# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3343

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66848 "2019-07-26T11:42:58Z")

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Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

1. “Grow a pair already, would you all?”
2. “It’s Mueller time!”
3. “I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
4. “Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
5. “Read the Report, will ya?”

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66849 "2019-07-26T11:55:27Z")

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Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

1. “Grow a pair already, would you all?”
2. “It’s Mueller time!”
3. “I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
4. “Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
5. “Read the Report, will ya?”
6. “Lock him up! Lock him up!”

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66850 "2019-07-26T12:09:40Z")

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Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

1. “Grow a pair already, would you all?”
2. “It’s Mueller time!”
3. “I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
4. “Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
5. “Read the Report, will ya?”
6. “Lock him up! Lock him up!”
7. “This is pointless. You realize this won’t go anywhere under Barr don’t you?”

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66851 "2019-07-26T12:11:13Z")

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Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

1. “Grow a pair already, would you all?”
2. “It’s Mueller time!”
3. “I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
4. “Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
5. “Read the Report, will ya?”
6. “Lock him up! Lock him up!”
7. “This is pointless. You realize this won’t go anywhere under Barr don’t you?”
8. “Guys. He really just wants to Make America Great Again. Why won’t you let him?”

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66852 "2019-07-26T12:20:37Z")

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Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

1. “Grow a pair already, would you all?”
2. “It’s Mueller time!”
3. “I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
4. “Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
5. “Read the Report, will ya?”
6. “Lock him up! Lock him up!”
7. “This is pointless. You realize this won’t go anywhere under Barr don’t you?”
8. “Guys. He really just wants to Make America Great Again. Why won’t you let him?”
9. “I don’t know… I didn’t read the whole thing”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66853 "2019-07-26T13:27:40Z")

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Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

1. “Grow a pair already, would you all?”
2. “It’s Mueller time!”
3. “I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
4. “Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
5. “Read the Report, will ya?”
6. “Lock him up! Lock him up!”
7. “This is pointless. You realize this won’t go anywhere under Barr don’t you?”
8. “Guys. He really just wants to Make America Great Again. Why won’t you let him?”
9. “I don’t know… I didn’t read the whole thing”
10. “Why should I have to read the whole thing? Bad enough I had to write it.”

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66854 "2019-07-26T13:27:45Z")

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Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

1. “Grow a pair already, would you all?”
2. “It’s Mueller time!”
3. “I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
4. “Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
5. “Read the Report, will ya?”
6. “Lock him up! Lock him up!”
7. “This is pointless. You realize this won’t go anywhere under Barr don’t you?”
8. “Guys. He really just wants to Make America Great Again. Why won’t you let him?”
9. “I don’t know… I didn’t read the whole thing”
10. “Why did I have to read the whole thing? Bad enough I had to write it.” 66919
11. “Sigh… you know, Nixon left office for a lot less than this.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66855 "2019-07-26T13:34:52Z")

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Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

1. “Grow a pair already, would you all?”
2. “It’s Mueller time!”
3. “I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
4. “Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
5. “Read the Report, will ya?”
6. “Lock him up! Lock him up!”
7. “This is pointless. You realize this won’t go anywhere under Barr don’t you?”
8. “Guys. He really just wants to Make America Great Again. Why won’t you let him?”
9. “I don’t know… I didn’t read the whole thing”
10. “Why did I have to read the whole thing? Bad enough I had to write it.” 66919
11. “Sigh… you know, Nixon left office for a lot less than this.”
12. “Impeach McConnell first.”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66856 "2019-07-26T14:30:15Z")

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Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

1. “Grow a pair already, would you all?”
2. “It’s Mueller time!”
3. “I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
4. “Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
5. “Read the Report, will ya?”
6. “Lock him up! Lock him up!”
7. “This is pointless. You realize this won’t go anywhere under Barr don’t you?”
8. “Guys. He really just wants to Make America Great Again. Why won’t you let him?”
9. “I don’t know… I didn’t read the whole thing”
10. “Why did I have to read the whole thing? Bad enough I had to write it.” 66919
11. “Sigh… you know, Nixon left office for a lot less than this.”
12. “Impeach McConnell first.”
13. “Hillary in 2020”

Beatles song titles, alphabetically A - M

1. All My Loving

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66857 "2019-07-26T14:37:53Z")

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Beatles song titles, alphabetically A - M

1. All My Loving
2. Back In The U.S.S.R.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66858 "2019-07-26T14:41:25Z")

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Beatles song titles, alphabetically A - M

1. All My Loving
2. Back In The U.S.S.R.
3. Come Together

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66859 "2019-07-26T14:46:18Z")

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Beatles song titles, alphabetically A - M

1. All My Loving
2. Back In The U.S.S.R.
3. Come Together
4. Drive My Car

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66860 "2019-07-26T14:48:55Z")

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Beatles song titles, alphabetically A - M

1. All My Loving
2. Back In The U.S.S.R.
3. Come Together
4. Drive My Car
5. Eleanor Rigby

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66861 "2019-07-26T15:01:35Z")

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Beatles song titles, alphabetically A - M

1. All My Loving
2. Back In The U.S.S.R.
3. Come Together
4. Drive My Car
5. Eleanor Rigby
6. From Me to You

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66862 "2019-07-26T15:28:18Z")

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Beatles song titles, alphabetically A - M

1. All My Loving
2. Back In The U.S.S.R.
3. Come Together
4. Drive My Car
5. Eleanor Rigby
6. From Me to You
7. Glass Onion

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66863 "2019-07-26T15:43:59Z")

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Beatles song titles, alphabetically A - M

1. All My Loving
2. Back In The U.S.S.R.
3. Come Together
4. Drive My Car
5. Eleanor Rigby
6. From Me to You
7. Glass Onion
8. Help!

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66864 "2019-07-26T16:23:04Z")

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Beatles song titles, alphabetically A - M

1. All My Loving
2. Back In The U.S.S.R.
3. Come Together
4. Drive My Car
5. Eleanor Rigby
6. From Me to You
7. Glass Onion
8. Help!
9. I Want to Hold Your Hand

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66865 "2019-07-26T16:25:30Z")

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Beatles song titles, alphabetically A - M

1. All My Loving
2. Back In The U.S.S.R.
3. Come Together
4. Drive My Car
5. Eleanor Rigby
6. From Me to You
7. Glass Onion
8. Help!
9. I Want to Hold Your Hand
10. Julia

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**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66866 "2019-07-26T16:35:24Z")

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Beatles song titles, alphabetically A - M

1. All My Loving
2. Back In The U.S.S.R.
3. Come Together
4. Drive My Car
5. Eleanor Rigby
6. From Me to You
7. Glass Onion
8. Help!
9. I Want to Hold Your Hand
10. Julia
11. Kansas City/Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/66867 "2019-07-26T16:44:46Z")

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Beatles song titles, alphabetically A - M

1. All My Loving
2. Back In The U.S.S.R.
3. Come Together
4. Drive My Car
5. Eleanor Rigby
6. From Me to You
7. Glass Onion
8. Help!
9. I Want to Hold Your Hand
10. Julia
11. Kansas City/Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
12. Let It Be

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