# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3208
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64148 "2019-02-04T17:09:57Z")
What’s next for Tom Brady? 1. Burn down Disneyland 2. Dare I say — yet another Super Bowl championship? And then he and Bill Belichick retire… 3. US Presidency (Let’s get a winning, America-loving Patriot in the White House) 4. Dancing With The Stars (eliminated in week 5) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64149 "2019-02-04T18:23:06Z")
What’s next for Tom Brady? 1. Burn down Disneyland 2. Dare I say — yet another Super Bowl championship? And then he and Bill Belichick retire… 3. US Presidency (Let’s get a winning, America-loving Patriot in the White House) 4. Dancing With The Stars (eliminated in week 5) 5. Starring as Tom Brady in a remake of The Brady Bunch ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64150 "2019-02-04T19:15:13Z")
What’s next for Tom Brady? 1. Burn down Disneyland 2. Dare I say — yet another Super Bowl championship? And then he and Bill Belichick retire… 3. US Presidency (Let’s get a winning, America-loving Patriot in the White House) 4. Dancing With The Stars (eliminated in week 5) 5. Starring as Tom Brady in a remake of The Brady Bunch 6. Who’s Tom Brady? ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64151 "2019-02-04T19:17:13Z")
What’s next for Tom Brady? 1. Burn down Disneyland 2. Dare I say — yet another Super Bowl championship? And then he and Bill Belichick retire… 3. US Presidency (Let’s get a winning, America-loving Patriot in the White House) 4. Dancing With The Stars (eliminated in week 5) 5. Starring as Tom Brady in a remake of The Brady Bunch 6. Who’s Tom Brady? 7. Joining Wayne Brady on _Whose Line Is It Anyway?_ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64152 "2019-02-04T19:35:05Z")
What’s next for Tom Brady? 1. Burn down Disneyland 2. Dare I say — yet another Super Bowl championship? And then he and Bill Belichick retire… 3. US Presidency (Let’s get a winning, America-loving Patriot in the White House) 4. Dancing With The Stars (eliminated in week 5) 5. Starring as Tom Brady in a remake of The Brady Bunch 6. Who’s Tom Brady? 7. Joining Wayne Brady on Whose Line Is It Anyway? 8. Rolling on a pile of money with his beautiful wife and smiling with those damn perfect teeth and that handsome, Travolta-esque chin of his. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64153 "2019-02-04T20:39:18Z")
What’s next for Tom Brady? 1. Burn down Disneyland 2. Dare I say — yet another Super Bowl championship? And then he and Bill Belichick retire… 3. US Presidency (Let’s get a winning, America-loving Patriot in the White House) 4. Dancing With The Stars (eliminated in week 5) 5. Starring as Tom Brady in a remake of The Brady Bunch 6. Who’s Tom Brady? 7. Joining Wayne Brady on Whose Line Is It Anyway? 8. Rolling on a pile of money with his beautiful wife and smiling with those damn perfect teeth and that handsome, Travolta-esque chin of his. 9. Remits his soul to satan. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64154 "2019-02-04T21:57:00Z")
What’s next for Tom Brady? 1. Burn down Disneyland 2. Dare I say — yet another Super Bowl championship? And then he and Bill Belichick retire… 3. US Presidency (Let’s get a winning, America-loving Patriot in the White House) 4. Dancing With The Stars (eliminated in week 5) 5. Starring as Tom Brady in a remake of The Brady Bunch 6. Who’s Tom Brady? 7. Joining Wayne Brady on Whose Line Is It Anyway? 8. Rolling on a pile of money with his beautiful wife and smiling with those damn perfect teeth and that handsome, Travolta-esque chin of his. 9. Remits his soul to satan. 10. A buffet of cold Big Macs at the White House ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64155 "2019-02-05T01:43:56Z")
What’s next for Tom Brady? 1. Burn down Disneyland 2. Dare I say — yet another Super Bowl championship? And then he and Bill Belichick retire… 3. US Presidency (Let’s get a winning, America-loving Patriot in the White House) 4. Dancing With The Stars (eliminated in week 5) 5. Starring as Tom Brady in a remake of The Brady Bunch 6. Who’s Tom Brady? 7. Joining Wayne Brady on Whose Line Is It Anyway? 8. Rolling on a pile of money with his beautiful wife and smiling with those damn perfect teeth and that handsome, Travolta-esque chin of his. 9. Remits his soul to satan. 10. A buffet of cold Big Macs at the White House 11. His own chair as an ESPN commentator ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64156 "2019-02-05T03:07:00Z")
