# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3094
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2018, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61867 "2018-10-13T17:31:22Z")
Things you might say to your significant other, but never to your boss 1. “C’mere and gimme a kiss!” 2. “I love you.” 3. “Let me tell you what my asshole boss did today.” 4. “I really wish you’d stop farting in bed.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2018, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61868 "2018-10-13T20:56:45Z")
Things you might say to your significant other, but never to your boss 1. “C’mere and gimme a kiss!” 2. “I love you.” 3. “Let me tell you what my asshole boss did today.” 4. “I really wish you’d stop farting in bed.” 5. “Wouldja mind fixing me a grilled cheese sandwich?” ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61869 "2018-10-14T03:47:39Z")
Things you might say to your significant other, but never to your boss 1. “C’mere and gimme a kiss!” 2. “I love you.” 3. “Let me tell you what my asshole boss did today.” 4. “I really wish you’d stop farting in bed.” 5. “Wouldja mind fixing me a grilled cheese sandwich?” 6. “Do you love me?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61870 "2018-10-14T04:48:44Z")
Things you might say to your significant other, but never to your boss 1. “C’mere and gimme a kiss!” 2. “I love you.” 3. “Let me tell you what my asshole boss did today.” 4. “I really wish you’d stop farting in bed.” 5. “Wouldja mind fixing me a grilled cheese sandwich?” 6. “Do you love me?” 7. “How about we drink some beer and fool around?” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61871 "2018-10-14T05:42:26Z")
Things you might say to your significant other, but never to your boss 1. “C’mere and gimme a kiss!” 2. “I love you.” 3. “Let me tell you what my asshole boss did today.” 4. “I really wish you’d stop farting in bed.” 5. “Wouldja mind fixing me a grilled cheese sandwich?” 6. “Do you love me?” 7. “How about we drink some beer and fool around?” 8. “Damn, the fucking Dodgers won tonight.” Boss is a Dodger fan. Wife is a Giants fan. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61872 "2018-10-14T06:07:34Z")
Things you might say to your significant other, but never to your boss 1. “C’mere and gimme a kiss!” 2. “I love you.” 3. “Let me tell you what my asshole boss did today.” 4. “I really wish you’d stop farting in bed.” 5. “Wouldja mind fixing me a grilled cheese sandwich?” 6. “Do you love me?” 7. “How about we drink some beer and fool around?” 8. “Damn, the fucking Dodgers won tonight.” 9. “Does this outfit look good on me?” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61873 "2018-10-14T06:45:18Z")
Things you might say to your significant other, but never to your boss 1. “C’mere and gimme a kiss!” 2. “I love you.” 3. “Let me tell you what my asshole boss did today.” 4. “I really wish you’d stop farting in bed.” 5. “Wouldja mind fixing me a grilled cheese sandwich?” 6. “Do you love me?” 7. “How about we drink some beer and fool around?” 8. “Damn, the fucking Dodgers won tonight.” 9. “Does this outfit look good on me?” 10. “Do you want me on top?” ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61874 "2018-10-14T06:58:19Z")
Things you might say to your significant other, but never to your boss 1. “C’mere and gimme a kiss!” 2. “I love you.” 3. “Let me tell you what my asshole boss did today.” 4. “I really wish you’d stop farting in bed.” 5. “Wouldja mind fixing me a grilled cheese sandwich?” 6. “Do you love me?” 7. “How about we drink some beer and fool around?” 8. “Damn, the fucking Dodgers won tonight.” 9. “Does this outfit look good on me?” 10. “Do you want me on top?” 11. “Can you bring me some toilet paper!” ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61875 "2018-10-14T07:07:05Z")
Things you might say to your significant other, but never to your boss 1. “C’mere and gimme a kiss!” 2. “I love you.” 3. “Let me tell you what my asshole boss did today.” 4. “I really wish you’d stop farting in bed.” 5. “Wouldja mind fixing me a grilled cheese sandwich?” 6. “Do you love me?” 7. “How about we drink some beer and fool around?” 8. “Damn, the fucking Dodgers won tonight.” 9. “Does this outfit look good on me?” 10. “Do you want me on top?” 11. “Can you bring me some toilet paper!” 12. “Sure, hon! I’d _ **love** _ for your mom to come visit us for the Christmas holidays and stay for 2 weeks!” Although this is something you might also never say to your significant other ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61876 "2018-10-14T11:28:57Z")
