# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Post date:** [April 20, 2019, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65288 "2019-04-20T08:23:32Z")

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Easter foods

1. Jellybeans
2. Cadbury Mini Eggs
3. Lamb in a mustard glaze
4. Turkey
5. Honey-glazed ham
6. Marshmallow Peeps
7. Chocolate bunnies
8. Jello eggs
9. Carrot cake
10. Couscous
11. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs
12. Deviled eggs

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65289 "2019-04-20T13:45:50Z")

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Easter foods

1. Jellybeans
2. Cadbury Mini Eggs
3. Lamb in a mustard glaze
4. Turkey
5. Honey-glazed ham
6. Marshmallow Peeps
7. Chocolate bunnies
8. Jello eggs
9. Carrot cake
10. Couscous
11. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs
12. Deviled eggs
13. Italian Easter Bread

Next up: Big Bang’s Best Moments (with links!)

1. Sheldon proposes [Sheldon Proposes to Amy (Big Bang Theory) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVmwoFrQ3-g)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2019, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65290 "2019-04-20T13:49:17Z")

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N/M

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**Post date:** [April 20, 2019, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65291 "2019-04-20T14:30:22Z")

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n/m

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**Post date:** [April 20, 2019, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65292 "2019-04-20T19:45:37Z")

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Big Bang’s Best Moments (with links!)

1. Sheldon proposes [Sheldon Proposes to Amy (Big Bang Theory) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVmwoFrQ3-g)
2. Amy’s tiara [Amy Accepting The Tiara - The Big Bang Theory - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i_WpYc3YI4)

Start at 1:00 if you’re pressed for time.

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**Post date:** [April 20, 2019, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65293 "2019-04-20T22:34:01Z")

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Big Bang’s Best Moments (with links!)

1. Sheldon proposes [Sheldon Proposes to Amy (Big Bang Theory) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVmwoFrQ3-g)
2. Amy’s tiara [Amy Accepting The Tiara - The Big Bang Theory - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i_WpYc3YI4)
3. How the elevator was broken [TBBT-How the Elevator Got Broken - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDFSPPd8HJ4)

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**Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65294 "2019-04-21T09:17:23Z")

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Big Bang’s Best Moments (with links!)

1. Sheldon proposes [Sheldon Proposes to Amy (Big Bang Theory) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVmwoFrQ3-g)
2. Amy’s tiara [Amy Accepting The Tiara - The Big Bang Theory - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i_WpYc3YI4)
3. How the elevator was broken [TBBT-How the Elevator Got Broken - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDFSPPd8HJ4)
4. “Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree” [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Atgo0IoIY)

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**Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65295 "2019-04-21T15:37:14Z")

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Big Bang’s Best Moments (with links!)

1. Sheldon proposes [Sheldon Proposes to Amy (Big Bang Theory) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVmwoFrQ3-g)
2. Amy’s tiara [Amy Accepting The Tiara - The Big Bang Theory - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i_WpYc3YI4)
3. How the elevator was broken [TBBT-How the Elevator Got Broken - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDFSPPd8HJ4)
4. “Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree” [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Atgo0IoIY)
5. Professor Proton confronts Bill Nye [https://youtu.be/LtU4uUlGsb8](https://youtu.be/LtU4uUlGsb8)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65296 "2019-04-22T13:12:39Z")

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Big Bang’s Best Moments (with links!)

1. Sheldon proposes [Sheldon Proposes to Amy (Big Bang Theory) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVmwoFrQ3-g)
2. Amy’s tiara [Amy Accepting The Tiara - The Big Bang Theory - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i_WpYc3YI4)
3. How the elevator was broken [TBBT-How the Elevator Got Broken - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDFSPPd8HJ4)
4. “Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree” [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Atgo0IoIY)
5. Professor Proton confronts Bill Nye [https://youtu.be/LtU4uUlGsb8](https://youtu.be/LtU4uUlGsb8)
6. death Star from Star Trek [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf8PP6DjFjQ)

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**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65297 "2019-04-22T18:07:49Z")

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Big Bang’s Best Moments (with links!)

