# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3047
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60927 "2018-08-23T00:53:33Z")
After Manafort’s conviction and Cohen’s plea, the next bad news for Donald Trump 1. Trained marmot on his head demands a huge raise 2. Ivanka is pregnant, and Donald is the father. 3. The White House chef only has enough ice cream to serve him one scoop tonight. 4. His doctor told him he’s one Big Mac away from a triple bypass. 5. Barron asks for help with math homework 6. A new porn star goes public with accusations of being paid off by Trump. And it’s Ron Jeremy. 7. Mike Pence finally gathers up the courage to declare his love even though Mother would not approve. 8. Mike Pence has arrived with lunch from McDonalds. See #4 above. 9. The White House runs out of Diet Coke, and Trump presses the red button on his desk only to receive an ice-cold Tab 10. It’s discovered beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump was born in Mexico and sneaked across the border, where he was illegally adopted by the Trumps. His real parents are George H.W. Bush and “some Mexican whore.” 11. Attorney General Sessions asks for his gonads back ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60928 "2018-08-23T03:58:54Z")
After Manafort’s conviction and Cohen’s plea, the next bad news for Donald Trump 1. Trained marmot on his head demands a huge raise 2. Ivanka is pregnant, and Donald is the father. 3. The White House chef only has enough ice cream to serve him one scoop tonight. 4. His doctor told him he’s one Big Mac away from a triple bypass. 5. Barron asks for help with math homework 6. A new porn star goes public with accusations of being paid off by Trump. And it’s Ron Jeremy. 7. Mike Pence finally gathers up the courage to declare his love even though Mother would not approve. 8. Mike Pence has arrived with lunch from McDonalds. See #4 above. 9. The White House runs out of Diet Coke, and Trump presses the red button on his desk only to receive an ice-cold Tab 10. It’s discovered beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump was born in Mexico and sneaked across the border, where he was illegally adopted by the Trumps. His real parents are George H.W. Bush and “some Mexican whore.” 11. Attorney General Sessions asks for his gonads back 12. The pro shop at Mar-a-Lago runs out of his favorite brand of golf balls. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60929 "2018-08-23T05:21:40Z")
After Manafort’s conviction and Cohen’s plea, the next bad news for Donald Trump 1. Trained marmot on his head demands a huge raise 2. Ivanka is pregnant, and Donald is the father. 3. The White House chef only has enough ice cream to serve him one scoop tonight. 4. His doctor told him he’s one Big Mac away from a triple bypass. 5. Barron asks for help with math homework 6. A new porn star goes public with accusations of being paid off by Trump. And it’s Ron Jeremy. 7. Mike Pence finally gathers up the courage to declare his love even though Mother would not approve. 8. Mike Pence has arrived with lunch from McDonalds. See #4 above. 9. The White House runs out of Diet Coke, and Trump presses the red button on his desk only to receive an ice-cold Tab 10. It’s discovered beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump was born in Mexico and sneaked across the border, where he was illegally adopted by the Trumps. His real parents are George H.W. Bush and “some Mexican whore.” 11. Attorney General Sessions asks for his gonads back 12. The pro shop at Mar-a-Lago runs out of his favorite brand of golf balls. 13. Congress repeals the 22nd Amendment and Barack Obama announces he’ll seek a third term in 2020. I’ll pass. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60930 "2018-08-23T06:11:21Z")
Famous Georges. 1. George Harrison - Musician and Beatle ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60931 "2018-08-23T06:47:26Z")
Famous Georges. 1. George Harrison - Musician and Beatle 2. George Sand, French author ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60932 "2018-08-23T13:11:25Z")
Famous Georges. 1. George Harrison - Musician and Beatle 2. George Sand, French author 3. George Washington - First US President ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60933 "2018-08-23T13:33:00Z")
Famous Georges. 1. George Harrison - Musician and Beatle 2. George Sand, French author 3. George Washington - First US President 4, George Kennedy - Actor ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60934 "2018-08-23T14:49:51Z")
