# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2827
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56527 "2018-01-08T02:19:40Z")
If you could magically travel anywhere by just wishing, where would you go? 1. Samoa–warm, and I want to see Robert Louis Stevenson’s last home 2. A beautiful private beach in the Caribbean somewhere 3. Mars. Even assuming it’d be a very short one-way trip, What a way to go! 4. Germany’s theatre district. See some non-English musicals. 5. Musee D’Orsay - home to a wealth of Impressionist paintings 6. England/the U.K. Been wanting to go back for years. 7. Midair above the Grand Canyon (without falling) 8. Disney World 9. The Hermitage in Petersburg, Russia 10. Jacksonville FL to see the football game tomorrow 11. St. Helena Island. Pretty hard to get there any other way. 12. The moon. So I can see the earth rise. 13. Athens, Greece. I’d like to see the Acropolis. Next: Animals you look forward to seeing at the zoo. 1. Tigers. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56528 "2018-01-08T02:22:54Z")
Animals you look forward to seeing at the zoo. 1. Tigers. 2. Elephants. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56529 "2018-01-08T05:55:25Z")
Animals you look forward to seeing at the zoo. 1. Tigers. 2. Elephants. 3. Penguins ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56530 "2018-01-08T06:05:29Z")
Animals you look forward to seeing at the zoo. 1. Tigers. 2. Elephants 3. Penguins 4. Red pandas > **[Red panda](https://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/red-panda)** > > Red pandas, like giant pandas, are bamboo eaters native to Asia’s high forests. Despite these similarities and their shared name, the two species are not closely related. Red pandas are much smaller than giant pandas and are the only living member of... ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56531 "2018-01-08T11:33:27Z")
Animals you look forward to seeing at the zoo. 1. Tigers. 2. Elephants 3. Penguins 4. Red pandas 5. Giraffes ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56532 "2018-01-08T15:33:02Z")
Animals you look forward to seeing at the zoo. 1. Tigers. 2. Elephants 3. Penguins 4. Red pandas 5. Giraffes 6. Seals ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56533 "2018-01-08T15:41:04Z")
Animals you look forward to seeing at the zoo. 1. Tigers. 2. Elephants 3. Penguins 4. Red pandas 5. Giraffes 6. Seals 7. Lions ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56534 "2018-01-08T15:48:44Z")
Animals you look forward to seeing at the zoo. 1. Tigers. 2. Elephants 3. Penguins 4. Red pandas 5. Giraffes 6. Seals 7. Lions 8. Sea Lions ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56535 "2018-01-08T18:17:34Z")
Animals you look forward to seeing at the zoo. 1. Tigers 2. Elephants 3. Penguins 4. Red pandas 5. Giraffes 6. Seals 7. Lions 8. Sea Lions 9. Cheetahs Sleek, beautiful, ultrafast - and their cubs are adorable: [https://kids.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/kids/photos/animals/Mammals/A-G/cheetah-mom-cubs.ngsversion.1461770750320.adapt.945.1.jpg](https://kids.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/kids/photos/animals/Mammals/A-G/cheetah-mom-cubs.ngsversion.1461770750320.adapt.945.1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56536 "2018-01-08T18:25:13Z")
Animals you look forward to seeing at the zoo. 1. Tigers 2. Elephants 3. Penguins 4. Red pandas 5. Giraffes 6. Seals 7. Lions 8. Sea Lions 9. Cheetahs 10. Hippos ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56537 "2018-01-08T19:22:04Z")
Animals you look forward to seeing at the zoo. 1. Tigers 2. Elephants 3. Penguins 4. Red pandas 5. Giraffes 6. Seals 7. Lions 8. Sea Lions 9. Cheetahs 10. Hippos 11. Bald eagles Strikingly majestic: [https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/dba00a21f9448dcbdf124b912df7088dcabcc972/c=120-0-2001-1414&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2017/01/19/SNJGroup/Vineland/636204138978792183-GettyImages-590579408.jpg](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/dba00a21f9448dcbdf124b912df7088dcabcc972/c=120-0-2001-1414&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2017/01/19/SNJGroup/Vineland/636204138978792183-GettyImages-590579408.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56538 "2018-01-08T19:31:26Z")
Animals you look forward to seeing at the zoo. 1. Tigers 2. Elephants 3. Penguins 4. Red pandas 5. Giraffes 6. Seals 7. Lions 8. Sea Lions 9. Cheetahs 10. Hippos 11. Bald eagles 12. Primates ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56539 "2018-01-08T19:37:56Z")
Animals you look forward to seeing at the zoo. 1. Tigers 2. Elephants 3. Penguins 4. Red pandas 5. Giraffes 6. Seals 7. Lions 8. Sea Lions 9. Cheetahs 10. Hippos 11. Bald eagles 12. Primates 13. Polar Bears 13 of the 50 ways (to leave your lover) 1. Slip out the back, Jack ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56540 "2018-01-08T20:22:01Z")
13 of the 50 ways (to leave your lover) 1. Slip out the back, Jack 2. Make a new plan, Stan ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56541 "2018-01-08T20:27:18Z")
13 of the 50 ways (to leave your lover) 1. Slip out the back, Jack 2. Make a new plan, Stan 3. Hop on the bus, Gus (Note: the song only list five ways, so some creativity will be required.) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56542 "2018-01-08T21:22:05Z")
13 of the 50 ways (to leave your lover) 1. Slip out the back, Jack 2. Make a new plan, Stan 3. No need to be coy, Roy (not really a way, but ignore that) 4. Hop on the bus, Gus ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56543 "2018-01-08T21:28:41Z")
13 of the 50 ways (to leave your lover) 1. Slip out the back, Jack 2. Make a new plan, Stan 3. No need to be coy, Roy (not really a way, but ignore that) 4. Hop on the bus, Gus 5. Drop off the key, Lee ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56544 "2018-01-08T21:37:39Z")
13 of the 50 ways (to leave your lover) 1. Slip out the back, Jack 2. Make a new plan, Stan 3. No need to be coy, Roy (not really a way, but ignore that) 4. Hop on the bus, Gus 5. Drop off the key, Lee 6. Kick 'er out of bed, Jed ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56545 "2018-01-08T21:40:22Z")
13 of the 50 ways (to leave your lover) 1. Slip out the back, Jack 2. Make a new plan, Stan 3. No need to be coy, Roy (not really a way, but ignore that) 4. Hop on the bus, Gus 5. Drop off the key, Lee 6. Kick 'er out of bed, Jed 7. Hop in the Uber, Goober ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56546 "2018-01-08T21:43:18Z")
13 of the 50 ways (to leave your lover) 1. Slip out the back, Jack 2. Make a new plan, Stan 3. No need to be coy, Roy (not really a way, but ignore that) 4. Hop on the bus, Gus 5. Drop off the key, Lee 6. Kick 'er out of bed, Jed 7. Hop in the Uber, Goober 8. Get on a plane, Shane! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2826) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2828)