# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3266
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65308 "2019-04-23T17:50:31Z")
Things Trump asks Siri: 1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight? 2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit. 3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me? 4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God? 5. How many countries are there in Mexico? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65309 "2019-04-23T18:55:33Z")
Things Trump asks Siri: 1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight? 2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit. 3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me? 4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God? 5. How many countries are there in Mexico? 65374 6. Siri, how do you spell hamberder? ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65310 "2019-04-23T23:34:40Z")
Things Trump asks Siri: 1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight? 2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit. 3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me? 4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God? 5. How many countries are there in Mexico? 6. Siri, how do you spell hamberder? 7. Siri, Siri in my hand, who’s the top guy in this land? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65311 "2019-04-24T01:10:50Z")
Things Trump asks Siri: 1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight? 2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit. 3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me? 4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God? 5. How many countries are there in Mexico? 6. Siri, how do you spell hamberder? 7. Siri, Siri in my hand, who’s the top guy in this land? 8. Siri, collusion is when two cars run into each other, right? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65312 "2019-04-24T01:19:45Z")
Things Trump asks Siri: 1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight? 2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit. 3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me? 4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God? 5. How many countries are there in Mexico? 6. Siri, how do you spell hamberder? 7. Siri, Siri in my hand, who’s the top guy in this land? 8. Siri, collusion is when two cars run into each other, right? 9. Hey, Google? Google? Stupid machine doesn’t know its own name. Sad. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65313 "2019-04-24T01:46:28Z")
Things Trump asks Siri: 1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight? 2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit. 3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me? 4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God? 5. How many countries are there in Mexico? 6. Siri, how do you spell hamberder? 7. Siri, Siri in my hand, who’s the top guy in this land? 8. Siri, collusion is when two cars run into each other, right? 9. Hey, Google? Google? Stupid machine doesn’t know its own name. Sad. 10. Why were those NFL owners so mean to me? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65314 "2019-04-24T03:47:16Z")
Things Trump asks Siri: 1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight? 2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit. 3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me? 4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God? 5. How many countries are there in Mexico? 6. Siri, how do you spell hamberder? 7. Siri, Siri in my hand, who’s the top guy in this land? 8. Siri, collusion is when two cars run into each other, right? 9. Hey, Google? Google? Stupid machine doesn’t know its own name. Sad. 10. Why were those NFL owners so mean to me? 11. How many did ol’ Satchel strike out last night? [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/YvT_gqs5ETk/maxresdefault.jpg "Amazon Echo - SNL") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvT_gqs5ETk) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65315 "2019-04-24T10:28:48Z")
Things Trump asks Siri: 1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight? 2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit. 3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me? 4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God? 5. How many countries are there in Mexico? 6. Siri, how do you spell hamberder? 7. Siri, Siri in my hand, who’s the top guy in this land? 8. Siri, collusion is when two cars run into each other, right? 9. Hey, Google? Google? Stupid machine doesn’t know its own name. Sad. 10. Why were those NFL owners so mean to me? 11. How many did ol’ Satchel strike out last night? 12. Siri, where’s the nearest McDonald’s, and do they deliver? ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65316 "2019-04-24T11:07:17Z")
Things Trump asks Siri: 1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight? 2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit. 3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me? 4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God? 5. How many countries are there in Mexico? 6. Siri, how do you spell hamberder? 7. Siri, Siri in my hand, who’s the top guy in this land? 8. Siri, collusion is when two cars run into each other, right? 9. Hey, Google? Google? Stupid machine doesn’t know its own name. Sad. 10. Why were those NFL owners so mean to me? 11. How many did ol’ Satchel strike out last night? 12. Siri, where’s the nearest McDonald’s, and do they deliver? 13. Siri, what is your IQ? \*Next: What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner: 1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck \*try to keep it PG-13 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65317 "2019-04-24T11:09:26Z")
What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner: 1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck 2. Covfefe ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65318 "2019-04-24T12:19:13Z")
What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner: 1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck 2. Covfefe 3. Total Exoneration ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65319 "2019-04-24T12:25:38Z")
What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner: 1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck 2. Covfefe 3. Total Exoneration 4. Andrew Jackson ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65320 "2019-04-24T13:02:58Z")
What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner: 1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck 2. Covfefe 3. Total Exoneration 4. Andrew Jackson 5. Crooked Hillary ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65321 "2019-04-24T13:13:15Z")
What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner: 1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck 2. Covfefe 3. Total Exoneration 4. Andrew Jackson 5. Crooked Hillary 6. Three Term Prezley ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65322 "2019-04-24T13:16:56Z")
What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner: 1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck 2. Covfefe 3. Total Exoneration 4. Andrew Jackson 5. Crooked Hillary 6. Three Term Prezley 7. Vladimir ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65323 "2019-04-24T13:57:52Z")
What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner: 1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck 2. Covfefe 3. Total Exoneration 4. Andrew Jackson 5. Crooked Hillary 6. Three Term Prezley 7. Vladimir 8. The Trump Pet ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65324 "2019-04-24T14:10:14Z")
What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner: 1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck 2. Covfefe 3. Total Exoneration 4. Andrew Jackson 5. Crooked Hillary 6. Three Term Prezley 7. Vladimir 8. The Trump Pet 9. Rocket Man ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65325 "2019-04-24T14:13:54Z")
What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner: 1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck 2. Covfefe 3. Total Exoneration 4. Andrew Jackson 5. Crooked Hillary 6. Three Term Prezley 7. Vladimir 8. The Trump Pet 9. Rocket Man 10. Fake News ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65326 "2019-04-24T14:18:55Z")
What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner: 1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck 2. Covfefe 3. Total Exoneration 4. Andrew Jackson 5. Crooked Hillary 6. Three Term Prezley 7. Vladimir 8. The Trump Pet 9. Rocket Man 10. Fake News 11. TWEETie Bird ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65327 "2019-04-24T14:43:39Z")
What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner: 1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck 2. Covfefe 3. Total Exoneration 4. Andrew Jackson 5. Crooked Hillary 6. Three Term Prezley 7. Vladimir 8. The Trump Pet 9. Rocket Man 10. Fake News 11. TWEETie Bird 12. Mike Pence [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3265) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3267)