# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2948
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58947 "2018-05-11T19:08:44Z")
Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise 1. “Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.” 2. “Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!” 3. “You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims 4. “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.” 5. “Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars 6. “Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro 7. "L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58948 "2018-05-11T19:30:30Z")
Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise 1. “Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.” 2. “Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!” 3. “You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims 4. “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.” 5. “Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars 6. “Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro 7. "L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes 8. “Chesterfield: Blow some my way” ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58949 "2018-05-11T19:33:42Z")
Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise 1. “Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.” 2. “Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!” 3. “You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims 4. “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.” 5. “Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars 6. “Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro 7. "L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes 8. “Chesterfield: Blow some my way” 9. “You can take Salem out of the country, but… you can’t take the country out of Salem” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58950 "2018-05-11T19:43:14Z")
Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise 1. “Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.” 2. “Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!” 3. “You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims 4. “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.” 5. “Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars 6. “Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro 7. "L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes 8. “Chesterfield: Blow some my way” 9. “You can take Salem out of the country, but… you can’t take the country out of Salem” 10. “Just a silly millimeter longer” - Benson & Hedges 100 ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58951 "2018-05-11T19:43:55Z")
Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise 1. “Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.” 2. “Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!” 3. “You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims 4. “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.” 5. “Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars 6. “Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro 7. "L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes 8. “Chesterfield: Blow some my way” 9. “You can take Salem out of the country, but… you can’t take the country out of Salem” 10. “Just a silly millimeter longer” - Benson & Hedges 100 11. “Smoother than any other menthol cigarette” - Newport ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58952 "2018-05-11T20:02:30Z")
Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise 1. “Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.” 2. “Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!” 3. “You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims 4. “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.” 5. “Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars 6. “Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro 7. "L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes 8. “Chesterfield: Blow some my way” 9. “You can take Salem out of the country, but… you can’t take the country out of Salem” 10. “Just a silly millimeter longer” - Benson & Hedges 100 11. “Smoother than any other menthol cigarette” - Newport 12. “Call for Philip Morris!” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58953 "2018-05-11T20:16:37Z")
Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise 1. “Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.” 2. “Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!” 3. “You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims 4. “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.” 5. “Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars 6. “Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro 7. "L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes 8. “Chesterfield: Blow some my way” 9. “You can take Salem out of the country, but… you can’t take the country out of Salem” 10. “Just a silly millimeter longer” - Benson & Hedges 100 11. “Smoother than any other menthol cigarette” - Newport 12. “Call for Philip Morris!” 13. So round, so firm, so fully packed… Next: A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More 14. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!) ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58954 "2018-05-11T21:34:14Z")
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More 1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!) 2. Lucky Lager [Note: Before submitting your defunct brand of beer, you may want to do a Google search first just to make sure they’re really off the market. A lot of local brews I thought were gone are still hanging on somewhere in the US or can be found in an obscure section of a nearby supermarket’s beer aisle.] ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58955 "2018-05-11T22:01:23Z")
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More 1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!) 2. Lucky Lager 3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58956 "2018-05-11T22:25:58Z")
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More 1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!) 2. Lucky Lager 3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!) 4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer) ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58957 "2018-05-11T22:35:23Z")
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More 1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!) 2. Lucky Lager 3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!) 4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer) 5. Olympia (admittedly, I don’t _look_ for beer often…My dad used to drink it) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58958 "2018-05-11T22:52:56Z")
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More 1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!) 2. Lucky Lager 3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!) 4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer) 5. Olympia 6. Hamms ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2018, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58959 "2018-05-12T02:10:49Z")
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More 1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!) 2. Lucky Lager 3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!) 4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer) 5. Olympia 6. Hamms 7. National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch) ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2018, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58960 "2018-05-12T03:12:33Z")
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More 1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!) 2. Lucky Lager 3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!) 4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer) 5. Olympia 6. Hamms 7. National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch) 8. Goebel ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2018, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58961 "2018-05-12T07:31:47Z")
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More 1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!) 2. Lucky Lager 3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!) 4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer) 5. Olympia 6. Hamms 7. National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch) 8. Goebel 9. Chief Oshkosh ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2018, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58962 "2018-05-12T12:32:08Z")
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More 1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!) 2. Lucky Lager 3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!) 4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer) 5. Olympia 6. Hamms 7. National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch) 8. Goebel 9. Chief Oshkosh 10. Piels (“The kind of beer you first loved.”) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2018, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58963 "2018-05-12T13:01:56Z")
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More 1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!) 2. Lucky Lager 3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!) 4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer) 5. Olympia 6. Hamms 7. National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch) 8. Goebel 9. Chief Oshkosh 10. Piels (“The kind of beer you first loved.”) 11. Carling Black Label (“Mabel, Black Label…”) ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58964 "2018-05-12T21:03:53Z")
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More 1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!) 2. Lucky Lager 3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!) 4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer) 5. Olympia 6. Hamms 7. National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch) 8. Goebel 9. Chief Oshkosh 10. Piels (“The kind of beer you first loved.”) 11. Carling Black Label (“Mabel, Black Label…”) 12. King Snedley’s Beer ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58965 "2018-05-13T02:11:10Z")
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More 1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!) 2. Lucky Lager 3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!) 4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer) 5. Olympia 6. Hamms 7. National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch) 8. Goebel 9. Chief Oshkosh 10. Piels (“The kind of beer you first loved.”) 11. Carling Black Label (“Mabel, Black Label…”) 12. King Snedley’s Beer 13. Ballantine Pass ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/58966 "2018-05-13T02:46:47Z")
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