Famous Georges. 1. George Harrison - Musician and Beatle 2. George Sand - French author 3. George Washington - First US President 4. George Kennedy - Actor 5. George Henry Thomas - Civil War general A Virginian who remained loyal to the U.S., “The Rock of Chickamauga” never lost a battle in which he was in command: [George Henry Thomas - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Henry_Thomas) ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60935 "2018-08-23T14:57:33Z")
Famous Georges. 1. George Harrison - Musician and Beatle 2. George Sand, French author 3. George Washington - First US President 4. George Kennedy - Actor 5. George Henry Thomas - Civil War general 6. George Stephanopoulos - journalist ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60936 "2018-08-23T14:58:26Z")
Famous Georges. 1. George Harrison - Musician and Beatle 2. George Sand, French author 3. George Washington - First US President 4. George Kennedy - Actor 5. George Henry Thomas - Civil War general 6. George Stephanopoulos - journalist 7. George III - British king ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60937 "2018-08-23T15:02:03Z")
Famous Georges. 1. George Harrison - Musician and Beatle 2. George Sand, French author 3. George Washington - First US President 4. George Kennedy - Actor 5. George Henry Thomas - Civil War general 6. George Stephanopoulos - journalist 7. George III - British king 8. George Bernard Shaw - playwright ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60938 "2018-08-23T15:09:51Z")
Famous Georges. 1. George Harrison - Musician and Beatle 2. George Sand, French author 3. George Washington - First US President 4. George Kennedy - Actor 5. George Henry Thomas - Civil War general 6. George Stephanopoulos - journalist 7. George III - British king 8. George Bernard Shaw - playwright 9. Gorgeous George - Pro Wrestler ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60939 "2018-08-23T15:15:11Z")
Famous Georges. 1. George Harrison - Musician and Beatle 2. George Sand, French author 3. George Washington - First US President 4. George Kennedy - Actor 5. George Henry Thomas - Civil War general 6. George Stephanopoulos - journalist 7. George III - British king 8. George Bernard Shaw - playwright 9. Gorgeous George - Pro Wrestler 10. George Martin - Record Producer ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60940 "2018-08-23T16:08:30Z")
Famous Georges. 1. George Harrison - Musician and Beatle 2. George Sand, French author 3. George Washington - First US President 4. George Kennedy - Actor 5. George Henry Thomas - Civil War general 6. George Stephanopoulos - journalist 7. George III - British king 8. George Bernard Shaw - playwright 9. Gorgeous George - Pro Wrestler 10. George Martin - Record Producer 11. George Bush - US President ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60941 "2018-08-23T16:11:08Z")
Famous Georges. 1. George Harrison - Musician and Beatle 2. George Sand, French author 3. George Washington - First US President 4. George Kennedy - Actor 5. George Henry Thomas - Civil War general 6. George Stephanopoulos - journalist 7. George III - British king 8. George Bernard Shaw - playwright 9. Gorgeous George - Pro Wrestler 10. George Martin - Record Producer 11. George Bush - US President 12. George “Babe” Ruth - baseball player ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60942 "2018-08-23T16:41:18Z")
Famous Georges. 1. George Harrison - Musician and Beatle 2. George Sand, French author 3. George Washington - First US President 4. George Kennedy - Actor 5. George Henry Thomas - Civil War general 6. George Stephanopoulos - journalist 7. George III - British king 8. George Bernard Shaw - playwright 9. Gorgeous George - Pro Wrestler 10. George Martin - Record Producer 11. George Bush - US President 12. George “Babe” Ruth - baseball player 13. George of the Jungle - cartoon character New! 1970’s TV series 1. Banacek ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60943 "2018-08-23T16:49:40Z")
1970’s TV series 1. Banacek 2. The Mary Tyler Moore Show ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60944 "2018-08-23T17:03:15Z")
1970’s TV series 1. Banacek 2. The Mary Tyler Moore Show 3. MASH ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60945 "2018-08-23T17:07:25Z")
1970’s TV series 1. Banacek 2. The Mary Tyler Moore Show 3. MASH 4. Six Million Dollar Man ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/60946 "2018-08-23T17:25:30Z")
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