# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3022
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60427 "2018-07-25T20:01:09Z")
Great Plot Twists 1. The Empire Strikes Back: Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s son 2. The Sixth Sense: Dr. Crowe has another 40 years of life to look forward to 3. The Crying Game: Miranda Richardson is the lead actress 4. Sleuth: There are lots of different characters in this movie. 5. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: “I am Kendra, the vampire slayer.” 6. Sleepaway Camp: "How can it be? My God, she’s a boy!” 7. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest - Nurse Ratchet is actually a patient! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60428 "2018-07-25T20:22:22Z")
Great Plot Twists 1. The Empire Strikes Back: Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s son 2. The Sixth Sense: Dr. Crowe has another 40 years of life to look forward to 3. The Crying Game: Miranda Richardson is the lead actress 4. Sleuth: There are lots of different characters in this movie. 5. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: “I am Kendra, the vampire slayer.” 6. Sleepaway Camp: "How can it be? My God, she’s a boy!” 7. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest - Nurse Ratchet is actually a patient! 8. Titanic: The ship is able to steer around the iceberg at the last second; Jack dumps Rose once they reach New York, leaving her with syphilis ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60429 "2018-07-25T20:29:06Z")
Great Plot Twists 1. The Empire Strikes Back: Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s son 2. The Sixth Sense: Dr. Crowe has another 40 years of life to look forward to 3. The Crying Game: Miranda Richardson is the lead actress 4. Sleuth: There are lots of different characters in this movie. 5. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: “I am Kendra, the vampire slayer.” 6. Sleepaway Camp: "How can it be? My God, she’s a boy!” 7. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest - Nurse Ratchet is actually a patient! 8. Titanic: The ship is able to steer around the iceberg at the last second; Jack dumps Rose once they reach New York, leaving her with syphilis 9. Curious George: The Man with the yellow hat attempts to retrieve his hat and George not only refuses to surrender it but flings poo at him too. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60430 "2018-07-25T21:47:59Z")
Great Plot Twists 1. The Empire Strikes Back: Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s son 2. The Sixth Sense: Dr. Crowe has another 40 years of life to look forward to 3. The Crying Game: Miranda Richardson is the lead actress 4. Sleuth: There are lots of different characters in this movie. 5. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: “I am Kendra, the vampire slayer.” 6. Sleepaway Camp: "How can it be? My God, she’s a boy!” 7. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest - Nurse Ratchet is actually a patient! 8. Titanic: The ship is able to steer around the iceberg at the last second; Jack dumps Rose once they reach New York, leaving her with syphilis 9. Curious George: The Man with the yellow hat attempts to retrieve his hat and George not only refuses to surrender it but flings poo at him too. 10. ET The Extra Terrestrial - ET informs his race of Earth’s weaknesses and they come back to invade. ---
**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60431 "2018-07-25T23:35:59Z")
Great Plot Twists 1. The Empire Strikes Back: Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s son 2. The Sixth Sense: Dr. Crowe has another 40 years of life to look forward to 3. The Crying Game: Miranda Richardson is the lead actress 4. Sleuth: There are lots of different characters in this movie. 5. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: “I am Kendra, the vampire slayer.” 6. Sleepaway Camp: "How can it be? My God, she’s a boy!” 7. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest - Nurse Ratchet is actually a patient! 8. Titanic: The ship is able to steer around the iceberg at the last second; Jack dumps Rose once they reach New York, leaving her with syphilis 9. Curious George: The Man with the yellow hat attempts to retrieve his hat and George not only refuses to surrender it but flings poo at him too. 10. ET The Extra Terrestrial - ET informs his race of Earth’s weaknesses and they come back to invade. 11. Wizard of OZ: Dorothy stays in OZ and rules it with an iron fist. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60432 "2018-07-26T01:36:18Z")
