# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3222
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2019, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64428 "2019-02-24T19:18:00Z")
If [A] married \*\*, she’d be… 1. If Coco Chanel married Grady Nutt, she’d be Coco Nutt. 2. If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra. 3. If Julie Andrews married Anthony Newly, she’d be Julie Newly 4. If Sue Grafton married Bobby Flay, she’d be Sue Flay. 5. If Jamie Foxx married Chris Hunter, they would be Jamie and Chris Foxx Hunter 6. If Aidy Bryant married Tom Brady, she’s be Aidy Brady 7. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader she’d be Ella Vader 8. If Uma Thurman married Kwame Nkrumah, she’d be Uma Nkrumah 9. If Shirley Jones married Todd Gurley, she’d be Shirley Gurley. 10. If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2019, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64429 "2019-02-24T21:00:34Z")
If [A] married \*\*, she’d be… 1. If Coco Chanel married Grady Nutt, she’d be Coco Nutt. 2. If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra. 3. If Julie Andrews married Anthony Newly, she’d be Julie Newly 4. If Sue Grafton married Bobby Flay, she’d be Sue Flay. 5. If Jamie Foxx married Chris Hunter, they would be Jamie and Chris Foxx Hunter 6. If Aidy Bryant married Tom Brady, she’s be Aidy Brady 7. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader she’d be Ella Vader 8. If Uma Thurman married Kwame Nkrumah, she’d be Uma Nkrumah 9. If Shirley Jones married Todd Gurley, she’d be Shirley Gurley. 10. If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener. 11. If Ham Jordan had married the Earl of Sandwich, he would’ve been Ham Sandwich ---
**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64430 "2019-02-25T03:54:29Z")
If [A] married \*\*, she’d be… 1. If Coco Chanel married Grady Nutt, she’d be Coco Nutt. 2. If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra. 3. If Julie Andrews married Anthony Newly, she’d be Julie Newly 4. If Sue Grafton married Bobby Flay, she’d be Sue Flay. 5. If Jamie Foxx married Chris Hunter, they would be Jamie and Chris Foxx Hunter 6. If Aidy Bryant married Tom Brady, she’s be Aidy Brady 7. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader she’d be Ella Vader 8. If Uma Thurman married Kwame Nkrumah, she’d be Uma Nkrumah 9. If Shirley Jones married Todd Gurley, she’d be Shirley Gurley. 10. If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener. 11. If Ham Jordan had married the Earl of Sandwich, he would’ve been Ham Sandwich 12. If Wanda Hughes had married Henry Kissinger, she’d be Wanda Hughes Kissinger now. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64431 "2019-02-25T08:28:38Z")
If [A] married \*\*, she’d be… 1. If Coco Chanel married Grady Nutt, she’d be Coco Nutt. 2. If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra. 3. If Julie Andrews married Anthony Newly, she’d be Julie Newly 4. If Sue Grafton married Bobby Flay, she’d be Sue Flay. 5. If Jamie Foxx married Chris Hunter, they would be Jamie and Chris Foxx Hunter 6. If Aidy Bryant married Tom Brady, she’s be Aidy Brady 7. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader she’d be Ella Vader 8. If Uma Thurman married Kwame Nkrumah, she’d be Uma Nkrumah 9. If Shirley Jones married Todd Gurley, she’d be Shirley Gurley. 10. If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener. 11. If Ham Jordan had married the Earl of Sandwich, he would’ve been Ham Sandwich 12. If Wanda Hughes had married Henry Kissinger, she’d be Wanda Hughes Kissinger now. 13. If Ella Fitzgerald had married George Fant, she’d be Ella Fant. Pass ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64432 "2019-02-25T14:41:54Z")
Famous Exiles 1. On February 25, 1910, the 13th Dalai Lama flees from the Chinese and takes refuge in India. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64433 "2019-02-25T14:54:19Z")
Famous Exiles 1. On February 25, 1910, the 13th Dalai Lama flees from the Chinese and takes refuge in India. 2. The Treaty of Fontainebleau, April 11, 1814, sent Napoleon I into exile on the island of Elba. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64434 "2019-02-25T14:57:44Z")
Famous Exiles 1. On February 25, 1910, the 13th Dalai Lama flees from the Chinese and takes refuge in India. 2. The Treaty of Fontainebleau, April 11, 1814, sent Napoleon I into exile on the island of Elba 3. Russian Czar Nicholas, his wife and four children, exiled to Tobolsk in August 1917. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64435 "2019-02-25T15:04:09Z")