1. Sheldon proposes [Sheldon Proposes to Amy (Big Bang Theory) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVmwoFrQ3-g)
2. Amy’s tiara [Amy Accepting The Tiara - The Big Bang Theory - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i_WpYc3YI4)
3. How the elevator was broken [TBBT-How the Elevator Got Broken - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDFSPPd8HJ4)
4. “Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree” [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Atgo0IoIY)
5. Professor Proton confronts Bill Nye [https://youtu.be/LtU4uUlGsb8](https://youtu.be/LtU4uUlGsb8)
6. Death Star from Star Trek [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf8PP6DjFjQ)
7. Leonard turns Penny on by being decisive [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--5SKej5xko)

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**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65298 "2019-04-22T18:27:21Z")

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Big Bang’s Best Moments (with links!)

1. Sheldon proposes [Sheldon Proposes to Amy (Big Bang Theory) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVmwoFrQ3-g)
2. Amy’s tiara [Amy Accepting The Tiara - The Big Bang Theory - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i_WpYc3YI4)
3. How the elevator was broken [TBBT-How the Elevator Got Broken - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDFSPPd8HJ4)
4. “Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree” [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Atgo0IoIY)
5. Professor Proton confronts Bill Nye [- YouTube](https://youtu.be/LtU4uUlGsb8)
6. Death Star from Star Trek [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf8PP6DjFjQ)
7. Leonard turns Penny on by being decisive [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--5SKej5xko)
8. I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy! [Big Bang Theory - I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLRlZzHtWog)

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**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65299 "2019-04-22T23:44:46Z")

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Big Bang’s Best Moments (with links!)

1. Sheldon proposes [Sheldon Proposes to Amy (Big Bang Theory) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVmwoFrQ3-g)
2. Amy’s tiara [Amy Accepting The Tiara - The Big Bang Theory - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i_WpYc3YI4)
3. How the elevator was broken [TBBT-How the Elevator Got Broken - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDFSPPd8HJ4)
4. “Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree” [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Atgo0IoIY)
5. Professor Proton confronts Bill Nye [- YouTube](https://youtu.be/LtU4uUlGsb8)
6. Death Star from Star Trek [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf8PP6DjFjQ)
7. Leonard turns Penny on by being decisive [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--5SKej5xko)
8. I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy! [Big Bang Theory - I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLRlZzHtWog)
9. Adhesive ducks and stoned brisket-eating: [https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tol9o](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tol9o)

(that link goes to the whole episode, but both subplots were great!)

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65300 "2019-04-23T03:13:23Z")

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Big Bang’s Best Moments (with links!)

1. Sheldon proposes [Sheldon Proposes to Amy (Big Bang Theory) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVmwoFrQ3-g)
2. Amy’s tiara [Amy Accepting The Tiara - The Big Bang Theory - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i_WpYc3YI4)
3. How the elevator was broken [TBBT-How the Elevator Got Broken - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDFSPPd8HJ4)
4. “Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree” [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Atgo0IoIY)
5. Professor Proton confronts Bill Nye [- YouTube](https://youtu.be/LtU4uUlGsb8)
6. Death Star from Star Trek [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf8PP6DjFjQ)
7. Leonard turns Penny on by being decisive [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--5SKej5xko)
8. I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy! [Big Bang Theory - I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLRlZzHtWog)
9. Adhesive ducks and stoned brisket-eating: [https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tol9o](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tol9o)
10. Leonard tells Penny, “Do it” [Penny flaunts her body trying to get Leonard tenure at University (Big Bang Theory - S06E20) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYaRNrrUwe4)

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65301 "2019-04-23T15:13:41Z")

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Big Bang’s Best Moments (with links!)

1. Sheldon proposes [Sheldon Proposes to Amy (Big Bang Theory) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVmwoFrQ3-g)
2. Amy’s tiara [Amy Accepting The Tiara - The Big Bang Theory - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i_WpYc3YI4)
3. How the elevator was broken [TBBT-How the Elevator Got Broken - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDFSPPd8HJ4)
4. “Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree” [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Atgo0IoIY)
5. Professor Proton confronts Bill Nye [- YouTube](https://youtu.be/LtU4uUlGsb8)
6. Death Star from Star Trek [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf8PP6DjFjQ)
7. Leonard turns Penny on by being decisive [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--5SKej5xko)
8. I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy! [Big Bang Theory - I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLRlZzHtWog)
9. Adhesive ducks and stoned brisket-eating: [https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tol9o](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tol9o)
10. Leonard tells Penny, “Do it” [Penny flaunts her body trying to get Leonard tenure at University (Big Bang Theory - S06E20) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYaRNrrUwe4)
11. Sheldon calls his mother a demented sex pervert and she sends him to his room like he was a child. [https://youtu.be/PyOl4fPDv-I?t=57](https://youtu.be/PyOl4fPDv-I?t=57)

