# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2820
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56387 "2017-12-27T13:55:17Z")
Trump’s New Year Resolutions 1. Add Kenya to his travel ban list and announce Obama’s deportation. 2. Confeve the fake news media. 3. Don’t change a thing- all my previous “blunders” have gotten me this far! 4. Recognize Amsterdam as the Netherlands’ official capital (no more of this “The Hague” shit!) 5. Start “The President’s Life Matters (Not Yours)” movement. 6. Try to find a little free time to golf. 7. Meet with Lisa Simpson, she has an important agenda. 8. Rename Mar-a-Lago Golf Resort to “The Winter Palace.” 9. Follow through on his “Make America Great Again” promise by resigning. 10. Blame the Russians on Mike Pence. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56388 "2017-12-27T14:10:32Z")
Trump’s New Year Resolutions 1. Add Kenya to his travel ban list and announce Obama’s deportation. 2. Confeve the fake news media. 3. Don’t change a thing- all my previous “blunders” have gotten me this far! 4. Recognize Amsterdam as the Netherlands’ official capital (no more of this “The Hague” shit!) 5. Start “The President’s Life Matters (Not Yours)” movement. 6. Try to find a little free time to golf. 7. Meet with Lisa Simpson, she has an important agenda. 8. Rename Mar-a-Lago Golf Resort to “The Winter Palace.” 9. Follow through on his “Make America Great Again” promise by resigning. 10. Blame the Russians on Mike Pence. 11. Blame Jared Kushner on the Russians ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56389 "2017-12-27T14:34:48Z")
Trump’s New Year Resolutions 1. Add Kenya to his travel ban list and announce Obama’s deportation. 2. Confeve the fake news media. 3. Don’t change a thing- all my previous “blunders” have gotten me this far! 4. Recognize Amsterdam as the Netherlands’ official capital (no more of this “The Hague” shit!) 5. Start “The President’s Life Matters (Not Yours)” movement. 6. Try to find a little free time to golf. 7. Meet with Lisa Simpson, she has an important agenda. 8. Rename Mar-a-Lago Golf Resort to “The Winter Palace.” 9. Follow through on his “Make America Great Again” promise by resigning. 10. Blame the Russians on Mike Pence. 11. Blame Jared Kushner on the Russians 12. Send out more silly Tweets, then watch libs go nuts! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56390 "2017-12-27T14:45:40Z")
Trump’s New Year Resolutions 1. Add Kenya to his travel ban list and announce Obama’s deportation. 2. Confeve the fake news media. 3. Don’t change a thing- all my previous “blunders” have gotten me this far! 4. Recognize Amsterdam as the Netherlands’ official capital (no more of this “The Hague” shit!) 5. Start “The President’s Life Matters (Not Yours)” movement. 6. Try to find a little free time to golf. 7. Meet with Lisa Simpson, she has an important agenda. 8. Rename Mar-a-Lago Golf Resort to “The Winter Palace.” 9. Follow through on his “Make America Great Again” promise by resigning. 10. Blame the Russians on Mike Pence. 11. Blame Jared Kushner on the Russians 12. Send out more silly Tweets, then watch libs go nuts! 13. Have myself declared KING OF THE WORLD!!! Since we did famous Joes, next up: Famous Janes 1. Jane Lynch - actress ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56391 "2017-12-27T15:44:32Z")
Famous Janes 1. Jane Lynch - actress 2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56392 "2017-12-27T15:51:08Z")
Famous Janes 1. Jane Lynch - actress 2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress 3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown Did Dick and Jane even have last names? If so, what might it be - Rabinowicz, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56393 "2017-12-27T16:14:05Z")
Famous Janes 1. Jane Lynch - actress 2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress 3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown 4. Jane Fonda - actress ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56394 "2017-12-27T17:15:51Z")
[quote=“Prof.Pepperwinkle, post:56393, topic:549173”] Famous Janes 1. Jane Lynch - actress 2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress 3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown 4. Jane Fonda - actress 5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56395 "2017-12-27T17:42:50Z")
Famous Janes 1. Jane Lynch - actress 2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress 3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown 4. Jane Fonda - actress 5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer 6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56396 "2017-12-27T17:54:16Z")
Famous Janes 1. Jane Lynch - actress 2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress 3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown 4. Jane Fonda - actress 5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer 6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal 7. Jane Goodall ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56397 "2017-12-27T18:04:54Z")
Famous Janes 1. Jane Lynch - actress 2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress 3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown 4. Jane Fonda - actress 5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer 6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal 7. Jane Goodall 8. Lady Jane Grey ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56398 "2017-12-27T18:06:35Z")
Famous Janes 1. Jane Lynch - actress 2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress 3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown 4. Jane Fonda - actress 5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer 6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal 7. Jane Goodall 8. Lady Jane Grey 9. Sweet Jane by Velvet Ungerground ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56399 "2017-12-27T18:10:11Z")
Famous Janes 1. Jane Lynch - actress 2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress 3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown 4. Jane Fonda - actress 5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer 6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal 7. Jane Goodall 8. Sweet Jane by Velvet Underground 9. Jane Austen - novelist ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56400 "2017-12-27T18:31:18Z")
Famous Janes 1. Jane Lynch - actress 2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress 3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown 4. Jane Fonda - actress 5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer 6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal 7. Jane Goodall 8. Sweet Jane by Velvet Underground 9. Jane Austen - novelist 10. Ivana Trump (“Ivana” is the Slavic version of “Jane”) ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56401 "2017-12-27T18:34:44Z")
Famous Janes 1. Jane Lynch - actress 2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress 3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown 4. Jane Fonda - actress 5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer 6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal 7. Jane Goodall 8. Sweet Jane by Velvet Underground 9. Jane Austen - novelist 10. Ivana Trump 11. Jane Porter - Tarzan’s wife ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56402 "2017-12-27T18:36:52Z")
Famous Janes 1. Jane Lynch - actress 2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress 3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown 4. Jane Fonda - actress 5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer 6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal 7. Jane Goodall 8. Sweet Jane by Velvet Underground 9. Jane Austen - novelist 10. Ivana Trump 11. Jane Porter - Tarzan’s wife 12. Jane Russell - actress ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56403 "2017-12-27T19:31:07Z")
Famous Janes 1. Jane Lynch - actress 2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress 3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown 4. Jane Fonda - actress 5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer 6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal 7. Jane Goodall 8. Sweet Jane by Velvet Underground 9. Jane Austen - novelist 10. Ivana Trump 11. Jane Porter - Tarzan’s wife 12. Jane Russell - actress 13. Jane Curtin - actress Ways to prepare/serve eggs 1. Poached ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56404 "2017-12-27T19:45:35Z")
Ways to prepare/serve eggs 1. Poached 2. Sunny Side Up ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56405 "2017-12-27T21:16:44Z")
Ways to prepare/serve eggs 1. Poached 2. Sunny Side Up 3. Scrambled ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56406 "2017-12-27T21:24:43Z")
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