# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3156

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63107 "2018-12-06T15:16:10Z")

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Languages Spoken in India:

1. Tamil
2. Bengali
3. Kannada
4. English
5. Kashmiri

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63108 "2018-12-06T15:18:18Z")

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Languages Spoken in India:

1. Tamil
2. Bengali
3. Kannada
4. English
5. Kashmiri
6. Hindi

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63109 "2018-12-06T15:32:49Z")

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Languages Spoken in India:

1. Tamil
2. Bengali
3. Kannada
4. English
5. Kashmiri
6. Hindi
7. Sanskrit

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63110 "2018-12-06T15:35:22Z")

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Languages Spoken in India:

1. Tamil
2. Bengali
3. Kannada
4. English
5. Kashmiri
6. Hindi
7. Sanskrit
8. Urdu

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63111 "2018-12-06T15:43:32Z")

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Languages Spoken in India:

1. Tamil
2. Bengali
3. Kannada
4. English
5. Kashmiri
6. Hindi
7. Sanskrit
8. Urdu
9. Gujarati

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63112 "2018-12-06T15:47:29Z")

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Languages Spoken in India:

1. Tamil
2. Bengali
3. Kannada
4. English
5. Kashmiri
6. Hindi
7. Sanskrit
8. Urdu
9. Gujarati
10. Assamese

One of the 23 official ones.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63113 "2018-12-06T15:51:27Z")

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Languages Spoken in India:

1. Tamil
2. Bengali
3. Kannada
4. English
5. Kashmiri
6. Hindi
7. Sanskrit
8. Urdu
9. Gujarati
10. Assamese
11. Bodo

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63114 "2018-12-06T15:57:44Z")

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Languages Spoken in India:

1. Tamil
2. Bengali
3. Kannada
4. English
5. Kashmiri
6. Hindi
7. Sanskrit
8. Urdu
9. Gujarati
10. Assamese
11. Bodo
12. Punjabi

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63115 "2018-12-06T16:12:58Z")

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Languages Spoken in India:

1. Tamil
2. Bengali
3. Kannada
4. English
5. Kashmiri
6. Hindi
7. Sanskrit
8. Urdu
9. Gujarati
10. Assamese
11. Bodo
12. Punjabi
13. Maithili

Next  
First World Problems

1. no one replaced the toilet roll

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63116 "2018-12-06T16:15:43Z")

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First World Problems

1. no one replaced the toilet roll
2. someone put the empty milk carton back in the frig

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63117 "2018-12-06T16:31:32Z")

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First World Problems

1. no one replaced the toilet roll
2. someone put the empty milk carton back in the frig
3. bad cellphone reception

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63118 "2018-12-06T16:51:00Z")

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First World Problems

1. no one replaced the toilet roll
2. someone put the empty milk carton back in the frig
3. bad cellphone reception
4. Someone switched off the power strip at our home’s cellphone charging “station”.

This happened to me just this morning! \>:(

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63119 "2018-12-06T16:55:44Z")

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First World Problems

1. no one replaced the toilet roll
2. someone put the empty milk carton back in the frig
3. bad cellphone reception
4. Someone switched off the power strip at our home’s cellphone charging “station”.
5. Nobody emptied the dishwasher

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63120 "2018-12-06T17:01:57Z")

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First World Problems

1. no one replaced the toilet roll
2. someone put the empty milk carton back in the frig
3. bad cellphone reception
4. Someone switched off the power strip at our home’s cellphone charging “station”.
5. Nobody emptied the dishwasher
6. Receiving a ‘we missed you’ card for a failed parcel delivery

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63121 "2018-12-06T17:02:37Z")

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First World Problems

1. no one replaced the toilet roll
2. someone put the empty milk carton back in the frig
3. bad cellphone reception
4. Someone switched off the power strip at our home’s cellphone charging “station”.
5. Nobody emptied the dishwasher
6. Receiving a ‘we missed you’ card for a failed parcel delivery
7. The DVR didn’t record _The Price is Right_ today

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63122 "2018-12-06T17:28:05Z")

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First World Problems

1. no one replaced the toilet roll
2. someone put the empty milk carton back in the frig
3. bad cellphone reception
4. Someone switched off the power strip at our home’s cellphone charging “station”.
5. Nobody emptied the dishwasher
6. Receiving a ‘we missed you’ card for a failed parcel delivery
7. The DVR didn’t record The Price is Right today
8. My front radar is caked with mud and dirt, so I cannot use my ACC, Adaptive Cruise Control

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63123 "2018-12-06T17:30:41Z")

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First World Problems

1. no one replaced the toilet roll
2. someone put the empty milk carton back in the frig
3. bad cellphone reception
4. Someone switched off the power strip at our home’s cellphone charging “station”.
5. Nobody emptied the dishwasher
6. Receiving a ‘we missed you’ card for a failed parcel delivery
7. The DVR didn’t record The Price is Right today
8. My front radar is caked with mud and dirt, so I cannot use my ACC, Adaptive Cruise Control
9. Where the hell can I recharge my device around here?

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63124 "2018-12-06T17:44:57Z")

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First World Problems

1. no one replaced the toilet roll
2. someone put the empty milk carton back in the frig
3. bad cellphone reception
4. Someone switched off the power strip at our home’s cellphone charging “station”.
5. Nobody emptied the dishwasher
6. Receiving a ‘we missed you’ card for a failed parcel delivery
7. The DVR didn’t record The Price is Right today
8. My front radar is caked with mud and dirt, so I cannot use my ACC, Adaptive Cruise Control
9. Where the hell can I recharge my device around here?
10. When doing online Christmas shopping, boy you’d better anticipate longer delivery times because of the rush!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63125 "2018-12-06T17:47:26Z")

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First World Problems

1. no one replaced the toilet roll
2. someone put the empty milk carton back in the frig
3. bad cellphone reception
4. Someone switched off the power strip at our home’s cellphone charging “station”.
5. Nobody emptied the dishwasher
6. Receiving a ‘we missed you’ card for a failed parcel delivery
7. The DVR didn’t record The Price is Right today
8. My front radar is caked with mud and dirt, so I cannot use my ACC, Adaptive Cruise Control
9. Where the hell can I recharge my device around here?
10. The emergency room’s WiFi won’t let me get onto my porn site

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63126 "2018-12-06T17:47:29Z")

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First World Problems

1. no one replaced the toilet roll
2. someone put the empty milk carton back in the frig
3. bad cellphone reception
4. Someone switched off the power strip at our home’s cellphone charging “station”.
5. Nobody emptied the dishwasher
6. Receiving a ‘we missed you’ card for a failed parcel delivery
7. The DVR didn’t record The Price is Right today
8. My front radar is caked with mud and dirt, so I cannot use my ACC, Adaptive Cruise Control
9. Where the hell can I recharge my device around here?
10. When doing online Christmas shopping, boy you’d better anticipate longer delivery times because of the rush!
11. The emergency room’s WiFi won’t let me get onto my porn site
12. It’s freezing in here, turn the A/C up!

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