# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3316
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66308 "2019-06-26T21:39:23Z")
One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added. 1. No onions; add cheddar cheese 2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad. 3. No arugula; add bacon. In fact ‘add bacon’ works amazingly well for many different dishes 4. None of those nasty shrimp; substitute bacon-wrapped scallops 5. No soy sauce; add duck sauce 6. No mayo; add extra onions 7. No beans; add extra guacamole 8. No horseradish; add extra garlic 9. No mashed potatoes; add breadsticks ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66309 "2019-06-26T21:45:16Z")
One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added. 1. No onions; add cheddar cheese 2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad. 3. No arugula; add bacon. In fact ‘add bacon’ works amazingly well for many different dishes 4. None of those nasty shrimp; substitute bacon-wrapped scallops 5. No soy sauce; add duck sauce 6. No mayo; add extra onions 7. No beans; add extra guacamole 8. No horseradish; add extra garlic 9. No mashed potatoes; add breadsticks 10. No ketchup; add mayo ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66310 "2019-06-27T00:58:49Z")
One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added. 1. No onions; add cheddar cheese 2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad. 3. No arugula; add bacon. In fact ‘add bacon’ works amazingly well for many different dishes 4. None of those nasty shrimp; substitute bacon-wrapped scallops 5. No soy sauce; add duck sauce 6. No mayo; add extra onions 7. No beans; add extra guacamole 8. No horseradish; add extra garlic 9. No mashed potatoes; add breadsticks 10. No ketchup; add mayo 11. No lettuce; add cheese For Burger King’s Original Chicken Sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66311 "2019-06-27T02:22:26Z")
One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added. 1. No onions; add cheddar cheese 2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad. 3. No arugula; add bacon. In fact ‘add bacon’ works amazingly well for many different dishes 4. None of those nasty shrimp; substitute bacon-wrapped scallops 5. No soy sauce; add duck sauce 6. No mayo; add extra onions 7. No beans; add extra guacamole 8. No horseradish; add extra garlic 9. No mashed potatoes; add breadsticks 10. No ketchup; add mayo 11. No lettuce; add cheese 12. No eggs; add hash browns Breakfast, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66312 "2019-06-27T03:17:03Z")
One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added. 1. No onions; add cheddar cheese 2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad. 3. No arugula; add bacon. In fact ‘add bacon’ works amazingly well for many different dishes 4. None of those nasty shrimp; substitute bacon-wrapped scallops 5. No soy sauce; add duck sauce 6. No mayo; add extra onions 7. No beans; add extra guacamole 8. No horseradish; add extra garlic 9. No mashed potatoes; add breadsticks 10. No ketchup; add mayo 11. No lettuce; add cheese 12. No eggs; add hash browns 13. No mashed potatoes; add cole slaw. My usual substitution at KFC I’ll pass. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66313 "2019-06-27T04:11:31Z")
Sherlock Holmes Adversaries Other Than Moriarty (Canon and Non-Canon) 1. Charles Augustus Milverton ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66314 "2019-06-27T04:13:52Z")
Sherlock Holmes Adversaries Other Than Moriarty (Canon and Non-Canon) 1. Charles Augustus Milverton 2. Latimer and Kemp, “The Greek Interpreter” ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66315 "2019-06-27T05:09:01Z")
Sherlock Holmes Adversaries Other Than Moriarty (Canon and Non-Canon) 1. Charles Augustus Milverton 2. Latimer and Kemp, “The Greek Interpreter” 3. Irene Adler, “A Scandal in Bohemia” ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66316 "2019-06-27T11:32:26Z")
Sherlock Holmes Adversaries Other Than Moriarty (Canon and Non-Canon) 1. Charles Augustus Milverton 2. Latimer and Kemp, “The Greek Interpreter” 3. Irene Adler, “A Scandal in Bohemia” 4. John Clay, “The Adventure of the Red Headed League” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66317 "2019-06-27T12:10:41Z")
Sherlock Holmes Adversaries Other Than Moriarty (Canon and Non-Canon) 1. Charles Augustus Milverton 2. Latimer and Kemp, “The Greek Interpreter” 3. Irene Adler, “A Scandal in Bohemia” 4. John Clay, “The Adventure of the Red Headed League” 5. Jonathan Small, “The Sign of the Four” ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66318 "2019-06-27T14:06:33Z")
Sherlock Holmes Adversaries Other Than Moriarty (Canon and Non-Canon) 1. Charles Augustus Milverton 2. Latimer and Kemp, “The Greek Interpreter” 3. Irene Adler, “A Scandal in Bohemia” 4. John Clay, “The Adventure of the Red Headed League” 5. Jonathan Small, “The Sign of the Four” 6. Col. Sebastian Moran, “The Empty House” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66319 "2019-06-27T14:14:29Z")
