# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3114
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2018, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62267 "2018-10-30T19:52:05Z")
aSme city name, different state 1. Portland, Maine - Portland, Oregon 2. George, Washington - George, Missouri 3. Indianapolis, Indiana - Indianapolis, Iowa - Indianapolis, Oklahoma 4. Frederick, Colorado–Frederick, Illinois–Frederick, Maryland–Frederick, Oklahoma–Frederick, Pennsylvania–Frederick, South Dakota 5. Woodstock, Ontario, Canada - Woodstock, GA - Woodstock, IL - Woodstock, MN 6. Jacksonville, Alabama / Florida / Illinois 7. Springfield, Alabama,Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, New Jersey, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Vermont, Virginia, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin and Wisconsin ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2018, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62268 "2018-10-30T20:55:58Z")
Same city name, different state 1. Portland, Maine - Portland, Oregon 2. George, Washington - George, Missouri 3. Indianapolis, Indiana - Indianapolis, Iowa - Indianapolis, Oklahoma 4. Frederick, Colorado–Frederick, Illinois–Frederick, Maryland–Frederick, Oklahoma–Frederick, Pennsylvania–Frederick, South Dakota 5. Woodstock, Ontario, Canada - Woodstock, GA - Woodstock, IL - Woodstock, MN 6. Jacksonville, Alabama / Florida / Illinois 7. Springfield, Alabama,Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, New Jersey, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Vermont, Virginia, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin and Wisconsin 8. Paris, France - Paris, Texas - Paris, Illinois There are more that I didn’t realize: [Paris (disambiguation) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_(disambiguation)#Places) ---
**Author:** ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2018, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62269 "2018-10-30T21:30:12Z")
Same city name, different state 1. Portland, Maine - Portland, Oregon 2. George, Washington - George, Missouri 3. Indianapolis, Indiana - Indianapolis, Iowa - Indianapolis, Oklahoma 4. Frederick, Colorado–Frederick, Illinois–Frederick, Maryland–Frederick, Oklahoma–Frederick, Pennsylvania–Frederick, South Dakota 5. Woodstock, Ontario, Canada - Woodstock, GA - Woodstock, IL - Woodstock, MN 6. Jacksonville, Alabama / Florida / Illinois 7. Springfield, Alabama,Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, New Jersey, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Vermont, Virginia, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin and Wisconsin 8. Paris, France - Paris, Texas - Paris, Illinois 9. Kansas City, Kansas - Kansas City, Missouri ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2018, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62270 "2018-10-30T21:53:32Z")
Same city name, different state 1. Portland, Maine - Portland, Oregon 2. George, Washington - George, Missouri 3. Indianapolis, Indiana - Indianapolis, Iowa - Indianapolis, Oklahoma 4. Frederick, Colorado–Frederick, Illinois–Frederick, Maryland–Frederick, Oklahoma–Frederick, Pennsylvania–Frederick, South Dakota 5. Woodstock, Ontario, Canada - Woodstock, GA - Woodstock, IL - Woodstock, MN 6. Jacksonville, Alabama / Florida / Illinois 7. Springfield, Alabama,Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, New Jersey, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Vermont, Virginia, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin and Wisconsin 8. Paris, France - Paris, Texas - Paris, Illinois 9. Kansas City, Kansas - Kansas City, Missouri 10. Newport, Rhode Island - Newport, Oregon - Newport, Washington - Newport, Arkansas - Newport, Delaware - Newport, Illinois - Newport, Indiana - Newport, Kentucky - Newport, Maine - Newport, Maryland - Newport, Michigan - Newport, Minnesota - Newport, Missouri - Newport, Nebraska - Newport, New Hampshire - Newport, North Carolina - Newport, Oklahoma - Newport, Pennsylvania - Newport, South Carolina - Newport, Tennessee - Newport, Texas - Newport, Vermont - Newport, West Virginia = Newport, Wisconsin ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2018, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62271 "2018-10-30T22:27:26Z")