Things you might say to your significant other, but never to your boss 1. “C’mere and gimme a kiss!” 2. “I love you.” 3. “Let me tell you what my asshole boss did today.” 4. “I really wish you’d stop farting in bed.” 5. “Wouldja mind fixing me a grilled cheese sandwich?” 6. “Do you love me?” 7. “How about we drink some beer and fool around?” 8. “Damn, the fucking Dodgers won tonight.” 9. “Does this outfit look good on me?” 10. “Do you want me on top?” 11. “Can you bring me some toilet paper!” 12. “Sure, hon! I’d love for your mom to come visit us for the Christmas holidays and stay for 2 weeks!” 13. “If you bend just this way, you can get the whole thing in your mouth.” Pass ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61877 "2018-10-14T11:59:47Z")
Next: Songs with Na-Na lyrics 1. Hey Jude - The Beatles ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61878 "2018-10-14T13:26:56Z")
Songs with Na-Na lyrics 1. Hey Jude - The Beatles 2. Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61879 "2018-10-14T13:41:13Z")
Songs with Na-Na lyrics 1. Hey Jude - The Beatles 2. Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance 3. Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61880 "2018-10-14T13:57:28Z")
Songs with Na-Na lyrics 1. Hey Jude - The Beatles 2. Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance 3. Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys 4. [The Na-Na Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw_vELMX9Ns) - Sheryl Crow ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61881 "2018-10-14T14:22:02Z")
Songs with Na-Na lyrics 1. Hey Jude - The Beatles 2. Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance 3. Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys 4. [The Na-Na Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw_vELMX9Ns) - Sheryl Crow 5. Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye - Steam ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61882 "2018-10-14T14:29:39Z")
Songs with Na-Na lyrics 1. Hey Jude - The Beatles 2. Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance 3. Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys 4. [The Na-Na Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw_vELMX9Ns) - Sheryl Crow 5. Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye - Steam 6. Lovin’ Touchin’ Squeezin’ — Journey ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61883 "2018-10-14T16:56:44Z")
Songs with Na-Na lyrics 1. Hey Jude - The Beatles 2. Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance 3. Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys 4. The Na-Na Song - Sheryl Crow 5. Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye - Steam 6. Lovin’ Touchin’ Squeezin’ — Journey 7. Ladies Love Country Boys - Trace Adkins “I like the na-nas!”: [Ladies Love Country Boys - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-aKnn_A-VE) ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61884 "2018-10-14T17:49:08Z")
Songs with Na-Na lyrics 1. Hey Jude - The Beatles 2. Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance 3. Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys 4. The Na-Na Song - Sheryl Crow 5. Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye - Steam 6. Lovin’ Touchin’ Squeezin’ — Journey 7. Ladies Love Country Boys - Trace Adkins 8. I Know What Boys Like - The Waitresses ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61885 "2018-10-14T23:49:30Z")
Songs with Na-Na lyrics 1. Hey Jude - The Beatles 2. Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance 3. Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys 4. The Na-Na Song - Sheryl Crow 5. Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye - Steam 6. Lovin’ Touchin’ Squeezin’ — Journey 7. Ladies Love Country Boys - Trace Adkins 8. I Know What Boys Like - The Waitresses 9. All The Small Things - Blink-182 ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/61886 "2018-10-15T00:30:24Z")
Songs with Na-Na lyrics 1. Hey Jude - The Beatles 2. Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance 3. Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys 4. The Na-Na Song - Sheryl Crow 5. Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye - Steam 6. Lovin’ Touchin’ Squeezin’ — Journey 7. Ladies Love Country Boys - Trace Adkins 8. I Know What Boys Like - The Waitresses 9. All The Small Things - Blink-182 10. Hush - Joe South, covered by Deep Purple [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_4QBhC1uCP4/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AHeA4AC6AKKAgwIABABGGUgZShlMA8=&rs=AOn4CLAaAQpIskmyHuQzRw4ypgDSj42FJA "Deep Purple - Hush (Original Film Clip, 1968)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4QBhC1uCP4) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3093) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3095)