Sherlock Holmes Adversaries Other Than Moriarty (Canon and Non-Canon) 1. Charles Augustus Milverton, “Charles Augustus Milverton” 2. Latimer and Kemp, “The Greek Interpreter” 3. Irene Adler, “A Scandal in Bohemia” 4. John Clay, “The Adventure of the Red Headed League” 5. Jonathan Small, “The Sign of the Four” 6. Col. Sebastian Moran, “The Empty House” 7. Dr. Grimesby Roylott, “The Speckled Band” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66320 "2019-06-27T14:53:09Z")
Sherlock Holmes Adversaries Other Than Moriarty (Canon and Non-Canon) 1. Charles Augustus Milverton, “Charles Augustus Milverton” 2. Latimer and Kemp, “The Greek Interpreter” 3. Irene Adler, “A Scandal in Bohemia” 4. John Clay, “The Adventure of the Red Headed League” 5. Jonathan Small, “The Sign of the Four” 6. Col. Sebastian Moran, “The Empty House” 7. Dr. Grimesby Roylott, “The Speckled Band” 66385 8. Colonel Lysander Stark, “The Adventure of the Engineer’s Thumb” ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66321 "2019-06-27T16:00:04Z")
Sherlock Holmes Adversaries Other Than Moriarty (Canon and Non-Canon) 1. Charles Augustus Milverton, “Charles Augustus Milverton” 2. Latimer and Kemp, “The Greek Interpreter” 3. Irene Adler, “A Scandal in Bohemia” 4. John Clay, “The Adventure of the Red Headed League” 5. Jonathan Small, “The Sign of the Four” 6. Col. Sebastian Moran, “The Empty House” 7. Dr. Grimesby Roylott, “The Speckled Band” 8. Colonel Lysander Stark, “The Adventure of the Engineer’s Thumb” 9. Joseph Harrison, “The Naval Treaty” ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66322 "2019-06-27T16:11:25Z")
Sherlock Holmes Adversaries Other Than Moriarty (Canon and Non-Canon) 1. Charles Augustus Milverton, “Charles Augustus Milverton” 2. Latimer and Kemp, “The Greek Interpreter” 3. Irene Adler, “A Scandal in Bohemia” 4. John Clay, “The Adventure of the Red Headed League” 5. Jonathan Small, “The Sign of the Four” 6. Col. Sebastian Moran, “The Empty House” 7. Dr. Grimesby Roylott, “The Speckled Band” 8. Colonel Lysander Stark, “The Adventure of the Engineer’s Thumb” 9. Joseph Harrison, “The Naval Treaty” 10. Lord Blackwood, “Sherlock Holmes” (Robert Downey Jr. movie) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66323 "2019-06-27T16:37:26Z")
Sherlock Holmes Adversaries Other Than Moriarty (Canon and Non-Canon) 1. Charles Augustus Milverton, “Charles Augustus Milverton” 2. Latimer and Kemp, “The Greek Interpreter” 3. Irene Adler, “A Scandal in Bohemia” 4. John Clay, “The Adventure of the Red Headed League” 5. Jonathan Small, “The Sign of the Four” 6. Col. Sebastian Moran, “The Empty House” 7. Dr. Grimesby Roylott, “The Speckled Band” 8. Colonel Lysander Stark, “The Adventure of the Engineer’s Thumb” 9. Joseph Harrison, “The Naval Treaty” 10. Lord Blackwood, “Sherlock Holmes” (Robert Downey Jr. movie) 11. The Phantom of the Opera, “The Canary Trainer” (by Nicholas Meyer) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66324 "2019-06-27T16:39:05Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added… > > No fries: substitute a small garden salad. Username/post combo. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66325 "2019-06-27T16:39:13Z")
Sherlock Holmes Adversaries Other Than Moriarty (Canon and Non-Canon) 1. Charles Augustus Milverton, “Charles Augustus Milverton” 2. Latimer and Kemp, “The Greek Interpreter” 3. Irene Adler, “A Scandal in Bohemia” 4. John Clay, “The Adventure of the Red Headed League” 5. Jonathan Small, “The Sign of the Four” 6. Col. Sebastian Moran, “The Empty House” 7. Dr. Grimesby Roylott, “The Speckled Band” 8. Colonel Lysander Stark, “The Adventure of the Engineer’s Thumb” 9. Joseph Harrison, “The Naval Treaty” 10. Lord Blackwood, “Sherlock Holmes” (Robert Downey Jr. movie) 11. The Phantom of the Opera, “The Canary Trainer” (by Nicholas Meyer) 12. Jephro Rucastle, “The Copper Beeches” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66326 "2019-06-27T19:30:51Z")
Sherlock Holmes Adversaries Other Than Moriarty (Canon and Non-Canon) 1. Charles Augustus Milverton, “Charles Augustus Milverton” 2. Latimer and Kemp, “The Greek Interpreter” 3. Irene Adler, “A Scandal in Bohemia” 4. John Clay, “The Adventure of the Red Headed League” 5. Jonathan Small, “The Sign of the Four” 6. Col. Sebastian Moran, “The Empty House” 7. Dr. Grimesby Roylott, “The Speckled Band” 8. Colonel Lysander Stark, “The Adventure of the Engineer’s Thumb” 9. Joseph Harrison, “The Naval Treaty” 10. Lord Blackwood, “Sherlock Holmes” (Robert Downey Jr. movie) 11. The Phantom of the Opera, “The Canary Trainer” (by Nicholas Meyer) 12. Jephro Rucastle, “The Copper Beeches” 13. Patrick Cairns, “The Adventure of Black Peter” Pass ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66327 "2019-06-27T23:14:00Z")
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