Famous Exiles 1. On February 25, 1910, the 13th Dalai Lama flees from the Chinese and takes refuge in India. 2. The Treaty of Fontainebleau, April 11, 1814, sent Napoleon I into exile on the island of Elba 3. Russian Czar Nicholas, his wife and four children, exiled to Tobolsk in August 1917. 4. In 1755, Giacomo Casanova is arrested for “affront to religion and common decency.” He escapes from his cell, relocating in many cities throughout Europe, finally winding up in Bohemia several decades later. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64436 "2019-02-25T15:30:01Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > …10. If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener. LOL. This made my day. Thanks, **Prof. P.**! Famous Exiles 1. On February 25, 1910, the 13th Dalai Lama flees from the Chinese and takes refuge in India. 2. The Treaty of Fontainebleau, April 11, 1814, sent Napoleon I into exile on the island of Elba 3. Russian Czar Nicholas, his wife and four children, exiled to Tobolsk in August 1917. 4. In 1755, Giacomo Casanova is arrested for “affront to religion and common decency.” He escapes from his cell, relocating in many cities throughout Europe, finally winding up in Bohemia several decades later. 5. Philip Nolan, after being convicted of treason against the United States in 1807 in Edward Everett Hale’s short story “The Man Without A Country” A very potent tale - I confess I cried a little when I first read it: [The Man Without a Country - The Atlantic](https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1863/12/the-man-without-a-country/308751/?single_page=true) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64437 "2019-02-25T15:33:06Z")
Famous Exiles 1. On February 25, 1910, the 13th Dalai Lama flees from the Chinese and takes refuge in India. 2. The Treaty of Fontainebleau, April 11, 1814, sent Napoleon I into exile on the island of Elba 3. Russian Czar Nicholas, his wife and four children, exiled to Tobolsk in August 1917. 4. In 1755, Giacomo Casanova is arrested for “affront to religion and common decency.” He escapes from his cell, relocating in many cities throughout Europe, finally winding up in Bohemia several decades later. 5. Philip Nolan, after being convicted of treason against the United States in 1807 in Edward Everett Hale’s short story “The Man Without A Country” 6. In 1780, Benedict Arnold flees to the British side after it’s discovered that he was secretly attempting to surrender West Point in exchange for money and a command in the British Army. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64438 "2019-02-25T16:01:46Z")
Famous Exiles 1. On February 25, 1910, the 13th Dalai Lama flees from the Chinese and takes refuge in India. 2. The Treaty of Fontainebleau, April 11, 1814, sent Napoleon I into exile on the island of Elba 3. Russian Czar Nicholas, his wife and four children, exiled to Tobolsk in August 1917. 4. In 1755, Giacomo Casanova is arrested for “affront to religion and common decency.” He escapes from his cell, relocating in many cities throughout Europe, finally winding up in Bohemia several decades later. 5. Philip Nolan, after being convicted of treason against the United States in 1807 in Edward Everett Hale’s short story “The Man Without A Country” 6. In 1780, Benedict Arnold flees to the British side after it’s discovered that he was secretly attempting to surrender West Point in exchange for money and a command in the British Army. 7. King James II of England, in 1688, having alienated many of his subjects, thrown the Great Seal of the Realm into the Thames and fled the kingdom > **[James II of England](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_II_of_England#Glorious_Revolution)** > > James VII and II (14 October 1633 O.S. – 16 September 1701)\[a\] was King of England and King of Ireland as James II, and King of Scotland as James VII from the death of his elder brother, Charles II, on 6 February 1685. He was deposed in the Glorious Revolution of 1688. He was the last Catholic monarch of England, Scotland, and Ireland. His reign is now remembered primarily for conflicts over religious tolerance, but it also involved struggles over the principles of absolutism and the divine r... ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64439 "2019-02-25T17:37:14Z")
