# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2889
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57767 "2018-03-12T00:35:44Z")
Famous children of famous people. For various levels of fame. 1. Bindi Irwin, daughter of Steve Irwin. 2. George W. Bush, son of George H.W. Bush 3. Liza Minnelli, daughter of Judy Garland 4. Paul Giamatti, son of Bart Giamatti, Commissioner of Baseball ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57768 "2018-03-12T00:46:33Z")
Famous children of famous people. For various levels of fame. 1. Bindi Irwin, daughter of Steve Irwin. 2. George W. Bush, son of George H.W. Bush 3. Liza Minnelli, daughter of Judy Garland 4. Paul Giamatti, son of Bart Giamatti, Commissioner of Baseball 5. Mary Shelley, daughter of Mary Wallstonecraft ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57769 "2018-03-12T01:07:56Z")
That’s 13. Next: The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse. 1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57770 "2018-03-12T02:01:51Z")
The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse. 1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green) 2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off) ---
**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57771 "2018-03-12T02:59:28Z")
The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse. 1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green) 2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off) 3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57772 "2018-03-12T03:14:42Z")
The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse. 1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green) 2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off) 3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane 4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57773 "2018-03-12T03:52:05Z")
The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse. 1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green) 2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off) 3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane 4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams 5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57774 "2018-03-12T04:34:07Z")
The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse. 1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green) 2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off) 3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane 4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams 5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse 6. Buy-Me, the Horseman of graft and corruption. Horse color is dollar green, naturally. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57775 "2018-03-12T05:34:29Z")
The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse. 1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green) 2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off) 3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane 4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams 5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse 6. Buy-Me, the Horseman of graft and corruption. Horse color is dollar green, naturally. 7. Trump, the Horseman of Narcissism, on a fake-tan-orange horse. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57776 "2018-03-12T13:06:14Z")
The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse. 1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green) 2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off) 3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane 4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams 5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse 6. Buy-Me, the Horseman of graft and corruption. Horse color is dollar green, naturally. 7. Trump, the Horseman of Narcissism, on a fake-tan-orange horse. 8. Zloii, the Horseman of election manipulation, on a dapple with emoji’s. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57777 "2018-03-12T13:42:34Z")
The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse. 1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green) 2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off) 3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane 4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams 5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse 6. Buy-Me, the Horseman of graft and corruption. Horse color is dollar green, naturally. 7. Trump, the Horseman of Narcissism, on a fake-tan-orange horse. 8. Zloii, the Horseman of election manipulation, on a dapple with emoji’s. 9. Whizzer, the Horseman of incontinence (yellow horse) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57778 "2018-03-12T13:59:18Z")
The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse. 1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green) 2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off) 3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane 4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams 5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse 6. Buy-Me, the Horseman of graft and corruption. Horse color is dollar green, naturally. 7. Trump, the Horseman of Narcissism, on a fake-tan-orange horse. 8. Zloii, the Horseman of election manipulation, on a dapple with emoji’s. 9. Whizzer, the Horseman of incontinence (yellow horse) 10. Dammit, the Horseman of paper cuts, stepped-on toes and fingers caught in closing doors, on a mottled, discolored brown horse ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57779 "2018-03-12T15:22:45Z")
The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse. 1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green) 2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off) 3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane 4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams 5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse 6. Buy-Me, the Horseman of graft and corruption. Horse color is dollar green, naturally. 7. Trump, the Horseman of Narcissism, on a fake-tan-orange horse. 8. Zloii, the Horseman of election manipulation, on a dapple with emoji’s. 9. Whizzer, the Horseman of incontinence (yellow horse) 10. Dammit, the Horseman of paper cuts, stepped-on toes and fingers caught in closing doors, on a mottled, discolored brown horse 11. Frustrato, the Horseman of printer paper jams ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57780 "2018-03-12T16:17:50Z")
The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse. 1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green) 2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off) 3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane 4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams 5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse 6. Buy-Me, the Horseman of graft and corruption. Horse color is dollar green, naturally. 7. Trump, the Horseman of Narcissism, on a fake-tan-orange horse. 8. Zloii, the Horseman of election manipulation, on a dapple with emoji’s. 9. Whizzer, the Horseman of incontinence (yellow horse) 10. Dammit, the Horseman of paper cuts, stepped-on toes and fingers caught in closing doors, on a mottled, discolored brown horse 11. Frustrato, the Horseman of printer paper jams 12. Whatzizname, the Horesman of forgetfulness, often found near family reunions and business meetings, color is… uh… ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57781 "2018-03-12T16:59:08Z")
The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse. 1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green) 2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off) 3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane 4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams 5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse 6. Buy-Me, the Horseman of graft and corruption. Horse color is dollar green, naturally. 7. Trump, the Horseman of Narcissism, on a fake-tan-orange horse. 8. Zloii, the Horseman of election manipulation, on a dapple with emoji’s. 9. Whizzer, the Horseman of incontinence (yellow horse) 10. Dammit, the Horseman of paper cuts, stepped-on toes and fingers caught in closing doors, on a mottled, discolored brown horse 11. Frustrato, the Horseman of printer paper jams 12. Whatzizname, the Horesman of forgetfulness, often found near family reunions and business meetings, color is… uh… 13. Apostrophe’s, the Horseman of grammatical and punctuation error’s, the color is black-and-white Next: carnival sideshow exhibits ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57782 "2018-03-12T18:32:13Z")
You wanna give us the first one, **Cardigan**? Oh, all right. Carnival sideshow exhibits 1. The dog-faced boy ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57783 "2018-03-12T18:35:47Z")
Carnival sideshow exhibits 1. The dog-faced boy 2. Lobster Boy ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57784 "2018-03-12T18:37:36Z")
Carnival sideshow exhibits 1. The Dog-Faced Boy 2. Lobster Boy 3. The Bearded Lady ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57785 "2018-03-12T19:23:25Z")
Carnival sideshow exhibits 1. The Dog-Faced Boy 2. Lobster Boy 3. The Bearded Lady 4. The Sword-Swallower ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/57786 "2018-03-12T19:31:50Z")
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