Same city name, different state 1. Portland, Maine - Portland, Oregon 2. George, Washington - George, Missouri 3. Indianapolis, Indiana - Indianapolis, Iowa - Indianapolis, Oklahoma 4. Frederick, Colorado–Frederick, Illinois–Frederick, Maryland–Frederick, Oklahoma–Frederick, Pennsylvania–Frederick, South Dakota 5. Woodstock, Ontario, Canada - Woodstock, GA - Woodstock, IL - Woodstock, MN 6. Jacksonville, Alabama / Florida / Illinois 7. Springfield, Alabama,Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, New Jersey, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Vermont, Virginia, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin and Wisconsin 8. Paris, France - Paris, Texas - Paris, Illinois 9. Kansas City, Kansas - Kansas City, Missouri 10. Newport, Rhode Island - Newport, Oregon - Newport, Washington - Newport, Arkansas - Newport, Delaware - Newport, Illinois - Newport, Indiana - Newport, Kentucky - Newport, Maine - Newport, Maryland - Newport, Michigan - Newport, Minnesota - Newport, Missouri - Newport, Nebraska - Newport, New Hampshire - Newport, North Carolina - Newport, Oklahoma - Newport, Pennsylvania - Newport, South Carolina - Newport, Tennessee - Newport, Texas - Newport, Vermont - Newport, West Virginia = Newport, Wisconsin 11. Kingston, Victoria, Australia - Kingston, Ontario, Canada - Kingston, Jamaica - Kingston, Greater London, UK - Kingston, NY, USA ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2018, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62272 "2018-10-30T22:27:52Z")
Same city name, different state 1. Portland, Maine - Portland, Oregon 2. George, Washington - George, Missouri 3. Indianapolis, Indiana - Indianapolis, Iowa - Indianapolis, Oklahoma 4. Frederick, Colorado–Frederick, Illinois–Frederick, Maryland–Frederick, Oklahoma–Frederick, Pennsylvania–Frederick, South Dakota 5. Woodstock, Ontario, Canada - Woodstock, GA - Woodstock, IL - Woodstock, MN 6. Jacksonville, Alabama / Florida / Illinois 7. Springfield, Alabama,Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, New Jersey, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Vermont, Virginia, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin and Wisconsin 8. Paris, France - Paris, Texas - Paris, Illinois 9. Kansas City, Kansas - Kansas City, Missouri 10. Newport, Rhode Island - Newport, Oregon - Newport, Washington - Newport, Arkansas - Newport, Delaware - Newport, Illinois - Newport, Indiana - Newport, Kentucky - Newport, Maine - Newport, Maryland - Newport, Michigan - Newport, Minnesota - Newport, Missouri - Newport, Nebraska - Newport, New Hampshire - Newport, North Carolina - Newport, Oklahoma - Newport, Pennsylvania - Newport, South Carolina - Newport, Tennessee - Newport, Texas - Newport, Vermont - Newport, West Virginia = Newport, Wisconsin 11. Peoria, Illinois / Peoria, Arizona ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2018, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62273 "2018-10-30T22:42:26Z")
Same city name, different state 1. Portland, Maine - Portland, Oregon 2. George, Washington - George, Missouri 3. Indianapolis, Indiana - Indianapolis, Iowa - Indianapolis, Oklahoma 4. Frederick, Colorado–Frederick, Illinois–Frederick, Maryland–Frederick, Oklahoma–Frederick, Pennsylvania–Frederick, South Dakota 5. Woodstock, Ontario, Canada - Woodstock, GA - Woodstock, IL - Woodstock, MN 6. Jacksonville, Alabama / Florida / Illinois 7. Springfield, Alabama,Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, New Jersey, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Vermont, Virginia, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin and Wisconsin 8. Paris, France - Paris, Texas - Paris, Illinois 9. Kansas City, Kansas - Kansas City, Missouri 10. Newport, Rhode Island - Newport, Oregon - Newport, Washington - Newport, Arkansas - Newport, Delaware - Newport, Illinois - Newport, Indiana - Newport, Kentucky - Newport, Maine - Newport, Maryland - Newport, Michigan - Newport, Minnesota - Newport, Missouri - Newport, Nebraska - Newport, New Hampshire - Newport, North Carolina - Newport, Oklahoma - Newport, Pennsylvania - Newport, South Carolina - Newport, Tennessee - Newport, Texas - Newport, Vermont - Newport, West Virginia = Newport, Wisconsin 11. Kingston, Victoria, Australia - Kingston, Ontario, Canada - Kingston, Jamaica - Kingston, Greater London, UK - Kingston, NY, USA 12. Peoria, Illinois / Peoria, Arizona 13. Waterbury, Connecticut - Waterbury, Vermont The town in Vermont was named after the Connecticut town. I’ll pass. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2018, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62274 "2018-10-30T23:33:49Z")
Favorite quotes from _Firefly_ and its movie, _Serenity:_ 1. “The _special_ hell.” --Shepherd Book ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62275 "2018-10-31T00:56:59Z")
Favorite quotes from Firefly and its movie, Serenity: 1. “The special hell.” --Shepherd Book 2. Crow: Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn’t matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade. Mal: Darn. [Kicks Crow through running engines. Next bad guy is brought forward] Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance… One of Niska’s Soldiers: Oh, I get it! I’m good. Best thing for everyone. I’m right there with ya. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62276 "2018-10-31T02:02:29Z")
