# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2849
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56967 "2018-01-31T23:04:11Z")
Things you might see in the sky. 1. Clouds 2. vapor trails 3. birds 4. the Moon 5. Superman 6. Airplanes 7. the sun 8. blimps 9. Sirius ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56968 "2018-01-31T23:09:23Z")
Things you might see in the sky. 1. Clouds 2. vapor trails 3. birds 4. the Moon 5. Superman 6. Airplanes 7. the sun 8. blimps 9. Sirius 10. fireworks ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56969 "2018-02-01T00:10:50Z")
Things you might see in the sky. 1. Clouds 2. vapor trails 3. birds 4. the Moon 5. Superman 6. Airplanes 7. the sun 8. blimps 9. Sirius 10. fireworks 11. Meteors ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56970 "2018-02-01T00:46:27Z")
Things you might see in the sky. 1. Clouds 2. vapor trails 3. birds 4. the Moon 5. Superman 6. Airplanes 7. the sun 8. blimps 9. Sirius 10. fireworks 11. Meteors 12. bats If the fireworks don’t scare them away, that is ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56971 "2018-02-01T02:33:58Z")
Things you might see in the sky. 1. Clouds 2. vapor trails 3. birds 4. the Moon 5. Superman 6. Airplanes 7. the sun 8. blimps 9. Sirius 10. fireworks 11. Meteors 12. bats If the fireworks don’t scare them away, that is 13) A well-hit baseball. Next: Things you might see on the ground 1. Grass ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56972 "2018-02-01T03:02:56Z")
Things you might see on the ground 1. Grass 2. Home Plate ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56973 "2018-02-01T03:08:45Z")
Things you might see on the ground 1. Grass 2. Home Plate 3. Squished bubble gum ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56974 "2018-02-01T03:14:53Z")
Things you might see on the ground 1. Grass 2. Home Plate 3. Squished bubble gum 4. Stones ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56975 "2018-02-01T03:51:50Z")
Things you might see on the ground 1. Grass 2. Home Plate 3. Squished bubble gum 4. Stones 5. Ants ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56976 "2018-02-01T04:10:44Z")
Things you might see on the ground 1. Grass 2. Home Plate 3. Squished bubble gum 4. Stones 5. Ants 6. dog poop ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56977 "2018-02-01T04:47:22Z")
Things you might see on the ground 1. Grass 2. Home Plate 3. Squished bubble gum 4. Stones 5. Ants 6. dog poop 7. Pavement ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56978 "2018-02-01T05:06:39Z")
Things you might see on the ground 1. Grass 2. Home Plate 3. Squished bubble gum 4. Stones 5. Ants 6. dog poop 7. Pavement 8. Puddles ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56979 "2018-02-01T11:38:33Z")
Things you might see on the ground 1. Grass 2. Home Plate 3. Squished bubble gum 4. Stones 5. Ants 6. dog poop 7. Pavement 8. Puddles 9. Chalk outlines of murder victims ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56980 "2018-02-01T13:40:40Z")
Things you might see on the ground 1. Grass 2. Home Plate 3. Squished bubble gum 4. Stones 5. Ants 6. dog poop 7. Pavement 8. Puddles 9. Chalk outlines of murder victims 10. rotten apples ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56981 "2018-02-01T14:06:20Z")
Things you might see on the ground 1. Grass 2. Home Plate 3. Squished bubble gum 4. Stones 5. Ants 6. dog poop 7. Pavement 8. Puddles 9. Chalk outlines of murder victims 10. rotten apples 11. CASH!!! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56982 "2018-02-01T15:02:14Z")
Things you might see on the ground 1. Grass 2. Home Plate 3. Squished bubble gum 4. Stones 5. Ants 6. dog poop 7. Pavement 8. Puddles 9. Chalk outlines of murder victims 10. rotten apples 11. CASH!!! 12. Rabbits Very timely – I just found a quarter on the ground yesterday! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56983 "2018-02-01T15:51:13Z")
Things you might see on the ground 1. Grass 2. Home Plate 3. Squished bubble gum 4. Stones 5. Ants 6. dog poop 7. Pavement 8. Puddles 9. Chalk outlines of murder victims 10. rotten apples 11. CASH!!! 12. Rabbits 13. Cigarette butts Next category: Cut from the first draft of the State of the Union Address 1. It has become all too clear that I am utterly incapable of serving as your President, and so tonight, on this very spot, I announce my immediate resignation. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56984 "2018-02-01T17:03:04Z")
Cut from the first draft of the State of the Union Address 1. It has become all too clear that I am utterly incapable of serving as your President, and so tonight, on this very spot, I announce my immediate resignation. 2. Surprise! You’re on Candid Camera. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56985 "2018-02-01T17:48:05Z")
Cut from the first draft of the State of the Union Address 1. It has become all too clear that I am utterly incapable of serving as your President, and so tonight, on this very spot, I announce my immediate resignation. 2. Surprise! You’re on Candid Camera. 3. Go on, impeach me and make PENCE President. I triple dog DARE ya! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/56986 "2018-02-01T18:50:09Z")
Cut from the first draft of the State of the Union Address 1. It has become all too clear that I am utterly incapable of serving as your President, and so tonight, on this very spot, I announce my immediate resignation. 2. Surprise! You’re on Candid Camera. 3. Go on, impeach me and make PENCE President. I triple dog DARE ya! 4. No other President has applauded himself during a State of the Union, so America, tonight I shall be the first! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2848) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2850)