Great Plot Twists 1. The Empire Strikes Back: Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s son 2. The Sixth Sense: Dr. Crowe has another 40 years of life to look forward to 3. The Crying Game: Miranda Richardson is the lead actress 4. Sleuth: There are lots of different characters in this movie. 5. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: “I am Kendra, the vampire slayer.” 6. Sleepaway Camp: "How can it be? My God, she’s a boy!” 7. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest - Nurse Ratchet is actually a patient! 8. Titanic: The ship is able to steer around the iceberg at the last second; Jack dumps Rose once they reach New York, leaving her with syphilis 9. Curious George: The Man with the yellow hat attempts to retrieve his hat and George not only refuses to surrender it but flings poo at him too. 10. ET The Extra Terrestrial - ET informs his race of Earth’s weaknesses and they come back to invade. 11. Wizard of OZ: Dorothy stays in OZ and rules it with an iron fist. 12. Jaws: Quint gets a bigger boat; by the time he goes back out on the ocean, the shark, bored, has swum off to Aruba ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60433 "2018-07-26T03:10:02Z")
Great Plot Twists 1. The Empire Strikes Back: Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s son 2. The Sixth Sense: Dr. Crowe has another 40 years of life to look forward to 3. The Crying Game: Miranda Richardson is the lead actress 4. Sleuth: There are lots of different characters in this movie. 5. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: “I am Kendra, the vampire slayer.” 6. Sleepaway Camp: "How can it be? My God, she’s a boy!” 7. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest - Nurse Ratchet is actually a patient! 8. Titanic: The ship is able to steer around the iceberg at the last second; Jack dumps Rose once they reach New York, leaving her with syphilis 9. Curious George: The Man with the yellow hat attempts to retrieve his hat and George not only refuses to surrender it but flings poo at him too. 10. ET The Extra Terrestrial - ET informs his race of Earth’s weaknesses and they come back to invade. 11. Wizard of OZ: Dorothy stays in OZ and rules it with an iron fist. 12. Jaws: Quint gets a bigger boat; by the time he goes back out on the ocean, the shark, bored, has swum off to Aruba 13. Escape From New York: They don’t make it. Pass. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60434 "2018-07-26T04:11:36Z")
Rejected Casting for Movie Roles 1. Richard Simmons as Amon Goeth, _Schindler’s List_ ---
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60435 "2018-07-26T05:13:50Z")
Rejected Casting for Movie Roles 1. Richard Simmons as Amon Goeth, \*Schindler’s List \* 2. Richard Simmons as Daddy Warbucks, _Annie_ ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60436 "2018-07-26T05:56:47Z")
Rejected Casting for Movie Roles 1. Richard Simmons as Amon Goeth, _Schindler’s List_ 2. Richard Simmons as Daddy Warbucks, _Annie_ 3. Richard Simmons as Don Corleone, _The Godfather_ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60437 "2018-07-26T06:04:22Z")
Rejected Casting for Movie Roles 1. Richard Simmons as Amon Goeth, _Schindler’s List_ 2. Richard Simmons as Daddy Warbucks, _Annie_ 3. Richard Simmons as Don Corleone, _The Godfather_ 4. Richard Simmons as John McClane, _Die Hard_ ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60438 "2018-07-26T07:19:31Z")
Rejected Casting for Movie Roles 1. Richard Simmons as Amon Goeth, Schindler’s List 2. Richard Simmons as Daddy Warbucks, Annie 3. Richard Simmons as Don Corleone, The Godfather 4. Richard Simmons as John McClane, Die Hard 5. Richard Simmons as Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark and sequels ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60439 "2018-07-26T07:29:46Z")
Rejected Casting for Movie Roles 1. Richard Simmons as Amon Goeth, _Schindler’s List_ 2. Richard Simmons as Daddy Warbucks, _Annie_ 3. Richard Simmons as Don Corleone, _The Godfather_ 4. Richard Simmons as John McClane, _Die Hard_ 5. Richard Simmons as Indiana Jones, _Raiders of the Lost Ark_ and sequels 6. Richard Simmons as Rocky Balboa, _Rocky_ and sequels ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60440 "2018-07-26T12:25:49Z")
Rejected Casting for Movie Roles 1. Richard Simmons as Amon Goeth, _Schindler’s List_ 2. Richard Simmons as Daddy Warbucks, _Annie_ 3. Richard Simmons as Don Corleone, _The Godfather_ 4. Richard Simmons as John McClane, _Die Hard_ 5. Richard Simmons as Indiana Jones, _Raiders of the Lost Ark_ and sequels 6. Richard Simmons as Rocky Balboa, _Rocky_ and sequels 7. Richard Simmons as Rooster Cogburn, _True Grit_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60441 "2018-07-26T13:08:52Z")
