# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 320
**Author:** ![copperwindow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@copperwindow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/copperwindow)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6382 "2011-07-04T20:35:43Z")
Stuff people write in yearbooks 1. First to sign your crack 2. H. A. G. S. 3. A.F.A. 4. Good luck in college 5. Stay sweet! 6. Remember Grant/Remember Lee/The hell with them/Remember me! 7. See you at our 20th reunion! 8. John 3:16 9. Don’t forget to practice this summer 10. You still think you accomplished something, don’t you? Oh, well… 11. Don’t drink too much 12. 2 Sweet 2 Be/4 Gotten 13. Don’t ever change Famous last words 1: There are no fucking Indians here ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6383 "2011-07-04T20:43:36Z")
Famous last words 1. There are no fucking Indians here 2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6384 "2011-07-04T21:23:13Z")
Famous last words 1. There are no fucking Indians here 2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson 3. Trust me. I’ve this dozens of times. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6385 "2011-07-04T21:25:51Z")
Famous last words 1. There are no fucking Indians here 2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson 3. Trust me. I’ve this dozens of times. 4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick ---
**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6386 "2011-07-04T22:30:03Z")
Famous last words 1. There are no fucking Indians here 2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson 3. Trust me. I’ve this dozens of times. 4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick 5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do. ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6387 "2011-07-04T22:44:43Z")
Famous last words 1. There are no fucking Indians here 2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson 3. Trust me. I’ve this dozens of times. 4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick 5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do. 6. HEY YA’LL! WATCH THIS!! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6388 "2011-07-04T22:56:19Z")
Famous last words 1. There are no fucking Indians here 2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson 3. Trust me. I’ve this dozens of times. 4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick 5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do. 6. HEY YA’LL! WATCH THIS!! 7. What tree? - Sonny Bono ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6389 "2011-07-05T03:56:15Z")
Famous last words 1. There are no fucking Indians here 2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson 3. Trust me. I’ve this dozens of times. 4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick 5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do. 6. HEY YA’LL! WATCH THIS!! 7. What tree? - Sonny Bono 8. “Sockdologizing man trap! That’s funny I don’t care who you…” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6390 "2011-07-05T04:16:54Z")
Famous last words 1. There are no fucking Indians here 2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson 3. Trust me. I’ve this dozens of times. 4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick 5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do. 6. HEY YA’LL! WATCH THIS!! 7. What tree? - Sonny Bono 8. “Sockdologizing man trap! That’s funny I don’t care who you…” 9. “I drank what?” - Socrates ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6391 "2011-07-05T04:18:50Z")
Famous last words 1. There are no fucking Indians here 2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson 3. Trust me. I’ve [done] this dozens of times. 4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick 5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do. - Oscar Wilde 6. HEY YA’LL! WATCH THIS!! 7. What tree? - Sonny Bono 8. “Sockdologizing man trap! That’s funny I don’t care who you…” 9. “I drank what?” - Socrates 10. “'Tis well.” - George Washington ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6392 "2011-07-05T04:43:15Z")
Famous last words 1. There are no fucking Indians here 2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson 3. Trust me. I’ve [done] this dozens of times. 4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick 5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do. - Oscar Wilde 6. HEY YA’LL! WATCH THIS!! 7. What tree? - Sonny Bono 8. “Sockdologizing man trap! That’s funny I don’t care who you…” 9. “I drank what?” - Socrates 10. “'Tis well.” - George Washington 11. “They love me! Still wish we’d put the bubble top on, Jackie?” ---
**Author:** ![colonial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/34f0e0/32.png) [@colonial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colonial)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6393 "2011-07-05T10:40:13Z")
Famous last words 1. There are no fucking Indians here 2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson 3. Trust me. I’ve [done] this dozens of times. 4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick 5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do. - Oscar Wilde 6. HEY YA’LL! WATCH THIS!! 7. What tree? - Sonny Bono 8. “Sockdologizing man trap! That’s funny I don’t care who you…” 9. “I drank what?” - Socrates 10. “'Tis well.” - George Washington 11. “They love me! Still wish we’d put the bubble top on, Jackie?” 12. Rosebud ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6394 "2011-07-05T10:59:37Z")
Famous last words 1. There are no fucking Indians here 2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson 3. Trust me. I’ve [done] this dozens of times. 4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick 5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do. - Oscar Wilde 6. HEY YA’LL! WATCH THIS!! 7. What tree? - Sonny Bono 8. “Sockdologizing man trap! That’s funny I don’t care who you…” 9. “I drank what?” - Socrates 10. “'Tis well.” - George Washington 11. “They love me! Still wish we’d put the bubble top on, Jackie?” 12. Rosebud 13. “Yes dear, in fact, those pants DO make your butt look fat!” New list : “Colorful” musicians 1. Leon Redbone ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6395 "2011-07-05T13:49:11Z")
“Colorful” musicians 1. Leon Redbone 2. [Peter Lemon[del]moodring[/del]gello](http://www.plemongello.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6396 "2011-07-05T14:48:37Z")
“Colorful” musicians 1. Leon Redbone 2. [Peter Lemon[del]moodring[/del]gello](http://www.plemongello.com/) 3. [Deep Blue](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Blue_(musician)) ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6397 "2011-07-05T14:54:43Z")
“Colorful” musicians 1. Leon Redbone 2. Peter Lemonmoodringgello 3. Deep Blue 4. Al Green ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6398 "2011-07-05T15:03:06Z")
“Colorful” musicians 1. Leon Redbone 2. Peter Lemongello 3. Deep Blue 4. Al Green 5. Jackson Browne ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6399 "2011-07-05T15:05:34Z")
Colorful" musicians 1. Leon Redbone 2. Peter Lemongello 3. Deep Blue 4. Al Green 5. Jackson Browne 6. Barry White ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6400 "2011-07-05T16:36:50Z")
Colorful" musicians 1. Leon Redbone 2. Peter Lemongello 3. Deep Blue 4. Al Green 5. Jackson Browne 6. Barry White 7. Jack Black ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/6401 "2011-07-05T16:43:35Z")
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