What’s next for Tom Brady? 1. Burn down Disneyland 2. Dare I say — yet another Super Bowl championship? And then he and Bill Belichick retire… 3. US Presidency (Let’s get a winning, America-loving Patriot in the White House) 4. Dancing With The Stars (eliminated in week 5) 5. Starring as Tom Brady in a remake of The Brady Bunch 6. Who’s Tom Brady? 7. Joining Wayne Brady on Whose Line Is It Anyway? 8. Rolling on a pile of money with his beautiful wife and smiling with those damn perfect teeth and that handsome, Travolta-esque chin of his. 9. Remits his soul to satan. 10. A buffet of cold Big Macs at the White House 11. His own chair as an ESPN commentator 12. Now that the football season is done, he can spend time on his stand-up comedy career ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64157 "2019-02-06T02:44:30Z")
What’s next for Tom Brady? 1. Burn down Disneyland 2. Dare I say — yet another Super Bowl championship? And then he and Bill Belichick retire… 3. US Presidency (Let’s get a winning, America-loving Patriot in the White House) 4. Dancing With The Stars (eliminated in week 5) 5. Starring as Tom Brady in a remake of The Brady Bunch 6. Who’s Tom Brady? 7. Joining Wayne Brady on Whose Line Is It Anyway? 8. Rolling on a pile of money with his beautiful wife and smiling with those damn perfect teeth and that handsome, Travolta-esque chin of his. 9. Remits his soul to satan. 10. A buffet of cold Big Macs at the White House 11. His own chair as an ESPN commentator 12. Now that the football season is done, he can spend time on his stand-up comedy career 13. Getting the air pressure gauge on his air pump inspected by a neutral agency Next: Famous advertising slogans 1. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is! ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64158 "2019-02-06T03:43:05Z")
Famous advertising slogans 1. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is! 2. This Bud’s for You ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64159 "2019-02-06T04:11:33Z")
Famous advertising slogans 1. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is! 2. This Bud’s for You 3. He likes it! Hey, Mikey! ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64160 "2019-02-06T04:53:18Z")
Famous advertising slogans 1. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is! 2. This Bud’s for You 3. He likes it! Hey, Mikey! 4. Just Do It ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64161 "2019-02-06T05:24:00Z")
Famous advertising slogans 1. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is! 2. This Bud’s for You 3. He likes it! Hey, Mikey! 4. Just Do It 5. I can’t believe I ate the WHOLE THING! ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64162 "2019-02-06T05:35:29Z")
Famous advertising slogans 1. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is! 2. This Bud’s for You 3. He likes it! Hey, Mikey! 4. Just Do It 5. I can’t believe I ate the WHOLE THING! 6. Where’s the beef?! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64163 "2019-02-06T07:28:36Z")
Famous advertising slogans 1. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is! 2. This Bud’s for You 3. He likes it! Hey, Mikey! 4. Just Do It 5. I can’t believe I ate the WHOLE THING! 6. Where’s the beef?! 7. The heart is the strongest muscle. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64164 "2019-02-06T09:44:54Z")
Famous advertising slogans 1. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is! 2. This Bud’s for You 3. He likes it! Hey, Mikey! 4. Just Do It 5. I can’t believe I ate the WHOLE THING! 6. Where’s the beef?! 7. The heart is the strongest muscle. 8. My bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R… ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64165 "2019-02-06T10:52:13Z")
> [@Bullitt](#): > > … > 7. The heart is the strongest muscle. Huh? ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64166 "2019-02-06T12:04:08Z")
Famous advertising slogans 1. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is! 2. This Bud’s for You 3. He likes it! Hey, Mikey! 4. Just Do It 5. I can’t believe I ate the WHOLE THING! 6. Where’s the beef?! 7. The heart is the strongest muscle. 8. My bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R… 9. Munch, munch, munch a bunch of Fritos - Corn Chips! ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64167 "2019-02-06T12:50:01Z")
Famous advertising slogans 1. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is! 2. This Bud’s for You 3. He likes it! Hey, Mikey! 4. Just Do It 5. I can’t believe I ate the WHOLE THING! 6. Where’s the beef?! 7. The heart is the strongest muscle. 8. My bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R… 9. Munch, munch, munch a bunch of Fritos - Corn Chips! 10. See The U.S.A. In Your Chevrolet [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3207) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3209)