# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3358
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67148 "2019-08-06T17:39:27Z")
Unsuitable housepets 1. Woolly mammoth 2. Cthulhu ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67149 "2019-08-06T17:55:53Z")
Unsuitable housepets 1. Woolly mammoth 2. Cthulhu 3. Honey badger ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67150 "2019-08-06T18:51:21Z")
Unsuitable housepets 1. Woolly mammoth 2. Cthulhu 3. Honey badger 4. T-rex ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67151 "2019-08-06T18:56:17Z")
Unsuitable housepets 1. Woolly mammoth 2. Cthulhu 3. Honey badger 4. T-rex 5. saber-toothed tiger Even though the Flintstones have Baby Puss ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67152 "2019-08-06T19:37:08Z")
Unsuitable housepets 1. Woolly mammoth 2. Cthulhu 3. Honey badger 4. T-rex 5. saber-toothed tiger 6. Alligator ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67153 "2019-08-06T21:38:20Z")
Unsuitable housepets 1. Woolly mammoth 2. Cthulhu 3. Honey badger 4. T-rex 5. saber-toothed tiger 6. Alligator 7. Hooded cobra ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67154 "2019-08-06T21:52:22Z")
Unsuitable housepets 1. Woolly mammoth 2. Cthulhu 3. Honey badger 4. T-rex 5. saber-toothed tiger 6. Alligator 7. Hooded cobra 8. Human ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67155 "2019-08-06T21:55:16Z")
Unsuitable housepets 1. Woolly mammoth 2. Cthulhu 3. Honey badger 4. T-rex 5. saber-toothed tiger 6. Alligator 7. Hooded cobra 8. Poo-slinging monkey ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67156 "2019-08-06T22:13:07Z")
Unsuitable housepets 1. Woolly mammoth 2. Cthulhu 3. Honey badger 4. T-rex 5. saber-toothed tiger 6. Alligator 7. Hooded cobra 8. Human 9. Poo-slinging monkey Cleaning up ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67157 "2019-08-07T00:01:30Z")
Unsuitable housepets 1. Woolly mammoth 2. Cthulhu 3. Honey badger 4. T-rex 5. saber-toothed tiger 6. Alligator 7. Hooded cobra 8. Human 9. Poo-slinging monkey 10. E coli virus ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67158 "2019-08-07T00:21:03Z")
Unsuitable housepets 1. Woolly mammoth 2. Cthulhu 3. Honey badger 4. T-rex 5. saber-toothed tiger 6. Alligator 7. Hooded cobra 8. Human 9. Poo-slinging monkey 10. E coli virus 11. Wolverine ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67159 "2019-08-07T04:05:20Z")
Unsuitable housepets 1. Woolly mammoth 2. Cthulhu 3. Honey badger 4. T-rex 5. saber-toothed tiger 6. Alligator 7. Hooded cobra 8. Human 9. Poo-slinging monkey 10. E. coli virus 11. Wolverine 12. Sandkings > **[Sandkings (novelette)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandkings_(novelette))** > > "Sandkings" is a novelette by American writer George R. R. Martin, first published in the August 1979 issue of Omni. In 1980, it won the Hugo Award for Best Novelette, the Nebula Award for Best Novelette and the Locus Award for best novelette, and was nominated for the Balrog Award in short fiction. It is the only one of Martin's stories to date to have won both the Hugo and the Nebula. It was included in the short story collection of the same name, published by Timescape Books in December 198 Ma... ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67160 "2019-08-07T05:00:11Z")
Unsuitable housepets 1. Woolly mammoth 2. Cthulhu 3. Honey badger 4. T-rex 5. saber-toothed tiger 6. Alligator 7. Hooded cobra 8. Human 9. Poo-slinging monkey 10. E. coli virus 11. Wolverine 12. Sandkings 13. Tribbles [Tribble - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribble) New Invasive species, real or fictional 1. Tribbles ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67161 "2019-08-07T05:04:12Z")
Invasive species, real or fictional 1. Tribbles 2. Kudzu ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67162 "2019-08-07T12:02:32Z")
Invasive species, real or fictional 1. Tribbles 2. Kudzu 3. Burmese python ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67163 "2019-08-07T12:04:32Z")
Invasive species, real or fictional 1. Tribbles 2. Kudzu 3. Burmese python 4. Zebra mussels ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67164 "2019-08-07T12:10:53Z")
Invasive species, real or fictional 1. Tribbles 2. Kudzu 3. Burmese python 4. Zebra mussels 5. Shore crabs ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67165 "2019-08-07T12:32:52Z")
Invasive species, real or fictional 1. Tribbles 2. Kudzu 3. Burmese python 4. Zebra mussels 5. Shore crabs 6. Homo sapiens ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67166 "2019-08-07T13:16:42Z")
Invasive species, real or fictional 1. Tribbles 2. Kudzu 3. Burmese python 4. Zebra mussels 5. Shore crabs 6. Homo sapiens 7. Purple Loosestrife ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67167 "2019-08-07T13:36:09Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > 1. Poo-slinging monkey > > Cleaning up I see what you did there. Invasive species, real or fictional 1. Tribbles 2. Kudzu 3. Burmese python 4. Zebra mussels 5. Shore crabs 6. Homo sapiens 7. Purple Loosestrife 8. The Zerg [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3357) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3359)