# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2910

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58187 "2018-04-03T04:07:46Z")

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Looks the pies have the high ground.

Pies, pies, pies!:

1. Chess pie
2. Moon Pie
3. Pecan
4. Pizza Pie
5. Mud
6. Cherry (And a damn fine cuppa coffee [http://p1cdn01.thewrap.com/images/2014/06/TwinPeaks.jpg](http://p1cdn01.thewrap.com/images/2014/06/TwinPeaks.jpg)  
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7. Huckleberry

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58188 "2018-04-03T05:37:22Z")

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Pies, pies, pies!:

1. Chess pie
2. Moon Pie
3. Pecan
4. Pizza Pie
5. Mud
6. Cherry
7. Huckleberry
8. Apple

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58189 "2018-04-03T11:49:09Z")

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Pies, pies, pies!:

1. Chess pie
2. Moon Pie
3. Pecan
4. Pizza Pie
5. Mud
6. Cherry
7. Huckleberry
8. Apple
9. Key Lime

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58190 "2018-04-03T13:40:38Z")

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Pies, pies, pies!:

1. Chess pie
2. Moon Pie
3. Pecan
4. Pizza Pie
5. Mud
6. Cherry
7. Huckleberry
8. Apple
9. Key Lime
10. Mincemeat pie

Happy Easter, Passover, April Fool’s Day (a day late): something you and/or your family do to celebrate any of the days

1. A big early dinner out on Saturday before the Easter Vigil service (Catholic Mass) on Saturday night
2. Rolled peanut butter, flour, and chocolate sauce into “dog poo” treats

(Did this last two years for April Fools. I actually had some friends who were disgusted by them)

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58191 "2018-04-03T14:23:37Z")

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Pies, pies, pies!:

1. Chess pie
2. Moon Pie
3. Pecan
4. Pizza Pie
5. Mud
6. Cherry
7. Huckleberry
8. Apple
9. Key Lime
10. Mincemeat pie
11. Peach

Happy Easter, Passover, April Fool’s Day (a day late): something you and/or your family do to celebrate any of the days

1. A big early dinner out on Saturday before the Easter Vigil service (Catholic Mass) on Saturday night
2. Rolled peanut butter, flour, and chocolate sauce into “dog poo” treats
3. Sang/played in handbell choir in church

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58192 "2018-04-03T15:14:08Z")

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Pies, pies, pies!:

1. Chess pie
2. Moon Pie
3. Pecan
4. Pizza Pie
5. Mud
6. Cherry
7. Huckleberry
8. Apple
9. Key Lime
10. Mincemeat pie
11. Peach
12. Lemon meringue

Happy Easter, Passover, April Fool’s Day (a day late): something you and/or your family do to celebrate any of the days

1. A big early dinner out on Saturday before the Easter Vigil service (Catholic Mass) on Saturday night
2. Rolled peanut butter, flour, and chocolate sauce into “dog poo” treats
3. Sang/played in handbell choir in church
4. Decorated a tree outside our front door with plastic Easter eggs

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58193 "2018-04-03T15:29:22Z")

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Pies, pies, pies!:

1. Chess pie
2. Moon Pie
3. Pecan
4. Pizza Pie
5. Mud
6. Cherry
7. Huckleberry
8. Apple
9. Key Lime
10. Mincemeat pie
11. Peach
12. Lemon meringue
13. Mississippi Mud

Category done. Now carry on with…

Happy Easter, Passover, April Fool’s Day (a day late): something you and/or your family do to celebrate any of the days

1. A big early dinner out on Saturday before the Easter Vigil service (Catholic Mass) on Saturday night
2. Rolled peanut butter, flour, and chocolate sauce into “dog poo” treats
3. Sang/played in handbell choir in church
4. Decorated a tree outside our front door with plastic Easter eggs
5. Easter egg hunt in the backyard

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58194 "2018-04-03T16:41:21Z")

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Happy Easter, Passover, April Fool’s Day (a day late): something you and/or your family do to celebrate any of the days

1. A big early dinner out on Saturday before the Easter Vigil service (Catholic Mass) on Saturday night
2. Rolled peanut butter, flour, and chocolate sauce into “dog poo” treats
3. Sang/played in handbell choir in church
4. Decorated a tree outside our front door with plastic Easter eggs
5. Easter egg hunt in the backyard
6. Call the local bar, ask, “Is there a John there,” and then roar, “Then whaddya do, pee on the floor?”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58195 "2018-04-03T17:16:02Z")

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Happy Easter, Passover, April Fool’s Day (a day late): something you and/or your family do to celebrate any of the days

1. A big early dinner out on Saturday before the Easter Vigil service (Catholic Mass) on Saturday night
2. Rolled peanut butter, flour, and chocolate sauce into “dog poo” treats
3. Sang/played in handbell choir in church
4. Decorated a tree outside our front door with plastic Easter eggs
5. Easter egg hunt in the backyard
6. Call the local bar, ask, “Is there a John there,” and then roar, “Then whaddya do, pee on the floor?”
7. Attend Passover seder at a Jewish friend’s house

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58196 "2018-04-03T17:35:49Z")

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Happy Easter, Passover, April Fool’s Day (a day late): something you and/or your family do to celebrate any of the days

1. A big early dinner out on Saturday before the Easter Vigil service (Catholic Mass) on Saturday night
2. Rolled peanut butter, flour, and chocolate sauce into “dog poo” treats
3. Sang/played in handbell choir in church
4. Decorated a tree outside our front door with plastic Easter eggs
5. Easter egg hunt in the backyard
6. Call the local bar, ask, “Is there a John there,” and then roar, “Then whaddya do, pee on the floor?”
7. Attend Passover seder at a Jewish friend’s house
8. Put up the poster of the Easter Bunny getting crucified

