# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3005
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60087 "2018-07-05T13:53:32Z")
Songs about alcohol and/or alcoholism 1. Crystal Ship - The Doors 2. Bottle of Wine - Tom Paxton 3. Jose Cuervo - Shelly West 4. If Drinking Don’t Kill Me Her Memory Will - George Jones 5. Summer Wine - Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazelwood 6. Please Daddy Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas - John Denver ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60088 "2018-07-05T13:59:32Z")
Songs about alcohol and/or alcoholism 1. Crystal Ship - The Doors 2. Bottle of Wine - Tom Paxton 3. Jose Cuervo - Shelly West 4. If Drinking Don’t Kill Me Her Memory Will - George Jones 5. Summer Wine - Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazelwood 6. Please Daddy Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas - John Denver 7. She Ain’t Hooked on Me No More - Merle Haggard and Toby Keith [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/YjczzCI5qG4/maxresdefault.jpg "She Ain't Hooked On Me No More") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjczzCI5qG4) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60089 "2018-07-05T14:05:49Z")
Songs about alcohol and/or alcoholism 1. Crystal Ship - The Doors 2. Bottle of Wine - Tom Paxton 3. Jose Cuervo - Shelly West 4. If Drinking Don’t Kill Me Her Memory Will - George Jones 5. Summer Wine - Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazelwood 6. Please Daddy Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas - John Denver 7. She Ain’t Hooked on Me No More - Merle Haggard and Toby Keith 8. Somebody Put Something in my Drink - The Ramones ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60090 "2018-07-05T14:19:14Z")
Songs about alcohol and/or alcoholism 1. Crystal Ship - The Doors 2. Bottle of Wine - Tom Paxton 3. Jose Cuervo - Shelly West 4. If Drinking Don’t Kill Me Her Memory Will - George Jones 5. Summer Wine - Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazelwood 6. Please Daddy Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas - John Denver 7. She Ain’t Hooked on Me No More - Merle Haggard and Toby Keith 8. Somebody Put Something in my Drink - The Ramones 9. Songs That She Sang in the Shower - Jason Isbell ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60091 "2018-07-05T14:33:44Z")
Songs about alcohol and/or alcoholism 1. Crystal Ship - The Doors 2. Bottle of Wine - Tom Paxton 3. Jose Cuervo - Shelly West 4. If Drinking Don’t Kill Me Her Memory Will - George Jones 5. Summer Wine - Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazelwood 6. Please Daddy Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas - John Denver 7. She Ain’t Hooked on Me No More - Merle Haggard and Toby Keith 8. Somebody Put Something in my Drink - The Ramones 9. Songs That She Sang in the Shower - Jason Isbell 10. I Drink Alone - George Thorogood What makes anyone think “The Crystal Ship” is about alcohol? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60092 "2018-07-05T15:01:46Z")
Songs about alcohol and/or alcoholism 1. Crystal Ship - The Doors 2. Bottle of Wine - Tom Paxton 3. Jose Cuervo - Shelly West 4. If Drinking Don’t Kill Me Her Memory Will - George Jones 5. Summer Wine - Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazelwood 6. Please Daddy Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas - John Denver 7. She Ain’t Hooked on Me No More - Merle Haggard and Toby Keith 8. Somebody Put Something in my Drink - The Ramones 9. Songs That She Sang in the Shower - Jason Isbell 10. I Drink Alone - George Thorogood 11. Gin and Juice - Snoop Dogg ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60093 "2018-07-05T15:06:40Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > What makes anyone think “The Crystal Ship” is about alcohol? I can see it as a possibility. Morrison was always obscure in his lyrics but the song could be about a person drinking himself into forgetfulness. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60094 "2018-07-05T15:07:11Z")
