# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3173

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63448 "2018-12-21T18:09:10Z")

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Songs or stories with snowmen in them.

1. Frosty the Snowman
2. Jack Frost – 1998 movie where Michael Keaton turns into a snowman
3. Dumb & Dumber - Snowman scene
4. Snow Family by Daniel Kirk
5. The Snowman, by Raymond Briggs: [https://goo.gl/7Gw9vj](https://goo.gl/7Gw9vj)
6. Do You Want to Build a Snowman?
7. The Littlest Snowman by Charles Tazewell
8. The Snowman (2017) - starring Michael Fassbender based on 2007 Norwegian crime novel by Jo Nesbø
9. Jack Frost - 1997 movie where convicted killer becomes a snowman
10. “Winter Wonderland”
11. Frozen (Olaf)
12. Doctor Who 2012 Christmas episode “The Snowmen”

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63449 "2018-12-21T23:10:23Z")

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Songs or stories with snowmen in them.

1. Frosty the Snowman
2. Jack Frost – 1998 movie where Michael Keaton turns into a snowman
3. Dumb & Dumber - Snowman scene
4. Snow Family by Daniel Kirk
5. The Snowman, by Raymond Briggs: [https://goo.gl/7Gw9vj](https://goo.gl/7Gw9vj)
6. Do You Want to Build a Snowman?
7. The Littlest Snowman by Charles Tazewell
8. The Snowman (2017) - starring Michael Fassbender based on 2007 Norwegian crime novel by Jo Nesbø
9. Jack Frost - 1997 movie where convicted killer becomes a snowman
10. “Winter Wonderland”
11. Frozen (Olaf)
12. Doctor Who 2012 Christmas episode “The Snowmen”
13. Snowman Magic – [Snowman Magic (children story time) - YouTube](https://goo.gl/YrfjJi)  
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With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and All Through the House, Not a Creature was Stirring, not Even a…

1. Cindy Lou-Who

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63450 "2018-12-21T23:13:36Z")

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With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and All Through the House, Not a Creature was Stirring, not Even a…

1. Cindy Lou-Who
2. Former member of Trump’s cabinet

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63451 "2018-12-21T23:24:39Z")

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With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and All Through the House, Not a Creature was Stirring, not Even a…

1. Cindy Lou-Who
2. Former member of Trump’s cabinet
3. Vagrant knifed to death in the alley behind Sweeney’s

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63452 "2018-12-21T23:58:23Z")

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With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and All Through the House, Not a Creature was Stirring, not Even a…

1. Cindy Lou-Who
2. Former member of Trump’s cabinet
3. Vagrant knifed to death in the alley behind Sweeney’s
4. Member of the Griswold family

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63453 "2018-12-22T00:09:04Z")

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With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and All Through the House, Not a Creature was Stirring, not Even a…

1. Cindy Lou-Who
2. Former member of Trump’s cabinet
3. Vagrant knifed to death in the alley behind Sweeney’s
4. Member of the Griswold family
5. Jack Pence, sitting on the shelf

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63454 "2018-12-22T00:11:03Z")

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With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and All Through the House, Not a Creature was Stirring, not Even a…

1. Cindy Lou-Who
2. Former member of Trump’s cabinet
3. Vagrant knifed to death in the alley behind Sweeney’s
4. Member of the Griswold family
5. Jack Pence, sitting on the shelf
6. Chef

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63455 "2018-12-22T01:03:25Z")

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> [@Infovore](#):
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> With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and All Through the House, Not a Creature was Stirring, not Even a…
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> 1. Cindy Lou-Who
> 2. Former member of Trump’s cabinet
> 3. Vagrant knifed to death in the alley behind Sweeney’s
> 4. Member of the Griswold family
> 5. Mike Pence, sitting on the shelf
> 6. Chef

Corrected name in #6.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63456 "2018-12-22T03:10:03Z")

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With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and All Through the House, Not a Creature was Stirring, not Even a…