Famous Exiles 1. On February 25, 1910, the 13th Dalai Lama flees from the Chinese and takes refuge in India. 2. The Treaty of Fontainebleau, April 11, 1814, sent Napoleon I into exile on the island of Elba 3. Russian Czar Nicholas, his wife and four children, exiled to Tobolsk in August 1917. 4. In 1755, Giacomo Casanova is arrested for “affront to religion and common decency.” He escapes from his cell, relocating in many cities throughout Europe, finally winding up in Bohemia several decades later. 5. Philip Nolan, after being convicted of treason against the United States in 1807 in Edward Everett Hale’s short story “The Man Without A Country” 6. In 1780, Benedict Arnold flees to the British side after it’s discovered that he was secretly attempting to surrender West Point in exchange for money and a command in the British Army. 7. King James II of England, in 1688, having alienated many of his subjects, thrown the Great Seal of the Realm into the Thames and fled the kingdom 8. John the Revelator, exiled to the Isle of Patmos ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64440 "2019-02-25T19:15:31Z")
Famous Exiles 1. On February 25, 1910, the 13th Dalai Lama flees from the Chinese and takes refuge in India. 2. The Treaty of Fontainebleau, April 11, 1814, sent Napoleon I into exile on the island of Elba 3. Russian Czar Nicholas, his wife and four children, exiled to Tobolsk in August 1917. 4. In 1755, Giacomo Casanova is arrested for “affront to religion and common decency.” He escapes from his cell, relocating in many cities throughout Europe, finally winding up in Bohemia several decades later. 5. Philip Nolan, after being convicted of treason against the United States in 1807 in Edward Everett Hale’s short story “The Man Without A Country” 6. In 1780, Benedict Arnold flees to the British side after it’s discovered that he was secretly attempting to surrender West Point in exchange for money and a command in the British Army. 7. King James II of England, in 1688, having alienated many of his subjects, thrown the Great Seal of the Realm into the Thames and fled the kingdom 8. John the Revelator, exiled to the Isle of Patmos 9. Leon Trotsky: internal exile to Kazakhstan, 1928; expelled from the Soviet Union to exile in Turkey, 1929; to France, 1933; to Norway, 1935; to Mexico, 1936-1940 (his death) Elendil’s Heir, I read “The Man Without A Country” when I was 8 and never forgot it, was pleased to find it again a few years ago ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64441 "2019-02-25T20:49:49Z")
**gkster** , thanks. The scene in the boat, right after they free those on the slave ship and Nolan gives advice to the young Navy officer, always sends a little shiver down my spine. I just re-read it. Famous Exiles 1. On February 25, 1910, the 13th Dalai Lama flees from the Chinese and takes refuge in India. 2. The Treaty of Fontainebleau, April 11, 1814, sent Napoleon I into exile on the island of Elba 3. Russian Czar Nicholas, his wife and four children, exiled to Tobolsk in August 1917. 4. In 1755, Giacomo Casanova is arrested for “affront to religion and common decency.” He escapes from his cell, relocating in many cities throughout Europe, finally winding up in Bohemia several decades later. 5. Philip Nolan, after being convicted of treason against the United States in 1807 in Edward Everett Hale’s short story “The Man Without A Country” 6. In 1780, Benedict Arnold flees to the British side after it’s discovered that he was secretly attempting to surrender West Point in exchange for money and a command in the British Army. 7. King James II of England, in 1688, having alienated many of his subjects, thrown the Great Seal of the Realm into the Thames and fled the kingdom 8. John the Revelator, exiled to the Isle of Patmos 9. Leon Trotsky: internal exile to Kazakhstan, 1928; expelled from the Soviet Union to exile in Turkey, 1929; to France, 1933; to Norway, 1935; to Mexico, 1936-1940 (his death) 10. The last Shah of Iran, after the Islamic Revolution of 1979 ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64442 "2019-02-25T22:05:27Z")
Famous Exiles 1. On February 25, 1910, the 13th Dalai Lama flees from the Chinese and takes refuge in India. 2. The Treaty of Fontainebleau, April 11, 1814, sent Napoleon I into exile on the island of Elba 3. Russian Czar Nicholas, his wife and four children, exiled to Tobolsk in August 1917. 4. In 1755, Giacomo Casanova is arrested for “affront to religion and common decency.” He escapes from his cell, relocating in many cities throughout Europe, finally winding up in Bohemia several decades later. 5. Philip Nolan, after being convicted of treason against the United States in 1807 in Edward Everett Hale’s short story “The Man Without A Country” 6. In 1780, Benedict Arnold flees to the British side after it’s discovered that he was secretly attempting to surrender West Point in exchange for money and a command in the British Army. 7. King James II of England, in 1688, having alienated many of his subjects, thrown the Great Seal of the Realm into the Thames and fled the kingdom 8. John the Revelator, exiled to the Isle of Patmos 9. Leon Trotsky: internal exile to Kazakhstan, 1928; expelled from the Soviet Union to exile in Turkey, 1929; to France, 1933; to Norway, 1935; to Mexico, 1936-1940 (his death) 10. The last Shah of Iran, after the Islamic Revolution of 1979 11. Yevgeny Zamyatin, Russian author of the SF novel, _We_. Controversy over this book led to his exile to France in 1931. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64443 "2019-02-25T22:36:37Z")