Songs about alcohol and/or alcoholism 1. Crystal Ship - The Doors 2. Bottle of Wine - Tom Paxton 3. Jose Cuervo - Shelly West 4. If Drinking Don’t Kill Me Her Memory Will - George Jones 5. Summer Wine - Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazelwood 6. Please Daddy Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas - John Denver 7. She Ain’t Hooked on Me No More - Merle Haggard and Toby Keith 8. Somebody Put Something in my Drink - The Ramones 9. Songs That She Sang in the Shower - Jason Isbell 10. I Drink Alone - George Thorogood 11. Gin and Juice - Snoop Dogg 12. Rum By Gum - Chad Mitchell Trio ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60095 "2018-07-05T15:08:55Z")
Songs about alcohol and/or alcoholism 1. Crystal Ship - The Doors 2. Bottle of Wine - Tom Paxton 3. Jose Cuervo - Shelly West 4. If Drinking Don’t Kill Me Her Memory Will - George Jones 5. Summer Wine - Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazelwood 6. Please Daddy Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas - John Denver 7. She Ain’t Hooked on Me No More - Merle Haggard and Toby Keith 8. Somebody Put Something in my Drink - The Ramones 9. Songs That She Sang in the Shower - Jason Isbell 10. I Drink Alone - George Thorogood 11. Gin and Juice - Snoop Dogg 12. I Gotta Get Drunk - Willie Nelson ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60096 "2018-07-05T15:11:49Z")
Songs about alcohol and/or alcoholism 1. Crystal Ship - The Doors 2. Bottle of Wine - Tom Paxton 3. Jose Cuervo - Shelly West 4. If Drinking Don’t Kill Me Her Memory Will - George Jones 5. Summer Wine - Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazelwood 6. Please Daddy Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas - John Denver 7. She Ain’t Hooked on Me No More - Merle Haggard and Toby Keith 8. Somebody Put Something in my Drink - The Ramones 9. Songs That She Sang in the Shower - Jason Isbell 10. I Drink Alone - George Thorogood 11. Gin and Juice - Snoop Dogg 12. I Gotta Get Drunk - Willie Nelson 13. Have a Drink on Me - AC/DC Pass ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60097 "2018-07-05T15:26:47Z")
Fiction with a number in the title 1. 77 Sunset Strip ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60098 "2018-07-05T15:32:43Z")
Fiction with a number in the title 1. 77 Sunset Strip 2. 12 Monkeys ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60099 "2018-07-05T16:03:28Z")
Fiction with a number in the title 1. 77 Sunset Strip 2. 12 Monkeys 3. Around the World in 80 Days ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60100 "2018-07-05T16:03:48Z")
Fiction with a number in the title 1. 77 Sunset Strip 2. 12 Monkeys 3. Around the World in 80 Days 4. Fahrenheit 451 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60101 "2018-07-05T16:31:12Z")
Fiction with a number in the title 1. 77 Sunset Strip 2. 12 Monkeys 3. Around the World in 80 Days 4. Fahrenheit 451 5. 1984 ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60102 "2018-07-05T16:35:39Z")
Fiction with a number in the title 1. 77 Sunset Strip 2. 12 Monkeys 3. Around the World in 80 Days 4. Fahrenheit 451 5. 1984 6. Catch 22 ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60103 "2018-07-05T16:55:53Z")
Fiction with a number in the title 1. 77 Sunset Strip 2. 12 Monkeys 3. Around the World in 80 Days 4. Fahrenheit 451 5. 1984 6. Catch 22 7. Six Days of the Condor (the book is Six, the movie is Three) Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60104 "2018-07-05T17:02:08Z")
Fiction with a number in the title 1. 77 Sunset Strip 2. 12 Monkeys 3. Around the World in 80 Days 4. Fahrenheit 451 5. 1984 6. Catch 22 7. Six Days of the Condor (the book is Six, the movie is Three) 8. The Taking of Pelham 123 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60105 "2018-07-05T17:23:51Z")
Fiction with a number in the title 1. 77 Sunset Strip 2. 12 Monkeys 3. Around the World in 80 Days 4. Fahrenheit 451 5. 1984 6. Catch 22 7. Six Days of the Condor (the book is Six, the movie is Three) 8. The Taking of Pelham 123 9. The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60106 "2018-07-05T17:54:35Z")
Fiction with a number in the title 1. 77 Sunset Strip 2. 12 Monkeys 3. Around the World in 80 Days 4. Fahrenheit 451 5. 1984 6. Catch 22 7. Six Days of the Condor (the book is Six, the movie is Three) 8. The Taking of Pelham 123 9. The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency 10. 11/22/63 by Stephen King [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3004) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3006)