# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3079
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Arnold Schwarzenegger wisecracks, and the movies they came from. (Repetition acceptable) 1. “Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.” - Commando 2. “I’ll be back.” - The Running Man, to which Damon Killian replied, “Only in a rerun.” 3. “Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.” - Commando 4. “Chill out, dickwad.” - Terminator 2 5. Following #3 - Rae Dawn Chong asks “Whatcha do with Sully?” “I let him go.” - Commando 6. “I’m the party pooper”- Kindergarten Cop ---
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Arnold Schwarzenegger wisecracks, and the movies they came from. (Repetition acceptable) 1. “Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.” - Commando 2. “I’ll be back.” - The Running Man, to which Damon Killian replied, “Only in a rerun.” 3. “Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.” - Commando 4. “Chill out, dickwad.” - Terminator 2 5. Following #3 - Rae Dawn Chong asks “Whatcha do with Sully?” “I let him go.” - Commando 6. “I’m the party pooper”- Kindergarten Cop 7. “My shoe is bigger than this car.” - Expendables 2 ---
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Arnold Schwarzenegger wisecracks, and the movies they came from. (Repetition acceptable) 1. “Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.” - Commando 2. “I’ll be back.” - The Running Man, to which Damon Killian replied, “Only in a rerun.” 3. “Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.” - Commando 4. “Chill out, dickwad.” - Terminator 2 5. Following #3 - Rae Dawn Chong asks “Whatcha do with Sully?” “I let him go.” - Commando 6. “I’m the party pooper”- Kindergarten Cop 7. “My shoe is bigger than this car.” - Expendables 2 8. “You’re fired!” - True Lies, while firing a Harrier missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging from ---
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Arnold Schwarzenegger wisecracks, and the movies they came from. (Repetition acceptable) 1. “Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.” - Commando 2. “I’ll be back.” - The Running Man, to which Damon Killian replied, “Only in a rerun.” 3. “Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.” - Commando 4. “Chill out, dickwad.” - Terminator 2 5. Following #3 - Rae Dawn Chong asks “Whatcha do with Sully?” “I let him go.” - Commando 6. “I’m the party pooper”- Kindergarten Cop 7. “My shoe is bigger than this car.” - Expendables 2 8. “You’re fired!” - True Lies, while firing a Harrier missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging from 9. “Stick around.” - said after throwing a large knife to pin a guy to a wall ---
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Arnold Schwarzenegger wisecracks, and the movies they came from. (Repetition acceptable) 1. “Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.” - Commando 2. “I’ll be back.” - The Running Man, to which Damon Killian replied, “Only in a rerun.” 3. “Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.” - Commando 4. “Chill out, dickwad.” - Terminator 2 5. Following #3 - Rae Dawn Chong asks “Whatcha do with Sully?” “I let him go.” - Commando 6. “I’m the party pooper”- Kindergarten Cop 7. “My shoe is bigger than this car.” - Expendables 2 8. “You’re fired!” - True Lies, while firing a Harrier missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging from 9. “Stick around.” - said after throwing a large knife to pin a guy to a wall 10. “My name is Julius and I am your twin brother.” - Twins, to Danny DeVito’s Vincent. ---
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Arnold Schwarzenegger wisecracks, and the movies they came from. (Repetition acceptable) 1. “Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.” - Commando 2. “I’ll be back.” - The Running Man, to which Damon Killian replied, “Only in a rerun.” 3. “Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.” - Commando 4. “Chill out, dickwad.” - Terminator 2 5. Following #3 - Rae Dawn Chong asks “Whatcha do with Sully?” “I let him go.” - Commando 6. “I’m the party pooper”- Kindergarten Cop 7. “My shoe is bigger than this car.” - Expendables 2 8. “You’re fired!” - True Lies, while firing a Harrier missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging from 9. “Stick around.” - said after throwing a large knife to pin a guy to a wall 10. “My name is Julius and I am your twin brother.” - Twins, to Danny DeVito’s Vincent. 11. [“It’s not a tumor!”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo) - Kindergarten Cop ---
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Arnold Schwarzenegger wisecracks, and the movies they came from. (Repetition acceptable) 1. “Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.” - Commando 2. “I’ll be back.” - The Running Man, to which Damon Killian replied, “Only in a rerun.” 3. “Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.” - Commando 4. “Chill out, dickwad.” - Terminator 2 5. Following #3 - Rae Dawn Chong asks “Whatcha do with Sully?” “I let him go.” - Commando 6. “I’m the party pooper”- Kindergarten Cop 7. “My shoe is bigger than this car.” - Expendables 2 8. “You’re fired!” - True Lies, while firing a Harrier missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging from 9. “Stick around.” - said after throwing a large knife to pin a guy to a wall 10. “My name is Julius and I am your twin brother.” - Twins, to Danny DeVito’s Vincent. 11. [“It’s not a tumor!”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo) - Kindergarten Cop 12. “Hasta la vista, baby” - Terminator 2: Judgement Day ---
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Arnold Schwarzenegger wisecracks, and the movies they came from. (Repetition acceptable) 1. “Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.” - Commando 2. “I’ll be back.” - The Running Man, to which Damon Killian replied, “Only in a rerun.” 3. “Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.” - Commando 4. “Chill out, dickwad.” - Terminator 2 5. Following #3 - Rae Dawn Chong asks “Whatcha do with Sully?” “I let him go.” - Commando 6. “I’m the party pooper”- Kindergarten Cop 7. “My shoe is bigger than this car.” - Expendables 2 8. “You’re fired!” - True Lies, while firing a Harrier missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging from 9. “Stick around.” - said after throwing a large knife to pin a guy to a wall 10. “My name is Julius and I am your twin brother.” - Twins, to Danny DeVito’s Vincent. 11. “It’s not a tumor!” - Kindergarten Cop 12. “Hasta la vista, baby” - Terminator 2: Judgment Day 13. “Yes, but they were all bad” - True Lies, when asked by his wife if he’d killed people Next: James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from 1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred ---
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James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from 1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred 2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye ---
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James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from 1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred 2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye 3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole. ---
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James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from 1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred 2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye 3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole. 4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train. ---
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James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from 1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred 2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye 3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole. 4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train. 5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun ---
