# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2984
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59667 "2018-06-15T13:25:43Z")
Things you might do when you attend a pro sports game: 1. Buy a hot dog. 2. Yell, “GO GIANTS!!!” 3. Buy a “two-bagger” of peanuts if I’m at a Dodger game, as is possible. 4. Wear a shirt of the sports personality everybody hates 5. Buy 50/50 ticket. 6. Yell, “GO YANKEES!!!” 7. Watch out for blimps 8. Urinate into a trough 9. Wear a Boston team clothing item to any New York team game. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59668 "2018-06-15T13:39:00Z")
Things you might do when you attend a pro sports game: 1. Buy a hot dog. 2. Yell, “GO GIANTS!!!” 3. Buy a “two-bagger” of peanuts if I’m at a Dodger game, as is possible. 4. Wear a shirt of the sports personality everybody hates 5. Buy 50/50 ticket. 6. Yell, “GO YANKEES!!!” 7. Watch out for blimps 8. Urinate into a trough 9. Wear a Boston team clothing item to any New York team game. 10. Chant “North Side Sucks!” (It’s an Ottawa thing…) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59669 "2018-06-15T14:13:24Z")
Things you might do when you attend a pro sports game: 1. Buy a hot dog. 2. Yell, “GO GIANTS!!!” 3. Buy a “two-bagger” of peanuts if I’m at a Dodger game, as is possible. 4. Wear a shirt of the sports personality everybody hates 5. Buy 50/50 ticket. 6. Yell, “GO YANKEES!!!” 7. Watch out for blimps 8. Urinate into a trough 9. Wear a Boston team clothing item to any New York team game. 10. Chant “North Side Sucks!” (It’s an Ottawa thing…) 11. Pass through a metal detector on the way in ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59670 "2018-06-15T14:14:55Z")
Things you might do when you attend a pro sports game: 1. Buy a hot dog. 2. Yell, “GO GIANTS!!!” 3. Buy a “two-bagger” of peanuts if I’m at a Dodger game, as is possible. 4. Wear a shirt of the sports personality everybody hates 5. Buy 50/50 ticket. 6. Yell, “GO YANKEES!!!” 7. Watch out for blimps 8. Urinate into a trough 9. Wear a Boston team clothing item to any New York team game. 10. Chant “North Side Sucks!” (It’s an Ottawa thing…) 11. Pass through a metal detector on the way in 12. Sip on a warm Budweiser that you spent $9 on ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59671 "2018-06-15T14:20:25Z")
Things you might do when you attend a pro sports game: 1. Buy a hot dog. 2. Yell, “GO GIANTS!!!” 3. Buy a “two-bagger” of peanuts if I’m at a Dodger game, as is possible. 4. Wear a shirt of the sports personality everybody hates 5. Buy 50/50 ticket. 6. Yell, “GO YANKEES!!!” 7. Watch out for blimps 8. Urinate into a trough 9. Wear a Boston team clothing item to any New York team game. 10. Chant “North Side Sucks!” (It’s an Ottawa thing…) 11. Pass through a metal detector on the way in 12. Sip on a warm Budweiser that you spent $9 on 13. Try to exit the venue like a lady, and end up acting like a crazy person. Next up: Songs with GLORY in the title 1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59672 "2018-06-15T14:26:13Z")
Next up: Songs with GLORY in the title 1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen 2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59673 "2018-06-15T15:11:17Z")
Songs with GLORY in the title 1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen 2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir 3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ROBTXWJMOwc/hqdefault.jpg "George Frederic Handel - 'And the Glory of the Lord' from "The Messiah"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROBTXWJMOwc) ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59674 "2018-06-15T15:44:18Z")
Songs with GLORY in the title 1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen 2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir 3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel 4. Morning Glory - Oasis ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59675 "2018-06-15T15:46:24Z")
Songs with GLORY in the title 1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen 2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir 3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel 4. Morning Glory - Oasis 5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59676 "2018-06-15T16:26:47Z")
Songs with GLORY in the title 1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen 2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir 3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel 4. Morning Glory - Oasis 5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera 6. Death Or Glory - The Clash ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59677 "2018-06-15T16:31:13Z")
Songs with GLORY in the title 1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen 2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir 3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel 4. Morning Glory - Oasis 5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera 6. Death Or Glory - The Clash 7. Glory - Liz Phair ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59678 "2018-06-15T16:36:14Z")
Songs with GLORY in the title 1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen 2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir 3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel 4. Morning Glory - Oasis 5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera 6. Death Or Glory - The Clash 7. Glory - Liz Phair 8. Power and the Glory - Saxon ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59679 "2018-06-15T18:06:57Z")
Songs with GLORY in the title 1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen 2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir 3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel 4. Morning Glory - Oasis 5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera 6. Death Or Glory - The Clash 7. Glory - Liz Phair 8. Power and the Glory - Saxon 9. Blaze of Glory - Jon Bon Jovi ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59680 "2018-06-15T18:34:38Z")
Songs with GLORY in the title 1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen 2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir 3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel 4. Morning Glory - Oasis 5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera 6. Death Or Glory - The Clash 7. Glory - Liz Phair 8. Power and the Glory - Saxon 9. Blaze of Glory - Jon Bon Jovi 10. Glory - John Legend and Common From the movie _Selma_: [song glory - Bing video](https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=song+glory&view=detail&mid=7C1783E2CA7A4825021C7C1783E2CA7A4825021C&FORM=VIRE) ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59681 "2018-06-15T19:10:11Z")
Songs with GLORY in the title 1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen 2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir 3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel 4. Morning Glory - Oasis 5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera 6. Death Or Glory - The Clash 7. Glory - Liz Phair 8. Power and the Glory - Saxon 9. Blaze of Glory - Jon Bon Jovi 10. Glory - John Legend and Common 11. I’m Moving On To Glory - Hank Snow ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59682 "2018-06-15T20:10:13Z")
Songs with GLORY in the title 1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen 2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir 3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel 4. Morning Glory - Oasis 5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera 6. Death Or Glory - The Clash 7. Glory - Liz Phair 8. Power and the Glory - Saxon 9. Blaze of Glory - Jon Bon Jovi 10. Glory - John Legend and Common 11. I’m Moving On To Glory - Hank Snow 12. Rumours of Glory - Bruce Cockburn ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59683 "2018-06-15T20:27:21Z")
Songs with GLORY in the title 1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen 2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir 3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel 4. Morning Glory - Oasis 5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera 6. Death Or Glory - The Clash 7. Glory - Liz Phair 8. Power and the Glory - Saxon 9. Blaze of Glory - Jon Bon Jovi 10. Glory - John Legend and Common 11. I’m Moving On To Glory - Hank Snow 12. Rumours of Glory - Bruce Cockburn 13. Hometown Glory - Adele New List: (in honor of Father’s Day in America) Best One-Liner “Dad” jokes. 1. When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59684 "2018-06-15T20:32:42Z")
Best One-Liner “Dad” jokes. 1. When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.” 2. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59685 "2018-06-15T20:34:11Z")
Best One-Liner “Dad” jokes 1. When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.” 2. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. 3. When someone says, “Can I ask you a question?” I always reply, “You just did.” ---
**Author:** ![CharmaChameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CharmaChameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CharmaChameleon)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/59686 "2018-06-15T21:38:51Z")
Best One-Liner “Dad” jokes 1. When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.” 2. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. 3. When someone says, “Can I ask you a question?” I always reply, “You just did.” 4. My buddy bragged to his dad, “Down at college we drink beer like it was water.” Came the reply, “The only problem is it makes you drunk like it was beer.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2983) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2985)