# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 282
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5621 "2011-05-27T19:32:53Z")
Things overheard during the recent Royal Wedding 1. “How soon do you think their kids will go bald?” 2. “Nice … uhh… hat.” 3. “I’ll give Pippa a thousand pounds to bend over from her waist.” 4. “Who’s that lady in yellow that people keep bowing to?” 5. “What’s this ‘Droit du seigneur’ custom that Prince Philip keeps talking about?” 6. “All right, I’ll sit next to Elton John, but don’t ask me to sing anything next to him.” 7. “It’s not the fact the ring belong to his mother that bothers me, it’s the fact that she was buried with it.” ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5622 "2011-05-28T05:01:42Z")
Things overheard during the recent Royal Wedding 1. “How soon do you think their kids will go bald?” 2. “Nice … uhh… hat.” 3. “I’ll give Pippa a thousand pounds to bend over from her waist.” 4. “Who’s that lady in yellow that people keep bowing to?” 5. “What’s this ‘Droit du seigneur’ custom that Prince Philip keeps talking about?” 6. “All right, I’ll sit next to Elton John, but don’t ask me to sing anything next to him.” 7. “It’s not the fact the ring belong to his mother that bothers me, it’s the fact that she was buried with it.” 8. “I bet Zsa Zsa’s still alive when William becomes King.” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5623 "2011-05-28T05:09:29Z")
Things overheard during the recent Royal Wedding 1. “How soon do you think their kids will go bald?” 2. “Nice … uhh… hat.” 3. “I’ll give Pippa a thousand pounds to bend over from her waist.” 4. “Who’s that lady in yellow that people keep bowing to?” 5. “What’s this ‘Droit du seigneur’ custom that Prince Philip keeps talking about?” 6. “All right, I’ll sit next to Elton John, but don’t ask me to sing anything next to him.” 7. “It’s not the fact the ring belong to his mother that bothers me, it’s the fact that she was buried with it.” 8. “I bet Zsa Zsa’s still alive when William becomes King.” 9. QE2’s announcement: “And now everybody look under your seats… you’re all going home with ROYAL WEDDING: The Video Game and a copy of the new Bruno Mars CD!” ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5624 "2011-05-28T11:06:29Z")
Things overheard during the recent Royal Wedding 1. “How soon do you think their kids will go bald?” 2. “Nice … uhh… hat.” 3. “I’ll give Pippa a thousand pounds to bend over from her waist.” 4. “Who’s that lady in yellow that people keep bowing to?” 5. “What’s this ‘Droit du seigneur’ custom that Prince Philip keeps talking about?” 6. “All right, I’ll sit next to Elton John, but don’t ask me to sing anything next to him.” 7. “It’s not the fact the ring belong to his mother that bothers me, it’s the fact that she was buried with it.” 8. “I bet Zsa Zsa’s still alive when William becomes King.” 9. QE2’s announcement: “And now everybody look under your seats… you’re all going home with ROYAL WEDDING: The Video Game and a copy of the new Bruno Mars CD!” 10. “I’d wager he _had_ to marry her.” ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5625 "2011-05-28T12:13:54Z")
Things overheard during the recent Royal Wedding 1. “How soon do you think their kids will go bald?” 2. “Nice … uhh… hat.” 3. “I’ll give Pippa a thousand pounds to bend over from her waist.” 4. “Who’s that lady in yellow that people keep bowing to?” 5. “What’s this ‘Droit du seigneur’ custom that Prince Philip keeps talking about?” 6. “All right, I’ll sit next to Elton John, but don’t ask me to sing anything next to him.” 7. “It’s not the fact the ring belong to his mother that bothers me, it’s the fact that she was buried with it.” 8. “I bet Zsa Zsa’s still alive when William becomes King.” 9. QE2’s announcement: “And now everybody look under your seats… you’re all going home with ROYAL WEDDING: The Video Game and a copy of the new Bruno Mars CD!” 10. “I’d wager he had to marry her.” 11. You call THAT a kiss? ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5626 "2011-05-28T13:59:40Z")
Things overheard during the recent Royal Wedding 1. “How soon do you think their kids will go bald?” 2. “Nice … uhh… hat.” 3. “I’ll give Pippa a thousand pounds to bend over from her waist.” 4. “Who’s that lady in yellow that people keep bowing to?” 5. “What’s this ‘Droit du seigneur’ custom that Prince Philip keeps talking about?” 6. “All right, I’ll sit next to Elton John, but don’t ask me to sing anything next to him.” 7. “It’s not the fact the ring belong to his mother that bothers me, it’s the fact that she was buried with it.” 8. “I bet Zsa Zsa’s still alive when William becomes King.” 9. QE2’s announcement: “And now everybody look under your seats… you’re all going home with ROYAL WEDDING: The Video Game and a copy of the new Bruno Mars CD!” 10. “I’d wager he had to marry her.” 11. You call THAT a kiss? 12. That’s not the horse he rode in on, that’s his auntie! ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5627 "2011-05-28T18:07:05Z")
