# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3131

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62607 "2018-11-15T20:04:16Z")

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Thirteen examples of onomatopoeia:

1. Achoo
2. Oink
3. Thud
4. Bonk
5. Splash
6. hum
7. Plop

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62608 "2018-11-15T20:30:20Z")

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Thirteen examples of onomatopoeia:

1. Achoo
2. Oink
3. Thud
4. Bonk
5. Splash
6. hum
7. Plop
8. Hiss

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62609 "2018-11-15T20:51:11Z")

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Thirteen examples of onomatopoeia:

1. Achoo
2. Oink
3. Thud
4. Bonk
5. Splash
6. hum
7. Plop
8. Hiss
9. Woof

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62610 "2018-11-15T21:02:16Z")

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Thirteen examples of onomatopoeia:

1. Achoo
2. Oink
3. Thud
4. Bonk
5. Splash
6. hum
7. Plop
8. Hiss
9. Woof
10. Moo

I’m starting to feel like Old MacDonald, who had a farm…

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62611 "2018-11-15T21:02:57Z")

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Thirteen examples of onomatopoeia:

1. Achoo
2. Oink
3. Thud
4. Bonk
5. Splash
6. hum
7. Plop
8. Hiss
9. Woof
10. Moo
11. Drip

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62612 "2018-11-15T21:07:52Z")

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Thirteen examples of onomatopoeia:

1. Achoo
2. Oink
3. Thud
4. Bonk
5. Splash
6. hum
7. Plop
8. Hiss
9. Woof
10. Moo
11. Drip
12. Zap

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62613 "2018-11-15T21:56:05Z")

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Thirteen examples of onomatopoeia:

1. Achoo
2. Oink
3. Thud
4. Bonk
5. Splash
6. hum
7. Plop
8. Hiss
9. Woof
10. Moo
11. Drip
12. Zap
13. Boom

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Words you parents or grandparents used that you don’t

1. davenport

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62614 "2018-11-15T22:08:31Z")

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Words you parents or grandparents used that you don’t

1. davenport
2. skidoo

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62615 "2018-11-15T23:07:27Z")

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Words you parents or grandparents used that you don’t

1. davenport
2. skidoo
3. ice box

My grandmother’s word for a freezer.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62616 "2018-11-15T23:13:03Z")

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Words you parents or grandparents used that you don’t

1. davenport
2. skidoo
3. ice box
4. queer (meaning strange)

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62617 "2018-11-15T23:18:21Z")

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> [@Bayaker](#):
>
> Try [this one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGIvR5Lz-3Q)

Good one, thanks **Bayaker**. I heard the tune a lot when my kids were in band and marched playing it in our town’s St Patrick’s Day parade

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62618 "2018-11-16T02:18:57Z")

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Words your parents or grandparents used that you don’t

1. davenport
2. skidoo
3. ice box
4. queer (meaning strange)
5. Negro

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62619 "2018-11-16T02:20:39Z")

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Words your parents or grandparents used that you don’t

1. davenport
2. skidoo
3. ice box
4. queer (meaning strange)
5. Negro
6. venereal disease (VD)

which has been replaced with sexually-transmitted disease (STD)

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62620 "2018-11-16T02:20:41Z")

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Words your parents or grandparents used that you don’t

1. davenport
2. skidoo
3. ice box
4. queer (meaning strange)
5. Negro
6. Chinaman

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62621 "2018-11-16T03:08:25Z")

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Words your parents or grandparents used that you don’t

1. davenport
2. skidoo
3. ice box
4. queer (meaning strange)
5. Negro
6. venereal disease (VD)
7. Chinaman

Housekeeping

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62622 "2018-11-16T05:08:39Z")

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Words your parents or grandparents used that you don’t

1. davenport
2. skidoo
3. ice box
4. queer (meaning strange)
5. Negro
6. venereal disease (VD)
7. Chinaman
8. Oriental

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62623 "2018-11-16T05:19:00Z")

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Words your parents or grandparents used that you don’t

1. davenport
2. skidoo
3. ice box
4. queer (meaning strange)
5. Negro
6. venereal disease (VD)
7. Chinaman
8. Oriental
9. Colored

My grandmother was apparently a generation older than Elendil’s Heir’s grandmother. (She was born in 1900.)

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62624 "2018-11-16T05:57:57Z")

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Words your parents or grandparents used that you don’t

1. davenport
2. skidoo
3. ice box
4. queer (meaning strange)
5. Negro
6. venereal disease (VD)
7. Chinaman
8. Oriental
9. Colored
10. The N word

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62625 "2018-11-16T08:23:16Z")

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Words your parents or grandparents used that you don’t

1. davenport
2. skidoo
3. ice box
4. queer (meaning strange)
5. Negro
6. venereal disease (VD)
7. Chinaman
8. Oriental
9. Colored
10. The N word
11. wire or cable

Meaning, a telegram. “I got a wire from Johnny in New York,” or “I’ve got to cable London on this matter.” Nowadays, I just make a call, or send a text.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/62626 "2018-11-16T13:12:01Z")

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Words your parents or grandparents used that you don’t

1. davenport
2. skidoo
3. ice box
4. queer (meaning strange)
5. Negro
6. venereal disease (VD)
7. Chinaman
8. Oriental
9. Colored
10. The N word
11. wire or cable
12. “Thinks he’s shit on a stick”

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