# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3193
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63848 "2019-01-09T17:26:24Z")
Overheard at the White House just after the President’s prime-time speech on immigration and a border wall 1. "Did he have some particular goal for how many lies and misleading statements he wanted to pack in? 2. “Next time, put the teleprompter on the TV camera lens, instead of off to the side.” 3. “What’s our theme song? “Just Another Brick in the wall”? or “Thick as a Brick”?” 4. “How’d I do?” 5. “Do you think Putin liked it?” 6. “Don’t you get it. It’s wall about me.” 7. “Are we there yet? Is this Wally World?” 8. “Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah A-Ah, Ting, Tang, Walla Walla Bing Bang!” 9. “shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom 10. "Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop” 11. “I just delivered the greatest speech in US history.” 12. “We definitely need the wall.” 13. “That didn’t work? Back to blaming California’s Wildlife People.” New! TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again) 1. Green Acres ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63849 "2019-01-09T18:34:41Z")
TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again) 1. Green Acres 2. Gilligan’s Island ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63850 "2019-01-09T18:48:31Z")
TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again) 1. Green Acres 2. Gilligan’s Island 3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63851 "2019-01-09T19:36:03Z")
TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again) 1. Green Acres 2. Gilligan’s Island 3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…) 4. The Office Another great show, of course, but that doesn’t mean it should be remade. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63852 "2019-01-09T19:38:34Z")
TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again) 1. Green Acres 2. Gilligan’s Island 3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…) 4. The Office 5. Seinfeld ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63853 "2019-01-09T20:01:56Z")
TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again) 1. Green Acres 2. Gilligan’s Island 3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…) 4. The Office 5. Seinfeld 6. Heil Honey I’m Home! [Heil Honey I'm Home! - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey_I%27m_Home)! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63854 "2019-01-09T20:11:17Z")
TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again) 1. Green Acres 2. Gilligan’s Island 3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…) 4. The Office 5. Seinfeld 6. Heil Honey I’m Home! 7. The Brady Bunch ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63855 "2019-01-09T20:25:32Z")
TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again) 1. Green Acres 2. Gilligan’s Island 3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…) 4. The Office 5. Seinfeld 6. Heil Honey I’m Home! 7. The Brady Bunch 8. Cheers! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63856 "2019-01-09T20:43:17Z")
TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again) 1. Green Acres 2. Gilligan’s Island 3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…) 4. The Office 5. Seinfeld 6. Heil Honey I’m Home! 7. The Brady Bunch 8. Cheers! 9. Baretta ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63857 "2019-01-09T21:27:05Z")
TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again) 1. Green Acres 2. Gilligan’s Island 3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…) 4. The Office 5. Seinfeld 6. Heil Honey I’m Home! 7. The Brady Bunch 8. Cheers! 9. Baretta 10. M_A_S_H, no wait, better yet, After M_A_S_H ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63858 "2019-01-09T21:47:42Z")
TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again) 1. Green Acres 2. Gilligan’s Island 3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…) 4. The Office 5. Seinfeld 6. Heil Honey I’m Home! 7. The Brady Bunch 8. Cheers! 9. Baretta 10. M_A_S_H, no wait, better yet, After M_A_S_H 11. The Partridge Family ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63859 "2019-01-09T22:12:57Z")
TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again) 1. Green Acres 2. Gilligan’s Island 3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…) 4. The Office 5. Seinfeld 6. Heil Honey I’m Home! 7. The Brady Bunch 8. Cheers! 9. Baretta 10. M_A_S_H, no wait, better yet, After M_A_S_H 11. The Partridge Family 12. Bonanza ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63860 "2019-01-09T22:48:44Z")
TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again) 1. Green Acres 2. Gilligan’s Island 3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…) 4. The Office 5. Seinfeld 6. Heil Honey I’m Home! 7. The Brady Bunch 8. Cheers! 9. Baretta 10. M_A_S_H, no wait, better yet, After M_A_S_H 11. The Partridge Family 12. Bonanza 13. The Love Boat Pass ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63861 "2019-01-10T00:25:44Z")
New topic: Things you are not likely to see in professional wrestling 1. Hulk Hogan doing a suicide dive ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63862 "2019-01-10T01:23:03Z")
Things you are not likely to see in professional wrestling 1. Hulk Hogan doing a suicide dive 2. Unsportsmanlike calls ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63863 "2019-01-10T04:00:25Z")
Things you are not likely to see in professional wrestling 1. Hulk Hogan doing a suicide dive 2. Unsportsmanlike calls 3. Andre the Giant R.I.P., Fezzik. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63864 "2019-01-10T05:52:25Z")
Things you are not likely to see in professional wrestling 1. Hulk Hogan doing a suicide dive 2. Unsportsmanlike calls 3. Andre the Giant 4. Someone wearing a helmet Although Norman Smiley, bless his goofy heart… ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63865 "2019-01-10T09:47:06Z")
Things you are not likely to see in professional wrestling 1. Hulk Hogan doing a suicide dive 2. Unsportsmanlike calls 3. Andre the Giant 4. Someone wearing a helmet 5. Me in the audience ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63866 "2019-01-10T12:18:02Z")
Things you are not likely to see in professional wrestling 1. Hulk Hogan doing a suicide dive 2. Unsportsmanlike calls 3. Andre the Giant 4. Someone wearing a helmet 5. Me in the audience 6. weight divisions ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/63867 "2019-01-10T12:27:15Z")
Things you are not likely to see in professional wrestling 1. Hulk Hogan doing a suicide dive 2. Unsportsmanlike calls 3. Andre the Giant 4. Someone wearing a helmet 5. Me in the audience 6. weight divisions 7. Vince McMahon retiring by the way Sparky, they do have a cruiserweight division. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3192) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3194)