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James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from 1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred 2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye 3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole. 4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train. 5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun 6. “He blew a fuse.” - referring to Oddjob, who was electrocuted, in Goldfinger ---
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James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from 1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred 2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye 3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole. 4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train. 5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun 6. “He blew a fuse.” - referring to Oddjob, who was electrocuted, in Goldfinger 7. “Positively shocking.” - After electrocuting a would-be assassin in Goldfinger ---
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James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from 1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred 2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye 3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole. 4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train. 5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun 6. “He blew a fuse.” - referring to Oddjob, who was electrocuted, in Goldfinger 7. “Positively shocking.” - After electrocuting a would-be assassin in Goldfinger 8. “Surely you must have realized the skill was not to hit your knee, but to … miss the rest of you.” — to the portly Valentin, in GoldenEye, whom Bond crippled with a shot to the knee ---
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James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from 1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred 2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye 3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole. 4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train. 5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun 6. “He blew a fuse.” - referring to Oddjob, who was electrocuted, in Goldfinger 7. “Positively shocking.” - After electrocuting a would-be assassin in Goldfinger 8. “Surely you must have realized the skill was not to hit your knee, but to … miss the rest of you.” — to the portly Valentin, in GoldenEye, whom Bond crippled with a shot to the knee 9. (British Minister of Defense) “Bond, what do you think you’re doing?!” (Bond) “Keeping the British end up, sir.” {The Spy Who Loved Me (1977), at the end of the movie, after Bond did what he does well} ---
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James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from 1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred 2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye 3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole. 4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train. 5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun 6. “He blew a fuse.” - referring to Oddjob, who was electrocuted, in Goldfinger 7. “Positively shocking.” - After electrocuting a would-be assassin in Goldfinger 8. “Surely you must have realized the skill was not to hit your knee, but to … miss the rest of you.” — to the portly Valentin, in GoldenEye, whom Bond crippled with a shot to the knee 9. (British Minister of Defense) “Bond, what do you think you’re doing?!” (Bond) “Keeping the British end up, sir.” {The Spy Who Loved Me (1977), at the end of the movie, after Bond did what he does well} 10. “This never happened to the other fellow.” On Her Majesty’s Secret Service ---
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James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from 1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred 2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye 3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole. 4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train. 5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun 6. “He blew a fuse.” - referring to Oddjob, who was electrocuted, in Goldfinger 7. “Positively shocking.” - After electrocuting a would-be assassin in Goldfinger 8. “Surely you must have realized the skill was not to hit your knee, but to … miss the rest of you.” — to the portly Valentin, in GoldenEye, whom Bond crippled with a shot to the knee 9. (British Minister of Defense) “Bond, what do you think you’re doing?!” (Bond) “Keeping the British end up, sir.” {The Spy Who Loved Me (1977), at the end of the movie, after Bond did what he does well} 10. “This never happened to the other fellow.” On Her Majesty’s Secret Service 11. (Drax to Bond, after Bond survives a python encounter) "Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?” (Bond to Drax) “I discovered he had a crush on me.” – Moonraker ---
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James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from 1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred 2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye 3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole. 4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train. 5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun 6. “He blew a fuse.” - referring to Oddjob, who was electrocuted, in Goldfinger 7. “Positively shocking.” - After electrocuting a would-be assassin in Goldfinger 8. “Surely you must have realized the skill was not to hit your knee, but to … miss the rest of you.” — to the portly Valentin, in GoldenEye, whom Bond crippled with a shot to the knee 9. (British Minister of Defense) “Bond, what do you think you’re doing?!” (Bond) “Keeping the British end up, sir.” {The Spy Who Loved Me (1977), at the end of the movie, after Bond did what he does well} 10. “This never happened to the other fellow.” On Her Majesty’s Secret Service 11. (Drax to Bond, after Bond survives a python encounter) "Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?” (Bond to Drax) “I discovered he had a crush on me.” – Moonraker 12. (After shooting a villain with a spear): “I think he got the point.” —Thunderball ---
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James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from 1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred 2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye 3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole. 4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train. 5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun 6. “He blew a fuse.” - referring to Oddjob, who was electrocuted, in Goldfinger 7. “Positively shocking.” - After electrocuting a would-be assassin in Goldfinger 8. “Surely you must have realized the skill was not to hit your knee, but to … miss the rest of you.” — to the portly Valentin, in GoldenEye, whom Bond crippled with a shot to the knee 9. (British Minister of Defense) “Bond, what do you think you’re doing?!” (Bond) “Keeping the British end up, sir.” {The Spy Who Loved Me (1977), at the end of the movie, after Bond did what he does well} 10. “This never happened to the other fellow.” On Her Majesty’s Secret Service 11. (Drax to Bond, after Bond survives a python encounter) "Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?” (Bond to Drax) “I discovered he had a crush on me.” – Moonraker 12. (After shooting a villain with a spear): “I think he got the point.” —Thunderball 13. “A genuine Felix lighter.” - Live and Let Die. Bond is speaking with Felix Leiter via radio in the car from the airport. The radio is in the car’s cigarette lighter. Next: Birds you have seen in your back yard. 1. Blue Jay [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3078) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3080)