutions 1. Add Kenya to his travel ban list and announce Obama’s deportation. 2. Confeve the fake news media. 3. Don’t change a thing- all my previous “blunders” have gotten me this far! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56381 "2017-12-26T18:58:44Z")
Trump’s New Year Resolutions 1. Add Kenya to his travel ban list and announce Obama’s deportation. 2. Confeve the fake news media. 3. Don’t change a thing- all my previous “blunders” have gotten me this far! 4. Recognize Amsterdam as the Netherlands’ official capital (no more of this “The Hague” shit!) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56382 "2017-12-26T19:11:40Z")
Trump’s New Year Resolutions 1. Add Kenya to his travel ban list and announce Obama’s deportation. 2. Confeve the fake news media. 3. Don’t change a thing- all my previous “blunders” have gotten me this far! 4. Recognize Amsterdam as the Netherlands’ official capital (no more of this “The Hague” shit!) 5. Start “The President’s Life Matters (Not Yours)” movement. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56383 "2017-12-26T20:48:24Z")
Trump’s New Year Resolutions 1. Add Kenya to his travel ban list and announce Obama’s deportation. 2. Confeve the fake news media. 3. Don’t change a thing- all my previous “blunders” have gotten me this far! 4. Recognize Amsterdam as the Netherlands’ official capital (no more of this “The Hague” shit!) 5. Start “The President’s Life Matters (Not Yours)” movement. 6. Try to find a little free time to golf. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56384 "2017-12-27T02:44:03Z")
Trump’s New Year Resolutions 1. Add Kenya to his travel ban list and announce Obama’s deportation. 2. Confeve the fake news media. 3. Don’t change a thing- all my previous “blunders” have gotten me this far! 4. Recognize Amsterdam as the Netherlands’ official capital (no more of this “The Hague” shit!) 5. Start “The President’s Life Matters (Not Yours)” movement. 6. Try to find a little free time to golf. 7. Meet with Lisa Simpson, she has an important agenda. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56385 "2017-12-27T03:20:17Z")
Trump’s New Year Resolutions 1. Add Kenya to his travel ban list and announce Obama’s deportation. 2. Confeve the fake news media. 3. Don’t change a thing- all my previous “blunders” have gotten me this far! 4. Recognize Amsterdam as the Netherlands’ official capital (no more of this “The Hague” shit!) 5. Start “The President’s Life Matters (Not Yours)” movement. 6. Try to find a little free time to golf. 7. Meet with Lisa Simpson, she has an important agenda. 8. Rename Mar-a-Lago Golf Resort to “The Winter Palace.” ---
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Trump’s New Year Resolutions 1. Add Kenya to his travel ban list and announce Obama’s deportation. 2. Confeve the fake news media. 3. Don’t change a thing- all my previous “blunders” have gotten me this far! 4. Recognize Amsterdam as the Netherlands’ official capital (no more of this “The Hague” shit!) 5. Start “The President’s Life Matters (Not Yours)” movement. 6. Try to find a little free time to golf. 7. Meet with Lisa Simpson, she has an important agenda. 8. Rename Mar-a-Lago Golf Resort to “The Winter Palace.” 9. Follow through on his “Make America Great Again” promise by resigning. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2818) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2820)