Famous Exiles 1. On February 25, 1910, the 13th Dalai Lama flees from the Chinese and takes refuge in India. 2. The Treaty of Fontainebleau, April 11, 1814, sent Napoleon I into exile on the island of Elba 3. Russian Czar Nicholas, his wife and four children, exiled to Tobolsk in August 1917. 4. In 1755, Giacomo Casanova is arrested for “affront to religion and common decency.” He escapes from his cell, relocating in many cities throughout Europe, finally winding up in Bohemia several decades later. 5. Philip Nolan, after being convicted of treason against the United States in 1807 in Edward Everett Hale’s short story “The Man Without A Country” 6. In 1780, Benedict Arnold flees to the British side after it’s discovered that he was secretly attempting to surrender West Point in exchange for money and a command in the British Army. 7. King James II of England, in 1688, having alienated many of his subjects, thrown the Great Seal of the Realm into the Thames and fled the kingdom 8. John the Revelator, exiled to the Isle of Patmos 9. Leon Trotsky: internal exile to Kazakhstan, 1928; expelled from the Soviet Union to exile in Turkey, 1929; to France, 1933; to Norway, 1935; to Mexico, 1936-1940 (his death) 10. The last Shah of Iran, after the Islamic Revolution of 1979 11. Yevgeny Zamyatin, Russian author of the SF novel, We. Controversy over this book led to his exile to France in 1931. 12. In March, 1959, the 14th Dalai Lama flees from the Chinese and takes refuge in India. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2019, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64444 "2019-02-26T01:10:52Z")
Famous Exiles 1. On February 25, 1910, the 13th Dalai Lama flees from the Chinese and takes refuge in India. 2. The Treaty of Fontainebleau, April 11, 1814, sent Napoleon I into exile on the island of Elba 3. Russian Czar Nicholas, his wife and four children, exiled to Tobolsk in August 1917. 4. In 1755, Giacomo Casanova is arrested for “affront to religion and common decency.” He escapes from his cell, relocating in many cities throughout Europe, finally winding up in Bohemia several decades later. 5. Philip Nolan, after being convicted of treason against the United States in 1807 in Edward Everett Hale’s short story “The Man Without A Country” 6. In 1780, Benedict Arnold flees to the British side after it’s discovered that he was secretly attempting to surrender West Point in exchange for money and a command in the British Army. 7. King James II of England, in 1688, having alienated many of his subjects, thrown the Great Seal of the Realm into the Thames and fled the kingdom 8. John the Revelator, exiled to the Isle of Patmos 9. Leon Trotsky: internal exile to Kazakhstan, 1928; expelled from the Soviet Union to exile in Turkey, 1929; to France, 1933; to Norway, 1935; to Mexico, 1936-1940 (his death) 10. The last Shah of Iran, after the Islamic Revolution of 1979 11. Yevgeny Zamyatin, Russian author of the SF novel, We. Controversy over this book led to his exile to France in 1931. 12. In March, 1959, the 14th Dalai Lama flees from the Chinese and takes refuge in India. 13. In 1726, Voltaire left France for exile in England, which he suggested as an alternative to prison; he spent two and a half years in exile. Pass ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2019, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64445 "2019-02-26T01:17:45Z")
Razzie Award Winners, past and present 1. Donald Trump, 2019, Worst Actor, Death of A Nation; Fahrenheit 11/9 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2019, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64446 "2019-02-26T02:57:18Z")
Razzie Award Winners, past and present 1. Donald Trump, 2019, Worst Actor, Death of A Nation; Fahrenheit 11/9 2. Can’t Stop the Music, 1980, Worst Picture First winner in that category, setting the tone for all the crap that was to come! ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2019, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/64447 "2019-02-26T04:25:54Z")
Razzie Award Winners, past and present 1. Donald Trump, 2019, Worst Actor, Death of A Nation; Fahrenheit 11/9 2. Can’t Stop the Music, 1980, Worst Picture 3. Madonna, 1986, Worst Actress, Shanghai Surprise The first of her five awards. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3221) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3223)