Favorite quotes from Firefly and its movie, Serenity: 1. “The special hell.” --Shepherd Book 2. Crow: Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn’t matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade. Mal: Darn. [Kicks Crow through running engines. Next bad guy is brought forward] Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance… One of Niska’s Soldiers: Oh, I get it! I’m good. Best thing for everyone. I’m right there with ya. 3. “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.” _Mal, to Jayne_ ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62277 "2018-10-31T02:32:31Z")
Favorite quotes from Firefly and its movie, Serenity: 1. “The special hell.” --Shepherd Book 2. Crow: Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn’t matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade. Mal: Darn. [Kicks Crow through running engines. Next bad guy is brought forward] Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance… One of Niska’s Soldiers: Oh, I get it! I’m good. Best thing for everyone. I’m right there with ya. 3. “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.” Mal, to Jayne 4. Mal: I mean to confound these bungers. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62278 "2018-10-31T02:53:58Z")
Favorite quotes from Firefly and its movie, Serenity: 1. “The special hell.” --Shepherd Book 2. Crow: Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn’t matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade. Mal: Darn. [Kicks Crow through running engines. Next bad guy is brought forward] Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance… One of Niska’s Soldiers: Oh, I get it! I’m good. Best thing for everyone. I’m right there with ya. 3. “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.” Mal, to Jayne 4. Mal: I mean to confound these bungers. 5. Wash: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62279 "2018-10-31T03:54:22Z")
Favorite quotes from Firefly and its movie, Serenity: 1. “The special hell.” --Shepherd Book 2. Crow: Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn’t matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade. Mal: Darn. [Kicks Crow through running engines. Next bad guy is brought forward] Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance… One of Niska’s Soldiers: Oh, I get it! I’m good. Best thing for everyone. I’m right there with ya. 3. “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.” Mal, to Jayne 4. Mal: I mean to confound these bungers. 5. Wash: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! 6. Mal: “Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62280 "2018-10-31T03:56:52Z")
Favorite quotes from Firefly and its movie, Serenity: 1. “The special hell.” --Shepherd Book 2. Crow: Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn’t matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade. Mal: Darn. [Kicks Crow through running engines. Next bad guy is brought forward] Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance… One of Niska’s Soldiers: Oh, I get it! I’m good. Best thing for everyone. I’m right there with ya. 3. “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.” Mal, to Jayne 4. Mal: I mean to confound these bungers. 5. Wash: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! 6. Mal: “Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!” 7. Mal: My ship don’t crash. If she crashes, you crashed her. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62281 "2018-10-31T06:38:04Z")
Favorite quotes from Firefly and its movie, Serenity: 1. “The special hell.” --Shepherd Book 2. Crow: Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn’t matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade. Mal: Darn. [Kicks Crow through running engines. Next bad guy is brought forward] Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance… One of Niska’s Soldiers: Oh, I get it! I’m good. Best thing for everyone. I’m right there with ya. 3. “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.” Mal, to Jayne 4. Mal: I mean to confound these bungers. 5. Wash: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! 6. Mal: “Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!” 7. Mal: My ship don’t crash. If she crashes, you crashed her. 8. Zoe: “This is something the Captain has to do for himself.” Mal: “No! No, it’s not!” ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62282 "2018-10-31T07:06:25Z")
Favorite quotes from Firefly and its movie, Serenity: 1. “The _special_ hell.” --Shepherd Book 2. Crow: Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn’t matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade. Mal: Darn. [Kicks Crow through running engines. Next bad guy is brought forward] Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance… One of Niska’s Soldiers: Oh, I get it! I’m good. Best thing for everyone. I’m right there with ya. 3. “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.” Mal, to Jayne 4. Mal: I mean to confound these bungers. 5. Wash: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! 6. Mal: “Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!” 7. Mal: My ship don’t crash. If she crashes, you crashed her. 8. Zoe: “This is something the Captain has to do for himself.” Mal: “No! No, it’s not!” 9. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62283 "2018-10-31T09:12:15Z")