1. Cindy Lou-Who
2. Former member of Trump’s cabinet
3. Vagrant knifed to death in the alley behind Sweeney’s
4. Member of the Griswold family
5. Jack Pence, sitting on the shelf
6. Chef
7. Mattis

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**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63457 "2018-12-22T03:42:50Z")

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With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and All Through the House, Not a Creature was Stirring, not Even a…

1. Cindy Lou-Who
2. Former member of Trump’s cabinet
3. Vagrant knifed to death in the alley behind Sweeney’s
4. Member of the Griswold family
5. Jack Pence, sitting on the shelf
6. Chef
7. Mattis
8. the cat

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63458 "2018-12-22T04:14:39Z")

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With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and All Through the House, Not a Creature was Stirring, not Even a…

1. Cindy Lou-Who
2. Former member of Trump’s cabinet
3. Vagrant knifed to death in the alley behind Sweeney’s
4. Member of the Griswold family
5. Jack Pence, sitting on the shelf
6. Chef
7. Mattis
8. the cat
9. louse

fairly obvious; in \*Stuart Little \*by E.B. White, Stuart’s parents substituted “louse” so that their mouse child wouldn’t feel hurt.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63459 "2018-12-22T05:49:40Z")

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With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and All Through the House, Not a Creature was Stirring, not Even a…

1. Cindy Lou-Who
2. Former member of Trump’s cabinet
3. Vagrant knifed to death in the alley behind Sweeney’s
4. Member of the Griswold family
5. Mike Pence, sitting on the shelf
6. Chef
7. Mattis
8. the cat
9. louse
10. grouse

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63460 "2018-12-22T06:09:25Z")

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With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and All Through the House, Not a Creature was Stirring, not Even a…

1. Cindy Lou-Who
2. Former member of Trump’s cabinet
3. Vagrant knifed to death in the alley behind Sweeney’s
4. Member of the Griswold family
5. Mike Pence, sitting on the shelf
6. Chef
7. Mattis
8. the cat
9. louse
10. grouse
11. Abominable Snowman

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63461 "2018-12-22T12:32:24Z")

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With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and All Through the House, Not a Creature was Stirring, not Even a…

1. Cindy Lou-Who
2. Former member of Trump’s cabinet
3. Vagrant knifed to death in the alley behind Sweeney’s
4. Member of the Griswold family
5. Mike Pence, sitting on the shelf
6. Chef
7. Mattis
8. the cat
9. louse
10. grouse
11. Abominable Snowman
12. spouse

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63462 "2018-12-22T12:45:06Z")

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With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and All Through the House, Not a Creature was Stirring, not Even a…

1. Cindy Lou-Who
2. Former member of Trump’s cabinet
3. Vagrant knifed to death in the alley behind Sweeney’s
4. Member of the Griswold family
5. Mike Pence, sitting on the shelf
6. Chef
7. Mattis
8. the cat
9. louse
10. grouse
11. Abominable Snowman
12. spouse
13. souse

Pass

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63463 "2018-12-22T13:14:57Z")

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NM

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63464 "2018-12-22T13:21:49Z")

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Celebrating Short People ([https://goo.gl/MrJVNQ](https://goo.gl/MrJVNQ), National Short Person Day)

1. Dolly Parton

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63465 "2018-12-22T13:47:20Z")

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Celebrating Short People ([https://goo.gl/MrJVNQ](https://goo.gl/MrJVNQ), National Short Person Day)

1. Dolly Parton
2. Danny DeVito

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63466 "2018-12-22T14:18:14Z")

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Celebrating Short People — [https://goo.gl/MrJVNQ](https://goo.gl/MrJVNQ), National Short Person Day

1. Dolly Parton
2. Danny DeVito
3. Billy Barty

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63467 "2018-12-22T14:28:16Z")

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Celebrating Short People — [https://goo.gl/MrJVNQ](https://goo.gl/MrJVNQ), National Short Person Day

1. Dolly Parton
2. Danny DeVito
3. Billy Barty
4. Judy Garland

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