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65302 "2019-04-23T15:28:07Z")

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Big Bang’s Best Moments (with links!)

1. Sheldon proposes [Sheldon Proposes to Amy (Big Bang Theory) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVmwoFrQ3-g)
2. Amy’s tiara [Amy Accepting The Tiara - The Big Bang Theory - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i_WpYc3YI4)
3. How the elevator was broken [TBBT-How the Elevator Got Broken - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDFSPPd8HJ4)
4. “Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree” [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Atgo0IoIY)
5. Professor Proton confronts Bill Nye [- YouTube](https://youtu.be/LtU4uUlGsb8)
6. Death Star from Star Trek [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf8PP6DjFjQ)
7. Leonard turns Penny on by being decisive [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--5SKej5xko)
8. I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy! [Big Bang Theory - I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLRlZzHtWog)
9. Adhesive ducks and stoned brisket-eating: [https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tol9o](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tol9o)
10. Leonard tells Penny, “Do it” [Penny flaunts her body trying to get Leonard tenure at University (Big Bang Theory - S06E20) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYaRNrrUwe4)
11. Sheldon calls his mother a demented sex pervert and she sends him to his room like he was a child. [https://youtu.be/PyOl4fPDv-I?t=57](https://youtu.be/PyOl4fPDv-I?t=57)
12. Sheldon makes a booboo on p. 2 of a paper presented to Dr. Stephen Hawking [Sheldon meets Stephen Hawking- The big bang theory - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlrOKpQ6UBI)

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65303 "2019-04-23T16:43:18Z")

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Big Bang’s Best Moments (with links!)

1. Sheldon proposes [Sheldon Proposes to Amy (Big Bang Theory) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVmwoFrQ3-g)
2. Amy’s tiara [Amy Accepting The Tiara - The Big Bang Theory - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i_WpYc3YI4)
3. How the elevator was broken [TBBT-How the Elevator Got Broken - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDFSPPd8HJ4)
4. “Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree” [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Atgo0IoIY)
5. Professor Proton confronts Bill Nye [- YouTube](https://youtu.be/LtU4uUlGsb8)
6. Death Star from Star Trek [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf8PP6DjFjQ)
7. Leonard turns Penny on by being decisive [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--5SKej5xko)
8. I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy! [Big Bang Theory - I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLRlZzHtWog)
9. Adhesive ducks and stoned brisket-eating: [https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tol9o](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tol9o)
10. Leonard tells Penny, “Do it” [Penny flaunts her body trying to get Leonard tenure at University (Big Bang Theory - S06E20) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYaRNrrUwe4)
11. Sheldon calls his mother a demented sex pervert and she sends him to his room like he was a child. [The Big Bang Theory on Religious Hypocrisy - YouTube](https://youtu.be/PyOl4fPDv-I?t=57)
12. Sheldon makes a booboo on p. 2 of a paper presented to Dr. Stephen Hawking [Sheldon meets Stephen Hawking- The big bang theory - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlrOKpQ6UBI)
13. Leonard’s mom meets Sheldon’s mom [The Big Bang Theory - Sheldon and Leonard's Mothers S08E23 [1080p] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKihkRS4_iI)

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65304 "2019-04-23T16:44:34Z")

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New: Things Trump asks Siri:

1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight?

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65305 "2019-04-23T16:56:10Z")

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New: Things Trump asks Siri:

1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight?
2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65306 "2019-04-23T17:07:01Z")

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Things Trump asks Siri:

1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight?
2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit.
3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65307 "2019-04-23T17:10:32Z")

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Things Trump asks Siri:

1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight?
2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit.
3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me?  
4.Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God?

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