Things overheard during the recent Royal Wedding 1. “How soon do you think their kids will go bald?” 2. “Nice … uhh… hat.” 3. “I’ll give Pippa a thousand pounds to bend over from her waist.” 4. “Who’s that lady in yellow that people keep bowing to?” 5. “What’s this ‘Droit du seigneur’ custom that Prince Philip keeps talking about?” 6. “All right, I’ll sit next to Elton John, but don’t ask me to sing anything next to him.” 7. “It’s not the fact the ring belong to his mother that bothers me, it’s the fact that she was buried with it.” 8. “I bet Zsa Zsa’s still alive when William becomes King.” 9. QE2’s announcement: “And now everybody look under your seats… you’re all going home with ROYAL WEDDING: The Video Game and a copy of the new Bruno Mars CD!” 10. “I’d wager he had to marry her.” 11. You call THAT a kiss? 12. That’s not the horse he rode in on, that’s his auntie! 13. “Hello, Beatrice, it’s so hat to see you again. I mean, it’s so lovely to hat you again.” Passing on naming a new category. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5628 "2011-05-28T18:13:41Z")
Ok I’ll bite: "Ask the person who knows \_\_\_\_\_\_ " threads you would like to see on SDMB. 1. Ask the person who knows what really happened at Tiger Woods house on Thanksgiving night, 2009 ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5629 "2011-05-28T20:31:43Z")
Ok I’ll bite: "Ask the person who knows \_\_\_\_\_\_ " threads you would like to see on SDMB. 1. Ask the person who knows what really happened at Tiger Woods house on Thanksgiving night, 2009 2. As the person who knows what Kirk Cameron’s nipples look like ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5630 "2011-05-28T23:44:39Z")
Ok I’ll bite: "Ask the person who knows \_\_\_\_\_\_ " threads you would like to see on SDMB. 1. Ask the person who knows what really happened at Tiger Woods house on Thanksgiving night, 2009 2. As the person who knows what Kirk Cameron’s nipples look like 3. Ask the person who knows what cats are really seeing when they suddenly go insane and attack nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5631 "2011-05-29T00:08:58Z")
"Ask the person who knows \_\_\_\_\_\_ " threads you would like to see on SDMB. 1. Ask the person who knows what really happened at Tiger Woods house on Thanksgiving night, 2009 2. As the person who knows what Kirk Cameron’s nipples look like 3. Ask the person who knows what cats are really seeing when they suddenly go insane and attack nothing. 4. Ask the person who knows a Jew ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5632 "2011-05-29T01:47:52Z")
"Ask the person who knows \_\_\_\_\_\_ " threads you would like to see on SDMB. 1. Ask the person who knows what really happened at Tiger Woods house on Thanksgiving night, 2009 2. As the person who knows what Kirk Cameron’s nipples look like 3. Ask the person who knows what cats are really seeing when they suddenly go insane and attack nothing. 4. Ask the person who knows a Jew 5. Ask the person who’s seen Megan Fox naked and has pictures ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5633 "2011-05-29T02:05:05Z")
"Ask the person who knows \_\_\_\_\_\_ " threads you would like to see on SDMB. 1. Ask the person who knows what really happened at Tiger Woods house on Thanksgiving night, 2009 2. As the person who knows what Kirk Cameron’s nipples look like 3. Ask the person who knows what cats are really seeing when they suddenly go insane and attack nothing. 4. Ask the person who knows a Jew 5. Ask the person who’s seen Megan Fox naked and has pictures 6. Ask the person who figured out cold fusion ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5634 "2011-05-29T04:37:50Z")
"Ask the person who knows \_\_\_\_\_\_ " threads you would like to see on SDMB. 1. Ask the person who knows what really happened at Tiger Woods house on Thanksgiving night, 2009 2. As the person who knows what Kirk Cameron’s nipples look like 3. Ask the person who knows what cats are really seeing when they suddenly go insane and attack nothing. 4. Ask the person who knows a Jew 5. Ask the person who’s seen Megan Fox naked and has pictures 6. Ask the person who figured out cold fusion 7. Ask the person who knows who killed JFK ---
