# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3152
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63027 "2018-12-03T16:22:07Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > Fictional characters you would like to have lunch & conversation with: > > 1. Elim Garak from _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_ I don’t know why you would be interested in his stories, he’s just a simple tailor. Funny quotes from Bill Murray movies (though not necessarily spoken by Bill Murray) 1. “Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!” --Groundhog Day 2. “Oh, Mrs. Crane, I’m looking at you… You wore green so you could hide. I don’t blame you - you’re a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you’re a little monkey woman you know that? You’re a little monkey woman… You’re lean and you’re mean and you’re not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?” - Caddyshack 3. “We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!” - Ghostbusters 4. “A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” - Caddyshack ---
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Funny quotes from Bill Murray movies (though not necessarily spoken by Bill Murray) 1. “Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!” --Groundhog Day 2. “Oh, Mrs. Crane, I’m looking at you… You wore green so you could hide. I don’t blame you - you’re a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you’re a little monkey woman you know that? You’re a little monkey woman… You’re lean and you’re mean and you’re not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?” - Caddyshack 3. “We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!” - Ghostbusters 4. “A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” - Caddyshack 5. “You slut!” - Tootsie ---
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Funny quotes from Bill Murray movies (though not necessarily spoken by Bill Murray) 1. “Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!” --Groundhog Day 2. “Oh, Mrs. Crane, I’m looking at you… You wore green so you could hide. I don’t blame you - you’re a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you’re a little monkey woman you know that? You’re a little monkey woman… You’re lean and you’re mean and you’re not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?” - Caddyshack 3. “We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!” - Ghostbusters 4. “A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” - Caddyshack 5. “You slut!” - Tootsie 6. _Little Rock_: “Do you have any regrets?” _Bill Murray_: “Garfield, maybe” – Zombieland ---
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Funny quotes from Bill Murray movies (though not necessarily spoken by Bill Murray) 1. “Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!” --Groundhog Day 2. “Oh, Mrs. Crane, I’m looking at you… You wore green so you could hide. I don’t blame you - you’re a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you’re a little monkey woman you know that? You’re a little monkey woman… You’re lean and you’re mean and you’re not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?” - Caddyshack 3. “We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!” - Ghostbusters 4. “A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” - Caddyshack 5. “You slut!” - Tootsie 6. _Little Rock_: “Do you have any regrets?” _Bill Murray_: “Garfield, maybe” – Zombieland 7. “What is this? Trump Tower?” - Scrooged ---
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Funny quotes from Bill Murray movies (though not necessarily spoken by Bill Murray) 1. “Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!” --Groundhog Day 2. “Oh, Mrs. Crane, I’m looking at you… You wore green so you could hide. I don’t blame you - you’re a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you’re a little monkey woman you know that? You’re a little monkey woman… You’re lean and you’re mean and you’re not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?” - Caddyshack 3. “We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!” - Ghostbusters 4. “A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” - Caddyshack 5. “You slut!” - Tootsie 6. Little Rock: “Do you have any regrets?” Bill Murray: “Garfield, maybe” – Zombieland 7. “What is this? Trump Tower?” - Scrooged 8. “Bill Murray: It’s 'cause I’m white, isn’t it? /Michael Jordan: No. Larry’s white, so what?/Bill Murray: Larry’s not white. Larry’s clear.” - Space Jam ---
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Funny quotes from Bill Murray movies (though not necessarily spoken by Bill Murray) 1. “Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!” --Groundhog Day 2. “Oh, Mrs. Crane, I’m looking at you… You wore green so you could hide. I don’t blame you - you’re a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you’re a little monkey woman you know that? You’re a little monkey woman… You’re lean and you’re mean and you’re not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?” - Caddyshack 3. “We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!” - Ghostbusters 4. “A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” - Caddyshack 5. “You slut!” - Tootsie 6. Little Rock: “Do you have any regrets?” Bill Murray: “Garfield, maybe” – Zombieland 7. “What is this? Trump Tower?” - Scrooged 8. “Bill Murray: It’s 'cause I’m white, isn’t it? /Michael Jordan: No. Larry’s white, so what?/Bill Murray: Larry’s not white. Larry’s clear.” - Space Jam 9. “You must be the short depressed kid we ordered.” - Meatballs ---
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Funny quotes from Bill Murray movies (though not necessarily spoken by Bill Murray) 1. “Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!” --Groundhog Day 2. “Oh, Mrs. Crane, I’m looking at you… You wore green so you could hide. I don’t blame you - you’re a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you’re a little monkey woman you know that? You’re a little monkey woman… You’re lean and you’re mean and you’re not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?” - Caddyshack 3. “We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!” - Ghostbusters 4. “A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” - Caddyshack 5. “You slut!” - Tootsie 6. Little Rock: “Do you have any regrets?” Bill Murray: “Garfield, maybe” – Zombieland 7. “What is this? Trump Tower?” - Scrooged 8. “Bill Murray: It’s 'cause I’m white, isn’t it? /Michael Jordan: No. Larry’s white, so what?/Bill Murray: Larry’s not white. Larry’s clear.” - Space Jam 9. “You must be the short depressed kid we ordered.” - Meatballs 10. “Ned Ryerson! I have missed you _so much_. [Holds Ned in a long embrace, strokes his back] I don’t know where you’re headed, but can you call in sick?” “Uh… I gotta get going. Uh, it’s good to see you, Phil.” [runs away] - Groundhog Day ---
