# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3216
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64308 "2019-02-15T22:07:41Z")
How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln 1. Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days 2. Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated 3. Focus on how improved this country has been for minorities and women 4. Learn more about the 2020 candidates 5. Post Millard Fillmore’s painting and lament the passing of the Whig party 6. Put up a sign “Hillary in 2020” 7. Wishing the current president had followed in the footsteps of William Henry Harrison 8. Spit on Woodrow Wilson’s grave. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2019, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64309 "2019-02-16T03:51:59Z")
How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln 1. Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days 2. Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated 3. Focus on how improved this country has been for minorities and women 4. Learn more about the 2020 candidates 5. Post Millard Fillmore’s painting and lament the passing of the Whig party 6. Put up a sign “Hillary in 2020” 7. Wishing the current president had followed in the footsteps of William Henry Harrison 8. Spit on Woodrow Wilson’s grave. 9. Tell everyone that it’s “Presidents Numbers 1 through 44 Day” Prof. Pepperwinkle, here’s an article you may like: [http://mitrailleuse.net/2015/07/12/dig-up-woodrow-wilsons-bones-and-hang-em/](http://mitrailleuse.net/2015/07/12/dig-up-woodrow-wilsons-bones-and-hang-em/) “It’s time to dig up Woodrow Wilson’s remains and hang them” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2019, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64310 "2019-02-16T04:43:38Z")
How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln 1. Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days 2. Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated 3. Focus on how improved this country has been for minorities and women 4. Learn more about the 2020 candidates 5. Post Millard Fillmore’s painting and lament the passing of the Whig party 6. Put up a sign “Hillary in 2020” 7. Wishing the current president had followed in the footsteps of William Henry Harrison 8. Spit on Woodrow Wilson’s grave. 9. Tell everyone that it’s “Presidents Numbers 1 through 44 Day” 10. Tell the owner of any store having a President’s Day sale that they’re both disrespectful and historically ignorant ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2019, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64311 "2019-02-16T05:17:44Z")
How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln 1. Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days 2. Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated 3. Focus on how improved this country has been for minorities and women 4. Learn more about the 2020 candidates 5. Post Millard Fillmore’s painting and lament the passing of the Whig party 6. Put up a sign “Hillary in 2020” 7. Wishing the current president had followed in the footsteps of William Henry Harrison 8. Spit on Woodrow Wilson’s grave. 9. Tell everyone that it’s “Presidents Numbers 1 through 44 Day” 10. Tell the owner of any store having a President’s Day sale that they’re both disrespectful and historically ignorant 11. Mock Benjamin Franklin, Henry Clay, William Jennings Bryan, Adlai Stevenson and all the others who didn’t make the cut. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2019, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64312 "2019-02-16T23:05:20Z")
How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln 1. Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days 2. Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated 3. Focus on how improved this country has been for minorities and women 4. Learn more about the 2020 candidates 5. Post Millard Fillmore’s painting and lament the passing of the Whig party 6. Put up a sign “Hillary in 2020” 7. Wishing the current president had followed in the footsteps of William Henry Harrison 8. Spit on Woodrow Wilson’s grave. 9. Tell everyone that it’s “Presidents Numbers 1 through 44 Day” 10. Tell the owner of any store having a President’s Day sale that they’re both disrespectful and historically ignorant 11. Mock Benjamin Franklin, Henry Clay, William Jennings Bryan, Adlai Stevenson and all the others who didn’t make the cut. 12. Plan your own White House run for 2024 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2019, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64313 "2019-02-16T23:41:07Z")
How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln 1. Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days 2. Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated 3. Focus on how improved this country has been for minorities and women 4. Learn more about the 2020 candidates 5. Post Millard Fillmore’s painting and lament the passing of the Whig party 6. Put up a sign “Hillary in 2020” 7. Wishing the current president had followed in the footsteps of William Henry Harrison 8. Spit on Woodrow Wilson’s grave. 9. Tell everyone that it’s “Presidents Numbers 1 through 44 Day” 10. Tell the owner of any store having a President’s Day sale that they’re both disrespectful and historically ignorant 11. Mock Benjamin Franklin, Henry Clay, William Jennings Bryan, Adlai Stevenson and all the others who didn’t make the cut. 12. Plan your own White House run for 2024 13. Pray for the nation. New! 5-letter words for parts of the body 1. Elbow ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2019, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64314 "2019-02-17T00:04:24Z")
5-letter words for parts of the body 1. Elbow 2. Heart ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2019, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64315 "2019-02-17T00:04:52Z")
5-letter words for parts of the body 1. Elbow 2. Heart 3. Ankle ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2019, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64316 "2019-02-17T00:43:47Z")
5-letter words for parts of the body 1. Elbow 2. Heart 3. Ankle 4. Torso ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2019, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64317 "2019-02-17T01:05:24Z")
5-letter words for parts of the body 1. Elbow 2. Heart 3. Ankle 4. Torso 5. Penis ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2019, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64318 "2019-02-17T05:13:19Z")
5-letter words for parts of the body 1. Elbow 2. Heart 3. Ankle 4. Torso 5. Penis 6. Vulva ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64319 "2019-02-17T13:45:52Z")
5-letter words for parts of the body 1. Elbow 2. Heart 3. Ankle 4. Torso 5. Penis 6. Vulva 7. Incus ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2019, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64320 "2019-02-17T15:34:20Z")
5-letter words for parts of the body 1. Elbow 2. Heart 3. Ankle 4. Torso 5. Penis 6. Vulva 7. Incus 8. Tooth ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2019, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64321 "2019-02-17T17:09:52Z")
5-letter words for parts of the body 1. Elbow 2. Heart 3. Ankle 4. Torso 5. Penis 6. Vulva 7. Incus 8. Tooth 9. Liver ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2019, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64322 "2019-02-17T19:08:01Z")
5-letter words for parts of the body 1. Elbow 2. Heart 3. Ankle 4. Torso 5. Penis 6. Vulva 7. Incus 8. Tooth 9. Liver 10. Thigh ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2019, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64323 "2019-02-17T19:29:01Z")
5-letter words for parts of the body 1. Elbow 2. Heart 3. Ankle 4. Torso 5. Penis 6. Vulva 7. Incus 8. Tooth 9. Liver 10. Thigh 11. Waist ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2019, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64324 "2019-02-17T20:13:30Z")
5-letter words for parts of the body 1. Elbow 2. Heart 3. Ankle 4. Torso 5. Penis 6. Vulva 7. Incus 8. Tooth 9. Liver 10. Thigh 11. Waist 12. Thumb ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2019, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64325 "2019-02-17T20:18:55Z")
5-letter words for parts of the body 1. Elbow 2. Heart 3. Ankle 4. Torso 5. Penis 6. Vulva 7. Incus 8. Tooth 9. Liver 10. Thigh 11. Waist 12. Thumb 13. Femur Car maintenance or repairs that a lot of people can handle themselves. 1. Change the battery ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2019, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64326 "2019-02-17T20:29:17Z")
Car maintenance or repairs that a lot of people can handle themselves. 1. Change the battery 2. Fill it with gas Does that count? I’m counting it. That’s about the only thing _I_ know how to do. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2019, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64327 "2019-02-17T20:34:46Z")
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