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58197 "2018-04-03T18:58:38Z")

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Happy Easter, Passover, April Fool’s Day (a day late): something you and/or your family do to celebrate any of the days

1. A big early dinner out on Saturday before the Easter Vigil service (Catholic Mass) on Saturday night
2. Rolled peanut butter, flour, and chocolate sauce into “dog poo” treats
3. Sang/played in handbell choir in church
4. Decorated a tree outside our front door with plastic Easter eggs
5. Easter egg hunt in the backyard
6. Call the local bar, ask, “Is there a John there,” and then roar, “Then whaddya do, pee on the floor?”
7. Attend Passover seder at a Jewish friend’s house
8. Put up the poster of the Easter Bunny getting crucified
9. Short sheet my brother’s bed

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58198 "2018-04-03T19:15:06Z")

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Happy Easter, Passover, April Fool’s Day (a day late): something you and/or your family do to celebrate any of the days

1. A big early dinner out on Saturday before the Easter Vigil service (Catholic Mass) on Saturday night
2. Rolled peanut butter, flour, and chocolate sauce into “dog poo” treats
3. Sang/played in handbell choir in church
4. Decorated a tree outside our front door with plastic Easter eggs
5. Easter egg hunt in the backyard
6. Call the local bar, ask, “Is there a John there,” and then roar, “Then whaddya do, pee on the floor?”
7. Attend Passover seder at a Jewish friend’s house
8. Put up the poster of the Easter Bunny getting crucified
9. Short sheet my brother’s bed
10. Take a family picture

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58199 "2018-04-03T21:58:43Z")

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Happy Easter, Passover, April Fool’s Day (a day late): something you and/or your family do to celebrate any of the days

1. A big early dinner out on Saturday before the Easter Vigil service (Catholic Mass) on Saturday night
2. Rolled peanut butter, flour, and chocolate sauce into “dog poo” treats
3. Sang/played in handbell choir in church
4. Decorated a tree outside our front door with plastic Easter eggs
5. Easter egg hunt in the backyard
6. Call the local bar, ask, “Is there a John there,” and then roar, “Then whaddya do, pee on the floor?”
7. Attend Passover seder at a Jewish friend’s house
8. Put up the poster of the Easter Bunny getting crucified
9. Short sheet my brother’s bed
10. Take a family picture
11. Watch _Jesus Christ Superstar_ (the 1973 one)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58200 "2018-04-03T23:38:18Z")

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Happy Easter, Passover, April Fool’s Day (a day late): something you and/or your family do to celebrate any of the days

1. A big early dinner out on Saturday before the Easter Vigil service (Catholic Mass) on Saturday night
2. Rolled peanut butter, flour, and chocolate sauce into “dog poo” treats
3. Sang/played in handbell choir in church
4. Decorated a tree outside our front door with plastic Easter eggs
5. Easter egg hunt in the backyard
6. Call the local bar, ask, “Is there a John there,” and then roar, “Then whaddya do, pee on the floor?”
7. Attend Passover seder at a Jewish friend’s house
8. Put up the poster of the Easter Bunny getting crucified
9. Short sheet my brother’s bed
10. Take a family picture
11. Watch Jesus Christ Superstar (the 1973 one)
12. I tell my family the Easter story from the New Testament.

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58201 "2018-04-04T00:08:02Z")

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Happy Easter, Passover, April Fool’s Day (a day late): something you and/or your family do to celebrate any of the days

1. A big early dinner out on Saturday before the Easter Vigil service (Catholic Mass) on Saturday night
2. Rolled peanut butter, flour, and chocolate sauce into “dog poo” treats
3. Sang/played in handbell choir in church
4. Decorated a tree outside our front door with plastic Easter eggs
5. Easter egg hunt in the backyard
6. Call the local bar, ask, “Is there a John there,” and then roar, “Then whaddya do, pee on the floor?”
7. Attend Passover seder at a Jewish friend’s house
8. Put up the poster of the Easter Bunny getting crucified
9. Short sheet my brother’s bed
10. Take a family picture
11. Watch Jesus Christ Superstar (the 1973 one)
12. I tell my family the Easter story from the New Testament.
13. I bite my tongue and endure the Chrisltians.

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Biographical songs that uniquely reflect the personal life of the singer,

1. Happiness is Lubbock Texas in my rearview mirror, by Mack Davis

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58202 "2018-04-04T00:18:12Z")

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Biographical songs that uniquely reflect the personal life of the singer,

1. Happiness is Lubbock Texas in my rearview mirror, by Mack Davis
2. Chelsea Hotel, by Leonard Cohen

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58203 "2018-04-04T00:21:14Z")

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Biographical songs that uniquely reflect the personal life of the singer,

1. Happiness is Lubbock Texas in my rearview mirror, by Mack Davis
2. Chelsea Hotel, by Leonard Cohen
3. Alice’s Restaurant, by Arlo Guthrie

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58204 "2018-04-04T00:26:41Z")

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Biographical songs that uniquely reflect the personal life of the singer,

1. Happiness is Lubbock Texas in my rearview mirror, by Mack Davis
2. Chelsea Hotel, by Leonard Cohen
3. Alice’s Restaurant, by Arlo Guthrie
4. Diamonds And Rust, by Joan Baez

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58205 "2018-04-04T00:29:04Z")

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Duplicate. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58206 "2018-04-04T01:16:55Z")

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Biographical songs that uniquely reflect the personal life of the singer,

1. Happiness is Lubbock Texas in my rearview mirror, by Mack Davis
2. Chelsea Hotel, by Leonard Cohen
3. Alice’s Restaurant, by Arlo Guthrie
4. Diamonds And Rust, by Joan Baez
5. Someone Saved My Life Tonight, by Elton John

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