# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3115

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62287 "2018-10-31T12:34:47Z")

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Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
2. **Bullitt** and **Mrs. Bullitt** as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — [Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur](https://goo.gl/iFWjVs)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62288 "2018-10-31T13:18:36Z")

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Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made)
3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62289 "2018-10-31T13:29:35Z")

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Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made)
3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62290 "2018-10-31T13:31:37Z")

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Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
2. **Bullitt** and **Mrs. Bullitt** as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — [Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur](https://goo.gl/iFWjVs)
3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
5. Priest with altar boy

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62291 "2018-10-31T13:33:31Z")

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Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made)
3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
5. My “flashing Santa” costume: I wore a Santa suit with a flesh colored body stocking underneath to a Halloween costume party. Throughout the night, I would flash people. I won first prize!

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62292 "2018-10-31T13:45:01Z")

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Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
2. **Bullitt** and **Mrs. Bullitt** as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — [Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur](https://goo.gl/iFWjVs)
3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
5. Priest with altar boy
6. 
  1. My “flashing Santa” costume: I wore a Santa suit with a flesh colored body stocking underneath to a Halloween costume party. Throughout the night, I would flash people. I won first prize!

7. Bert and Ernie

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62293 "2018-10-31T14:31:42Z")

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Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — [Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur](https://goo.gl/iFWjVs)
3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
5. Priest with altar boy
6. 
  1. My “flashing Santa” costume: I wore a Santa suit with a flesh colored body stocking underneath to a Halloween costume party. Throughout the night, I would flash people. I won first prize!

7. Bert and Ernie
8. Newt Gingrich and Michele Bachman

The resemblance was disturbingly close!

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62294 "2018-10-31T15:00:16Z")

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Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — [Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur](https://goo.gl/iFWjVs)
3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
5. Priest with altar boy
6. 
  1. My “flashing Santa” costume: I wore a Santa suit with a flesh colored body stocking underneath to a Halloween costume party. Throughout the night, I would flash people. I won first prize!

7. Bert and Ernie
8. Newt Gingrich and Michele Bachman
9. Donald and Hillary  
Gag me.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62295 "2018-10-31T16:25:54Z")

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> [@Bullitt](#):
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> 1. Donald and Hillary  
> Gag me.

That would have been great costumes if they swapped genders.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62296 "2018-10-31T18:25:02Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> That would have been great costumes if they swapped genders.

Really! And… I think I just barfed in my mouth. 😃

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62297 "2018-10-31T18:38:17Z")

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Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — [Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur](https://goo.gl/iFWjVs)
3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
5. Priest with altar boy
6. 
  1. My “flashing Santa” costume: I wore a Santa suit with a flesh colored body stocking underneath to a Halloween costume party. Throughout the night, I would flash people. I won first prize!

7. Bert and Ernie
8. Newt Gingrich and Michele Bachman
9. Donald and Hillary
10. On “The Conners” last night, Becky in a bald wig with sharks swirling around her. She was…wait for it… “Sharknado Conner.”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62298 "2018-10-31T20:05:14Z")

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Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — [Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur](https://goo.gl/iFWjVs)
3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
5. Priest with altar boy
6. 
  1. My “flashing Santa” costume: I wore a Santa suit with a flesh colored body stocking underneath to a Halloween costume party. Throughout the night, I would flash people. I won first prize!

7. Bert and Ernie
8. Newt Gingrich and Michele Bachman
9. Donald and Hillary
10. On “The Conners” last night, Becky in a bald wig with sharks swirling around her. She was…wait for it… “Sharknado Conner.”
11. A family group: Christopher Columbus (Dad) Queen Isabella (Mom) Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria (their three daughters.)

It was amazing.

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62299 "2018-11-01T00:14:10Z")

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Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — [Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur](https://goo.gl/iFWjVs)
3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
5. Priest with altar boy
6. 
  1. My “flashing Santa” costume: I wore a Santa suit with a flesh colored body stocking underneath to a Halloween costume party. Throughout the night, I would flash people. I won first prize!

7. Bert and Ernie
8. Newt Gingrich and Michele Bachman
9. Donald and Hillary
10. On “The Conners” last night, Becky in a bald wig with sharks swirling around her. She was…wait for it… “Sharknado Conner.”
11. A family group: Christopher Columbus (Dad) Queen Isabella (Mom) Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria (their three daughters.)
12. A couple as Oral and Rectal Thermometers.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62300 "2018-11-01T03:14:00Z")

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Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — [Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur](https://goo.gl/iFWjVs)
3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
5. Priest with altar boy
6. 
  1. My “flashing Santa” costume: I wore a Santa suit with a flesh colored body stocking underneath to a Halloween costume party. Throughout the night, I would flash people. I won first prize!

7. Bert and Ernie
8. Newt Gingrich and Michele Bachman
9. Donald and Hillary
10. On “The Conners” last night, Becky in a bald wig with sharks swirling around her. She was…wait for it… “Sharknado Conner.”
11. A family group: Christopher Columbus (Dad) Queen Isabella (Mom) Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria (their three daughters.)
12. A couple as Oral and Rectal Thermometers.
13. Man with potato tied to his belt buckle (he was a dictator)

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Overused, trite, lazy rhymes in lyrics (2 or 3 words)

1. Dance, romance, chance

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62301 "2018-11-01T03:33:32Z")

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Overused, trite, lazy rhymes in lyrics (2 or 3 words)

1. Dance, romance, chance
2. Fly, high, bye

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62302 "2018-11-01T04:25:31Z")

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Overused, trite, lazy rhymes in lyrics (2 or 3 words)

1. Dance, romance, chance
2. Fly, high, bye
3. forever, never, ever

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62303 "2018-11-01T05:48:27Z")

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Overused, trite, lazy rhymes in lyrics (2 or 3 words)

1. Dance, romance, chance
2. Fly, high, bye
3. forever, never, ever
4. moon, June, tune

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62304 "2018-11-01T12:07:13Z")

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Overused, trite, lazy rhymes in lyrics (2 or 3 words)

1. Dance, romance, chance
2. Fly, high, bye
3. forever, never, ever
4. moon, June, tune
5. higher, fire, desire

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62305 "2018-11-01T12:39:59Z")

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Overused, trite, lazy rhymes in lyrics (2 or 3 words)

1. Dance, romance, chance
2. Fly, high, bye
3. forever, never, ever
4. moon, June, tune
5. higher, fire, desire
6. love, above

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62306 "2018-11-01T13:18:05Z")

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Overused, trite, lazy rhymes in lyrics (2 or 3 words)

1. Dance, romance, chance
2. Fly, high, bye
3. forever, never, ever
4. moon, June, tune
5. higher, fire, desire
6. love, above
7. heart, part

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