**Author:** ![Frau\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@Frau\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frau_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5635 "2011-05-29T04:39:30Z")
"Ask the person who knows \_\_\_\_\_\_ " threads you would like to see on SDMB. 1. Ask the person who knows what really happened at Tiger Woods house on Thanksgiving night, 2009 2. As the person who knows what Kirk Cameron’s nipples look like 3. Ask the person who knows what cats are really seeing when they suddenly go insane and attack nothing. 4. Ask the person who knows a Jew 5. Ask the person who’s seen Megan Fox naked and has pictures 6. Ask the person who figured out cold fusion 7. Ask the person who knows who killed JFK 8. Ask the person who drafted the Bill of Rights ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5636 "2011-05-29T05:09:48Z")
"Ask the person who knows \_\_\_\_\_\_ " threads you would like to see on SDMB. 1. Ask the person who knows what really happened at Tiger Woods house on Thanksgiving night, 2009 2. As the person who knows what Kirk Cameron’s nipples look like 3. Ask the person who knows what cats are really seeing when they suddenly go insane and attack nothing. 4. Ask the person who knows a Jew 5. Ask the person who’s seen Megan Fox naked and has pictures 6. Ask the person who figured out cold fusion 7. Ask the person who knows who killed JFK 8. Ask the person who drafted the Bill of Rights 9. Ask the person who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5637 "2011-05-29T12:48:59Z")
"Ask the person who knows \_\_\_\_\_\_ " threads you would like to see on SDMB. 1. Ask the person who knows what really happened at Tiger Woods house on Thanksgiving night, 2009 2. Ask the person who knows what Kirk Cameron’s nipples look like 3. Ask the person who knows what cats are really seeing when they suddenly go insane and attack nothing. 4. Ask the person who knows a Jew 5. Ask the person who’s seen Megan Fox naked and has pictures 6. Ask the person who figured out cold fusion 7. Ask the person who knows who killed JFK 8. Ask the person who drafted the Bill of Rights 9. Ask the person who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong 10. Ask the person who believes OJ Simpson is innocent ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5638 "2011-05-29T15:22:56Z")
"Ask the person who knows \_\_\_\_\_\_ " threads you would like to see on SDMB. 1. Ask the person who knows what really happened at Tiger Woods house on Thanksgiving night, 2009 2. Ask the person who knows what Kirk Cameron’s nipples look like 3. Ask the person who knows what cats are really seeing when they suddenly go insane and attack nothing. 4. Ask the person who knows a Jew 5. Ask the person who’s seen Megan Fox naked and has pictures 6. Ask the person who figured out cold fusion 7. Ask the person who knows who killed JFK 8. Ask the person who drafted the Bill of Rights 9. Ask the person who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong 10. Ask the person who believes OJ Simpson is innocent 11. Ask the person who wrote the Book of Love ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5639 "2011-05-29T18:26:24Z")
Ask the person who knows \_\_\_\_\_\_ " threads you would like to see on SDMB. 1. Ask the person who knows what really happened at Tiger Woods house on Thanksgiving night, 2009 2. Ask the person who knows what Kirk Cameron’s nipples look like 3. Ask the person who knows what cats are really seeing when they suddenly go insane and attack nothing. 4. Ask the person who knows a Jew 5. Ask the person who’s seen Megan Fox naked and has pictures 6. Ask the person who figured out cold fusion 7. Ask the person who knows who killed JFK 8. Ask the person who drafted the Bill of Rights 9. Ask the person who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong 10. Ask the person who believes OJ Simpson is innocent 11. Ask the person who wrote the Book of Love 12. Ask the person who knows how to make a Jack Russell Terrier mind ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/5640 "2011-05-29T18:36:57Z")
Ask the person who knows \_\_\_\_\_\_ " threads you would like to see on SDMB. 1. Ask the person who knows what really happened at Tiger Woods house on Thanksgiving night, 2009 2. Ask the person who knows what Kirk Cameron’s nipples look like 3. Ask the person who knows what cats are really seeing when they suddenly go insane and attack nothing. 4. Ask the person who knows a Jew 5. Ask the person who’s seen Megan Fox naked and has pictures 6. Ask the person who figured out cold fusion 7. Ask the person who knows who killed JFK 8. Ask the person who drafted the Bill of Rights 9. Ask the person who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong 10. Ask the person who believes OJ Simpson is innocent 11. Ask the person who wrote the Book of Love 12. Ask the person who knows how to make a Jack Russell Terrier mind 13. Ask the person who knows what’s really going on in the Bermuda Triangle Next: Fictional child/teen detectives 1. The Three Investigators [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=281) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=283)