# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2859

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57167 "2018-02-12T00:52:56Z")

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Favorite organs

1. The gallbladder- “voted amongst the nation’s top ten organs”
2. The Mighty Wurlitzer
3. Hammond, especially Jon Lord’s
4. “Kidneys, man!”
5. The heart
6. Mr. Happy
7. Vox Continental
8. Braaaaaaiiinnnsss!
9. The spleen

Also the funniest internal organ, as all right-thinking people know.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57168 "2018-02-12T03:05:56Z")

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Favorite organs

1. The gallbladder- “voted amongst the nation’s top ten organs”
2. The Mighty Wurlitzer
3. Hammond, especially Jon Lord’s
4. “Kidneys, man!”
5. The heart
6. Mr. Happy
7. Vox Continental
8. Braaaaaaiiinnnsss!
9. The spleen
10. The one at Wrigley Field

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57169 "2018-02-12T03:59:13Z")

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Favorite organs

1. The gallbladder- “voted amongst the nation’s top ten organs”
2. The Mighty Wurlitzer
3. Hammond, especially Jon Lord’s
4. “Kidneys, man!”
5. The heart
6. Mr. Happy
7. Vox Continental
8. Braaaaaaiiinnnsss!
9. The spleen
10. The one at Wrigley Field
11. The New York Times

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57170 "2018-02-12T04:03:36Z")

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Favorite organs

1. The gallbladder- “voted amongst the nation’s top ten organs”
2. The Mighty Wurlitzer
3. Hammond, especially Jon Lord’s
4. “Kidneys, man!”
5. The heart
6. Mr. Happy
7. Vox Continental
8. Braaaaaaiiinnnsss!
9. The spleen
10. The one at Wrigley Field
11. The New York Times
12. The Bamboo Organ, Las Pinas, Philippines

Its pipes are made of seasoned bamboo: [Bamboo organ (played by Douglas Lawrence) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COa01vUlCkk)

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**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57171 "2018-02-12T04:06:16Z")

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Favorite organs

1. The gallbladder- “voted amongst the nation’s top ten organs”
2. The Mighty Wurlitzer
3. Hammond, especially Jon Lord’s
4. “Kidneys, man!”
5. The heart
6. Mr. Happy
7. Vox Continental
8. Braaaaaaiiinnnsss!
9. The spleen
10. The one at Wrigley Field
11. The New York Times
12. The Bamboo Organ, Las Pinas, Philippines
13. Pancreas

Starting to miss having a working one.

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Rejected Winter Olympics events, real or fictional

1. Synchronized luge

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57172 "2018-02-12T04:32:55Z")

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Rejected Winter Olympics events, real or fictional

1. Synchronized luge
2. Kimchi eating contest

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57173 "2018-02-12T11:13:46Z")

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Rejected Winter Olympics events, real or fictional

1. Synchronized luge
2. Kimchi eating contest
3. Freestyle masturbation

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57174 "2018-02-12T12:01:04Z")

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Rejected Winter Olympics events, real or fictional

1. Synchronized luge
2. Kimchi eating contest
3. Freestyle masturbation
4. Corpse sledding

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57175 "2018-02-12T12:33:47Z")

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Rejected Winter Olympics events, real or fictional

1. Synchronized luge
2. Kimchi eating contest
3. Freestyle masturbation
4. Corpse sledding
5. Snowman building

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57176 "2018-02-12T13:15:29Z")

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Rejected Winter Olympics events, real or fictional

1. Synchronized luge
2. Kimchi eating contest
3. Freestyle masturbation
4. Corpse sledding
5. Snowman building
6. Japan badgering

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57177 "2018-02-12T14:04:23Z")

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Rejected Winter Olympics events, real or fictional

1. Synchronized luge
2. Kimchi eating contest
3. Freestyle masturbation
4. Corpse sledding
5. Snowman building
6. Japan badgering
7. Writing your name in the snow (gold medal for best “penmanship”)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57178 "2018-02-12T14:04:31Z")

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Rejected Winter Olympics events, real or fictional

1. Synchronized luge
2. Kimchi eating contest
3. Freestyle masturbation
4. Corpse sledding
5. Snowman building
6. Japan badgering
7. Writing your name in the snow (Good medal for best “penmanship”)  
Reply With Quote
8. The Donald Trump snow [del]angel[/del] devil look alike contest

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57179 "2018-02-12T15:20:08Z")

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Rejected Winter Olympics events, real or fictional

1. Synchronized luge
2. Kimchi eating contest
3. Freestyle masturbation
4. Corpse sledding
5. Snowman building
6. Japan badgering
7. Writing your name in the snow (Good medal for best “penmanship”)  
Reply With Quote
8. The Donald Trump snow angel devil look alike contest
9. Athlete with the most sexual hook ups in Olympic Village.

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57180 "2018-02-12T15:20:54Z")

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Rejected Winter Olympics events, real or fictional

1. Synchronized luge
2. Kimchi eating contest
3. Freestyle masturbation
4. Corpse sledding
5. Snowman building
6. Japan badgering
7. Writing your name in the snow (Good medal for best “penmanship”)
8. The Donald Trump snow [del]angel[/del] devil look alike contest
9. Athlete with the most sexual hook ups in Olympic Village.
10. Beard growing

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57181 "2018-02-12T15:30:26Z")

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Rejected Winter Olympics events, real or fictional

1. Synchronized luge
2. Kimchi eating contest
3. Freestyle masturbation
4. Corpse sledding
5. Snowman building
6. Japan badgering
7. Writing your name in the snow (Good medal for best “penmanship”)
8. The Donald Trump snow angel devil look alike contest
9. Athlete with the most sexual hook ups in Olympic Village.
10. Beard growing
11. Roman Polan Skiing

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57182 "2018-02-12T16:11:12Z")

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Rejected Winter Olympics events, real or fictional

1. Synchronized luge
2. Kimchi eating contest
3. Freestyle masturbation
4. Corpse sledding
5. Snowman building
6. Japan badgering
7. Writing your name in the snow (Good medal for best “penmanship”)
8. The Donald Trump snow angel devil look alike contest
9. Athlete with the most sexual hook ups in Olympic Village.
10. Beard growing
11. Roman Polan Skiing
12. Ice dancing threesomes

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57183 "2018-02-12T16:14:01Z")

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Rejected Winter Olympics events, real or fictional

1. Synchronized luge
2. Kimchi eating contest
3. Freestyle masturbation
4. Corpse sledding
5. Snowman building
6. Japan badgering
7. Writing your name in the snow (Gold Medal for best “penmanship”)
8. The Donald Trump snow [del]angel[/del] devil lookalike contest
9. Athlete with the most sexual hook ups in Olympic Village
10. Beard growing
11. Roman Polan Skiing
12. Ice dancing threesomes
13. North Korean defector-shooting biathlon

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Countries unlikely to win Olympic gold in a particular event

1. Vatican City, women’s ice dancing

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**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57184 "2018-02-12T16:45:06Z")

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Next category:

Countries unlikely to win Olympic gold in a particular event

1. Vatican City, women’s ice dancing
2. Ecuador, men’s ice hockey

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57185 "2018-02-12T17:37:56Z")

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Next category:

Countries unlikely to win Olympic gold in a particular event

1. Vatican City, women’s ice dancing
2. Ecuador, men’s ice hockey
3. Botswana, 4 man bobsled

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57186 "2018-02-12T17:54:36Z")

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Next category:

Countries unlikely to win Olympic gold in a particular event

1. Vatican City, women’s ice dancing
2. Ecuador, men’s ice hockey
3. Botswana, 4 man bobsled
4. The Maldives, Women’s Downhill

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