# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3284
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65668 "2019-05-17T07:59:03Z")
Funny (or at least once funny) comics who are still alive: 1. Bob Newhart 2. Billy Connolly 3. Jackie Mason 4. Woody Allen 5. James Veitch 6. Steve Martin 7. Carol Burnett 8. Bill Cosby 9. Mel Brooks ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65669 "2019-05-17T08:03:19Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > Funny (or at least once funny) comics who are still alive: > > 1. James Veitch Okay, technically this fits the category. But Veitch is only thirty-nine years old. I feel the intent of the category was to pick comics who were older. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65670 "2019-05-17T12:02:04Z")
Funny (or at least once funny) comics who are still alive: 1. Bob Newhart 2. Billy Connolly 3. Jackie Mason 4. Woody Allen 5. James Veitch 6. Steve Martin 7. Carol Burnett 8. Bill Cosby 9. Mel Brooks 10. Emo Philips ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65671 "2019-05-17T12:28:44Z")
Funny (or at least once funny) comics who are still alive: 1. Bob Newhart 2. Billy Connolly 3. Jackie Mason 4. Woody Allen 5. James Veitch 6. Steve Martin 7. Carol Burnett 8. Bill Cosby 9. Mel Brooks 10. Emo Philips 11. Richard Belzer ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65672 "2019-05-17T12:59:57Z")
Funny (or at least once funny) comics who are still alive: 1. Bob Newhart 2. Billy Connolly 3. Jackie Mason 4. Woody Allen 5. James Veitch 6. Steve Martin 7. Carol Burnett 8. Bill Cosby 9. Mel Brooks 10. Emo Philips 11. Richard Belzer 12. Steven Wright Saw him perform a few months back. Just as deadpan-funny as ever. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65673 "2019-05-17T13:20:56Z")
Funny (or at least once funny) comics who are still alive: 1. Bob Newhart 2. Billy Connolly 3. Jackie Mason 4. Woody Allen 5. James Veitch 6. Steve Martin 7. Carol Burnett 8. Bill Cosby 9. Mel Brooks 10. Emo Philips 11. Richard Belzer 12. Steven Wright 13. Andrew Dice Clay Next: Slang words for illegal drugs 1. ice ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65674 "2019-05-17T13:23:55Z")
Slang words for illegal drugs 1. ice 2. dope ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65675 "2019-05-17T13:25:17Z")
Slang words for illegal drugs 1. ice 2. dope 3. horse ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65676 "2019-05-17T13:58:15Z")
Slang words for illegal drugs 1. ice 2. dope 3. horse 4. Smack ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65677 "2019-05-17T14:00:23Z")
Slang words for illegal drugs 1. ice 2. dope 3. horse 4. Smack 5. blow ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65678 "2019-05-17T14:09:25Z")
Slang words for illegal drugs 1. ice 2. dope 3. horse 4. Smack 5. blow 6. nose candy ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65679 "2019-05-17T15:11:34Z")
Slang words for illegal drugs 1. ice 2. dope 3. horse 4. Smack 5. blow 6. nose candy 7. hillbilly heroin ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65680 "2019-05-17T15:49:05Z")
Slang words for illegal drugs 1. ice 2. dope 3. horse 4. Smack 5. blow 6. nose candy 7. hillbilly heroin 8. wacky weed ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65681 "2019-05-17T15:58:34Z")
Slang words for illegal drugs 1. ice 2. dope 3. horse 4. Smack 5. blow 6. nose candy 7. hillbilly heroin 8. wacky weed 9. the ox ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65682 "2019-05-17T16:53:59Z")
Slang words for illegal drugs 1. ice 2. dope 3. horse 4. Smack 5. blow 6. nose candy 7. hillbilly heroin 8. wacky weed 9. the ox 10. grass ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65683 "2019-05-17T17:09:43Z")
Slang words for illegal drugs 1. ice 2. dope 3. horse 4. Smack 5. blow 6. nose candy 7. hillbilly heroin 8. wacky weed 9. the ox 10. grass 11. ganj ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65684 "2019-05-17T17:12:35Z")
Slang words for illegal drugs 1. ice 2. dope 3. horse 4. Smack 5. blow 6. nose candy 7. hillbilly heroin 8. wacky weed 9. the ox 10. grass 11. ganj 12. hippie lettuce ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65685 "2019-05-17T17:24:38Z")
Slang words for illegal drugs 1. ice 2. dope 3. horse 4. Smack 5. blow 6. nose candy 7. hillbilly heroin 8. wacky weed 9. the ox 10. grass 11. ganj 12. hippie lettuce 13. Vitamin A Next parody songs (with links if possible) 1. Amish Paradise (Weird Al) ["Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise") - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65686 "2019-05-17T18:23:54Z")
Next parody songs (with links if possible) 1. Amish Paradise (Weird Al) ["Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise") - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg) 2. Wernher von Braun (Tom Lehrer) [Tom Lehrer - Wernher von Braun - with intro - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjDEsGZLbio) ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/65687 "2019-05-17T18:26:58Z")
Parody songs (with links if possible) 1. Amish Paradise (Weird Al) ["Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise") - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg) 2. What If God Smoked Cannabis [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-P6SQbhgg0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-P6SQbhgg0) Shit I’d appreciate it if someone would fix my fuck-up [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3283) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3285)