# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3315
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66288 "2019-06-26T14:22:45Z")
If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories) 1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman 2. The kids (they were asleep in the house) 3. John and Patsy Ramsey ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66289 "2019-06-26T14:25:23Z")
If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories) 1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman 2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess 3. The kids (they were asleep in the house) 4. John and Patsy Ramsey 5. The butler did it. Anyone ever read a mystery novel? I mean come on. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66290 "2019-06-26T14:34:03Z")
If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories) 1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman 2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess 3. The kids (they were asleep in the house) 4. John and Patsy Ramsey 5. The butler did it. 6. D. A. Marcia Clark ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66291 "2019-06-26T15:03:47Z")
If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories) 1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman 2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess 3. The kids (they were asleep in the house) 4. John and Patsy Ramsey 5. The butler did it. 6. D. A. Marcia Clark 7. Jay Leno ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66292 "2019-06-26T15:06:00Z")
If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories) 1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman 2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess 3. The kids (they were asleep in the house) 4. John and Patsy Ramsey 5. The butler did it. 6. D. A. Marcia Clark 7. Jay Leno 8. OJ’s evil, identical twin brother as revenge for keeping him locked up in the basement ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66293 "2019-06-26T15:08:41Z")
If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories) 1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman 2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess 3. The kids (they were asleep in the house) 4. John and Patsy Ramsey 5. The butler did it. 6. D. A. Marcia Clark 7. Jay Leno 8. OJ’s evil, identical twin brother as revenge for keeping him locked up in the basement 9. Peter Lupus He was bitter over how Simpson took over the Nordberg role in the Police Squad movies. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66294 "2019-06-26T15:09:43Z")
If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories) 1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman 2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess 3. The kids (they were asleep in the house) 4. John and Patsy Ramsey 5. The butler did it. 6. D. A. Marcia Clark 7. Jay Leno 8. OJ’s evil, identical twin brother as revenge for keeping him locked up in the basement 9. Peter Lupus 10. Donald Trump As ever, pathetically eager for publicity. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66295 "2019-06-26T16:11:42Z")
1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman 2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess 3. The kids (they were asleep in the house) 4. John and Patsy Ramsey 5. The butler did it. 6. D. A. Marcia Clark 7. Jay Leno 8. OJ’s evil, identical twin brother as revenge for keeping him locked up in the basement 9. Peter Lupus 10. Donald Trump 11. Hertz corporate executives, in an attempt to publicize their latest “Rent-a-Bronco” scheme. Regards, Shodan PS - it can’t be number 9, because it is never Peter. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66296 "2019-06-26T16:14:22Z")
If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories) 1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman 2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess 3. The kids (they were asleep in the house) 4. John and Patsy Ramsey 5. The butler did it. 6. D. A. Marcia Clark 7. Jay Leno 8. OJ’s evil, identical twin brother as revenge for keeping him locked up in the basement 9. Peter Lupus 10. Donald Trump 11. Hertz corporate executives, in an attempt to publicize their latest “Rent-a-Bronco” scheme. 12. Robert Kardashian. Wouldn’t being a member of that family make you want to kill someone? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66297 "2019-06-26T16:27:58Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > PS - it can’t be number 9, because it is never Peter. I’m glad somebody picked up on the set-up. ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66298 "2019-06-26T18:21:26Z")
If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories) 1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman 2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess 3. The kids (they were asleep in the house) 4. John and Patsy Ramsey 5. The butler did it. 6. D. A. Marcia Clark 7. Jay Leno 8. OJ’s evil, identical twin brother as revenge for keeping him locked up in the basement 9. Peter Lupus 10. Donald Trump 11. Hertz corporate executives, in an attempt to publicize their latest “Rent-a-Bronco” scheme. 12. Robert Kardashian. Wouldn’t being a member of that family make you want to kill someone? 66362 13. Al Cowlings (the driver of the Bronco) Next up: One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added. 1. No onions; add cheddar cheese ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66299 "2019-06-26T18:50:34Z")
One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added. 1. No onions; add cheddar cheese 2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66300 "2019-06-26T19:03:37Z")
One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added. 1. No onions; add cheddar cheese 2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad. 3. No arugula; add bacon. In fact ‘add bacon’ works amazingly well for many different dishes ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66301 "2019-06-26T19:05:03Z")
One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added. 1. No onions; add cheddar cheese 2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad. 3. No arugula; add bacon. In fact ‘add bacon’ works amazingly well for many different dishes 4. None of those nasty shrimp; substitute bacon-wrapped scallops ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66302 "2019-06-26T19:07:47Z")
One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added. 1. No onions; add cheddar cheese 2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad. 3. No arugula; add bacon. In fact ‘add bacon’ works amazingly well for many different dishes 4. None of those nasty shrimp; substitute bacon-wrapped scallops 5. No soy sauce; add duck sauce ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66303 "2019-06-26T19:09:26Z")
I know the mods generally discourage post counting. But this is my 6000th post in this thread. Is that a board record? ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66304 "2019-06-26T19:16:34Z")
One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added. 1. No onions; add cheddar cheese 2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad. 3. No arugula; add bacon. In fact ‘add bacon’ works amazingly well for many different dishes 4. None of those nasty shrimp; substitute bacon-wrapped scallops 5. No soy sauce; add duck sauce 6. No mayo; add extra onions _ **Little Nemo** _, congrats! ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66305 "2019-06-26T19:41:12Z")
One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added. 1. No onions; add cheddar cheese 2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad. 3. No arugula; add bacon. In fact ‘add bacon’ works amazingly well for many different dishes 4. None of those nasty shrimp; substitute bacon-wrapped scallops 5. No soy sauce; add duck sauce 6. No mayo; add extra onions 7. No beans; add extra guacamole ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66306 "2019-06-26T19:50:00Z")
One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added. 1. No onions; add cheddar cheese 2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad. 3. No arugula; add bacon. In fact ‘add bacon’ works amazingly well for many different dishes 4. None of those nasty shrimp; substitute bacon-wrapped scallops 5. No soy sauce; add duck sauce 6. No mayo; add extra onions 7. No beans; add extra guacamole 8. No horseradish; add extra garlic ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66307 "2019-06-26T20:19:50Z")
> [@gkster](#): > > _ **Little Nemo** _, congrats! Thank you. But I see it’s not a record. Thin Ice has 6604 posts in the [Seven letter words change one or two letter to make a new word](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=717266) and Bullitt has 6718 posts in [Trivia Dominoes: Play Off the Last Bit of Trivia](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=550730). (I don’t know what the record is. I lost interest in the topic once it stopped being about me.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3314) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3316)