Favorite quotes from Firefly and its movie, Serenity: 1. “The _special_ hell.” --Shepherd Book 2. Crow: Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn’t matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade. Mal: Darn. [Kicks Crow through running engines. Next bad guy is brought forward] Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance… One of Niska’s Soldiers: Oh, I get it! I’m good. Best thing for everyone. I’m right there with ya. 3. “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.” Mal, to Jayne 4. Mal: I mean to confound these bungers. 5. Wash: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! 6. Mal: “Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!” 7. Mal: My ship don’t crash. If she crashes, you crashed her. 8. Zoe: “This is something the Captain has to do for himself.” Mal: “No! No, it’s not!” 9. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like. 10. Mal: I aim to misbehave… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62284 "2018-10-31T10:42:33Z")
Favorite quotes from Firefly and its movie, Serenity: 1. “The _special_ hell.” --Shepherd Book 2. Crow: Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn’t matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade. Mal: Darn. [Kicks Crow through running engines. Next bad guy is brought forward] Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance… One of Niska’s Soldiers: Oh, I get it! I’m good. Best thing for everyone. I’m right there with ya. 3. “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.” Mal, to Jayne 4. Mal: I mean to confound these bungers. 5. Wash: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! 6. Mal: “Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!” 7. Mal: My ship don’t crash. If she crashes, you crashed her. 8. Zoe: “This is something the Captain has to do for himself.” Mal: “No! No, it’s not!” 9. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like. 10. Mal: I aim to misbehave… 11. Zoe: “Big damn heroes, sir.” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62285 "2018-10-31T11:59:03Z")
Favorite quotes from Firefly and its movie, Serenity: 1. “The special hell.” --Shepherd Book 2. Crow: Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn’t matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade. Mal: Darn. [Kicks Crow through running engines. Next bad guy is brought forward] Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance… One of Niska’s Soldiers: Oh, I get it! I’m good. Best thing for everyone. I’m right there with ya. 3. “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.” Mal, to Jayne 4. Mal: I mean to confound these bungers. 5. Wash: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! 6. Mal: “Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!” 7. Mal: My ship don’t crash. If she crashes, you crashed her. 8. Zoe: “This is something the Captain has to do for himself.” Mal: “No! No, it’s not!” 9. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like. 10. Mal: I aim to misbehave… 11. Zoe: “Big damn heroes, sir.” 12. Wash: Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl 'cause… I don’t think that’s ever getting old. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62286 "2018-10-31T12:21:08Z")
Favorite quotes from Firefly and its movie, Serenity: 1. “The special hell.” --Shepherd Book 2. Crow: Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn’t matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade. Mal: Darn. [Kicks Crow through running engines. Next bad guy is brought forward] Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance… One of Niska’s Soldiers: Oh, I get it! I’m good. Best thing for everyone. I’m right there with ya. 3. “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.” Mal, to Jayne 4. Mal: I mean to confound these bungers. 5. Wash: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! 6. Mal: “Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!” 7. Mal: My ship don’t crash. If she crashes, you crashed her. 8. Zoe: “This is something the Captain has to do for himself.” Mal: “No! No, it’s not!” 9. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like. 10. Mal: I aim to misbehave… 11. Zoe: “Big damn heroes, sir.” 12. Wash: Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl 'cause… I don’t think that’s ever getting old. 13. Jayne: “I’ll be in my bunk.” New topic Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen 1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3113) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3115)