Rejected Casting for Movie Roles 1. Richard Simmons as Amon Goeth, _Schindler’s List_ 2. Richard Simmons as Daddy Warbucks, _Annie_ 3. Richard Simmons as Don Corleone, _The Godfather_ 4. Richard Simmons as John McClane, _Die Hard_ 5. Richard Simmons as Indiana Jones, _Raiders of the Lost Ark_ and sequels 6. Richard Simmons as Rocky Balboa, _Rocky_ and sequels 7. Richard Simmons as Rooster Cogburn, _True Grit_ 8. Richard Simmons as Darth Vader _The Empire Strikes Back_ ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60442 "2018-07-26T13:29:47Z")
Rejected Casting for Movie Roles 1. Richard Simmons as Amon Goeth, _Schindler’s List_ 2. Richard Simmons as Daddy Warbucks, _Annie_ 3. Richard Simmons as Don Corleone, _The Godfather_ 4. Richard Simmons as John McClane, _Die Hard_ 5. Richard Simmons as Indiana Jones, _Raiders of the Lost Ark_ and sequels 6. Richard Simmons as Rocky Balboa, _Rocky_ and sequels 7. Richard Simmons as Rooster Cogburn, _True Grit_ 8. Richard Simmons as Darth Vader _The Empire Strikes Back_ 9. Richard Simmons as Ilsa Lund, _Casablanca_ Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60443 "2018-07-26T13:31:27Z")
Rejected Casting for Movie Roles 1. Richard Simmons as Amon Goeth, _Schindler’s List_ 2. Richard Simmons as Daddy Warbucks, _Annie_ 3. Richard Simmons as Don Corleone, _The Godfather_ 4. Richard Simmons as John McClane, _Die Hard_ 5. Richard Simmons as Indiana Jones, _Raiders of the Lost Ark_ and sequels 6. Richard Simmons as Rocky Balboa, _Rocky_ and sequels 7. Richard Simmons as Rooster Cogburn, _True Grit_ 8. Richard Simmons as Darth Vader _The Empire Strikes Back_ 9. Richard Simmons as Ilsa Lund, _Casablanca_ 10. Keira Knightley as Richard Simmons, _Straight as an Arrow: The Richard Simmons Story_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60444 "2018-07-26T13:38:50Z")
Rejected Casting for Movie Roles 1. Richard Simmons as Amon Goeth, _Schindler’s List_ 2. Richard Simmons as Daddy Warbucks, _Annie_ 3. Richard Simmons as Don Corleone, _The Godfather_ 4. Richard Simmons as John McClane, _Die Hard_ 5. Richard Simmons as Indiana Jones, _Raiders of the Lost Ark_ and sequels 6. Richard Simmons as Rocky Balboa, _Rocky_ and sequels 7. Richard Simmons as Rooster Cogburn, _True Grit_ 8. Richard Simmons as Darth Vader _The Empire Strikes Back_ 9. Richard Simmons as Ilsa Lund, _Casablanca_ 10. Keira Knightley as Richard Simmons, _Straight as an Arrow: The Richard Simmons Story_ 11. Richard Simmons as Richard Simmons, _Straight as an Arrow: The Richard Simmons Story_ ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60445 "2018-07-26T13:44:53Z")
Rejected Casting for Movie Roles 1. Richard Simmons as Amon Goeth, _Schindler’s List_ 2. Richard Simmons as Daddy Warbucks, _Annie_ 3. Richard Simmons as Don Corleone, _The Godfather_ 4. Richard Simmons as John McClane, _Die Hard_ 5. Richard Simmons as Indiana Jones, _Raiders of the Lost Ark_ and sequels 6. Richard Simmons as Rocky Balboa, _Rocky_ and sequels 7. Richard Simmons as Rooster Cogburn, _True Grit_ 8. Richard Simmons as Darth Vader _The Empire Strikes Back_ 9. Richard Simmons as Ilsa Lund, _Casablanca_ 10. Keira Knightley as Richard Simmons, _Straight as an Arrow: The Richard Simmons Story_ 11. Richard Simmons as Richard Simmons, _Straight as an Arrow: The Richard Simmons Story_ 12. Richard Simmons as Billy Jack in _Billy Jack_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60446 "2018-07-26T13:50:19Z")
Rejected Casting for Movie Roles 1. Richard Simmons as Amon Goeth, Schindler’s List 2. Richard Simmons as Daddy Warbucks, Annie 3. Richard Simmons as Don Corleone, The Godfather 4. Richard Simmons as John McClane, Die Hard 5. Richard Simmons as Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark and sequels 6. Richard Simmons as Rocky Balboa, Rocky and sequels 7. Richard Simmons as Rooster Cogburn, True Grit 8. Richard Simmons as Darth Vader The Empire Strikes Back 9. Richard Simmons as Ilsa Lund, Casablanca 10. Keira Knightley as Richard Simmons, Straight as an Arrow: The Richard Simmons Story 11. Richard Simmons as Richard Simmons, Straight as an Arrow: The Richard Simmons Story 12. Richard Simmons as Billy Jack in Billy Jack 13. Richard Simmons as Jesus Christ in Jesus Christ Superstar Next up: Songs with street, avenue, lane, way, etc. in the title 1. Baker Street by Gerry Rafferty [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3021) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3023)