# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3362
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67228 "2019-08-10T01:47:08Z")
Dad jokes. 1. What do baby ghost wear on their feet? Boo-ties! 2 If athletes get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get? Missile toe! 2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient c— MOO! 3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 4. Do you know why Greeks aren’t morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease. 5. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67229 "2019-08-10T04:51:30Z")
Dad jokes. 1. What do baby ghost wear on their feet? Boo-ties! 2 If athletes get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get? Missile toe! 2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient c— MOO! 3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 4. Do you know why Greeks aren’t morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease. 5. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired. 6. Why did the cemetery have a fence around it? Because people were dying to get in. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67230 "2019-08-10T05:15:52Z")
1. What do baby ghost wear on their feet? Boo-ties! 2 If athletes get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get? Missile toe! 2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient c— MOO! 3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 4. Do you know why Greeks aren’t morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease. 5. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired. 6. Why did the cemetery have a fence around it? Because people were dying to get in. 7. What’s the square root of 69? 8 something. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67231 "2019-08-10T05:51:37Z")
Dad jokes: 1. What do baby ghost wear on their feet? Boo-ties! 2 If athletes get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get? Missile toe! 2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient c— MOO! 3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 4. Do you know why Greeks aren’t morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease. 5. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired. 6. Why did the cemetery have a fence around it? Because people were dying to get in. 7. What’s the square root of 69? 8 something. 8. What’s 77? 69 and 8 more. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67232 "2019-08-10T08:14:33Z")
Dad jokes: 1. What do baby ghost wear on their feet? Boo-ties! 2 If athletes get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get? Missile toe! 2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient c— MOO! 3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 4. Do you know why Greeks aren’t morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease. 5. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired. 6. Why did the cemetery have a fence around it? Because people were dying to get in. 7. What’s the square root of 69? 8 something. 8. What’s 77? 69 and 8 more. 9. Did you hear about the duck who flew upside-down? He quacked up. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67233 "2019-08-10T10:30:38Z")
Dad jokes: 1. What do baby ghost wear on their feet? Boo-ties! 2 If athletes get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get? Missile toe! 2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient c— MOO! 3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 4. Do you know why Greeks aren’t morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease. 5. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired. 6. Why did the cemetery have a fence around it? Because people were dying to get in. 7. What’s the square root of 69? 8 something. 8. What’s 77? 69 and 8 more. 9. Did you hear about the duck who flew upside-down? He quacked up. 10. My dad was a magician. Not very good at it. I have two half-sisters. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67234 "2019-08-10T10:52:15Z")
Dad jokes: 1. What do baby ghost wear on their feet? Boo-ties! 2 If athletes get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get? Missile toe! 2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient c— MOO! 3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 4. Do you know why Greeks aren’t morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease. 5. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired. 6. Why did the cemetery have a fence around it? Because people were dying to get in. 7. What’s the square root of 69? 8 something. 8. What’s 77? 69 and 8 more. 9. Did you hear about the duck who flew upside-down? He quacked up. 10. My dad was a magician. Not very good at it. I have two half-sisters. 11. When is it time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67235 "2019-08-10T14:42:51Z")
Dad jokes: 1. What do baby ghost wear on their feet? Boo-ties! 2 If athletes get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get? Missile toe! 2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient c— MOO! 3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 4. Do you know why Greeks aren’t morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease. 5. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired. 6. Why did the cemetery have a fence around it? Because people were dying to get in. 7. What’s the square root of 69? 8 something. 8. What’s 77? 69 and 8 more. 9. Did you hear about the duck who flew upside-down? He quacked up. 10. My dad was a magician. Not very good at it. I have two half-sisters. 11. When is it time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty. 12. Why did the man fall in the deep hole? Because he couldn’t see that well. Next: Food-related acronyms. 1. EVOO ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67236 "2019-08-10T15:09:17Z")
Food-related acronyms. 1. EVOO 2. MSG ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67237 "2019-08-10T15:41:31Z")
nm Are we talking Acronyms or Abbreviations? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67238 "2019-08-10T15:45:01Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > nm > Are we talking Acronyms or Abbreviations? Acronyms preferred, abbreviations acceptable. (maybe there aren’t that many acronyms?) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67239 "2019-08-10T16:21:39Z")
Food-related acronyms. 1. EVOO 2. MSG 3. GMO ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67240 "2019-08-10T16:33:21Z")
Food-related acronyms. 1. EVOO 2. MSG 3. GMO 4. BHT ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67241 "2019-08-10T18:33:30Z")
Food-related acronyms. 1. EVOO 2. MSG 3. GMO 4. BHT 5. FDA ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67242 "2019-08-10T19:51:57Z")
Food-related acronyms. 1. EVOO 2. MSG 3. GMO 4. BHT 5. FDA 6. BLT ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67243 "2019-08-10T20:11:46Z")
Food-related acronyms. 1. EVOO 2. MSG 3. GMO 4. BHT 5. FDA 6. BLT 7. BBQ ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67244 "2019-08-10T21:16:23Z")
Food-related acronyms. 1. EVOO 2. MSG 3. GMO 4. BHT 5. FDA 6. BLT 7. BBQ 8. USDA ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67245 "2019-08-10T21:52:01Z")
Food-related acronyms. 1. EVOO 2. MSG 3. GMO 4. BHT 5. FDA 6. BLT 7. BBQ 8. USDA 9. PAM ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67246 "2019-08-10T22:06:45Z")
Food-related acronyms. 1. EVOO 2. MSG 3. GMO 4. BHT 5. FDA 6. BLT 7. BBQ 8. USDA 9. PAM 10. PB&J ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67247 "2019-08-10T22:38:06Z")
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