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Funny quotes from Bill Murray movies (though not necessarily spoken by Bill Murray) 1. “Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!” --Groundhog Day 2. “Oh, Mrs. Crane, I’m looking at you… You wore green so you could hide. I don’t blame you - you’re a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you’re a little monkey woman you know that? You’re a little monkey woman… You’re lean and you’re mean and you’re not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?” - Caddyshack 3. “We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!” - Ghostbusters 4. “A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” - Caddyshack 5. “You slut!” - Tootsie 6. Little Rock: “Do you have any regrets?” Bill Murray: “Garfield, maybe” – Zombieland 7. “What is this? Trump Tower?” - Scrooged 8. “Bill Murray: It’s 'cause I’m white, isn’t it? /Michael Jordan: No. Larry’s white, so what?/Bill Murray: Larry’s not white. Larry’s clear.” - Space Jam 9. “You must be the short depressed kid we ordered.” - Meatballs 10. “Ned Ryerson! I have missed you so much. [Holds Ned in a long embrace, strokes his back] I don’t know where you’re headed, but can you call in sick?” “Uh… I gotta get going. Uh, it’s good to see you, Phil.” [runs away] - Groundhog Day 11. “This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.” — Ghostbusters ---
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Funny quotes from Bill Murray movies (though not necessarily spoken by Bill Murray) 1. “Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!” --Groundhog Day 2. “Oh, Mrs. Crane, I’m looking at you… You wore green so you could hide. I don’t blame you - you’re a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you’re a little monkey woman you know that? You’re a little monkey woman… You’re lean and you’re mean and you’re not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?” - Caddyshack 3. “We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!” - Ghostbusters 4. “A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” - Caddyshack 5. “You slut!” - Tootsie 6. Little Rock: “Do you have any regrets?” Bill Murray: “Garfield, maybe” – Zombieland 7. “What is this? Trump Tower?” - Scrooged 8. “Bill Murray: It’s 'cause I’m white, isn’t it? /Michael Jordan: No. Larry’s white, so what?/Bill Murray: Larry’s not white. Larry’s clear.” - Space Jam 9. “You must be the short depressed kid we ordered.” - Meatballs 10. “Ned Ryerson! I have missed you so much. [Holds Ned in a long embrace, strokes his back] I don’t know where you’re headed, but can you call in sick?” “Uh… I gotta get going. Uh, it’s good to see you, Phil.” [runs away] - Groundhog Day 11. “This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.” — Ghostbusters 12. “We’re Americans, with a capital ‘A’, huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.” - _Stripes_ ---
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Funny quotes from Bill Murray movies (though not necessarily spoken by Bill Murray) 1. “Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!” --Groundhog Day 2. “Oh, Mrs. Crane, I’m looking at you… You wore green so you could hide. I don’t blame you - you’re a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you’re a little monkey woman you know that? You’re a little monkey woman… You’re lean and you’re mean and you’re not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?” - Caddyshack 3. “We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!” - Ghostbusters 4. “A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” - Caddyshack 5. “You slut!” - Tootsie 6. Little Rock: “Do you have any regrets?” Bill Murray: “Garfield, maybe” – Zombieland 7. “What is this? Trump Tower?” - Scrooged 8. “Bill Murray: It’s 'cause I’m white, isn’t it? /Michael Jordan: No. Larry’s white, so what?/Bill Murray: Larry’s not white. Larry’s clear.” - Space Jam 9. “You must be the short depressed kid we ordered.” - Meatballs 10. “Ned Ryerson! I have missed you so much. [Holds Ned in a long embrace, strokes his back] I don’t know where you’re headed, but can you call in sick?” “Uh… I gotta get going. Uh, it’s good to see you, Phil.” [runs away] - Groundhog Day 11. “This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.” — Ghostbusters 12. “We’re Americans, with a capital ‘A’, huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.” - Stripes 13. Ernie McCracken: It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he’s the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He’s got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst. - Kingpin pass ---
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Tycoons 1. Andrew Carnegie ---
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Tycoons 1. Andrew Carnegie 2. Cornelius Vanderbilt ---
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Tycoons 1. Andrew Carnegie 2. Cornelius Vanderbilt 3. Andrew Mellon ---
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Tycoons 1. Andrew Carnegie 2. Cornelius Vanderbilt 3. Andrew Mellon 4. Aristotle Onassis ---
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Tycoons 1. Andrew Carnegie 2. Cornelius Vanderbilt 3. Andrew Mellon 4. Aristotle Onassis 5. J.P. Morgan ---
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Tycoons 1. Andrew Carnegie 2. Cornelius Vanderbilt 3. Andrew Mellon 4. Aristotle Onassis 5. J.P. Morgan 6. Richard B. Mellon ---
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Tycoons 1. Andrew Carnegie 2. Cornelius Vanderbilt 3. Andrew Mellon 4. Aristotle Onassis 5. J.P. Morgan 6. Richard B. Mellon 7. John D. Rockefeller ---
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Tycoons 1. Andrew Carnegie 2. Cornelius Vanderbilt 3. Andrew Mellon 4. Aristotle Onassis 5. J.P. Morgan 6. Richard B. Mellon 7. John D. Rockefeller 8. Thomas Mellon ---
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Tycoons 1. Andrew Carnegie 2. Cornelius Vanderbilt 3. Andrew Mellon 4. Aristotle Onassis 5. J.P. Morgan 6. Richard B. Mellon 7. John D. Rockefeller 8. Thomas Mellon 9. Charles Crocker ---
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Tycoons 1. Andrew Carnegie 2. Cornelius Vanderbilt 3. Andrew Mellon 4. Aristotle Onassis 5. J.P. Morgan 6. Richard B. Mellon 7. John D. Rockefeller 8. Thomas Mellon 9. Charles Crocker 10. Richard Beatty Mellon ETA: > [@Cardigan](#): > > Tycoons > > 1. Andrew Carnegie **Cardigan** ’s first play got me going on a run of Mellons… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3151) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3153)